Building inspectors have long plagued builders and homeowners. In space, of course, things will be different…
“Damn bloodsucking tiny-skulled government bureaucrats!” Dolph Wigner yelled as soon as the link dropped and returned the
“Daddy?” a small, sleepy voice ventured from the compartment directly under him.
“What is it Tina?” he snapped, much too loud, he realized.
“What’s wrong, Daddy?” she asked. “Are you mad?”
“Not at you, Tina. Go back to sleep now, OK? Sweet dreams.”
“What’s wrong, love? It’s one in the morning!” Sasha called from the wardroom below, which doubled as their bedroom. “Is Tina OK?”
“Tina is fine. I was just venting at whoever changed the requirement on the air lock door motors three months after our shipment left Luna! Forgot the time.”
There was a rustle of bedding, and his wife made the easy one-sixth gravity jump up to the command deck from their bed—stretched her skinny, almost scrawny, body; yawned; and ran a hand through her long, wavy, hopelessly tangled black hair. He could see her bones; hell, he could see his own. They’d both been cutting way back on rations and working like demons for three months. But if they could just get approval, they’d have the old hydroponics system going and be eating their own tomatoes in another month or so.
“Can we afford the new motors?” she asked.
He smiled at her and sighed. There were many better things to do with the night than fight refurbishment supply problems. But every hour counted.
“If,” he answered, “we can use the old ones, or sell them, the price difference isn’t that much. The problem is that there’s no way we can get them here in time for our inspection.”
“They can’t hold us to that, can they? I’m getting tired of this.”
He nodded. “This” was hanging out in a cramped, smelly spaceship swinging around with its nose tied to the end of a hundred meters of tether when they had five hundred square meters of habitat that was ready to inhabit on the asteroid above them. But until they passed their inspection, they had three rooms, three meters in diameter by two-and-a-half high, with a head and an airlock at the top.
“Look, I can’t do anything about it. It’s the damn Interplanetary Association’s rules, and if we don’t follow the IPA rules, we lose the homestead. So don’t vent me about it, OK? I’m sorry, darling.” He immediately hated himself for snapping at Sasha. She was everything to him; the only part of the Universe that wasn’t trying to stomp him. At twenty-four, he felt like a ninety-year-old curmudgeon with the world on his back, and sometimes it showed.
“But it’s not our fault! They can’t make us leave our homestead for something that’s not our fault.”
“I just don’t know, Sash, I just don’t know.”
They were interrupted by a two-note attention tone.
“Go ahead,
“We have an incoming message from an Inspector Eileen McCarthy of the local IPA Compliance Authority. She’s C&C on Belt Runner four-one-two, a light-minute out from Pallas.”
Almost here, then. So it was too late to get anything more done on the supplies or equipment. They’d pass with what they had, or not. “We’ll see what she has to say later,” Dolph instructed. “We’ve gone to bed. Acknowledge and record—I’ll reply tomorrow morning.”
“Yes, Dolph. I’ve sent the acknowledgment. Good night.”
The command deck lights dimmed, and Sasha started pulling him down to their bed.
Two days later, Dolph took the tram cage up to the tether axis on the mast at the north pole of their rock. Well, not quite
Below him was their habitat, deep in a hundred-meter cylindrical pit for radiation protection. A fifty-meter-radius squirrel cage of trusswork, it mounted a couple of big bent sausages and other equipment around its circumference. Above him was the great dish of their solar collector. A few kilograms of nearly perfectly reflecting flexidiamond aluminum sandwich almost two hundred meters across, it focused on a flat relay mirror. There was enough dust around the asteroid for him to trace the beam into the big black cylindrical converter at the top of the mast.
He saw few stars on his way up to the docking ring. Their pole was in sunlight, and would be for another year. He looked back toward the Sun. Mars was a reddish dot just far enough from the Sun to see if he shaded his helmet window. Earth, Venus, and Mercury were lost in the glare. Even when he looked away from the Sun, the sunlit structures around him banished any hope of dark adapted vision, mocking his mood with their unsoftened vacuum brilliance.
But Jupiter, now near opposition at the perihelion of the Pallas association, shone brightly against the black sky. Jove was over five times as bright as from Earth, and its four large satellites were clearly visible—he could even see the orangish tint of Io. Saturn, way off to the right, still seemed very distant, but the asteroid Pallas was brighter than Venus from here, and showed a tiny disk. Sirius, Procyon, Betelgeuse, Regulus—the brighter stars got through as well, and the effect was almost three-dimensional—-he could image the planets on a plane stretching out toward infinity, with those few bright fixed stars set beyond.
Despite all the work and all the details of things to be removed, tested, repaired, replaced, and tested again, there was still a sense of wonder that he was out here—the descendent of apes with stone axes daring to live out here on the doorstep of all creation. He was going to do it. Somehow, despite everything, he was going to do it.
An instant and temporary comet got his attention. Inspector McCarthy’s spacecraft was in the final stages of rendezvous, with thrusters flaring. Like their
“Welcome to 12478, Ms. McCarthy.” Dolph gestured to the peanutshaped carbonaceous chondrite below them. The space-suited figure coming down the mast to him was obviously female, of average height, and perhaps a bit hefty the way people too busy to exercise get in low gravity.
She put her helmet to the mast for a moment, then turned toward him, her face invisible behind the mirror finish of her helmet window. “You’ve got a sick stator magnet on one of your despin mast bearings,” she announced in a no-nonsense, almost imperious tone. “I heard it screech after my dock.”
Dolph opened his mouth, but couldn’t think of a response.
The complaint was trivial, as far as he was concerned. The hollow despin mast held their main elliptical mirror and the docking fixture. Some torque on the despun inertial mast was inevitable as a ship docked, and it might momentarily cause physical contact in the bearing if one of the bearing magnets were a little weak; but if the mast was properly aligned with asteroid spin axis, that would vanish as soon as any transverse accelerations were damped. And the asteroid spin period was a leisurely eight hours plus; at that rate, the damn bearing could be made of taffy.
She, he decided, was deliberately picking a nit, maybe for psychological impact. Finally, enough time passed so that Dolph hoped he could just ignore the discourtesy.
“Any equipment you’d like to take down with you?” he asked.
“Did you hear what I said about the stator magnet?” she barked. “It’s out of spec. Fix it!”
