TALES FROM CORNWALL
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6. The Tailed Man Of Cornwall 45
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If you had been reading AMAZING STORIES monthly and quarterly, and WEIRD TALES in 1928, and added SCIENCE WONDER STORIES and AIR WONDER STORIES to your list when they appeared in the newsstands in 1929, then you would have thought you knew what to expect when you picked up the October 1929 issue of WEIRD TALES and saw the title,
But only one more “Cornwall” story appeared in WEIRD TALES:
For some time, readers have been urging me to see if I could obtain the rights to reprint this series; and Sam Moskowitz and others told me that there were a number of unpublished tales in the series. That turned out to be an understatement: what we have is a full book-length collection of stories, each complete in itself, but running chronologically. The title of the book is
These are
Fairy tales have been under assault for some time, but I am reminded of some comments that the late C. S. Lewis made in relation to them and to their supposed morbid effect upon tiny tots, their alleged damage to the child’s capacity for relating to "reality”. He notes that he himself enjoyed such stories thoroughly as a child, but never found that they distorted his perceptions or understanding of the "real” world. What he did find damaging was the so-called "proper" stories about "real life and real people” told to children, for these gave positively false pictures of the world in which we actually live, among people as they actually are. In other words, enjoying fairy stories did not result in his encountering any nasty shocks later in life, but believing what adults told him in stories "proper for children" resulted in many nasty shocks when he learned the truth. And looking back on it from my own personal experience, I find that what was upsetting to me about Grimm, etc., was not the stories themselves, but the fearful attitude of adults who were sure that I would be greatly harmed by such stories, and their anxiety-ridden attempts to assure themselves that I had not been totally led astray; while finding out, as I grew older, that I had been systematically lied to by teachers, both so-called religious and secular, about the world as I actually would encounter it, was traumatic. So much then for the case against fairy tales.
The first story in Dr. Keller’s series,
RAWL
ARGUMENT FROM DATES
200 B. C. Folkes-King Eric rules in Wearfold, Norway. Olaf is Lord of the House of the Wolves in Jutland.
190 B. C. Balder, son of Olaf, is born.
189 B. C. Thyra, daughter of Eric, is born.
171 B. C. Balder, adventures to Wearfold, kills a giant and married Thyra.
170 B. C. Holga, oldest son of Balder, is born.
140 B. C. Odin, only son of Holga, is born.
100 B. C. The Wolves are driven from Jutland by the Norsemen. Balder is transmuted into at oak tree. Under the command of Lord Holga the Wolves sail southwest and find a new home in Armorica.
99 B. C. Harold, son of Odin, is born.
77 B. C. Edward, son of Harold, is born.
58 B. C. Edward adventures to the east and marries an eagle. She lays an egg, hatches a boy, changes to a woman and calls her son Cecil.
57 B. C. Caesar invades Gaul. The Wolves flee to Cornwall. Lord Harold dies and his son Edward becomes Lord. The family name is changed to Hubelaire.
43 A. D. Claudius conquers most of England and builds the Hadrian Wall.
350 A. D. The Romans are driven from England.
400 A. D. The Hubelaires are never conquered, but repeated sieges of their castle, destruction of their lands and frequent pestilences so weaken them that they leave Cornwall and sail to the Isle of Lundy in the Hungry Sea. Here they build a walled town and live at peace for thirty years.
430 A. D. The Rathlings invade Lundy and attack the Hubelaires. After long fighting with heavy losses on both sides, peace is declared; but the Rathlings remain in Lundy.
440 A. D. The Rathlings break the peace and kill all the Hubelaires; but Raymond the Golden, before his death, becomes the father of two sons, Raymond and Doom.
462 A. D. Raymond and Doom destroy the Rathlings and them sail to Armorica, where they establish the little kingdom of Walling.
782 A. D. Cecil is Lord of the Hubelaires in Walling. His only daughter, Angelica, dies, after destroying a giant.
783 A. D. Cecil, nephew of Lord Cecil, adventures to Cornwall and becomes the Overlord of that country. He lives in the castle of the Hubelaires, first occupied by his family in 57 B. C. He helps Lord FitzHugh marry Queen Broda of Ireland.
1. The Oak Tree
Lord Balder was old and tired, no longer able to lift the hammer with which he had slain a giant in his youth. But a stranger came to see him before the arrival of the marauders in their fifty dragon ships.
Balder, Lord of the Wolves, sat before his house in a massive chair, cunningly carved from the solid bole of a birch tree. Every day, except when winter hurled snow over the town and ice-locked the little harbor, he sat in this chair, sleeping at times and occasionally talking to his sons and the little children. His old face was lined with the passing of many years. His hair, once yellow, was now snow white. His family were proud of that hair, and his great-granddaughters quarreled over the right to comb and brush it.
At night he slept peacefully in a large bed, the posts of which were carved with wolf heads. He rested on and was covered with woolens filled with goose down. For many years he had slept alone, ever since his lovely lady, Thyra, daughter of Folkes-King Eric of Westfold, had left him after love-nesting in that bed till she had given him seven sons and three daughters.
The family lived in a cluster of stone houses. For many years they had been isolated from the world, self-sufficient and well satisfied with life. The sea furnished them food, the forests meat and wood, the pastures grass for their cattle and grain for their geese. Though they had no near neighbors and none had been in battle since Lord Balder was a young man, they spent part of every day playing at war, perfecting themselves in sword fighting, throwing the spear at a target and hurling the hammer.
Six dragon ships floated in the land-locked harbor. When their Lord or one of his sons died they placed him on a ship with all his war gear and his favorite horse and, setting fire to the ship, watched it sail toward the setting sun and Valhalla. Then they built another ship.
Year after year Balder sat in his great chair, saying less and dreaming more. At times he talked of the past glory of the Wolves. He told of their ancestor Scyld, who had come from the faraway land in the West. He had been only a boy when he sailed to Jutland in a rudderless boat, magically steered by the goddess Gefjon, who later married him. From that time the family had been befriended by the gods. Thor had taught them the use of the hammer in battle. When the Wolves were very young he had sent a falling star into the center of the town. It was flat on one side, sharp-pointed on the other and very heavy. A clever smith had attached a handle of hickory wood to this star, fastening it securely, and bound the wood with bands of copper. Around the handle he had woven strips of bulls hide so it could not slip out of the hand. Balder's father and grandsire before him had used this hammer in battle and it had never failed. None had used it since Balder had last killed with it, for it was so heavy that his sons could do no more than lift it from the ground. Balder kept the hammer clean and polished and it was always near him by the chair during the daytime and on his bed at night, for he thought the time might come when he would need it; but, as the years passed, his strength failed and finally he could only raise it from the ground and hold it proudly on his broad thighs. While he would not admit it, all the family knew that he would nevermore throw it in battle.
One pleasant day in early spring all the Wolves were merry. The young men and girls gathered wood of nine different kinds and placed it on a nearby mountain top to be burned at night as Balder's
"Tell us of Balder, the Beautiful, the god you were named after", demanded a flaxen-haired, blue-eyed girl as she climbed up on the old man’s knee. The other children shouted, "Tell us the story! Tell us the story!" and then were silent as the old man started to tell the tale, which was his habit each year on the day the Wolves celebrated the return of their favorite god from Valhalla.
"Balder, son of Odin, was, of all the gods, the wisest and most beautiful. One night he had a dream in which he fancied he was dead. He told this dream to the other gods and they determined to safeguard him from every danger. The goddess Frigg, acting for them, made fire and water, iron and all metals, poisons, sickness and all living plants and animals take an oath that they would never harm Balder."
"Did they keep that oath?" asked a boy.
"They did. The gods tested them. They threw stones at Balder, shot arrows at him, hacked him with swords and even built a fire under him, but nothing they did hurt him in any way. However, Loki, the Evil One, was not pleased and asked Frigg, ’Did you give an oath to everything?' and Frigg replied, 'To all except a little plant called the mistletoe, which grows east of Valhalla. It seemed too little to bother with. Then Loki went to Valhalla and found this plant and returned to the place where the gods were amusing themselves shooting arrows at Balder. Only blind Hother did not shoot. Loki asked him why he also did not shoot and he replied that he could not see. Then Loki placed a bow and arrow in Hother's hands and told him to shoot. Hother shot the arrow tipped with mistletoe and it passed through Balder and he died."
"What happened then?" asked one of the girls.
"All the gods wept. The women wailed and tore their hair and cried, ’Weep for Balder the Beautiful, for he is dead.’ They carried him down to his dragon ship, the
"But he came back! He came back!" shouted the children.
"Yes, every spring he comes back to bless the crops and bring warmth, peace and happiness to all his people. That is why we burn the
Then Holga, the oldest son, returned with the other men from the dark forest, carrying bunches of mistletoe.
"Did you have success?" asked Balder.
"Yes, Olaf cut the mistletoe off the sacred oak tree with his arrows. As the branches fell we caught them so they would not touch the ground."
"Good!" exclaimed the old man. "Now divide it with the gold knife. Place branches in every house, and the women shall eat the seeds so that there will be babies next year. Now send me the blind harper."
The harper, led by his pupil, came and sat on a pillow at Lord Balder's feet. He was almost as old as the ruler of the Wolves. For many years he had played on the gold harp with three brass strings and sung songs he had learned from his teacher, who, in turn, had been taught them by an older singer of songs. His pupil sat near him, but his harp was of wood, with strings of braided horsehair. On this he accompanied the blind harper, repeating the words of the song in a soft whisper so that, when the time came, he would become the harper of the family and play on the golden harp.
The blind harper asked Lord Balder, "Is there a special song you would have me sing?"
"Yes," Balder replied. "Sing of the very old days when we ruled in the islands beyond the setting sun, and how, when that land sank beneath the angry sea the boy Scyld, son of Othin, sailed to Zealand, married the goddess Gefjon and founded our family. This is the song that always should be sung on this day."
The harper sang that song, which he had learned from his master, who, in turn, had learned it from his. For many generations that song had been sung, each harper adding new and fantastic touches so that the facts were buried under a mound of fancy; but it was a brave song and resounded with the past glory of the Wolves. While he sang Balder went to sleep.
Holga's oldest daughter turned to her father. "Tell us how your father won his beautiful bride. Grandfather Balder should tell the tale but now he is asleep and you must tell it for him. Many of us know it, almost word for word, but some of the little ones should hear it again, for no feast of Balder the Beautiful is complete without the telling of the tale."
”I will tell it," her father replied, ”though it will come second hand and it would have been better had my father stayed awake to tell it; but he is growing old, and more and more he sleeps in his chair with the Thor hammer on his thighs. Now you children cease from your playing and gather around me. Perhaps the older Wolves will forget, for a little while, their age and pretend they are children listening for the first time to a story of our Lord Balder and how he won his bride, the beautiful Thyra, daughter of Folkes-King Eric of Wearfold, who ruled in the land where the nights are half a year long.
"Balder, son of Olaf, Lord of the Wolves, though only twenty years of age, had voyaged to the southlands seeking treasure from the weaklings of faraway kingdoms. He was a man above the common man, born to command and be obeyed. His father knew full well that some day he would go in a burning ship to Valhalla and longed for his son to sail into the northlands, find and marry a princess, fair-haired and blue-eyed, so the House of Wolves would grow and prosper.
"Balder, wishing to please his father, sailed in his dragon ship with twenty of his best warriors. Driven by wind, the ship sailed north, and wind lacking, the warriors rowed, ten on each side; but ever Balder stood at the helm, steering the ship from pounding surf and treacherous rocks. On and on they sailed until they came to a faraway land, shaken with bitter winds, and there they saw a castle half-buried in the drifted snow.
"Leaving the ship they went to the castle and there gained entrance to the banquet hall, where King Eric sat. High rose the flames in the wide fireplace. All around, the armed warriors sat, while wolfhounds slept contented on the rush-strewn floor. The warriors feasted on seal and bear meat washed down with mead, telling tales of war and love and wild adventures of the past. But King Eric and Prince Balder held quiet converse, asking and answering many questions. Then the King sent an old woman to his daughter, requesting her presence that she might help entertain the Prince.
"She was a woman fair, broad at the shoulders, with deep blue eyes and Saxon hair, the braid of which, when she walked, swept the floor. One look at her and Balder knew that she would make a loving bride, and fast his heart beat as he felt the wonderment of love.
"Then the King told of a giant, a spear's length and more, who ruled the touching lands. He had few warriors and needed none, for all he leapt against he crushed and with the killings added to his riches. He was a mighty priest, favored by the gods, and none could stand against him.
"This cruel giant had sent messengers demanding that the King should send his daughter with a dower of jewels and much gold, and claiming that the gods had willed that they should wed.
"Balder cried in answer, 'This must never be. I and my twenty Wolves will fight this craven giant and thus make safe your kingdom and protect the maid. The gracious Princess answered for her father. 'Oh, Prince, you seem a good and kindly man. I grieve to have you die. Yet go you must, you and your great-limbed warriors. Here is my token. Wear it on your helm; it may protect you in the coming battle.
"He took her token, wound the golden chain around his helm and told her that he would soon return victorious. The next day and the next Balder and all his men toiled through the drifted snow, and at long last they came to the giant's castle near a lake of crystal ice, windswept of snow. Here they put on skates of reindeer bone and skimming over the ice came to the castle door, where stood the giant awaiting them. Balder cried, 'Thou cur, who cannot kill the prey yourself but eat the carrion nobler bears do leave! The time has come when you shall perish. I and twenty of my warriors have come to speed you on your way and thus rid the land of such a noisome pest.'