Damned if she didn’t seem serious, he thought. This was not good. “I’ll get on it as soon as we have you settled,” he temporized.
“
Dolph opened his mouth to protest, thought better of it, and shut it hard enough that he heard his teeth click. Very well, he’d fix the damn thing. A quick check with
“My wife, Sasha, is in the ship down-tether, waiting for you,” he told the inspector. “I’ll be done in twenty minutes or so.”
“My ship’s at risk and I want to stay here and watch this,” McCarthy told him. “Get to it.”
He looked up and saw her jet from her air lock to about ten meters out from where he was working, and take up a position with her back to the Sun. She crossed her arms and floated there, motionless on her backpack gyros. He assumed she was staring at him.
“Roger,” he replied, trying to keep the irritation from his voice, nodded to her and got to work. The job wasn’t that big, actually. One of
He had it done in fifteen minutes.
“Can we go in now?” he asked. “Sasha’s holding lunch.”
“She’ll have to hold a bit longer.” McCarthy jetted over to the mast and held her helmet against it for a long time, then seemed to be satisfied. Dolph told
“Twenty-first century?” McCarthy asked at length.
“Early twenty-second,” he replied evenly. “It’s an old Cislunar Republic mining survey station for the twenty-fourth Kirkwood association, last inhabited in 2123. The CLR left when Mercury opened up.”
“I know all that,” McCarthy snapped. “I date things by when they were built, not when the last people left. That shaft is a hundred years old if it’s a day. No later than 2092, I’d say; it’s titanium, probably lunar. They punched out hundreds of these setups back then. Anything after that would have been local glass, because that’s when the rock chewers got smart and fast enough to make it cheaper. You did the joint yourself?”
“Yes. The original bearing is down on the crater floor. Wouldn’t move.”
“Vacuum welded. They used glazed rollers—OK for a few years, but you have to keep them moving. I won’t redline your job, but that magnet going sour was a symptom that the thing’s been wowing a bit. You put a large mirror on that shaft.”
“We’re going to grow grapes, so we got as big a mirror as the specs allowed—”
“And, to save money, the smallest bearings,” McCarthy interrupted. “And on top of that, you put it as far up as you could. Everything away from the direction of goodness. Maximum stress: not smart.”
“It computed, Inspector.”
“Tell me about it,” she sniffed. “Artificial intelligences lack both art and intelligence. Look, I said I won’t red-line your provisional on that alone, but you’ll need to fix it, understand? I know an outfit at Chao Dome—”
“Mercury!”—
“Mercury is the nearest solid thing to the center of the asteroid belt,” she said. “Think about it. With their electromagnetic launchers, delta-v is beside the point, and Mercury revolves around the Sun so fast that it’s never more than ninety days for a launch to any place in the belt. Now, what’s your problem with Mercury? You don’t like their connections?”
What the hell? Dolph thought. Was she reading his mind, or had she just been through this with so many newcomers that the question was second nature? He considered the question rhetorical and acknowledged the lecture with a negative grunt.
McCarthy gestured to the crater below. “Standard turn of the century habitat down there?”
“Not any more,” Dolph snapped, then stared at the habitat as he counted to ten.
The crater was four hundred meters across and almost precisely on the asteroid’s spin axis. The habitat centrifugal frame, an open lattice box of cables and tubes as long as a football field and half as wide, could rotate in the crater like the spinner on a child’s game, giving them lunar normal acceleration at the tips. It was static now, though, to make their work easier; the asteroid’s minuscule gravity was enough to hold tools and supplies on the habitat walls. He and Sasha had spent the last two months turning living quarters originally meant as spartan accommodations for a dozen survey personnel into a comfortable home for three, following the requirements stored in
“Hmmpf. I suppose not. I see it has the old-fashioned gas retention vestibules outside of the inboard air locks.”
She meant, Dolph realized after a vocabulary-searching second or two, the enclosed porch around the main air locks; the ones that would be on “top” of the two habitat modules when the frame rotated, i.e., toward the center.
“That’s a good feature,” she added, almost inaudibly. Then she cleared her throat and asked, clear and loud: “Did you restress the angular momentum neutralizer?”
“Huh?” How, Dolph wondered, did you neutralize angular momentum? Wasn’t it conserved? What kind of state-of-the-art electronic device would he have to buy now? “What the—”
“That’s the big stone wheel under the frame that turns in the opposite direction. It cancels your habitat’s angular momentum, so your habitat rotation doesn’t cause the asteroid to precess and swing your mast around and wreck your new bearing. Now, did you tighten the cables that hold it together?”
“
“My IPA download,”
“Idiot bureaucrats!” McCarthy huffed. “I filed that requirement two years ago!”
“Uh, is that wheel really necessary?” Dolph asked. Maybe there was a reason it wasn’t in the book, the reason being an opportunity for selective enforcement. He supposed the next thing he’d find out was it would cost another EU to fix. “I mean, if the mast alignment is accurate enough—”
Inspector McCarthy raised her hands and put them down again in a clear gesture of disgust. “All right, Wigner, I’ve already seen enough to spoil my appetite, but let’s go out to your ship anyway.”
“No,” Sasha sent on their private line, “not like that. Calm her down first, I don’t want her to scare Tina.”
“Sasha…” Dolph pleaded. The last thing he wanted to do was insult the testy Inspector. Maybe…
“No argument on this: my call, darling.”
Dolph took a deep breath. “Uh, Ms. McCarthy?”
The woman turned to him.
“We, uh, have a three-year-old girl with us. Uh, her name is Tina. Angry people frighten her. Could you…?” Leave the shouting act for the adults, he wanted to say—but he choked that back. Temper, grace.
“You
Dolph closed his eyes and counted to ten again. “Inspector, she’s in our records. Bom at L4 Von Braun station. The
“For transportation! Not as a nursery! Why didn’t you leave her with her grandparents or something? Until this job is done?”
Was there any way, he wondered, that he could space this screaming harridan and get away with it? His past and their problems with their parents were none of her damn business. Since when did a habitat inspection become an excuse to cross-examine someone’s life? Or was this an attempt to provoke him, make him do something like what he was supposed to have done on the Moon that would let some big belt corporation step in and take the asteroid that was all they owned.
“We wanted her with us and nothing in the IPA rules said we couldn’t take her.”
“You didn’t ask?” The inspector sounded incredulous.
“Ms. McCarthy, one of the reasons we came out to the Belt was to get away from having to ask. About everything.”
Eileen McCarthy rotated to face him, a silent cipher behind a shiny faceplate.
“One of the reasons? What did they do to you kids to make you risk
Out of her helmet, Inspector Eileen McCarthy looked as formidable as she sounded. Her curly hair was as steel-gray as her manner. Her slight excess mass softened her face to a degree, and the one-sixth gee of the tethered spacecraft did not tug the features down as much as they would on her native Earth. Otherwise, Dolph thought, the hook nose and down-turned lips would have evoked some costumer’s idea of a witch. He tried to imagine her as someone’s lover, once upon a time, and failed.
She wrinkled that large nose as soon as her helmet came off when she emerged from the air lock into their bedroom/wardroom, “Child,” she said to Sasha, “ypu need to take the lenses off the air-cleaning lasers and polish them occasionally. The automatic systems you have can’t get at them, and, in this low gravity, they develop a film that blocks some of the most effective frequencies. Surface tension effect—take a microscope to them some day and see what I mean.”
“Ms. McCarthy—” Sasha began, a note of outrage in her voice. Dolph held up a hand and shook his head vigorously. Too much was at stake to risk offending the offensive. Sasha, fortunately, caught the hint. “We’ve been a bit busy. I’ll get to it before you come back. Anyway, you’re welcome to share a meal with us.”
It wasn’t much—a plate of protein biscuits and three narrow-necked, low-g water glasses.
Inspector McCarthy ignored it. “You want to live out here all alone? You learn to be very careful. Yes, you’re in the Pallas association, but most of the time, you’ll still be a week or two away from any physical help. Hell, most of the time you kids will be too many light-minutes away for anyone to even use your computer’s motiles interactively. We may have retroviruses to make our genes radiation tolerant, but the bugs and viruses we take with us have no such luck. They mutate. Cleanliness is a survival skill. While I’m at it, my briefing said you’re going to mount your A.I. on an Opticor 721. Tell me it’s not so! You ought to have one of ICA’s double N thirty-sixes.”
Sasha shook her head. “We could get
Inspector McCarthy scowled.
Sasha smiled. “So we did.”
McCarthy looked surprised and almost smiled—at least Dolph thought he could detect some movement in the deep crevasses that emanated from the comers of her mouth. Then, without saying anything more, she sat down, reached for a protein biscuit, took a bite and chewed. It was so quiet that Dolph could hear her crunch the flavor nuts between her teeth.
Finally she swallowed, lifted her glass of water, watched it slosh around a bit, drank, and nodded. “I’ll give you a marginal pass on that. I like redundancy, excess capacity, and graceful degradation. Mind you, three double N thirty-sixes would have been better.”
Tina chose that time to come out of her compartment, swinging from the handholds as was her custom, so that she could look adults in the eye. They kept her hair short, for convenience and her favorite nightie was a brown flannel jumper—nothing really abnormal, but the total effect could, Dolph realized all too late, be distinctly simian.
She also needed a changing, but before he could do anything, Tina swung over to the wardroom ceiling above and in front of Inspector McCarthy, directly over her plate, and shyly mumbled, “Hi.”
What was most noticeable in the following seconds was the growing color in Inspector McCarthy’s hitherto pale cheeks as the smell wafted about. “Do you,” she choked out at length, “ever discipline this child? What exactly are…
“Hi?” Tina repeated in a small uncertain voice. McCarthy had used, Dolph realized, at least two words that were not often used in the Wigner family. He and Sasha were determined to be as not like their parents as they could.
“Tina,” Sasha began, conversationally, “hasn’t mastered low-gravity toilets yet, but she’s working on it, at her own pace. Aren’t you, darling?”
Tina pouted. “I’m Tina, not darling.’ ”
Sasha beamed indulgently. “Tina, this is Inspector McCarthy, who will be helping us get our new house ready.”
“Hi?” Tina repeated. “Are you a which?”
Inspector Eileen McCarthy wrinkled her nose, took a deep breath. “Hello, Tina.” Then she reached up and pulled the child from her handhold.
“Let me go, you which!” Tina protested.
Inspector McCarthy handed her off to her mother with a suffering look. Then she turned to Dolph. “When you are both working on the habitat, where is she?”
“She comes with us,” he replied. “We modified a rescue bubble into a sort of nursery, which she used until we pressurized and—”
“Let me,” McCarthy groaned, “see if I understand this. She’s allowed to float around wild in a habitat under construction among the motile spiders, laser welders, nanoplaners, and so on? And she’s still
“We have a net around her,” Dolph snapped. “It works fine.”
McCarthy shook her head. “Did it ever occur to you dear young people to ask for some help?”
“As you pointed out,” Dolph answered, trying to keep his voice even and conversational, “we are normally several light-minutes from any other habitation. And there’s no more money.”
McCarthy frowned and pushed herself up from the table. “I can see that. You’ve been cutting back rations. I have an extra fifty-kilo CMF standard—I’ll send a telop down with it.”
Sasha shook her head, “We can’t—”
“Did I ask? You can’t feed the baby that way if you don’t feed yourself.”
Sasha’s face turned red and her smile got very tight.
How, Dolph wondered, had this old biddy known Tina was still nursing? And what business was it of hers? His indignation began to rise, but he thought better of it. Fifty kilos of vacuum-dried food would keep them going for two or three months, if they stretched it. He was in no position to object. “Thank you, Inspector McCarthy,” he finally choked out.
“Hmmpf. We will start inspecting this supposedly childproof habitat construction site at oh eight hundred tomorrow morning. I can find my way back to my ship.”
In an embarrassed silence, she put her helmet back on and cycled out of the lock.
Sasha’s face fell as soon as the door hissed shut, and she began to sob. Dolph put his arms around his wife and child.
“Oh,
The inspection was a disaster. By the end of the day, there were some thirty-three items which had to be fixed before provisional approval, and another seventy-two that needed to be corrected by final approval. It seemed to Dolph that McCarthy’s sole purpose was to prevent them from occupying their asteroid and when it seemed that no amount of appeasing her would slow the accumulation of items on the list, he’d allowed himself, in desperation, to argue. At this rate, they would have to vacate before they even got to her gift rations. Maybe that’s why she could be so generous—she was going to get it back anyway.