"The giant skated to them, glorying in his strength and sure of victory. Though oft wounded, he killed seven Wolves. Then Balder, grief-stricken to see his comrades die, went berserk and threw his hammer at the giant. So great the throw, so sure the aim, the hammer broke through breastplate, shattered ribs and tore the giant's back in two.
"They stripped him of his armor, took his weapons and left his broken body on the ice, fit food for the great meat-eating white owls to feed on. Then, carrying their seven dead, they slowly returned to the castle of King Eric; but before they ate they placed their dead on a dragon ship and sent it burning through the floating ice to Valhalla.
"And after this Balder told them of the battle on the frozen lake and all the banquet hall rang with shouts of praise. That winter Balder and his Wolves guested in the castle, but when summer came again and all the land was green with grass and flowers he sailed southward taking with him his bride, the lovely Thyra. Olaf rejoiced to see his son again and swore that he had seldom seen a lovelier woman. He bought his dead wife's jewels and her crown and gave them to the proud and happy bride.
"When Olaf died Lord Balder ruled, and wrong and crime were banished from this happy land as mist is scattered by the summer sun. And so the House of Wolves lives on and always will, for nothing can destroy our race as long as we hold fast to courage, pride and faith.
"Now that is the tale so often told by my father. I first heard it when I was but a lad. When he told it on the feast day of Balder the Beautiful he always ended thus: Perhaps some of you children may not think the giant was as large as I said, but he was taller than his spear, which now stands in the corner of my house. None of the Wolves, with hand held high, could touch the point. Yet, after he died, we laid that spear beside his body and the point came only to his shoulder. So you may see for yourself that he was a mighty man. Yet, with one blow of the Thor hammer, I broke his back in two. Thus our Lord Balder ended his story and, now as he is asleep, you may go into his house and see the spear. He always keeps the hammer with him and even now it rests upon his thighs, but it has been many years since he had thrown it at a mark and none of his sons can do much more than raise it from the ground."
Then the older children ran off to play, while the little ones went to see the spear. The men began war games with swords and hammers and the women resumed the preparing of the feast.
Balder, rousing from his sleep, found himself alone. Then a little man, dressed in black velvet, came out of the dark forest and sat at the feet of Balder.
"Welcome, stranger," the Lord said. "I judge you have come in peace, for you have neither sword nor armor."
The little man laughed. "I do not need them. It seemed proper that I visit you and share your pleasure in the greatness of your family.”
"Yes. Great indeed. My wife bore me seven sons and three daughters and now I have many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. All worthy members of the House of the Wolves."
"You have every right to be proud of them; and so have I, since I was the father of your beloved wife.".
"How can that be?" asked the puzzled Balder. "I thought her the daughter of King Eric; at least he told me so."
"You had a right to believe him. I go by many names but in the southlands where the sun is warm and the grapes hang heavy on the vines I am called Pan. I often play the pipe, and when I do, all the folk, animals and birds make merry. I have that pipe with me, a simple reed one with but eight notes, yet the music is most pleasant. Let me play for you.”,
As he played on his pipe the little children gathered around him while the goats ran from the forest and the geese, wings flapping, came from the meadow. They all formed a large circle about him, and round and round they ran, laughing and bleating and honking while the little man played. The young women joined hands with their husbands and danced merrily. Finally the stranger stopped playing and the children returned to their games while the goats went back to the forest and the geese to the meadow.
"I was in the northlands years ago," the stranger said, "and there I met a lovely maid tending a flock of geese. For three days I stayed with her, playing for her pleasure, and then I wandered on. I heard that soon after that she married a great king and bore him a daughter who was called Thyra. Naturally the king thought the little one was his, and he had every right to think so, but his wife knew I was the man who had given her the child. This has often happened when I play the pipe for the pleasure of a maid. So all of the family of Wolves are mine as well as yours, and I am here to protect you from a danger that might, unless you act wisely, destroy them."
"That is a very strange tale," mused Balder. "Part of it seems improbable but, after seeing the children, goats and geese dance when you played the pipe, I can understand how the music might influence the soul of a maiden. But Thyra was a lovely bride and true wife any man should be proud of. If you had known her, as I knew her, for many years, you would be proud of such a daughter."
As they sat talking a runner came, breathing heavily, and bowing to Lord Balder, told of fifty dragon ships coming down the coast to Jutland, burning the little towns and spilling blood and dealing death to all who stood against them. Within two days more they would come to the land of the Wolves, and in each ship were twenty-one mighty Norsemen. Balder called his seven sons and told them the news brought by the runner.
"We will stay and fight!” cried one of the younger sons. "Why should the Wolves run from their enemies?"
But the little stranger, though silent, sent advice to Lord Balder and he said to his sons, "We could stay and fight but that would most surely be the ending of the Wolves, for we are few and they are many." He gave this command to his oldest son, Holga: "Store water and food on our dragon ships and take all of the family — the men, women and children aboard. On the ships place our best stallion and five fine mares and as many goats and geese as you can find room for. Sail as soon as you can and find a new home in the southlands, where I hope you will live at peace with your neighbors. As for me, I cannot, I will not flee, but will wait here till the spinner comes to the end of my life rope and the cutter cuts the strands. Die I must some day, and soon, and it is better to die fighting than in my bed."
"Tonight you will set fire to Balder's
Late the next day the Wolves rowed out of the little land-locked harbor in their six large dragon ships. There were not enough men to sit at the one hundred and twenty oars, so all the women sat with them and the children helped as best they could, two to an oar.
Lord Balder sat in his chair before his house. None of his sons were there to listen to his words of wisdom; no harper played for his pleasure and no little children combed and brushed his hair. To him much of the past was forgotten, while the present seemed like a dream and the future was so hid in a mist of uncertainty that it was useless to worry over it.
Then the stranger came and once again sat on the ground at the feet of Lord Balder, and he asked, ”What will you do now?”
"I do not know," Balder replied. "My family are safely sailing to a new home in the southlands. As for me, I am simply waiting to kill and be killed, for I am only one man and cannot prevail against these Norsemen who sail against me in fifty dozen ships. If I were a high rock in the harbor I might wreck the ships flung against me by the waves. If I were a giant oak I could stand in front of my house. The mistletoe would grow on me and the birds would nest in my moss-covered branches. But I am neither a rock nor an oak but only a very old man, so I must die. But when they kill me I will go fighting to Valhalla and, in spite of my age I may be able to take some of these proud Norsemen with me."
"I like the idea of your being a giant oak tree," the little man said softly. "You have sailed the seas but were never really happy unless your feet touched the earth. I think you would enjoy being an oak. Since that is your desire I will arrange the matter in a way that will be very satisfactory to you but somewhat disconcerting to those warriors who are anticipating the pleasure of killing you."
"I do not worry about dying,” answered Balder, "for everyone who lives long enough grows old and finally the old must die like a rotten tree that at last falls to the ground. But I grieve for my Thor hammer. It would be a sorry thing to have it taken by these wild men from the North. For that hammer has been used by the Wolves for many long years. Had I been wise I would have told my oldest son, Holga, to take it with him; but, filled with the pride and foolishness of years, I kept it hoping that I might once again kill with it. I should have known that I have only strength to raise it from the ground and place it upon my thigh.”
"If I do all else I will also care for the hammer," the stranger replied, "for I am as proud of it as you. Perhaps Thor sent it falling from the skies, but I helped the old smith when he fastened it to the handle." Then the man played a very simple melody on his pipe and Balder slept.
The next day the dragon ships rowed into the harbor and were beached on the sand while Lord Thordis and all his men waded ashore.
"Where is the town of the Wolves?" Thordis cried. "Only two nights ago we saw a large
"This should be the place,” his son answered, "but there are no houses, no pits of grain, no cattle and no people. Nothing but a barren shore with only one tree, a giant oak, so largest would take long to cut down. But it is a sacred oak and must not be harmed. Somehow the Wolves have escaped us and nothing remains to profit us for the labor of the voyage. We can do nothing but sail on and hope for better fortune in the days to come."
"Now here is a wonderous sight,” exclaimed Lord Thordis. "An my eyes do not deceive me, up in that oak, caught between two branches, is the mighty Thor hammer of the Wolves, used by Lord Balder when he was young. I have heard our singer of songs tell of Balder's killing a giant with it. When we sailed here I wanted that hammer more than riches, for they buy little of lasting worth; more than the slaughter of men, for we can do that any day; more than the capture of women, for one woman is very like all others, and they all age and lose their beauty. So we will cut down the oak and then I will kill with Balder's hammer and, after me, my sons and their sons will kill with it, for Thor sent it from the skies and none can withstand it. That hammer is a weapon like to which there is none other and I must have it.”
“Touch not the oak, Father," pleaded his son, "for it is a sacred tree, favored of the gods, and harming it will bring us much woe and little gain.”
But Lord Thordis paid no heed and, taking his battle axe, strode to the tree and gave it a cut so deep that he could not pull out the axe. A strong wind made all the branches shiver, and Balder's hammer fell through the air and crashed into Lord Thordis's helmet, scattering his brains on the sand. Seeing their Lord die, all the Norsemen stood very still with fear deep in their hearts, for they knew this killing had been sent by the gods.
While they were still wondering, a storm came from the ocean and a high wave dashed the fifty ships far Inland and all the Norsemen were destroyed by the fury of the water. But the giant oak withstood the storm, for its roots were dug deep into the earth and all its branches were sturdy.
Then Pan made a magic so that lightning would never harm the oak nor winter winds tear its branches; and Balder lives on, well content in his new home.
2. The Sword and the Eagle
This is the second of the series of stories DAVID H. KELLER, M. D. wrote around the legends of Cornwall; and while some this "history of the Hubelaires” is rooted in recognizable myth and legend, much is original with the author. A number of the stories in the series appeared in WEIRD TALES and other magazines in the 20s, 30s, and 40s; we see now that there were many more previously unpublished than most of us suspected. And one of Dr. Keller's last projects was to put the Cornwall series in order; so each chapter, which is a complete tale in itself, we shall run a section of the "Argument from Dates” which will bring the reader up to the time of the current story.
As Harold, lord of the Wolves in Armorica, strolled among the stone houses which sheltered his family, he watched the children playing merrily while the women worked and the men perfected themselves in the use of the sword, spear and hammer. The Wolves had be at peace for many years but none the less were always preparing for a war which they hoped would never come. Mountains surrounded the small valley where the cattle and geese were herded by the older children. Six dragon ships rose and fell with the waves in the little harbor. Some of them were very old and had been used by the Wolves when they fled from Jutland.
Lord Harold was pleased with all he saw; but he was gravely concerned about the peculiar personality of Edward, his only son. Though Edward was a likeable lad, there were moments when his father despaired of bis ever becoming worthy of being Lord of the Wolves, for he seemed both unable and unwilling to realize that some day he would rule and, perhaps more important, marry and have a son who in turn would rule after him.
Turning to the forest that stood thick and tall behind the village, Harold found his son seated on a bed of thick club moss, resting against a tree and playing on a harp. For moments Harold stood looking at the young man, who continued playing, seemingly unmindful of bis father's prescence. Finally, the tune finished, he looked up with a smile. "It is new. How do you like it, Father?” he asked. "When I have perfected it I will teach it to our harper, who will fashion words to go with it; perhaps a song that will remind us of the former greatness of the Wolves."
"It is sweet music," his father replied, "but I have more important matters to about. Instead of sending your time playing the harp you should adventure among our neighbors, find a comely maiden and mate with her. Surely there must be one who is worthy of being the bride of the future Lord of the Wolves and the mother of still another Lord to rule when you and I are both dead. Our ancestors, mindful of their responsibility to increase the number of Wolves and provide for an heir who would become ruler, hesitated not to marry the Pictish women when they settled here in Armorica. Your debt to the Wolves is no less than theirs. You should realize that it is your duty to provide our family with a future Lord."
"You are a young man, Father, and many years will pass before you journey to Valhalla. I admit the need of there always being a Lord to govern the Wolves, but just now it does not seem to be a matter of immediate importance. Quite some time ago we discussed the advisability of my marriage. I followed your advice, and spent some weeks away from home, entertaining the dark people with my harp and fighting their best warriors, two at a time, disarming them with no blood-letting. That caused much amusement and they marvelled at my ability to use both arms equally well in swordplay. But the maidens liked my music and swordsmanship better than they did me. Besides, I met none who quickened my heart or roused any desire for her. So I returned and continued playing the harp."
Thus ended the argument as always.
The next day a little dark man came to the town of the Wolves and sought a private conference with Lord Harold.
"I bring you news and advice," he said softly. "Some time ago I visited the ancient home of your family in Jutland."
"All I know of that place was told me by my father, Odin," Harold replied. "He was the oldest son of Holga, who was the oldest son of our Lord Balder. My father was only a boy when the family left Jutland but he remembered those last days and often talked of them. He said all the Wolves sorrowed greatly to row away and leave their Lord Balder, sitting before his house with the Thor hammer across his thighs. He must have perished in the blood-letting of the savage Norsemen. What of the home of the Wolves?"
"A few small mounds of moss-grown stones are the only traces of the town. Evidently all the houses were razed and scattered. But where stood the house which, I judge sheltered your Lord there now stands a giant oak. I slept beneath it for one night and the wind-swept branches sent me a very strange dream, for it seemed that the oak tree spoke and told me that it had once been Lord Balder, who was transmuted into a tree when his people fled. And. as his transition was completed, every house fell apart and the stones were scattered as children's drawings in the sands are made smooth and naught remains of their work when the tide flows in. Thus the Norsemen found only the giant oak."
"It may have a dream," said Harold, "but even so it is comforting to bear that Balder suffered naught at the bands of the raiders. He commanded us to flee so the Wolves would be saved from destruction. Though we have been happy here and are proud of our little town, we have not greatly increased since leaving Jutland. But tell me more of Lord Balder. If he was changed to an oak his wish to die fighting was unfulfilled."
The dark man put fingertip to fingertip and stared at the ground. "The dream was all confused," he said, "for none lived to tell what actually happened. One can but imagine the wrath of the thwarted Norsemen. There are no branches of the oak, old as it must be, lying on the ground, but near its base a large axe lies embedded. It must have been struck in a very long time ago, for the deep wound is healed and the huge blade nearly overgrown."
"With the help of time and tides the sands have almost completely buried the wrecks of many dragon ships, among which lie a large number of bleached bones. Near one crushed skull I found the Thor hammer, which I recognized at once, for it is the only one of its kind in all the world. So Lord Balder must have had his desire to kill at least one man, though how the others died or all the ships were wrecked in the harbor is a mystery none may solve. I brought the hammer with me, as it is a treasure. It is a weighty weapon which I could hardly lift, but here it is."
He handed it to Lord Harold, who examined it carefully.
"This must indeed be the hammer of Balder, for it is as the singer of songs tells of it. For many years our harpers have sung of this weapon. I will hang it over my fireplace, though I doubt if any Wolf, now or in times to come, will ever be able to use it in battle.
"When we left our old home my grandfather brought a long spear with him. One of our songs relates that it once belonged to a mighty giant killed by Balder when he won his bride. Now we have two weapons to help us remember our wonderful ancestor, the Thor hammer and the spear."
"Now for the real purpose of my visit," the little man continued; "I wish to talk with you about your son Edward. I have questioned many about him since coming to your country and all agree that he is a very unusual man; more interested in playing the harp than toying with a bride."
"That is true and causes me deep concern. In times past our men have taken their women with right hand or left; he uses both hands equally well but says he cannot find a woman to please him."
"So I've heard. Many told me of his swordplay with both hands. I have decided to help him. Summon him to us and we will determine what he thinks of my present and my advice."
Harold called for his son. "Edward," he said, "this man is very wise and is an old friend of our family. He brings you a present."
As they exchanged greetings the little dark man noted that Edward was not a tall man but broad of shoulders and stood firm and erect like all the Wolves. Unlike his father, who was blonde and blue-eyed, he was black-haired and brown of eye with swart skin, the heritage of his Pictish mother.
Then the little man handed Edward a sword, saying, "This sword was made in Gobi by a clever smith. When the blade was cherry-hot he tempered it by plunging it into dragon's blood. He graved on it a legend which you cannot read, but it says, 'I cut but never break'. The two handles are fashioned from the horns of unicorns. You probably know the old superstition, that if a virgin touches a unicorn she is safe from all men. It was an odd conceit to place such handles on such a blade."
Lord Harold said, "Give me the sword." He held it carefully and felt the cutting edges. "This is the most peculiar sword I ever saw. I admit the double edges are sharp; and it was well tempered by that smith in Gobi, which place I never heard of. Also this is the first time I ever talked to one who know of dragons and unicorns, but this is not strange, for the Wolves are not wanderers. What makes me marvel is that there is a handle at each end. I cannot see how a man could fight with such a weapon. Perhaps my son will be able to solve this mystery," and he passed the sword to his son.
The young man took the sword in both hands. Then, holding it with his right hand, he pulled a longhair from his dark locks and very gently brought it first against one blade and then the other. The cut hairs fell to the ground.
"It is a sharp sword," be said. "I thank the giver, though I am puzzled as to why he gave it to me or how he knew I am adept in use of both hands. In swordplay I could not use a shield, as I must hold the sword with both hands. My enemy would come at me with a down- striking blow while I would simply hold sword high in the air over my head. His sword would strike my weapon and be cut in two. At least it would if the words graved on it are true. He would then be at my mercy. That is the only way I know to use such an unusual sword in either play or combat."
"Your son has the right idea," the little man remarked to Lord Harold. "Now for the advice. He should journey directly east. At the beginning of the fifth day of his wandering he will find that which will both please and interest him. He will take with him no other weapon save the sword, no armor, and only sufficient food for the five days of going and the five days of returning."
"Who rules the Wolves, Edward?" asked Harold.
"You are their Lord, Sire."
"And when I command what do they do?"
"They obey."
"Then this is my command. Tomorrow leave home and in every way follow the advice of this rare friend. I trust you will return safely, for if evil befalls you then the ruling line of our family is broken, for you have neither wife nor son to carry on."
Edward took the sword and, bowing low, left the two men.
"Nothing will happen to him," said the little dark man. "I have always cared for the Wolves. In a manner of speaking they are my kinfolk, for Lord Balder married one of my daughters."
"How can that be?" asked the puzzled Lord. "He has been dead — or, as you said, changed to an oak tree — for many, many years."
"You may be right. Perhaps I only think so. Often I make statements because I think them true without being able to explain why. But I am confident your son will have a most unusual adventure and return safely. When he comes back, no matter what he says or does, think kindly of him, for everything a Wolf does is directed by the gods and they are wise. This best to obey them no matter where it leads. Perhaps I am a god. Who knows?" and he vanished, leaving Lord Harold more confused than ever.
For four days Edward traveled easteard and not once did he meet a man. On the morning of the fifth day he came to a meadow, the grass grown lush, surrounded by tall pines. Here sat a man in a golden chair, on the arm of which perched an eagle who, seeing Edward, flapped her wings and cried, "Hubelaire! Hubelaire! " or at least so it sounded to the young man. She tried to fly toward him but was prevented by a long gold chain which bound her to the chair.
The seated man looked keenly at Edward. Though he remained silent it seemed that he asked a question, which the young Wolf understood and answered.
"For four days I have walked through the dark forest, not knowing why or what I sought. But now I know. Give me the eagle!"
The man laughed. "You have the impudence and impetuosity of youth. For years I have sat in this chair brooding, while this bird has sat beside me saying only one word in an unknown tongue which I cannot understand, and thus it makes no sense whatever, but only interferes with my brooding. If you can excel me in sword-play you may have the eagle, but if I win the combat I will tie you to the other arm of the chair and, with you on one side and the eagle on the other, I will continue my brooding."
"Fair enough," cried Edward, "and now to the sword!"
Rising from his chair the man drew his long sword from its leather sheath and advanced threateningly upon Edward, who simply raised his sword in air, arm high. The man gave a mighty cut downward and, as his sword met the blade forged in Gobi, it was cut through as though it were a piece of rotten wood; but so mighty was the blow that the severed tip plunged downward and buried itself in the soft sod.
"Now this is magic against which no man prevail!" cried the man. "I can fight against man, but no against the gods. I will unloose the chain and give you the bird; but keep her bound, for, once released, she will fly away and then neither of us will have her."
"No. Take the chain off her leg. I will not keep her a prisoner. Unless she stays with me willingly she stays not at all."
The released eagle flew to Edward at once. Perching on his shoulder she flapped her wings and cried, "Hubelaire! Hubelaire!" or at least so it sounded to the young man.
"Now go you back to the place of your coming,” cried the man as he sat down in his chair, "and leave me to my brooding, which I can now do without being constantly disturbed by the raucous cries of this eagle. I have so many important things to brood over that I cannot offer you hospitality. Even if I live to old age I will not have time to sufficiently worry over all the problems which confront me."
"Life is short and a man is young only once," Edward answered. "Unless you had frequent interruptions from unusual visitors, you must have spent many precious years trying to solve your problems. You are either a wise man or a fool."
"Twenty years ago," the man replied, "I climbed a mighty crag and took this eagle, then only a fledgling, from her nest. From that day I have seldom left this chair and during that time you have been my only visitor. Were I wise, I would find an answer to all my questionings; if a fool, I would not spend a second trying to change human destiny. Being neither, I find there is naught else to do but continue my meditations."
For four days Edward walked toward the setting sun and on the fifth came to his home. During this time the eagle often flew into the blue sky until she was but a mere speck, but always she returned to her perch on his shoulder.
”I am glad you have returned from this adventure," Lord Harold greeted his son. "Tell me what befell you and how you come by that fierce eagle which sits so haughtily on your shoulder."
As Edward related all the happenings his father marveled greatly.
"What will you do with the bird? And why did you bring an eagle instead of a woman?" he asked, dissatisfaction in his voice.
”I will keep the window of my house always open so she may come and go as she will; for no one, certainly not a mere man, may tell so proud a bird what she may or may not do. I did not bring a woman because I saw none and, as I told you, only the one man from whom I took the eagle after the swordplay."
Then Edward took the sword and bound the blade with leather and soft velvet and swung it by the two hafts from the lower posts of his bed. There the eagle perched and preened her feathers, what time she was not flying in the blue sky hunting food. And all the young maidens wondered what manner of man Edward was to keep a bird in his bedchamber rather than a woman.
One day the eagle brought in small branches of pine, twigs of spruce and tender ends of the yew and built a nest in one corner of the room, wherein she laid a very large egg. On this she sat for many days, never leaving it, during which time Edward fed her with joints of chicken and rabbit. Then one day she left her nest and flew to her sword-perch crying proudly, "Hubelaire! Hubelaire! " Edward peered into the nest and saw the broken shell and, to his astonishment, a sturdy baby boy.
"Now what to do?" he asked himself. "This proud eagle laid an egg and hatched a boy child. There is no doubt that this is a most unusual event in her life and mine; but instead of wondering how it happened, 'twould serve better to think of the child, for it needs to be fed and cared for."
The eagle flew down from the perch and, standing on the floor, changed into a woman of marvelous beauty with bronze-colored hair and a long robe of deep blue.
"You need not worry about that, my so sweet Edward," she said, "-for this is our child and I will care for him as any mother would," and she opened her gown and bared her breast, and the little one suckled and fell asleep.
Full of dazed wonderment Edward sped to his father's house. "Some time ago," he said, trying to control his excitement, "you urged me to adventure into faraway lands and find me a wife who would bear a man-child to be future Lord to the Wolves. Come with me to my house and see for yourself how well I have followed your advice. For, were I tell you now, you would not believe me."
Without replying, Lord Harold rose and went with him. There, in Edward's house, he saw the lovely woman holding the sleeping baby in her arms.
"This is my wife, Father, and the baby she holds so proudly is a boy; though I know little of such younglings, it seems strong and hearty and no doubt will grow to be a mighty man."
All this puzzled Lord Harold. "I don't know how you did it, my dear boy," he said. "How could you keep a woman all this while without anyone's knowing it? And where is the eagle?"
The woman smiled as she looked at the grandfather, father and son and then she replied for Edward. "The eagle has flown away and will never more return, but I can repeat her cry of 'Hubelaire! Hubelaire!' and that shall be the name of all who descend from this boy; no longer Wolves, but Hubelaires. As soon as may be I will clean away the nest and Edward will unwrap the sword and hang it over the fireplace, for we will have use for neither perch nor nest in the future. Bird, or woman, I am proud and clean and wish to live in a house that is neat and orderly. And my son shall be called Cecil."
Some months later the little dark stranger appeared unannounced in the main room of Lord Harold's house.
"How fares it, my dear sir?" he asked.
"So you have come again," Harold replied. "Hapstance you know what happened when my son took your advice? He returned with an eagle, a very unusual bird who kept repeating a single word. In some way, months later, he found a wife and a son. I believe he was as surprised as all the family. Did you, in some way, work a powerful magic to give me a grandchild?"
"That may be. I will not say 'Yea' and I cannot say 'Nay'. But I have come for far more serious business than explaining how an eagle could lay an egg, hatch out a baby, and then suddenly become a very lovely woman. Your family must leave Armorica, which has served as a safe and pleasant home for so many years, and find a new lodgement in the lands across the sea»."
"Why must that be? We have no enemies to make war upon us."
"Far to the east there is a mighty city called Rome," the little man explained. "The rulers are never satisfied but are always foraying into far lands to kill, conquer, and hold all folk in slavery. At present their army, under a Lord called Caesar, is advancing through Gaul. They cut a path through the dark forests and build roads. When they come to a river they bridge it with logs and cross dry-shod. Their soldiers are gathered in companies called legions and, so far, even the mightiest of the Gauls have unable to withstand them. Some day they will reach your land, kill the men, make slaves of the women, and rear the young boys to become soldiers in their legions. That must not happen to the Wolves. You have some dragon ships; build more at once and take all your folk, cattle, geese and grain with you. The wind and tides will carry you to a land called Cornwall, where you will find a place of refuge."
"These are sorry words and perhaps poor advice," growled Lord Harold.
"You have a right to your opinion but the Wolves — or Hubelaires, as Edward's wife wants them called in the future — must never die. No matter what happens they must live on and on, for to me it seems impossible that anything as fine as the family I helped create should pass into nothingness. So, while time remains, prepare to flee. It would be brave to fight and die, but far wiser to flee and live."
For several days Lord Harold weighed the advice and discussed it with the older men of the Wolves. Finally he gave the order to build more boats. Now everyone was busy and all the women and even the little children did what they could to prepare tor the sailing. At last they left Armorica and sailed for many days, wind-driven, till they reached the coast of a new land, where they beached their boats and set free the cattle so they could eat; all made merry, because the new land seemed a place of certain refuge.
The day after landing, Lord Harold, his son Edward and a few of the older Wolves explored the country, desiring to find a proper place to build a new town. In a few hours they came to a very large house, the like of which they had never seen; walls fifty feet high with no opening save a small gate connecting with a drawbridge that spanned a channel of water surrounding the high walls. On one side a watchtower rose high above the lofty wall.
The little dark man stood on the drawbridge awaiting them.