Finally, Dolph blew his gasket. The vestibule air seals had been the final crack in the air hose, so to speak, and Dolph s feelings had gushed out as they shut the inner door and stood in the bright, clean, sweet-smelling entryway to the home that Dolph was beginning to realize would never really be his.
“Ms. McCarthy,” he wailed, “those seals are in spec! Ail the vestibule is supposed to do is to guide the last wisps of air from the air lock to the ion pumps so you can open the door sooner. It’s never
“A seal is a seal. You never know when you might need it.”
“Damn it! I’m going by the book and the book says IPA certified pipe is safe to use outside as is!”
“The book, young man, says inspectors are to use their judgment,” she said in as frosty and imperious a tone as he’d yet heard her use, “and my judgment right now is that you have an attitude problem; not toward me—while I can see that, too, it’s irrelevant. But you aren’t attacking your problem. You’re just filling squares on the list—-not thinking, not being proactive. This isn’t a chore you kids have to do—it’s your lives, and you don’t seem to realize it!
“Specifically, here and now, I don’t consider your vestibule seal installation adequate and I don’t consider your piping installation adequate.”
“But by the book they are! And I’m going to damn well appeal this, and your fix-log on the door motors. I got the certified equipment, certified materials, installed them with certified procedures, and you redline it! I don’t know what your game is, whether Shan Toy’s parents are paying you, or some people that want this rock without taking the trouble to settle on it, or some politicos that don’t like people running around outside the grip of some power structure they can control—but it’s not fair!”
“Neither,” she said, so softly that he had to concentrate to hear it, “is death.”
“Is that a threat? Because if it is, I’ll fight back, and if you don’t think so just ask—”
“I know who and what to ask, Dolph Wigner. I think we’re done for today.”
It was over, Dolph thought. Maybe he could get enough for the rock to get Sasha and Tina back to the Moon. Her parents would take her in, and Tina. But he would have to stay out here… doing what? It took a minute for McCarthy’s words to sink in.
“For today?”
“We’ve inspected the air lock and the interior utilities of half of your habitat. If you will stipulate the same fix-logs on the other half, we should be able to work on the structure tomorrow.”
“Why? You’ve already ruined us and redlined us back to the Moon; why continue?”
“Wigner,” Inspector McCarthy said, coldly and evenly. “You have the right to try to correct the redlines on the spot. It just so happens that I’ve brought some materials along with me.”
“Available for a price, no doubt.”
Inspector Eileen McCarthy looked at him and raised an eyebrow. Then she reached for her space helmet, put it on without further word, and left.
“Pallas would be closest,” the computer answered.
“Fine. Send a transcript of the last ten minutes of conversation, and ask for help in declaring these fix-log items invalid.”
Maybe there would be some fairness, somewhere. He had to try everything, he realized. He couldn’t bear to lose Sasha, not for one lousy stupid mistake. Or two, or three, he corrected, bitter at himself. They wouldn’t be in this mess if it weren’t for his mistakes, he knew. It wasn’t all Inspector McCarthy’s fault. But, dammit, they needed a break, not another problem.
His answer came at dinner, a very quiet dinner, that night in the wardroom of the
“Put it on the wall here,” Dolph said.
“The caller suggests a private conference.”
He looked at Sasha, who simply reached over and touched his arm. “Use Tina’s room. I’ll put some music on in here.”
He nodded and got up. They’d made Tina’s room by putting a flat wall across the wardroom one meter from the wall. In the space between the straight inner wall and the curved outer wall was a half-meter wide child’s bunk, a compact wash stand, and a video screen.
“You forgot to say ‘excuse me,’ Daddy,” Tina chirped. She’d started chattering at twenty months and hadn’t stopped. He was afraid to get her IQ tested.
Dolph rolled his eyes and managed a pained smile for his daughter. “Excuse me, Daddy.”
Tina looked confused for a moment, then giggled and said. “No,
“Sure, Tina.” He ran his hand over her hair.
He covered the distance to the compartment door in one low-gravity stride, as one of Sasha’s bouncy moonjazz compositions started with her characteristic three dissonant chords which resolved into walking scales under a high riff. A century ago, he thought, her talent would have been a ticket to independence. Not any more. Her stuff was good—but with thirty billion people on Earth and another three scattered among the other worlds, and almost all of them with all the leisure time they could want, there was a Solar System full of good stuff out there.
The door slid shut and cut it down to background—a centimeter of basalt foam was a good sound insulator. He knew damn well what the lawyer wanted to talk about, and it wasn’t for Tina’s ears. So he sat on her bunk in between her stuffed animals, with her crayon drawings taped to the wall for a backdrop, and faced the video screen, which dissolved into a holo of a distinguished-looking balding man in a white turtleneck with an pointed black beard just starting to turn gray.
“Mr. Wigner, Jaynes Femrite. I’m with Femrite, Carson and Lu, doing pro bono for IPA Legal Assistance. I understand Eileen’s giving you her, uh, best.”
Eileen? Dolph shook his head. Did
“I’m about at the end of my rope, Mr. Femrite. Her standards are a moving target. I’ve met all the legal requirements, all the specifications, and I can’t get from here to there with her. We just don’t have the money to pay her, and all her friends, for everything she wants us to buy from them.” He took a breath. “We don’t want to cause trouble. We just want to be left alone. But I have to do something. We can’t go back and we’re within a month of being self-sufficient here.”
Femrite inclined his head slightly. Dolph saw the “secure comm” telltale in the comer of his screen. Could he trust it? Did he care anymore?
Femrite cleared his throat. “Got yourself in a little trouble back at Shepard City, didn’t you?”
Dolph looked down. So the guy already knew, and so did everyone else. That was probably another reason for “Eileen” to hound him out.
The lawyer waited a minute for an answer, but when Dolph didn’t say anything, he continued. “Her name was Shan Toy. Want to tell me your side of it?”
Why not, Dolph thought. What more harm could it do? “I’d just finished a three-week mine engineering school and was celebrating. She picked me up at the bar. I didn’t know how old she was, didn’t even suspect because she came on so, so mature. I told her I was married and she said ‘so what, it’s just for a night.’ So we checked our records and went to my room.
“We were just getting into it when she complained about my ring hurting her back so I took it off and put it on the nightstand. It was my greatgrandfather’s college ring, with a hand-cut diamond in it. She apparently suspected what it was worth, because as soon as I set it down, she jumped up, grabbed it, and headed for the door.
“I went after her and she pulled a gun—I don’t know from where. I kept after her anyway because the ring meant so much. She shot once and missed and then I was grappling with her and the gun went off again. The dart got in between the vertebrae in her neck somehow and the trank shut her heart down. It was a freak accident. I ran, then came to my senses and realized they could trace me a hundred ways. So I called Sasha, and turned myself in.”
The lawyer nodded. “Self-defense, hung jury on the murder charge. Parole with time served on the attempted statutory rape charge—you could have checked her age.”
“She said she was twenty, right from Earth on a tourist visa with her parents and five sisters. I was drunk and fell for it. It turned out her so-called parents weren’t even related to her and they both had rap sheets in Thailand. The girls were supposed to sell themselves, or get in someone’s room and grab something valuable. Preferably both. I wasn’t thinking… damned stupid.”
It had been the most miserable episode in his life, and he felt like he had used up a lifetime’s worth of emotional self-control getting through the hearings. He stared at Femrite. Enough was enough. The Universe had to get off his back sometime.
Femrite raised an eyebrow. “But the court of public opinion wasn’t so kind?”
Dolph sighed. “Her parents and the tabloid media said I made up the ring story. Dad was mad as hell. He gave me a grubstake, pointed me at the Belt, and told me not to come back. Sasha’s family tried to keep her at L4, but she stuck with me. That was all that counted.” Damn it, his eyes were getting wet. That big knot in his stomach, that had been there ever since Shepard City, got a little tighter. Get a grip, he told himself. “Until now.”
“Uh, huh,” Femrite agreed. “That counts for a lot. That and your daughter. Look, I want to set you clear on a couple of things.
“First is that Eileen doesn’t care what your past is. That’s usually the case in the Belt, and there are minuses as well as pluses to that. For instance,” the lawyer flashed a shark-like grin at Dolph, “you’ll probably end up doing business with a certain former drug dealer with a manslaughter rap which, they say, included cannibalism. He’s behaved himself since getting out here. Of course people take care not to rile him.” Femrite s grin was distinctly chilling. “At any rate,
“Lying!” Dolph couldn’t think of anything to say. Then anger turned to uncertainty, tinged with fear. He wondered if the drug killer was named Femrite.
“Now don’t get mad. I said
“The second point is that, out here, what an inspector says, goes. We don’t, and can’t, have the public infrastructure with all the appeals you’re used to. Even with robotics and beam propulsion, the rocks are too far apart. Rescue missions use up a lot of human resources, and we can’t do hundreds of them a month. We’re a community out here, and while we scratch each other’s backs a lot, we want time for our own lives. We don’t have a lot of laws and not much to litigate; almost a million people now and only a couple of dozen lawyers. So forget torts; you have to take care of yourself.
“And yes, we buy local and favor those who do. We know each other. The belt runs on a lot of handshakes and understandings. That’s just the way it is.
“Now, Eileen’s not that unreasonable. She might be willing to ameliorate some of these fix-it log items that you’re complaining about, but the main requirement—” the lawyer’s voice took an icy edge “—I say the
He was clear, but Dolph had to ask anyway, just to rub in the unfairness of it. “No appeal? No legal recourse?”
Femrite threw up his hands in apparent exasperation. “If, and I mean a big if, we could prove pecuniary bias on Eileen’s part, you could get reinspected by someone else. But you can imagine what the next inspector is going to think about your filing such charges against Eileen McCarthy!”
“I thought,” Dolph said lamely, “some people from the Moon might be using their influence on her. Or someone who wanted the rock; second mineral rights or some such. You hear a lot about that kind of conspiracy thing on the university.”
Femrite nodded. “That you do. Conspiracy is the sophomore’s favorite religion—kids want to believe that things happen for a reason, even if it’s a bad one.” He sniffed. “They learn. Anyway, Eileen’s not one to be influenced by anything like that—quite the opposite, I’d say. Try to push that woman and she’ll push harder in the other direction.”
Dolph couldn’t suppress the flicker of a smile.
“Of course,” Femrite continued. “I’m obligated to file a protest and represent you if you insist.”
Dolph glanced at the floor. So a protest would be useless and it was nobody’s doing in specific. So the whole Universe was a damn conspiracy against him and he had no rights, none. He’d lost anything resembling rights back on the Moon when he tried to take back great-grandpa’s ring. “No, Mr. Femrite,” he sighed, defeated. “No protest. I’ve got the picture.”
Femrite shook his head skeptically. “Well, I’m not quite sure of that, but it’s the best I can do. Good day, then.”
Just like that, his hope of doing something about this miserable, unfair ordeal vanished. Dolph found himself staring at a blank wall in pitch darkness—the room’s only window, near the
Gradually, at the limits of his vision, the Belt itself emerged, its trillions and trillions of tiny pebbles reflecting enough light to make a broad, ghostly band—once his refuge, now, apparently, a nest of callous enemies. Involuntarily, he clenched his fists. Then, faintly imposed on his view of the cosmos, he saw the reflection of his own starlit face.
The door of the room hissed open and glare flooded the room. He turned.
Tina launched herself into his arms. “Dessert time!” she piped. “Why are you crying, Daddy?”
Sasha was polishing seal flanges when Dolph returned from the next day’s structural inspection. She’d fixed one of the flat rings to a table and another to a block of basalt glass and was rubbing them together, slowly turning the top block as she stroked. McCarthy had just put another dozen critical items on the fix-log, he was numb with disappointment, and there Sasha was—polishing seals by hand.
“What are you doing?” he asked, as if he couldn’t see. What he had meant, of course, was “why?” Any effort at all seemed to be futile.
“I called Inspector McCarthy last night to ask what they did to seal flanges to make them acceptable to her, and she told me. I thought it was something I could do myself, by hand, with the ones we’ve got. You see, they’ll fit exactly with a little curvature if you polish them together, and still come apart without damage. It’s like making a telescope mirror.”