"Welcome to your new home, Lord Harold," he cried, "and greeting to you, my good Edward. How goes it with your eagle wife and fine boy? How do you like your new home?"
"I never saw anything like it," Lord Harold replied. "How is it built and what use can he made of it?"
"It is a castle. In years to come it will be called the Castle of the Hubelaires, if Edward’s wife has her way, and I am certain she will, because she is a very clever woman. In it are many rooms, enough to house all the family at one time. The banquet hall is large enough that all may sit at one long table and eat. Inside is a spring of never-failing water, storage bins for grain and hay, stalls for horses and cattle. Once your family, stock and belongings are in this castle and the drawbridge raised, naught can harm you. Before this you lived in little houses, pleasant enough but impossible to defend. New times, increasing dangers, need different solutions. So I brought you to Cornwall, where I knew this castle waited, for I want your family, Wolves or Hubelaires, to live on and on."
One of the warriors, who was a stonemason, inspected the walls. Turning he said to Lord Harold: "It would have taken hundreds of men many years to build those high walls, my Lord, yet the cutting on the stones seems fresh and the mortar between them is still soft in places."
Harold turned to ask the dark man about it, but he was nowhere to be seen.
3. Raymond The Golden
This is the third of the Cornwall series, which Dr. Keller arranged into a single book, to be read in chronological order. And, of course, even when a "history” is such charming — and sometimes horrifying — fantasy, protocol requires that we pretend it really happened; thus, as a good historian, the author provides us with an "argument from dates” indicating the high spots of what has gone before, both in the earlier stories and in the "times between”; for this is the old-fashioned, storybook sort of history where each and every detail of each and every year is not gone into exhaustively, but the best "stories” are told
Anthon, Lord of the Hubelaires, asked his grandson, Raymond the Golden, to go with him to the shore of the Hungry Sea. As they sat on the sands he said, "You are my only grandson, Raymond. When I die you will be ruler. I wish you could inherit wealth, prosperity and fame, but we are a little people and there is nothing I can leave you save pride.
"But there is somewhat I must tell you. Before we came to the Isle of Lundy we lived across the Hungry Sea in a land called Cornwall. There we held a mighty building called a castle, the like of which you have never seen. The Cambrians frequently tried to take it but never succeeded; however, frequent wars and disease so weakened us that we were forced to leave it. Before so doing, our Lord hid some of our treasures in a lower room and walled the door shut so none might find it. Because he had the vain hope that some day our people would return and once again become great in Cornwall, he drew a map showing where those treasures were. This chart has passed in succession from Lord to Lord. Now I give it to you. Cherish it greatly. Your oldest son must have it and know its meaning. In turn he must tell his son and thus the secret will always be known to the Lord of the Hubelaires." He handed Raymond a small parchment.
"They must be great treasures," mused Raymond.
"Not what you think," his grandsire replied. "Neither gold, silver nor precious jewels. The tale, as handed down from father to son, is that long since our folk lived in a far land called Jutland and their Lord was a mighty man named Balder. He had a weapon called the Thor hammer, with which he killed a giant and thus won his bride. When he returned home he brought the giant's spear as trophy. Later we lived in Armorica and our Lord Edward owned a most unusual sword with a haft at either end. The story of his use of this sword is so magical that I can scarce believe it. For many generations these three weapons, the Thor hammer, the spear and the sword were venerated, and finally they were hidden as I have told you."
"We are at peace," Raymond said. "The weather is pleasant and the Hungry Sea at rest. I could sail there and bring these wonderful weapons back to Lundy. It would not take long."
”No. The time has not yet come. We will soon rejoice in the springtime sacrifice. I hope you will marry then for I cannot die in peace till I know you have a son. The Hubelaires must live on and on, for something as fine as our family must never perish. Since your father died in battle against the Rathlings you have been my only hope. Have you decided which of our maidens you wish to mate with? There are only three old enough, but any one of them would make you a lovely bride. Before this our young men always married outside the family, and that was good; but now that cannot be done."
“Perhaps none of them would want me, Grandfather."
"Why not? Your long golden hair shines in the sunlight. You are clean of limb and strong. You can play on the harp and sing sweetly. None of our men can excel you in the use of the battle axe or long sword. Yet, withal, you have a tender way in caring for our lambs, and the wild deer come at the sound of your voice."
"All that may be true," Raymond replied with a laugh, "but methinks a woman wants more than all of this. And just what a woman needs to satisfy her I cannot say."
Thus he spoke, because he did not want to tell his grandfather a longing in his heart which he had kept secret from even his kindly mother, Matje.
At the west of the island was a place called Mistland, and what was there or why, or who lived there, none knew; for in the curling white vapors none could find his way, but, walking circlewise, ever came out as he came in and was none the wiser. Follwar, the fisherman, had told Raymond tales of the Mist, and how, from his boat on the waves of the Hungry Sea, he had seen the high peaks and heard the wailing of the sea gulls and the white foam of the surf caressing the rocks. The fisherman had added that it was a good place to stay away from, if you wanted to return safely at nightfall. Also, Raymond had heard Lord Anthon and the other oldlings tell tales of wanderers lost in the white air, and, finally, arriving at the place of their outseting.
A year before, Raymond, filled with a desire to succeed where all had failed, had left his home one morning. Cheese and bread were in his wallet, his sword was lashed to his belt, and his three-stringed harp was tied to his back. He walked along the beach till he came to Skullery Mountain, where the sands changed to sharp rocks. Around him was the white, seething mist that hid all before it and covered the skin with the cold, wet hand of the Deathlings.
Now, always before this those attempting to enter Mistland had gone through the low pastures, fearing the surf and the sharp rocks and holding Skullery Mountain to be impassable. But now the Golden One, with the salt ocean at his back and the gulls flying friendly around him, climbed like a goat till he reached the topmost crag, and then, pausing, looked down. From this. point of vantage he saw what had never before been seen by any Hubelaire. After that he came often but told no one what he had seen. However, his hair became more golden and his songs sweeter.
Then came late spring: the first strawberries had blossomed and fruited and all prepared for the yearly sacrifice. The Hubelaires wended their way in gay procession to offer the gods the best of their fruit, honey, wine and grain. Lord Anthon preceded the family while Raymond, with flowers in his hair, led those who played on the harp and flute. The little children ran with chains of daisies. Doves fluttered in the air, tied with one foot to the babes who were carried in their mother's arms. Right glad were all hearts for the coming of another year and the mercy shown them by the great gods who ruled them from the sky. All were in festive garb, their arms and war harness being left in their homes.
With trembling hand the aged Lord laid fire to the sacrifice on the altar. Then the three and thirty souls of the House of Hubelaire sang the songs which had been sung by their ancients at the
Lord Anthon made the sacrificial prayer and all knelt, each asking for that he most desired, with pure hearts and last-shut eyes. As thus they prayed, the Rathlings rushed upon them from all sides.
The lark ceased singing in the sky; the sun darkened behind thickening clouds of ominous gray; the wind blew biting cold from off the Hungry Sea. Three of the Hubelaire men lay dead on the dark earth; while all living Hubelaires, bound with ropes and earth-stained, lay in a pile.
Sardain, King of the Rathlings, laughed loudly and, as he laughed, threw filth on the sacred altar and horse dung in the faces of the three dead men. All that day the Hubelaires died, and as each one died, the living, bound and helpless, lay watching. For their soul-letting was not clean and peaceful, but was accomplished by all the tortures the barbarians could devise and determine in their twisted souls. So all the men and women younglings and even the babies at the breast were soul-letted till finally only one of the thirty and three, who had gone so happily to the yearly sacrifice, was alive.
Then the bonds of Raymond were loosed and he was led face-to-face before Sardain. The King's hands and all his hairy body were red with blood and to the right and left and under his feet were a multitude of pieces of what had once been the House of the Hubelaires.
"The battle is over, Raymond!" he shouted, while the blood-streaked spittle dripped from his mouth.
The Golden One laughed defiantly. "No! It has just begun!"
"How say you so? Thus far I have spared you. A whim of mine. I wanted you to see the others suffer. Was it not clever how I used the wild horses? Did you ever see anything as comical as the way the hot sword had its will with your virgins? One of my men is a clever worker with colors. He will put the story down on parchment — picturing how each of you died. I will have the paintings bound in a book. You will join the others; the last page is reserved for you. I have a few fine plans for you. But first I will grant you one request. Ask me your desire — but beware that you ask not too much — it must not come between me and my pleasure."
Raymond the Golden looked at him, and his heart grew cold, but not from fear. He prayed to the Gods he wot of, but not for mercy, and then be spake.
"Allow me to be gone from here till the third day; then I will return here or to your house on the other side of the island. Then you may do with me as you will, if only you leave me go till the third day."
"Good!" replied Sardain. "Whatever happens will be good. We have all the boats and it is too far for you to swim to Cornwall. If you come back it will be well, and if you think you can hide on Lundy it will be rare sport for my young men and deerhounds to hunt for you. All the hours you are away I will perfect my plans for my greatest pleasure. We will wait for you here where we have a fire and plenty of fresh meat. We have not had such fine meat for many a year. Let him go! In three days we will see him. I wish I could tell which of those pieces of carrion belonged to the bitch who dropped him. I would save some of her for him to eat on his return."
The circle opened. Raymond bounded away like a frightened rabbit; but he was not afraid.
It was dusk when he reached the base of Skullery Mountain, and so he bathed in the ocean and then lay on the wet sand till the fill moon rose out of the Hungry Sea. Because he treaded familiar paths and haste impelled him, he climbed the crags till he reached the topmost and then dropped down on the other side into the dark forest of Mistland. Running along a well-worn path he came to the end of his journey. There in a green meadow, bathed in moonlight and free of the mist that elsewhere hung heavily, stood a round tower, and about it, cud-chewing, lay some cattle.
There Raymond stood and sang a song of his own making, and never had he sung the song save under this tower. Thus he sang:
"Golden sunshine all around,
Flowers springing from the ground,
Love does everywhere abound,
Since the day my Love was found.
Haste then, Love, and to me fly,
Hasten, hasten, or I die."
Then from the tower came a damsel and she ran to him and pressed him to her while two great wolfhounds fawned on him and licked his hands and a broad-shouldered servant came with a torch in one hand and a mace in the other. All together entered the tower.
"I have a thousand questions to ask you," she said.
"For the love you bear me," he replied, "give me bread and wine and a little cheese and let me sleep by the fire on the bear skin, for I am very tired and my spirit is cold within me. When I wake on the morrow I will tel you all."
These things she did, and, while he rested, murmuring in his broken sleep, she and the carl and the great hounds watched over him and over on the hearth the fire was kept brightly burning.
Morning came at last and with it the sunbeams breaking like lances through the rolling mists, and the damsel brought ale and warmed it and a piece of savory fish. When Raymond awoke she nourished him. Then they went hand-in-hand to the ocean and there bathed while the wolfhounds sported between them in the waves. So they came back and sat them on a great mound of moss in the sun at the foot of the stone tower. There, quietly and calmly, for he was very much of a man, he told her all the happenings of the least day, and how he came to be with her. Because she was high-born, she heard his tale in silence, though there was a twisting of her hands, and, as he spoke, she grew older and her skin ivory for all the body-blood drawing towards her heart.
After he had finished with the speaking, they sat very quiet, and the dogs lay at their feet, their noses between their paws and their eyes sorrowful, for they were fine-bred and could comprehend much of the. emotions of their loved ones.
Finally the damsel spoke; "So this is the end?"
"An you look on life as I do and cherish me as I do you, it will be but the beginning of the House of the Hubelaires, instead of a sad and final ending," he replied, "for nothing as fine as our House can die and come to an ending. The Golden Sun which we worship has been swallowed by the Hungry Sea and seems to be dead, but always, on the next morn, it comes alive once more. So it will be with us. I cannot believe that for evermore the Rathlings shall live without punishment for the dark work of yesterday, and there must be another dosing of the story."
Then the blood left her heart and all her face turned rosy. "Years ago," she answered him, "my lather's ship was wrecked on these rocks and only Walling, our house carl, some dogs and a little childling came alive to the shore. Here we lived in Mistland till you came and found me. Since then I have but lived till the time of your next coming. With you away, Mistland was dark and cold. Because I know you, I know you will wend your way back to your soul-going and leave me alone; and I am not sure I can live without you, but whatever you plan will be also of my wanting. Only spare me some hours so I can brew for you a simple that I know of, and, ere you come to your ending, drink it for my sake; for well I know that it will ease the pain and help you the better to meet the soul-letting that is being prepared for you."
This Raymond the Golden promised and she went into the tower, but Walling and the last of the Hubelaires walked down to the beach, and, at the end of the talking, the house carl made a sacred promise and swore to it by all the gods he wot of. The old man and the young drew blood from their arms and mixed it, and at that time.no one but the two of them knew of the sayings on the sand.
After supper, Raymond the Golden took the damsel by the hand and they walked on the beach listening to the waves murmuring to the sands till the moon was hill and they looked upon the golden ball with longing. At last they returned to the thick moss at the base of the tower and there, in the moonlight, they sat down. "Sing to me!" the woman said.
Then Raymond the Golden sang!
"Now little white clouds, on pine trees tall,
Threw shimmering shadows over the wall,
Where the spiders silent held their sway,
Spinning their webs of silvery gray.
There on the grass lay a maiden fair,
With cheeks of cream and raven hair.
So lightly she rested on the grass,
That it hardly bent at its lovely task.
Around her flew the moths so white,
To shade her eyes from the moonbeams bright.
Over her body a soft, sheet spread,
Made of down from a dandelion bed.
Out from the flowers a perfume rare,
Was brought by the wind with loving care,
And scattered over her body slight,
To pleasure her as she slept that night,
While mockingbirds, from the thicket near,
Sang songs of love for her sleeping ear."