“I think you’re wasting your time.”
She shrugged. “Probably. But I had to do something physical. I also checked on who has secondary claims on our rock while you were out.”
“Anyone we know?”
“Ever hear of Cistrojan Enterprise Limited?”
“No.”
“Neither did I, but I cross-checked the media file and there was an article on a mineral rights mess they’re involved in. Guess what law firm is representing them?”
It didn’t take a rocket scientist to make that guess. “Femrite, Carson and Lu?”
She nodded.
“Everyone knows everyone out here.” He groaned. “They’re going to run us out and take our equity!”
Sasha shrugged her shoulders. “Maybe. Darling, the way I see it, we have two options.”
Dolph gave her a twisted smile. “Go ahead.”
“We can always run. Or we could call Inspector McCarthy’s bluff on the fix-log.”
Bluff? McCarthy seemed pretty sincere to Dolph.
“How so?” he asked.
“Start fixing the stuff on site. Ask her to stay until it’s done and play on her sympathy.”
“She could just set a deadline, leave, and kick us out if we weren’t done by then. And what sympathy?”
“Dolph, she gave us the food. I think she’s been trying to keep the door open a crack, in spite of everything.” Sasha sighed and brushed a strand of hair from her eyes. “If we just look at things her way and try to make things better wherever we can…”
Dolph shook his head. “Sash, it’s a tremendous, heartbreaking amount of rework. And we already did everything right! Everything!”
“I know, darling. But as far as I can tell, it’s the only chance we’ve got left. Let’s not shoot ourselves down. If she’s going to pull the trigger, call her bluff and make her pull it. Until then, if she wants things fixed, let’s fix them! Make it a war of attrition; we’re younger than she is.”
Dolph didn’t know if he had the energy to get out of bed in the morning anymore, let alone fight a war of attrition. But if it meant a chance to stay with Sasha and Tina, a chance to start over… “OK, darling,” he finally muttered. “I’ll try again, for you. I’ll try-just don’t ask me to hope.”
Sasha put her arms around him, and they held each other until Tina started asking for dinner.
Inspector McCarthy looked at her reflection in the polished seals, then set them down on the wardroom table. “By hand?”
Dolph inclined his head to Sasha, who answered. “I got them out myself and did them like a telescope mirror. They fit to a quarter wave.”
McCarthy shook her head, but said “Very well. Let’s see how they work, and if they’re OK, I’ll take them off the fix-log.”
“I’m going to restress the angular momentum compensator tomorrow, Inspector,” Dolph offered, keeping his voice as neutral as possible, “And we figured out how to get
McCarthy raised an eyebrow, then looked at her comp. “There are now over a hundred items on the provisional approval fix-log. And I don’t have an infinite reserve of time.”
She seemed to think for a long time. No one said anything.
“Hmmpf. Very well. If you do the work right, at least the next tenants can benefit. I’ll give it another week, and we’ll see where you are then. We’ll start again tomorrow morning at oh-eight-hundred, inspect anything you’ve done in the meantime, and advise on work in progress. Agreed?”
They nodded and she reached for her helmet. But before she put it on, she turned.
“One more thing. I need some gravity—for the bones, and the regularity. Modern medicine can do a lot, and I lift 500 newtons daily, but they say that one should have at least lunar gravity after ninety. Digestion more than anything else. My ship shall replace your counterweight. My ship’s computer can handle the slip clutches, so you won’t notice it. Good evening.”
With that, she cycled into the air lock.
Dolph found Sasha staring at him. “Ninety?” she whispered.
He gave her a grim smile. “Over. That’s over twice our combined age; maybe we
“Darling?”
“Yes, dear.”
“Work slowly and get it right; don’t give her an out, huh?”
Dolph shrugged. “Yeah, I’ll try. Sometimes I wonder who we’re working for, but I think you’re right; it’s our only chance. While I’m out there on the wheel, see if you can find a bio on her. I suspect her maiden name was Murphy.”
Sasha looked a question at him.
“As in Murphy’s law.”
Sasha smiled. “You’ve got your sense of humor back, love.”
Three days later, they were on the top floor of the habitat replacing the air lock inner door seals. Tina floated in her net “cage,” and propelled herself around like a tiny rocket by throwing stuffed animals at the nets. Inspector McCarthy was in her usual humor, only this time, for once, her pique was not directed at Dolph’s work.
“How can they possibly send this stuff? Look at this pipe!”
Sasha’s hands were full of Tina, so Dolph floated over to take a look. He couldn’t see anything wrong, but knew better than to say that. Instead, he asked:
“What do you see?”
“Not see, feel. Longitudinal cracks; feel how the fibers bristle along this line. There’s a microscopic crack; I’m sure of it; the top layer of broken fibers pops out of the matrix in this stuff.”
She handed the air pipe to Dolph.
About two centimeters in diameter, the basalt fiber composite was very light and had good tensile strength—but otherwise it was very flimsy. In use, it would be stiffened by air and be almost indestructible. But limp? It could be cracked easily. He ran his fingers around the tube. Sure enough, while the clean white surface looked perfectly normal, he could feel the faintest bristling where Inspector McCarthy said it was.
“I don’t understand how this could happen in the manufacturing process,” he said. “The robots would catch it.” Something more was bothering him, however. Had they already used some of it? No, he hadn’t, he was sure of that. But something was nagging him.
McCarthy shook her head. “Probably happened later. Maybe the shipment got overstressed on deceleration. I swear some of the still loaders pile stuff on like they’re going on milligee ion rockets instead of quarter-gee beam riders. Tubing should go on end, not flat. Who knows what they did?” She shrugged. “But I strongly suspect this will fail a pressure test.”
“And you just happen to have some more in your rock hopper.”
McCarthy shot him a look. “In this case, young man, I don’t. But you might have an equivalent in your rock hopper s spares. As long as you aren’t flying anywhere, you can share spare stores until a new shipment gets to you. And there might be enough good stock in this lot to do what you need if you don’t have any more breakage. Just check it thoroughly, understand?”
Dolph swallowed his irritation. She was not the enemy. “Yes, Inspector McCarthy.”
Dolph looked down at the backup valve assembly in his hand. It was a simple job to replace the old electrical wire connector with the fiber optic replacement transducer, but an especially significant one. It was, after four weeks, the last class one item on Eileen McCarthy’s fix-it list. There were still forty-some class twos, but she’d been making sounds like she wouldn’t hold them up for those. Getting tired of her game, Dolph thought. Damn it, Sasha had been right—they ’d worn her down. Or maybe Inspector McCarthy figured she’d gotten what she wanted out of them—and it hadn’t, after all, been the asteroid. Compliance? Attitude? Maybe the whole thing was just the Belt government’s way to show him and Sasha who’s boss—to get them on their backs with their feet flailing the air like a couple of beaten dogs. Some people got off on power that way—the good news about that was that maybe they wouldn’t be run off the rock after all. No people, no power.
“Darling,” Sasha called. “Would you put Tina back in her cage?”
Dolph turned around and saw Tina crawling under the netting. He couldn’t hold back a grin. The kid had figured out how to work open the carabiners holding the net to the stick-on cleats—she was smart. “No Tina,” he said with some soft authority in his voice. “Go back. Inside.”
“I don’t want to. Want to see
Hungry, Dolph thought.
“Oh, I’ll get her, darling,” Mommy responded and anchored her tools to the Velcro work pad and pushed herself over toward Tina.
The bang was not particularly loud, but Dolph knew, instantly, that it meant trouble. The scene froze in his mind, then started to move forward slowly. What to do? What to do? A sharp keening built up from somewhere off on his left.
“We have,”
That’s what he’d been trying to remember. Damn. “That faulty pipe!” Dolph yelled.
“What faulty pipe?” Sasha said.
She hadn’t heard—she’d been busy with Tina.
“That white two-centimeter composite. It had cracks.”
“Damn!” she said, but softly. “I used it to replace the vestibule air lines—you said…”
As if to confirm that, there was a resounding clang as the vestibule’s external door slammed shut.
“
“The break is upstream of the shut-off valve,” it replied.
“At the source, then,” she added quickly.
“I show no response to the valve command.”
“Crap!” Dolph shouted. “Of course you don’t. I have it off for testing.”
“The vestibule pressure has reached point four atmospheres,”
That was a tenth atmosphere
“We’ll have to dump the air,” Dolph decided. “
“Wait,” Inspector McCarthy said. “It’s too—”
With a creak of its yielding motors, the outer air lock door, which was not designed to withstand pressure from
Then Dolph’s vent command went into effect, the vestibule vents opened to vacuum and the air started rushing the other way-out into space.
“—Late!” Inspector McCarthy finished, as Tina went flying by her in the air stream, through the open inner and outer air lock doors and bounced off the balloon-tight skin of the vestibule.
“Whee!” she yelled.
“Tina!” Sasha cried.
“Stop venting!” Dolph screamed, then, more effectively, said, “
The scream of escaping air stopped, and for a frozen moment Dolph contemplated the bulging composite skin of the vestibule wall: the only thing left between him and interplanetary space.
Inspector McCarthy shot by him toward the air lock in a second and pulled the inner door shut behind her. It immediately started hissing, indicating that air was still escaping from the vestibule at an alarming rate. Shocked out of his paralysis, Dolph thought quickly. By closing the door while she went to retrieve Tina, Inspector McCarthy had insured that at least he and Sasha would survive. He had to do something to help her and Tina; give them more air, for starters.
“Understood. I’ve established a feedback program to maintain vestibule pressure at point three eight bar. This is requiring an increasing amount of air pressure which indicates that the leaks in the vestibule are getting worse. Is that what you want?”
“Yes, do it!” He shouldn’t get impatient, he reminded himself. Now, more than ever, the computer software had to understand its commands.
“Tina, can you hear me?” Sasha yelled.
“Mommy!” Tina wailed, her voice coming in clearly from the vestibule through the open outer door to the microphones in the air lock. “Get away from me! Mommy, the which is chasing me!”
“Tina,” Sasha said as calmly as she could, wishing she’d never shown the classic video to Tina. “Inspector McCarthy is not a witch. She’s just trying to bring you to me. Please go with her.”
“I don’t want to.”
“Pretty please, Tina. Help the inspector and I’ll give you some ice cream.”
Seconds went by, then Tina said in a tentative little voice, “OK.”
“Tina, please come here,” Inspector McCarthy said. “Quickly, child, we have to go quickly.”
“Don’t hurt!”
“I won’t hurt you, Tina. You can ride on my back where I can’t even see you.”
Quiet. Then, in a small voice, “OK. But
“I’ve got her,” Inspector McCarthy finally announced, “and we’re heading back into the air lock.”
Tina laughed. “This is
Eons of seconds passed, McCarthy grunted and said. “Dolph, I can’t move the outer door—the hinges must be bent.”
“The air distribution system has repressurized to normal,”
If they got it open, he realized, and the vestibule blew, they’d be sucked into the vacuum as well as Tina and Inspector McCarthy. But neither of them wasted a moment reaching for their helmets. They crouched on opposite sides of the oval door and pulled on its wheel handle
McCarthy shoved Tina through and Dolph hooked a tool tether to her belt.
“Internal pressure down to point two one.”
Without really thinking, he dove through the inner door past the struggling Inspector McCarthy and grabbed the rim of the outer door with his hands. Straining muscles he hadn’t used in a long time, he pulled himself back in against the air flow and moved to help her.
He was just in time. The inspector lost her last handhold and was blown into him. They untangled and he tried to help her up toward the inner door. But the position was awkward and the air flow was too strong for even their combined efforts to get her anywhere. He had to cut that wind down, if only for a few seconds.
“Dolph!” Sasha screamed. “
Nothing happened. His luck, Dolph thought. The remaining pipe must have been good. When you
Dolph heard a pipe burst behind him like a cannon shot. Air rushed into the vestibule and, momentarily, the wind through the air lock abated. He pushed the inspector through the inner door and pulled himself in, with both Sasha and Inspector McCarthy helping.
As soon as his feet were clear, Sasha slammed the inner lock door shut behind him with a force that made the whole habitat ring. They had the barest moment to look at each other before a great rending boom echoed through the habitat. The leak through the incomplete seal of the inner door now became a scream.
“Vestibule air pressure is now one microbar and falling,”
Dolph reached for the emergency seal foam, but Inspector McCarthy stopped him.