He paused.
"And what then?" whispered the damsel.
"The rest cannot be sung," replied Raymond the Golden.
So they lay with each other, silent.
Later in the night, she woke, sobbing, and she whispered,
"Sing to me, beloved, for my comforting."
And he sang a song that, thus tar, he had never sung to anyone:
"Roses blush when they compare,
Their beauty with my lady fair.
At her feet, the birds of spring,
Silent keep, to hear her sing.
If I were sod, to lie beneath,
The fairy footfalls of her feet,
My happiness would be complete.
Then, in the garden, place my body dead,
So, when she picks the roses red,
Upon my loving heart she soft will tread —
She soft will tread.
And I, within my chambered walls so moist,
Will tremble and so happily rejoice,
To hear again the music of her voice,
The music of her lovely voice."
moss, telling Walling the house earl, to watch against her wakening. He told Walling of the greatness of the Hubelaires and how the family must not die. He gave him the parchment showing where the treasures were hid in the castle in Cornwall and said that it must be given to his son and that the carl must never let the lad forget that he was a Hubelaire. Then, with the flask of simples in his wallet, he went his way but he left his heart and life with the damsel.
Thus the Rathlings bad to deal only with the body of Raymond and, though Sardain did his uttermost, it was all too soon done with and the barbarian was greatly discontented. He commanded bis artist to make a picture of the soul-letting of Raymond the Golden and put on the last page of the book, to show that this man was the last of the Hubelaires. After that the Rathlings left the altar and the remaining meat around it to the wolves and from that time on they lived in the houses of the Hubelaires. Now when the damsel had spent the fill number of days, she went to her couch and there was delivered of a boy child with flaxen hair. Walling, who minded and tended her, washed the child and brought him to her to suckle.
"It is a man child and will do what is required of him," he said, and the damsel was pleasured at the strong tug of the babe and said, "I will call him Raymond and he shall be a true Hubelaire and when the hour comes he shall do the thing for which he was made."
The child slept.
But soon the damsel cried in anguish and when Walling reached her, he found another child, born of her travail, and this baby was small and twisted and very dark. Walling took the child to bathe it and was minded to kill it, but the mother read his mind, "This only also came from the seed of my dead husband, so I will nurse him too and they will grow up company for each other; and I will call him Doom."
Summers passed and fifteen winters howled over Mistland. One night after the lads were asleep, the white-haired woman called the house carl to the fireplace.
"Walling, you have more than a carl to me, and would that I could pay you, but the tale of your service is not yet told. The time draws near when we must have the Book, and well I know that in the getting of it you may lose your life and leave all the finishing of the task to me; yet, get the Book we must. It will — soon be time for the Spring Festival; mayhaps the Rathling will be drunken with wine in memory of that day, and you can get the Book without harm. But, oh, be sure to return, for I would not know how to struggle on without thy help." And the woman laid a tender hand on the old man's head.
Then Sardain, King of the Rathlings, commanded that the Book be brought before him, and he and all his followers made merry over what the artist had painted on the pages. They drank till they slept, and last of all the King slept, after vomiting on the last page, whereon was pictured the soul-letting of Raymond the Golden.
When he woke, the Book was gone; and fear fell on him because of the going of the Book. After that none dared speak to him of it, and always he walked with his eyes glancing backward over his shoulder. Yet, in bravado, he drank his slumber drink from a certain skull he had cleansed that fateful day and tried to satisfy himself that it all had really happened and that there was no cause for fear.
From then on Walling, the house earl, worked daily with the golden youth, teaching him all he knew of the use of the sword and shield and mace; how to thrust and guard. Month by month the lad grew and finally he could toy with the earl and do with him as he would. The little twisted lad would clap his hands at the sights he saw when the two men fought. He loved his wonderful brother with a great love.
At night the white-haired woman sat by the fire while the carl and the twinlings lay on skins at her feet. Then she told them of their lather and explained that they were the last of the House of the Hubelaires. She told of the bravery and gentleness of the House and how their father had loved her ere he died. When the moon was fill she sang them the songs that Raymond had sung, though always with a sob in her throat. Finally she told them of the last days and opened the Book and made young Raymond place his hand with hers on the last page and swear that he would purge the land of the blot on it and revenge his people; but she would never let the little, twisted dark lad swear.
"No, Doom," she would answer to his pleadings. "This is not a task for you. You are to stay here and guard me, and look after the cattle and be my man."
Then, Doom would hug and kiss her, while Raymond went out to walk in the moonlight with Walling and the hounds till his heart beat more slowly and the blood desire left him; for lull well he realized the thing that must be done and eager he was to do it, knowing he would never rest till it was done.
Thus the twinlings came to their manhood, but Doom remained small, like a little child. That winter Walling, the house carl, came to his ending and Raymond laid him in a dry cave, setting at his feet a jug of wine. Within a few weeks the woman said to her giant son, "The time that your father and I dreamed of years ago has come."
"I cannot leave you in your sickness and age," he demurred.
Doom heard them talking. That night, after she slept, he crept to her couch, kissed her hand gently, and went out into the night. All that night he walked slowly, guided by the light of the moon; when morning. came he paused on the heather to eat bread and cheese. There he was joined by a little dark man. "My little lad, what is your name and what brings you out on these mountains all alone?" he asked.
"I am not a little lad," replied Doom, "for I am now of age and therefore a man. My name is Doom, son of Raymond the Golden of the House of Hubtlaires, and I am going to avenge the murder of my father and his people, who were so foully put to death by the Rathlings before I was born."
“How can you do that? There are so many of them and you are but one."
“That is true, yet I am the only one to do it. There are but three of us, my mother, and my brother Raymond, and me. Brother had to stay with Mother, for she is not strong and needs his care, so I left them. Though I am only one, somehow I will find a way to accomplish that which must be done."
"Since you are so determined," the little man replied, “I will help you. There are other ways of fighting than with the sword or battle axe." Then very slowly he explained how Doom, though small, could accomplish that which he desired. After saying his say, he vanished.
Raymond was puzzled by the absence of his brother but nourished his failing mother, tended the fire and cared for the cattle. She now spent all her days before the fire, never speaking of the desire that was uppermost in her heart. In a few weeks she slept away and her son placed her by the side of Walling. At her feet he placed some golden curls that she, cherishing, had cared for during many weary years. Then he loosed the cattle, put his harness on, with sword in belt, and started on the path to do that which needed to be done.
Biding time, as the moon was not yet full, he stopped at the place where the Hubelaires had died and, gathering the bones, piled them before the altar and covered them with rocks. All that day he went foodless, praying to the only gods he wot of. Then by night, calm and certain of the ending of this adventure, he went to the great house and hid on the thatched roof, parting the rushes so he could overlook the hall and the banquet table, and here he stayed.
Once again, at the Spring Festival, the Rathlings were gathered in the great hall, and counting all, from Sardain the King down to the newest suckling, there were few over two hundred souls; and. there were no more, for lacking other enemies they had fought now and then, these twenty-two years, among themselves. This week they were at peace and all gathered for three days of feasting and drinking. Carefully through the years they had saved three firkins of wine, grown old in the cellars of the house.
After much drinking the first night many of the men and all the women and younglings were drunk, so Raymond bit his thumb and waited. Early on the second night Sardain commanded that the three old firkins be brought from the wine vault and that all should drink from them. He said that it was the wine of their enemies, and he boasted that he had combined with it the blood of Raymond the Golden, who, dying, had been bled like a pig. Hubelaire wine savored by rich red blood of the last of their enemeis! And once again he commanded that all should drink and that wine should be poured into the mouths of even the smallest ones. This was done as he had ordered, and soon most of the Rathlings tell asleep.
Then the yellow-haired giant on the roof knew that his hour had come. Sliding to the ground he entered the Great Hall, and none stopped him or gave him pause. He walked to the throne of King Sardain. The King looked from him to the skull from which he had just drunk, and so great a fear overcame him that he died.
Inside the hall all was quiet, while outside a wolfhound whined and ran from that place with terror at his haunches.
Then, from the shadows, came a little twisted shape and slipping quietly toward the golden-haired man, fell at his feet with arms around his legs and cried. Raymond picked up the little one and held him close as a mother would her babe. "Oh, Doom, where have you been and what have you done?” he asked.
"Oh, Raymond, my twinling, I feared for you," the little one spoke between sobs. "And one against so many was not right. He was my father, Raymond, as well as yours. If anything happened to me I could be spared better than you, and you had to stay and care for Mother. So I came here, to do that which had to be done."
Raymond but held him tighter, as he crooned over him. "Oh, Doom, my little, gentle brother! How could you be so brave and how came you all the way, over the mountain and through the Mist? What did you do? For it seems to me they are all dead. Even the babies have fallen to the floor. Oh, Mother! I did not know it would be like this when I swore! What did you do, Doom? What did you do?"
The little one made no answer but pleaded to be carried from that place of death. Raymond took up his father's skull and wrapped it in the gown that the damsel had worn that night a golden lad had sung to her, and placed it carefully in his wallet. Carrying the little one in one arm and his naked sword in his right hand he walked around the great hall, but there was no need of the sword, for Death had breathed on all the Rathlings.
Raymond carried the sleeping Doom into the pure air and went his way back to Mistland. After resting and caring for the cattle, he took the gown and what was wrapped in it and laid it at the feet of his sleeping mother.
Then he built a currach in which he determined to sail across the Hungry Sea to Cornwall and recover the treasures of his family, long hid in the Castle of the Hubelaires. He had the parchment showing where it was secreted, and remembered well all that Walling had told him concerning these weapons used by the great Hubelaires in past years. But when he and Doom eased the currach from the shore, a strong wind blew from the north and after some days they landed on the cost of Armorica. Then Raymond knew that the gods bad decreed that this adventure was not tor him but that some other Hubelaire would, in the years to come, sail to Cornwall and recover the treasure.
In Armorica Raymond became great and married the daughter of a Prince and established a little principality in the dark forest; and this land he called Walling, in memory of the house carl. Babies were born to Raymond and his lovely wile and they were cared tor and loved by little, twisted Doom.
Raymond locked the Book in a wooden chest.
Many years passed. Then one night Lord Raymond, beset by memories and compulsion, took the Book from out the chest. Never once had be opened it since his mother had dosed it, but now he could no longer withhold the story from his grandchildren.
So he told them all the tale and showed them the pictures, page by page, till he cam to the page with the dried vomit splashed over the painting of the death of Raymond the Golden.
Something was more newly drawn in one corner of that page. An oddish mushroom; and written beneath it were these words:
4. The Thirty And One
Four of the Cornwall Tales appeared in WEIRD TALES In 1929 and 1930, and the readers regretfully decided that this was all there would be of them. I myself did not get to read any of these four until 1939, when I first managed to borrow a good-size collection of old issues of WT, prior to the dates of my own familiarity with the magazine, which began with the October 1931 issue (although I had managed to get some back issues, as far as January 1931). So it was with both surprise and pleasure that we all saw this story in the second issue of MARVEL SCIENCE STORIES in 1938. One more would make its initial appearance in a magazine a few years later, but I'll save comment on that one when we come to it The next story in the book will be the one that appeared first in WEIRD TALES:
Cecil, Overlord of Walling in Armorica, mused by the fire The blind Singer of Songs, sang the sagas of ancient times, waited long for praise and then, disquiet, left the banquet hall guided by his dog. The Juggler merrily tossed his golden balls into the air till they seemed like a glistening cascade but still the Overlord mused, unseeing. The wise Homunculus crouched at his feet uttering words of wisdom and telling tales of Gobi and the buried city of Angkor. But nothing could rouse Cecil from his meditations.
At last he struck the silver bell with a hammer of gold. A serving man answered his call.
"Send me Lady Angelica and Prince Gustro," he commanded and then, once again, sat silent with chin in hand, waiting.
Soon the two came to his summons. The Lady Angelica was his only child, as fair and wise as any lady in all Walling. Prince Gustro some day would be her husband and help her rule the Hubelaires. Meanwhile he had perfected himself in the use of the broadsword, the lute, hunting with the falcon, and the study of books. He was six feet tall and twenty years old and had in him the makings of a man.
The three sat around the fire, two waiting to hear the one talk, the one waiting till he knew just how to say what had to be said. At last Cecil spoke.
"No doubt you know what is on my mind. For years I have tried to give happiness, peace, and prosperity to the Hubelaires in our land of Walling. We were well situated in a valley surrounded by lofty forests and around them high mountains. Only one pass connected us with the great, cruel, and almost unknown world. In springtime, summer, and fall we sent our caravans of mules laden with grain, olives, and wine out into that world and from it we brought salt, weapons, and bales of woolen and silken goods for our needs. No one tried to molest us, for we had nothing they coveted. Perhaps years of safety made us soft, sleepy,and unprepared for danger."
"But danger has come. We should have realized there were things in that outer world we knew not and therefore could not even dream of. This spring our caravan, winding over the mountains, found, at the boundaries of the dark forest, a castle blocking their way. Their mules were not birds and could not fly over; they were not moles and could not burrow under. And the lads with the mules were not warriors and could not break their way through. So they came back, unmolested, tis true, but with their goods unbartered and unsold."
"I do not think that castle was built by magic. I have looked at it and it seems nothing but stone and mortar. And it is not held by an army of warriors, for all we hear is that one man occupies it. But what a man! Half again as tall as our finest lads and skilled in the use of weapons. I tried him out. One at a time I sent to him John of the flying axe, and Herman who had no equal with the two-handed sword, and Rubin who could split a willow wand at two hundred paces with his steel-tipped arrow. These three men lie, worm food, in the ravine below the castle. Meantime our country is strangulated so far as trade is concerned. We have cattle in the meadow, wood in the forest, and grain in the bins; but we have no salt, no clothes to cover us in the winter, no finery for our women, or weapons for our warriors. We will never have these while this giant in his castle blocks our caravans.".