“There’s no way the outer air lock door can be shut against that, and we still have to get out,” she yelled. “Best get Tina in a bag and our helmets on, then tell the computer to recover as much air as it can. With vacuum on both sides, getting out will be easy.” Inspector McCarthy put a hand on his arm as he moved to get her. “Let me help her.”
“It’s OK,” Sasha said. Dolph nodded.
“Tina, let’s go for another ride,” McCarthy suggested.
Tina giggled, obviously no longer afraid of the older woman. “Where’s my ice cream?”
“It’s back in the
“Are we going to go there
“Soon.”
Dolph checked his seal as Inspector McCarthy tried to coax Tina into a rescue tube.
“This is different,” Tina whined. “It’s not my ball. I want
“It’s OK, Tina,” Sasha said. “This will get you to the
“OK. I like ice cream.”
“Are you OK, Inspector?” Dolph asked when they all had their helmets on.
“All sealed. And in much better shape than your habitat, I’m afraid.”
They hadn’t had time to prep the inside for decompression. Bottles were bursting, wet towels boiling, partition panels blistered here and there.
Three hours later, Tina was fed, changed, and asleep in her compartment. The haggard adults faced each other across the boardroom table.
Inspector McCarthy raised a bushy gray eyebrow and sighed. “I estimate that it’s going to take you six months to repair the damage. Exposing the interior to vacuum won’t have done any good. Most of your water pipes went. You’ve got paint flecks, ice, and other floating debris everywhere including all the places that should be kept free of it. So I’d guess another six months of work before it’s ready to inspect again.”
“A year to get ready for another provisional?” Dolph tried to adjust to the shock.
But for maybe the second or third time since he’d met her, Inspector McCarthy smiled. “Not a provisional, a final. I’m going to pass you on provisional and move those items left on the fix-now log to the fix-later,” she shot Dolph a look. “Except for one—a simple remove and dispose item.”
“We get the asteroid?” Sasha exclaimed, wonder in her voice.
“Provisionally. And I have another proposition.”
Dolph tensed. Too good to be true usually was. “Yes?”
“I happen to have a number of things in my cargo tanks that you can use. I’ll have to collect their cost from you, so that I can replace them and be ready for the next newcomers that get in trouble. With my provisional, the Pallas branch of the Asteroid Development Fund should give you a loan.”
He set his mouth. At exorbitant terms no doubt. What they give with one hand, they take… no. No, that attitude was a one-way ticket to more trouble, he told himself.
Sasha looked at him, clearly worried. Was she more worried about undertaking a loan, or at his potential reaction? Probably both.
“Darling,” he said, “we have to trust someone. Inspector McCarthy just risked her life for Tina.”
Sasha exhaled and grinned, eyes glistening.
“Good, Dolph.” Eileen McCarthy said, smiling. “It won’t be that much compared to what you should get out of this rock in water alone in the next year, and you won’t have to pay until you’ve been self-sufficient for a couple of years. Now, one more thing. Could you do without Tina for that time? I think I can teach her a thing or two on Pallas about how to live in space, follow instructions and so on.” Then she got a little glint in her grandmotherly eye. “And don’t worry about Jaynes Femrite hooking her on something. Anyway, it was a gang initiation thing and he was only thirteen at the time. He didn’t know what he was eating.”
The cannibal. Damn, his suspicions had been right. Suddenly the knot in his stomach was back in force. He didn’t care how reformed the man was. “I’m not—” Dolph began.
McCarthy grinned now. “Young man, the look on your face! That’s got to be the oldest yarn in the Belt, and I’m the one that would know. I invented it so people wouldn’t take him for a wimp!”
His breath left him at a rate just short of explosive decompression. He’d just bought the ghost station-got taken big. Tension started to drain out of him. Yes, the whole thing was a damn conspiracy, but a benign one. And it looked like, for once in his life, he was being given the opportunity to become one of the conspirators. At least believing that might get him through the next year. He nodded and smiled, but suppressed the beginnings of a laugh. That, perhaps, could come later. When the work was done.
“I think boarding Tina with Eileen would be an
“Sasha,” McCarthy answered, “I missed my chance at being a grandmother over half a century ago, when my son and his wife lost their lives in an eminently survivable equipment failure. Their own fault, and mine. They built poorly, but I didn’t instill the proper standards—” the old woman’s face fell “—in them.”
“I’m sorry—” Sasha began.
Eileen McCarthy held up her hand. “Too long ago for tears. But I’ve always wondered what being a grandmother would be like. This could be a, well, useful opportunity to find out. There are hints from the Interstellar Project’s biology group that any of us that can hang on for a just few more years could get a second chance.”
This was the same Inspector McCarthy, physically. But now, somehow, Dolph could take the pounds and the years off with his mind’s eye and see that someone had once loved her, and might again. But, despite his feeling that he could trust people again—at least some people—something in Dolph still couldn’t believe his luck had changed. Something had to be wrong. The habitat was in too big of a mess.
“I’m grateful for your help, Inspector, but I need to be prepared for the worst. How can the bank, or the IPA, accept an approval, even yours, when the habitat is in worse shape than when you got here?”
“It’s not. You’ve done a lot and the vacuum damage is only superficial. Inspectors have discretion, ypu know, and as far as the provisional approval is concerned, I am the IPA. Our objective is to have people be self-sufficient out here, to be as independent as possible of our rather sparse emergency services.”
OK, Dolph thought. Back to work. “What’s the final class one fix-it item, Inspector—the remove and dispose?” There were some old oxygen tanks that might eventually burst, but they were at the south pole, a class two item.
She smiled gently at him, looking like anyone’s grandmother. “You’ve shown some insights, learned how to do a number of things right, and had a lesson that is often obtained at much higher expense. I suspect that someday you’ll be able to pass that on to someone else. It would be a shame to waste all this experience by sending you home, wouldn’t it?”
“Sure, but—”
“That last item on the list, the thing that needed to be tom out of here and pushed away on a fast trajectory to the Oort cloud, was that chip on your shoulder. But I think I see that heading out past Jupiter, now.” She nodded judiciously. “So I’ll pull it from the list. You’re starting fresh here, son. Make the most of it. That habitat,” she concluded, “was not the only object of this inspection.”