"We can capture the castle and kill the Giant!" cried Prince Gustro with the impetusity of youth.
"How?" asked the Overlord. "Did I tell you that the path is narrow? You know that. On one side the mountains tower as lofty as the eagle's flight and as smooth as a woman's skin. On the other side is the Valley of the Daemons and no one has ever fallen into it and come back alive. The only path that leads through the castle is scarcely wide enough for one man or a man-led mule. If I could send an army 'twould be different; but only one man at a time can enter and there is no man able to combat this Giant successfully.
Lady Angelica smiled as she whispered. "We may conquer him through chicanery. For example: I have seen this hall filled with warriors and fair ladies almost put into endless sleep by gazing at the golden balls flying through the air and back into the clever hands of the Juggler. And the blind Singer of Songs can make anyone forget all except the music of his lays. Do not forget our Homunculus is very wise."
Cecil shook his head. "Not thus will the question be answered. This mad Giant wants only one thing, and that means, in the lastward, everything so far as as our land and people are concerned. Perhaps you have guessed. I will tell you his demand ere you ask the question. Our Lady's hand in marriage, and this, when I die, to rule Walling and the Hubelaires."
Lady Angelica looked at Prince Gustro. He saw her shake her head ever so slightly.
"Better to eat our grain and olives and drink our wine," he said. "Better that our men wear bearskins and our women cover themselves with the hides of deer. 'Twould be best to have them wear shoes of wood than pantofles of unicorn skin brought from Araby. It were a sweeter fate for them to perfume their bodies with crushed violets and mayflowers from the forest than to be scented with perfumes from the trees of the Spice Island in the East. This price is too heavy. Let us live like our fathers and our father's fathers, even climb trees like the monkey folk, rather than have such a ruler. Besides, I love the Lady Angelica."
The Lady smiled her thanks. "I am still thinking of the use of intelligence overcoming brawn. Have we no wisdom in Walling, besides the fair, faint dreams of a weak woman?"
"I will send for the Homunculus," her father replied. "He may know the answer to that question."
The little man came in. A man not born of woman, but grown for seven years in a glass bottle, during all of which time he read books held before him by wise men and was nourished with drops of wine and tiny balls of asphodel paste. He listened to the problem gravely, though at times he seemed asleep. At last he uttered one word: "Synthesis"
The Overlord picked him up and placed him on one knee.
"Have pity on us, Wise Man. We are only simple folk and know but little. What is the meaning of this strange word?"
"I know not," was the peculiar answer. "Tis a word that comes to me out of the past. It has a sweet sound and surely must refer to something mystical. I recall now! It was when I was in the glass bottle that a wise man came and held before my eyes an illuminated parchment on which was written in letters of gold this word and its meaning! Synthesis. All things are one and one thing is all."
"Which makes it all the harder for us to understand," signed the Overlord.
Lady Angelica rose from her seat and came where her father sat. She sank on the bearskin at his feet and took the little hand of the dwarf in hers.
"Tell me, my dear Homunculus, what wise man twas who thus showed you this word and its meaning on the illuminated parchment?"
"He was a very wise ancient who lives alone in a large cave, by a babbling brook. Yearly those living near him take bread, meat, and wine, leaving them at the mouth of the cave, but none dares enter it and thus for years he has never been seen. Perhaps he is still alive and takes the food, but if he lies sightless and thoughtless on his stone bed then the birds and little beasts eat the food, thinking it should not be wasted."
"I have heard of this hermit;" exclaimed Cecil, "and when I was a boy went to the woods where the cave is but dared not enter. We will find out whether he is alive or dead. Gustro, order horses so we four can visit him. Three horses for us and an ambling pad for our little friend so naught of harm will befall him."
The four came to the cave and entered it. A light burned at the far end and there was the wise man, very old, with naught but his eyes telling of the intelligence that never ages. On the table before him in a tangled confusion were glasses, earthenware, crucibles, one each of astrolabe and alembic, and an hourglass through which ran silver sands. This was arranged with cunning machinery so that every day it tilted around and once more allowed the sands to tell of the passing of the twenty and four hours. There were books covered with mildewed leather, locked with iron padlocks and spider webs. Hung from the celling was a representation of the sun with all the planets revolving eternally around that fair orb, but the pitted moon alternated with light and shadow.
The wise man read from a book written in a long dead language, and, now and then, he ate a crust of bread or sipped wine from a ram's horn, but never did he stop reading. When Cecil touched him on the shoulder to attract his attention he simply murmured, "By the Seven Sacred Caterpillars! Let me finish this page, for what a pity were I to die without knowing what this man wrote some thousands of years ago in Angkor."
At last he finished the page and sat blinking at them with his wise eyes sunk deep into a mummy face while his body shook with the decrepitude of age.
"What is the meaning of the word, synthesis’?" Lord Cecil asked him.
"Tis a dream of mine which only now I find the waking meaning of."
"Tell the dream," the Overlord commanded.
"Tis but a dream. Suppose there were thirty wise men, learned in all wisdom obtained from reading of ancient books on alchemy, magic, histories, and philosophy. These men know of animals and of jewels such as margarites and chrysoberyl; of all plants such as dittany, which cures wounds, and madragora, which compelleth sleep. Why should anyone want to sleep when there is so much to read and profit by the reading? But these men are old and some day will die. I would take these thirty old men and one young man and have them drink a wine I learned to distill years ago. Then by synthesis there would be only one body — that of the young man — but in his brain would be all the subtle and ancient wisdom of the thirty savants. Thus we could do, century after century, so no wisdom would be lost to the world."
Lady Angelica leaned over his shoulder. "Have you kept this wine you made?” she asked.
"Yes, and now I am working on its opposite, for why place thirty bodies into one unless you know the art of then separating that body back into the original thirty? But it is hard. For any fool can pour the wine from thirty bottles into one jar, but only a wise man can separate the wines and restore them to their original bottles."
"Have you tried this wine of synthetic magic?" asked Cecil.
"Yes, I took a crow and a canary bird and had them drink of it and now in yonder wicker cage a yellow crow sits and nightly fills cave with song as though it came from the lutes and citherns of faerie-land."
"Now that is my thought," cried the Lady Angelica. "We will take the best and bravest of our warriors and the Singer of Songs pupil and the Juggler of Golden Balls and the Sleep-maker, thirty men in all, and they and I will drink of this synthetic wine and thus the thirty will pass into my body. Then I will go and visit the Giant in his castle and there in the banquet hall I will drink of the other wine and there will be thirty to fight against the enemy of our people. They will overcome and slay him. Then I will drink again of the synthetic wine and in my body carry the thirty conquerors back to Walling. Once there, I will again drink of the second potion and the thirty men will leave my body, liberated by the magical wine. Some may be dead and others wounded but I will be sale and the Giant killed. Have you enough of it? Enough of both kinds?"
The old man looked troubled. "I have a flagon of the synthetic wine. Divided it would make sixty-two doses. Of the other, which changes the synthesized back into their original bodies, only enough for one large dose and a very few drops more"
"Try those drops on the yellow bird," Cecil commanded.
The old man poured from a golden bottle, graven with a worm that eternally renewed his youth by swallowing his tail, a few drops of a colorless liquid and offered it to the bird in the wicker cage. The bird drank greedily and of a sudden there were two birds, a black crow and a yellow canary and, ere the canary could pipe a song, the crow pounced on it-and killed it.
"It worked!" croaked the old man. "It worked!"
"Can you make more of the second elixir?" asked Prince Gustro. "What I do once I can do twice," proudly declared the ancient.
"Then start at once and make more. While you are doing it we will take the golden bottle and the flagon and see what can be done to save the Hubelaires, though this is an adventure that I think little of, for tis fraught with much danger for my daughter." Thus spake the Overlord.
With the elixirs in a safe place they rode away from the old man's cave. But Prince Gustro took the Overlord aside and said, "I ask a favor. Allow me to be one of those thirty men."
Cecil shook his head. "No. And once again and forever, no! In the doing of this I stand to lose the apple of my eye. If she comes not back to me I may die of grief, and then you, and you alone, will be left to care for the House of the Hubelaires. If a man has but two arrows and shoots one into the air, then he were wise to keep the other in his quiver against the day of need. "
The Lady Angelica laughed as she suspected the reason of their whispering. "I will come back," she said gaily, "for the old man is very wise and did you not see the yellow bird divide into two and the crow kill the canary?"
But the Homunculus, held in Lord Cecil's arms, started to cry.
"What wouldst thou?" asked the kindly Overlord.
"I would be back in my bottle again," sobbed the little one; and he cried until he went to sleep, soothed by the rocking canter of the war horse.
Two evenings later a concourse of brave men met in the banquet hall. There were great silent men, skilled in the use of mace, byrnies and baldricks, who could slay with the sword, spear, and double-bitted battle axe. The Juggler was there, the Singer of Songs, and the young Reader of Books, who was very wise. And with these was a man with sparkling eyes who could, by his glance, put men to sleep and then waken them with a snap of thumb and finger. And to this company was added the Overlord, Prince Gustro and the trembling Homunculus. On her throne sat the Lady Angelica, beautiful and very happy because of the great adventure she had a part in. In her hand was a golden goblet and each of the thirty men held a crystal glass. These thirty and one drinking vessels were filled with the wine of synthesis. Then the flagon, half empty, and the small golden bottle containing the colorless wine were hid by the Lady Angelica beneath her shimmering robe. Outside a ladie's horse, decked with diamond-studded harness, neighed uneasy in the moonlight.
Lord Cecil explained the adventure while all the thirty men sat very still and solemn, for they had never heard the like before. None feared a simple death, but this dissolution was something that made even the bravest wonder what the end would be. But when the time came and the command was given they one and all drained their crystal glasses, and even as the Lady drank her wine they drank with her to the last drop.
Then came a silence broken only by the shrill cry of a hoot owl, complaining to the moon, concerning the doings of the night folks in the dark forest. The little Homunculus hid his face in the shoulder of the Overlord, but Cecil and Prince Gustro looked ahead of them over the banquet table to see what was to be seen.
The thirty men seemed to shiver and then grew smaller in a mist that covered them; finally only empty places were left at the banquet table. None were left but the two men, the Lady Angelica and the shivering Homunculus. The lady laughed.
"It worked," she cried. "I look the same but feel different, for in me are the potential bodies of the thirty brave men who will overcome the Giant and bring peace and security to our land. And now I give you the kiss of hail and farewell and will adventure forth on my waiting horse." Kissing her father on the cheek, her lover on the mouth and the little one on the top of his curly-haired head she ran bravely out of the room. Through the stillness they could hear her horse's hooves, silver-shod, pounding on the stones of the courtyard.
"I am afraid," shivered the little one. "Because I have all wisdom I am afraid as to this adventure and its ending."
The Overlord tried to comfort him. "You are afraid because you are so very wise. Prince Gustro and I would like to fear, but we are too foolish to do so. Can I do anything to comfort you, little friend of mine?"
"I wish I were back in my bottle," sobbed the Homunculus, "but that cannot be, because the bottle was broken when I was taken from it, for the mouth of it was very narrow, and a bottle once broken cannot be made whole again." So all that night Cecil rocked him to sleep, singing to him lullabies while Gustro sat wakeful before the fire, biting his fingernails and wondering what the ending would be.
Late that night Lady Angelica arrived at the gate of the Giant's castle and blew her wreathed horn. The Giant.dropped the iron-studded drawbridge and peered curiously at the lady on the horse.
"I am the Lady Angelica," she said, "and I have come to be your bride if only you will free passage to our caravans so we can commerce with the great world outside. Then, when my father dies, you will be the Overlord of Walling, and perchance I will come to love you, for you are a line figure of a man and I have heard much of you."
The Giant towered over the head of her horse. Placing a hand around her waist he plucked her from the steed, carried her to his banquet hall and sat down at one end of the table. Laughing in a rather silly manner, he walked around the room lighting pine torches and tall candles till the whole room was illumined. He poured a large glass of wine for the Lady and a much larger glass himself. Seated at the other end of the table he cried: "It is all as I dreamed. But who would have thought that the noble Cecil and the brave Gustro would be so craven! Let's drink to our wedding, and then to the bridal chamber."
He drank his drink in one swallow. But Lady Angelica took from under her gown a golden flask and raising it, she cried, "I drink to you and future, whatever it is!" And she drained the golden flask and sat very still. A mist filled the room and swirled widdershams in thirty pillars around the long oak-plank table and when it cleared there were thirty men between the Giant and the Lady.
The Juggler threw his golden balls into the air; the man with the dazzling eyes looked hard at the Giant; the student opened a book and read backward the wise saying of dead gods; the young Singer of Songs plucked his harp and sang of wonderful deeds of brave men long since worm food. But the fighting men rushed forward and, on all sides, started the battle. The Giant jumped back, picked a mace from the wall and fought as never man had fought before. He had two objectives: to kill the men and then to reach the smiling Lady and strangle her with bare hands for the thing she had done to him. But ever between him and the Lady was a wall of men who, with steel, song and the magic of Hashing eyes, cascades of glittering balls and backward reading, formed a living wall that could be crushed and bent but never broken.
For years after, in the halls of Walling, the Singer of Songs told of that fight while the Hubelaires sat silent listening. No doubt, as the tale passed from one Singer, aged, to the next Singer, young, it became ornamented, embroidered and fabricated till it was somewhat different from what really happened that night. But even the bare truth-telling at first hand by the Lady Angelica was a great enough tale. For men fought, bled, and died in that hall. Finally the Giant, dying, broke through and almost reached the Lady, but the Song Man tripped him with his harp and the Wise Man threw his heavy tome in his face and the Juggler shattered his three golden balls against the Giant's forehead, and, at the lastward, the glittering eyes of the Sleep-Maker fastened on the dying ones of the Giant and sent him to his final slumber.
The Lady Angelica looked around her at the shattered hall and the thirty men who had done their part and she said softly. "These be brave men who have done what was necessary for the good of their country and the honor of the Hubelaires. I cannot forsake them or leave them hopeless," and she took the wine of synthesis and, drinking part, to every man she gave a drink, even to the dead men, whose lips she had to gently open and from whose gritted teeth she had to wipe the blood ere she could pour the wine into their breathless mouths. Then she went back to the table and, sitting there, she waited.
The mist again filled the room, covering the dead, the dying, and those who, though not fatally hurt, still panted from the fury of the battle. And when the mist cleared, only Lady Angelica was left there, for all the thirty had returned to her body through the magic of the synthetic wine
"I feel old and in many ways different," the Lady whispered "for my strength has gone from me and I am glad there is no mirror to show my whitened hair and bloodless cheeks; the men who have come back into me were dead or badly hurt, and I must get back to my horse before I fall into a faint and die."
She tried to walk out of the room but, stumbling, fell. On hands and knees she crawled to where her horse waited for her. She pulled herself into the saddle and with her girdle tied herself there, and then she told the horse to go home. But she lay across the saddle like a dead woman.
The horse took her safely back to the Overlord's castle. Ladies in waiting laid her on her bed, washed her withered limbs and covered her wasted body with coverlets of lamb's wool and wise physicians gave her healing quaffs. Finally she recovered sufficiently to tell her father and her lover the story of the battle of the thirty warriors and wise men against the Giant and how he was dead and their land safe.
"And now go to the old man and get the other elixir," she whispered, "and when it works have the dead buried with honor and the wounded gently and wisely cared for. Thus we will come to the end of the adventure and it will be one that the Singer of Songs will tell for many winter evenings to the Hubelaires of Walling."
"You stay with her, Gustro," commanded the Overlord, "and I will take the wise Homunculus in my arms and gallop to the cave and secure the elixir from the old savant. When I return we will have her drink it and once again she will be young and whole. Then I will have you two lovers marry, for I am not as young as I was and I want to live to see the throne secure and, the gods willing, grandchildren running around the castle."
Gustro sat down by his lady's bed, took her wasted hand in his warm one, and placed a kiss on her white lips with his red ones. "No matter what happens and no matter what the end of the adventure, I will always love you, Heart-of-mine," he whispered. And Lady Angelica smiled on him and went to sleep.
Through the Dark Forest, Cecil, Overlord of Walling, galloped with the little wise man in his arms. He flung himself from his war-horse and ran quickly into the cave.
"Have you finished the elixir?" he cried.
The ancient looked up, as though in doubt as to what the question was. He was breathing heavily and little drops of sweat rolled down his leathered face
"Oh yes, I remember now. The elixir that would save the lady and take from her the thirty bodies of the men we placed in her by virtue of our synthetic magical wine. I remember now! I have been working on it. In a few more minutes it will be finished."
Dropping forward on the oak table he died. In falling, his withered hand struck a golden flask and overturned it on the floor. Liquid amber ran over the dust of ages. A cockroach came and drank of it and suddenly died.
"I am afraid," moaned the little Homunculus. "I wish I were back in my bottle."
But Cecil, Overlord of Walling, did not know how to comfort him.
5. The Battle Of The Toads
Although the fifth in the complete series, this was the first of the Cornwall tales to be published; and the following three chapters are in the same sequence as they were originally published in
As a youth I spent some time in an Irish monastery learning to read, write and speak fluently in Latin; all of which seemed most important. From there I journeyed to the far East and lived in Arabia. I met many learned ancients who kindly taught me all they knew of alchemy, necromancy, and legerdemain. Finally, with no definite reason other than desire, I returned to the little town of Walling, in Armorica, where I had beat born.
There I spent some time with my Uncle Cecil, Overlord of the Hubelaires. He was still heartbroken over the death of his only child, the lady Angelica.
"Her death is more than a personal loss," he explained. "Had she lived and married Prince Gustro and borne children the Hubelaire line would have remained unbroken. Your lather was my only brother and you are his only son. You have adventured in far lands and have, perhaps, gained much wisdom. It would be well fur you to live with me and, when I die, become Overlord of the Hubelaires. We are a little people, and pride comprises most of our wealth; but our folk need a wise man to lead and care for than. It seems to me that it is your duty to prepare yourself against the time when you will be the Overlord."
"That is a kindly thought, Uncle, but I have other plans. I have talked to many of the old men of our family, and they say that once we ruled in Cornwall, where we had a mighty castle. My wish is to travel to that far land and in some way become Overlord of Cornwall, though at this lime I have no idea how that can be accomplished. Because I have the determination of youth, there is nothing you can do that can change this plan."
"I regret your ambition, but it may be that you are directed in this by the gods, so I will not say you nay. Instead I shall give you a purse of gold and a parchment brought from the Isle of Lundy by our ancestor Raymond, son of Raymond the Golden. On this parchment is drawn a chart showing where family treasures were hid in the castle what our family tied from Cornwall. What these are I do not know, for their secret has been lost during the passing years. But if you find the castle you may recover than, and there is no one who has a better right to than than you. So speed on your way, and always remember that you are a Hubelaire."
Thus, in course of time, I sailed from Armorica in a little fishing boat. Whether by the seamanship of the captain or the prevailing winds, I finally landed on the coast of Cornwall. My charger, spavined, aged, thin, and blind of one eye, had not benefited by the voyage and within an hour after landing died. It being impossible for even a man of my great strength to make much headway on foot clad in armor, I sorrowfully hid most of it under some leaves, carefully marking the spot so I might recover the valuable items when opportunity permitted. Thai I walked on with a dagger in my belt, and with my long sword and my shield pounding my back at every step.
In a few hours, tired and hungry, I came to a large castle centered in a green meadow. I was certain that it was the ancient home of my family and that no one, certainly none in Cornwall, had a better right to it than I had. But, to my great surprise, I found it occupied, for a peculiar-looking man in monk's clothing stood on the drawbridge, evidently wailing for me. My first thought was that he looked like a toad, and at once I was irritated by his presumption in living in the Hubelaire castle. I determined that when I ruled as Overlord of Cornwall I would at once evict him; but, at that time, I was not inclined to tell him how I felt, for I was more in need of shelter, food, and a warm place by the fire than of an argument.
Making use of my best Latin, I explained to the monk who I was and where I had come from and assured him that I was a man of culture, meant him no harm, and was "I sore need of any hospitality and refreshment he could afford me. He replied that he was the Abbe Rousseau and that the castle belonged to him, though some centuries earlier it had been possessed by an old family, who had finally deserted it. He had found it.unoccupied and, with some of his friends, had taken habitation in it. He thought it would be no harm to entertain me, though as a rule strangers were never welcome. Finally he invited me to enter the castle.
It was twilight; his face was partially covered by a cowl; the pine split which he carried gave more smoke than flame. Thus, for more reasons than one, l did not glimpse his face after we had come to the banquet hall, where a fire blazed in the fireplace on one side. Leaving me there, he wended his way into the shadows and soon returned carrying a well-gnawed joint of meat, some hard bread, and a bottle of sour wine. On this feast I regaled myself with an eagerness born of hunger, rather than with the enjoyment of an epicurian.
After eating all there was I thanked my host. Now, as he stood before the fire warming his withered shins and facile hands I first saw him clearly. Those hands, dead white, with large blue veins coursing over them — those hands with long, hungry fingers and uncut nails — caused me to shiver; for the fingers moved in aimless fashion, as though alive and independent of the man they were attached to; which was a thought I had never had of the fingers of any man I had ever seen.
But stranger yet, and far more soul-rocking, was the man's face. Of course it was the face of man. It was easy to tell that it was a man who had admitted me, fed me, and now stood before the fire, ready to talk. I told myself bitterly that I was a fool to think otherwise of one who had so hospitably entertained me, yet there was something about that face, so intermittently illumined by the dancing flames, that thoroughly chilled me and made me hurriedly clutch the gold crucifix that hung around my neck-for there was something about the face of the man that reminded me of a toad.
The thin, bloodless lips were tightly compressed and stretched wide across a face that was remarkable for the receding forehead and shrunken cheeks. The skin was like parchment, thin parchment of a slightly green tinting — and now and then, as the Abbe stood in silent meditation, he breathed into his closed mouth and puffed those thin checks like a fish bladder; then he looked more than ever like a toad.
Of course I could not express my thoughts. A Christian Knight, who always should try to be a gentleman, does not eat the food of a stranger, thus accepting his hospitality, and that repay him by telling him how much he looks like a toad. At least, I avoided acting that way, though there was no harm in my thinking and I most certainly thought hard.
The Abbe asked me why I was wayfaring in Cornwall, where I had spent my youth, and what experience I had in warfare. To all these questions I gave answers that had a great deal of truth in than, though I was. unwilling to confide in him that I was a Hubelaire, had come to claim our ancestral home, and regarded him as an interloper who would at once be thrown out of the caste if aid when I became Overlord of Cornwall. He seemed well pleased with all I had to say, and more and more he teetered on feet which seemed longer than the feet of most men; faster and faster he puffed out his cheeks, breaking into my remarks, with a strange puffing of wind which, to my excited fancy, sounded like the
"Fair sir, who say you are Cecil, son of James, grandson of David and even a descendant of Raymond, whoever he might be, but give no facts about your family or their name, you have come to Cornwall in good time and your arrival at this castle is indeed opportune. As you may have surmised, I am not a native of this wild land, nor are my friends whom you will see tonight. Some of us are from France, others from Bohemia, and a few from the far lands beyond Tartary in the deserts of Gobi; but we are all brothers, bound together by ties of blood, desire, and a great ambition which will soon be disclosed to you. Yet, while we all excel in necromancy and have knowledge of much that is weird and deadly, none is skilled in arms and the use of weapons of offense and defense. This is not due to any lack of courage — oh, believe me, Fair Sir, when I say that it is not due to any lack of courage or daring, but rather to certain physical defects which prevent us from taking part in the brave art of war, the delight of most men. So we gain our aids by other means. But tonight we must have a man who will fight for us, if there be need of fighting. I hope that such will not be the case, still, there may be need of fighting-yes, there is no doubt there will be use for a sharp sword, though it might be better were you to use your dagger."
”Oh, as for that,” I replied with forced bravery, ”I can use whichever is the most needed. Personally, I prefer the two-handed sword which I carry on my back, but perhaps if there is not much room and the light is not of the best, the dagger would be the weapon of choice. Now, in previous slaying of giants I always felt that the sword was better, because there always comes a time when it is necessary to carve off their heads, and, of course, that is slow work with a dagger. Yet, in a little melee I had with a one-eyed dragon in a cave on the Canary Isle, I obtained much pleasure in blinding him with one stroke of the dagger, and the next moment the point found his heart. You would have enjoyed that little fight, Abbe and I am sure that had you seen it, you would have full confidence in my ability to handle any emergency that may arise tonight."
The Abbe smiled. "I like you. On my word, I like you. I am so impressed with you that I am almost tempted to ask you to become one of the Brethren. That may come later. But to the point of my tale: We are gathered here tonight to witness the overcoming of one of our greatest and most troublesome enemies. For centuries he has outwitted us and caused us grid. More than one of the Brethren has come to his death through the evil machinations of this fiend. But at last we have foiled him, aid tonight we will kill him. Naturally, when he dies, his power will come to us; and with that additional power there is no telling to what heights of fame the Brethren will rise. We will kill him. For centuries he has boasted of his immortality, his greatness, his imperviousness to harm; yet tonight we will kill him.
"I misspoke myself. We will not kill him. I will do it! That is what pleases me so. All of us are powerful, but I am just a little stronger than the other Brothers. So I am going to kill this enemy, and when I do, I will rule all men on Earth, and perhaps those on other stars. I long to go into space, to conquer stars other than this one on which we live."
"I will kill him tonight. I have this man in a glass bottle which, by craft, I induced him to enter. Once there, he took a new shape-and was it not a pleasant thing that he took the shape he did? It gave me the power and the glory-world without end-no, no, no! I did not intend to say that- not yet, not at this time! I am not powerful enough to defy Cod." His voice sank to a whine. "Not yet, but perhaps in a few hours; after I have added to my power the strength of the dead fend.
"This evil one in the bottle cannot be killed by poison, steel, fire, water, or the prevention of breathing. There is no weapon powerful enough to destroy him; but tonight he dies. For he is inside the glass bottle and I am on the outside, and he had voluntarily assumed the shape that makes it possible for me to kill him, through the glass. Can you understand? The glass is transparent. He has to look at me. I shall look at him, and in that glance lies his death. Soon he will shrivel, grow smaller, little by little he will lose form till he lies, a few drops of slime, a twisted mass of softened bones, at the bottom of the bottle. This bottle has a glass stopper, made with the greatest cunning. In the hollow center are ashes from the bones of holy men, tears that fell from the eyes of Mary, and a drop of sweat from the brow of a tortured saint. These sacred relics of the past will hold the fiend's soul a prisoner. After he has turned to slime I will remove the stopper and suck his spirit into me. No longer having a body to dwell in, his spirit will be glad to inhabit me and thus I will have the strength, power and glory of the Great One who Once ruled Hell. Is this not clever?”
"Indeed it is," I replied, with a lilt to my voice and a nausea in the pit of me. "But why do you have me in this drama? You say my sword and dagger are useless against this Evil One."
"You will guard me, fair youth. You, who are so brave, full of desire. and longing to be someone before you die, have beat sent here by fate at a most opportune moment, to protect me if I need such help. Can you not see the position I will be in? There I am, with my mouth clasped over the mouth of the bottle, all ready to breathe in the spirit that will make me the greatest of all men, living or dead. Suppose, just before I breathe, one of the Brethren — and I particularly suspect the man from Gobi — slips a dagger through my heart and takes my place as the breather-in of this great power. How horrible this would be! What a sad ending to my dreams of empire! I have planned and plotted it all and now have brought it to pass. Why should I, at the lastward, be denied the right to become Emperor of the Powerful Ones, simply because a Chinese dagger is plunged through my heart? I know you will protect me
"Oh, promise me that you will be at my back and see to it that none of the Brethren acts wrongfully! Will you promise that? In return l will see that you are paid. What do you wish most? Gold? Power? The love of a beautiful women? Let me look into your eyes. Oh, lovely! You are a true brother of mine, for I see that you desire a warm room, filled with a library of many books, old manuscripts and curious vellums. I will give you all of these and thus prove to you that I reward those who help me in my hour of peril. What say you if I reward you by placing in this library a copy of
"I certainly will," I replied almost enthusiastically, as I pictured myself sitting before a warm fire enjoying
The Abbe seemed pleased. He insisted on kissing me on both cheeks, after the French fashion.
I wish to say at this time, that though I had performed many brash acts of derring-do in my short life, such as subduing single-handed the Yellow Ant of Fargons (eight feet tall and very deadly in its poison) and facing undaunted the Mystic Mere Woman of the Western Seas, still the bravest moment of my life was when I withstood the toad kiss of the Abbe and did not scream; for I wanted to — oh, how I longed to howl out my fear to the listening owls and scorpions! But of course such conduct would have been unseemly in the future Overlord of Cornwall. So I smiled, and vowed him my vows and told him to be sure not to forget the copy of
It was later — an eternity of waiting for me, but perhaps only an hour or so in actual minutes — that we fore gathered in a lower room of the castle. A light shone in the room, though where it came from was only one more thing to worry me. Near one wall was a stool, and in front of it a low table, and on that table something tall and round, covered by a square of velvet tapestry. The Abbe sat on the stool while I stood behind him fingering the handle of my favorite dagger, the ivory handle carved in the semblance of a woman. The glistening blade below her naked body had kissed more than one brave man and foul monster to death.
Then from crevices in the wall — yes, perhaps from cracks in the floor, or so it seemed to my fevered fancy — the Brethren came into being and gathered in a semicircle around the table. Their faces were toad-like, similar to the face of the Abbe. There they stood, and I said to my knees, "Remember the honor of the Hubelaires!" and I whispered to my jaws, ”Be silent and remember the bravery of thy grandsire David!” but in spite of these admonitions my knees and jaws castanetted, to my sore dismay.
From the Abbe came a croak, and a low chorus of answering croaks came from the men who stood around me. I looked into their faces and in the shifting, shimmering light saw for a certainty the same toad-like features that had so amazed me what I first saw than in the lace of the Abbe. Before I could properly conceal my astonishment the Abbe took a chalice from a niche in the wall, and, after doing that which seemed rather indecorous, took it in both hands and gave each of the Brethren a drink from it. What the drink was, I, at that time, could only imagine, but later, after deep study of Satanism, I frequently shuddered at my narrow escape that night. Fortunately I was not asked to join in the draining of the cup.
Seating himself on the stool, the Abbe bade me take the cover from of the thing that was both tall and round. I did so, an,d there was a large glass bottle with a giant toad squatting at the bottom. There was no difficulty in seeing every part of this toad, especially his face and eyes. as the glass was of a wonderful clearness. He faced the Abbe- and the eyes of these two, one a daemon-toad and the other a man-toad, glowed ghoulishly at each other. Between them, separated by thousands of years of different thinking, conflicting ambitions, antagonistic personalities, waged a conflict of souls, such as rarely has beer fought on Earth or any other place, so far as I know; though, of course, I am not all-wise concerning the other planets — or this one either, for that matter.
They glared at each other, each striving for supremacy, each trying to destroy the other. I could not see the eyes of the Abbe, but I could dearly see the eyes of the imprisoned toad were shining with supreme confidence. Did the Abbe see in them what I saw?
He must have! For he tried to escape. Three times he endeavored to arise and flee, and each time he was pulled back down on to stool and his face and eyes were drawn closer to the eyes peering at him so derisively through the clear glass wall. Then, with a low moan, the poor man slumped silently forward and even before my eyes he melted, first into a jelly and then into evil, odiferous slime running over the floor, but partly absorbed and held together by the clothing of what had once been the Abbe Rousseau.
As he died, the toad inside the bottle grew larger and assumed human shape. He turned around slowly in the bottle, and, in his turning, looked at each of the Brethren and after that look they stood still, unable to move, and over the face of each dropped the hideous mask of uttermost despair. Now the man in the bottle looked at me. Well, id him look all he wanted to! I was holding fast to my cross and I knew the power of the cork to hold him inside his crystal prison. If his glare became too powerful I could shut my eyes; at least I thought I could.
But those eyes did not try to harm me They seemed kindly and gentle. Then the man raised his arms in the air three times and his lips made three definite and magical movements. Interested and amazed I recalled that appeal for help, having learned it in Araby when I was raised from the grave by the lion's grip, the Lion of the House of Judah. What could the man mean by giving me this sign? Was it a coincidence? An accident? Or was he indeed a frater of mine?
Of course I knew what he wanted, so I pulled out the cork.
He passed through the neck of the bottle and jumped to the floor, a small man dressed in black velvet, with glistening hair aid a most pleasing smile, which in some way warmed my heart and removed much of my apprehension.
He paid no attention to me but passed slowly in front of the toad-faced Brethren and as he passed they moaned in anguish and, falling on their faces before him, tried to kiss his feet. It was this act of adoration that caused me to look at his feet; and, utterly astonished, I saw they were hoofed and hairy, like those of a goat.
Finally he passed all the Brethren and, turning, made a sign, at which their aiding was in all respects like that of the Abbe. They too turned to slime, naught being left on the floor save their clothing and the toad-juice oozing from it. Thai he came to where I was standing, braced against the wall to keep from falling, and he said merrily: "Well, Cecil, my good fellow and rare sib, how goes the evenings?"
"Pleasant enough," I replied, "with first one divertissement and then another. In fact, it has been profitable for me in many ways."
"Lad," he said kindly, gripping me by the shoulder, and in that grip was the warmth of human comradeship, "you showed rare discernment in releasing me from that bottle. Of course I could have broken it, but there was something about your face that pleasured me and I wanted to test you. I found that you also had been in the East, in Araby, and when I asked for help you gave it. These toad-men have worried me for years. I have tried to destroy than, for they hurt my cause, but never till tonight, and then only by outwitting them, could I gather them together in one room. There is only one left, and I do not think he will trouble me. I warrant that the Abbe was surprised. He had experimented and killed many a real toad, but, of course, I was not a toad, just had the appearance of one for the time being. Well, that is over with and I can go back to better and happier occupations. But you really did let me out, and, perhaps, the magic of the cork was stronger than l thought. So I will grant you three requests, my dear sib — ask or anything you desire.”
My heart was in my mouth but, nevertheless, I spoke up bravely.
"Give me the power to conquer all giants, robbers, knaves, salamanders, ogres, serpents, dragons and all evil things, male and female, on, beneath and above Earth wherever and wherever I come into conflict with them."
"That is a lot of power, but I will grant it."
"Then, in this castle I want a library, a very fine one. A very long time ago a woman wrote a book called
The man laughed. "l heard the Abbe tell yon about that book. Do you know that I was well acquainted with the girl who wrote it? In fact l put some of the facts contained in that book into her head. Well, I will give you the library and the book. Have you no desire for temporal power?"
"Yes. This castle we are in, though part ruins, was once the home of my family, the Hubelaires. I would like to have it restored to its former grandeur and to live in it as the Overlord of Cornwall."
"That is a simple matter lo arrange, a mere bagatelle." Then he opened his closed hand and in the palm lay a golden key strung on a black silk cord. This he suspended around my neck, saying, "This is the sign patent of your authority. Always remember the words on it:
THEY WHO HOLD THE GOLDEN KEY
SHALL EVER LORDS OF CORNWALL BE.
Guard it well if you wish to remain Overlord. Now I really must be on my way. I wish you a long life and a merry one." Immediately he vanished, amid the hooting of owls.
All around me stirred new life in stone and plaster. I walked slowly through the long halls, now clean of the dust of centuries. Finally I came to the banquet hall, where men-at-arms awaited my command and little pages ran to ask me my desires.
Walking slowly, as in a dream, I mounted the winding stairway and climbed to the topmost tower. There I met a sturdy warrior, standing watch over the safety of the castle. It was a beautiful night, starlighted and with a full moon. Far down the winding road came the blare of trumpets and the pleasant music of horses hooves on the hard clay and the ringing clash of sword against armor at each step of a charger. Now and then, mingled with the noise of many men, came the peal of women's laughter.
"What means this cavalcade advancing toward the castle?" I gruffly asked the warrior.
"These be the great men of Cornwall, with their ladies and knights and all their men-at-arms, who ward their way through the night to bid you welcome to Cornwall and humbly acknowledge you as their Overlord," he replied, smiling.
"That is as it should be," I made answer. "Go and command that all be prepared against their coming. And, when they arrive, bid the nobles to come to me. They will find me in the library."
6. The Tailed Man Of Cornwall
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For several days I was more than busy receiving the great men of Cornwall, who, driven by some mysterious urge which no one fully comprehended but myself had thronged to the castle to acknowledge me as their Overlord. The statements they made to me concerning my fitness for this position were most flattering, yet, at the same lime, as I heard their petitions to have this or that giant killed and one or another of the land's enemies driven out or destroyed, I felt there was certainly a large amount of work connected with my new position of authority. Still, I told all of them that just as soon as I could I would attend to all these minor adventures, because if I was to be Overlord of Cornwall I wanted that land to be peaceful, quiet, and safe. They were delighted with my promises and departed thoroughly convinced of my power to do all they had asked of me. Of course, there was no doubt in my mind as to my ability to perform any great act of chivalry that fell to my lot, for I was certain of my cleverness in fighting against any evil man or animal, even without help; but at the same time it was pleasing to know that in any I would the pie conflict have assistance of the little man I had rescued from the glass bottle on the occasion of the Battle of the Toads
Finally it seemed all my nobles had departed from the castle, a gave me great pleasure, for so far I had used my library only as a consultation room and had found no time to do more than glance at the shelves of bound manuscripts. To my great interest I found on a low table on one side of the room a most peculiar ebony box on the top of which was inlaid the letter H. I carried this over to the central table and opened it. Inside was a book of blank vellum pages elegantly bound in leather, along with a large pot of black ink and a number of goose quill pens. These gave me an inspiration. For some years I had longed to write a history of my life, feeling certain that if I lived long enough I would have many interesting tales to place in proper order and thus give future Hubelaires an accurate account of the adventures of one of their great men. Now I had vellum, ink and quills and, since there seemed nothing imperative to stop me, I decided to start my narrative. But first I placed in the back of this book the chart given to me by my uncle showing the location of our family treasures not wishing it to be lost and yet not wishing to have the search interfere with my writing.
Unwilling to be disturbed, I sent a page for my seneschal, Aethelstan. He was an old man but very capable and had cared for my guests in a most efficient manner.
"How go the affairs of the castle this morning?" I asked. "I have had no visitors, so I judge the nobles have all departed. This pleases me, for I long to be at peace and divert myself with literary work that, for some time, has demanded attention."
"There still remains one of your guests, my Lord," he replied. "He is Lord FitzHugh, last of a very ancient and honorable Cornwall family. Usually he has a pleasing personality, but since coming here with the other nobles he has been in a dour humor. During all the days he has eaten your meat he has never smiled. The gossips say he had ambitions — wanted to become the Overlord and, of course, since your coming to Cornwall that has been impossible."
"Strange," I mused. "He has not asked to see me."
"That may be for the best. He may be looking to slip a dagger into you."
"I hope not. Such a stroke would deprive me of much future pleasure and prevent me from doing all I wish for the welfare of my country." At the same time I stroked the Golden Key and determined to keep it always on me. My friend had promised that I would become Overlord, but had not said for how long.
"Send the Lord to me," I commanded. "It would be best to talk matters over with him. Suggest to him that it would be best to come without a dagger, for I have magical powers he wots not of.”
FitzHugh came to the library, and there was no doubt that he was far from happy. But I found that I had completely misjudged the poor fellow. He was not worrying about his loss of power, but about the loss of something far more precious to him, his lair lady love.
He was evidently fond of the finer things in life and, in the peace of my library, in front of the fire, he lost no time at all in unburdening himself and telling me of his great sorrow.
"I am a man of Cornwall," he began. "My family have always lived in Cornwall. Perhaps I would have been wiser had I never left it; but, like many young knights, I had to go adventuring. Fate took me to Ireland, and Boy Cupid introduced me to Queen Broda. When we met, doves flew over us and a sparrow lighted on her golden chariot. It was love at first sight, but the sad hap was she did know I was from Cornwall. She rules mightily over a large of Ireland, and there her word is law, but she loved me and the fact I was poor made little difference in the sweetness of her kisses. We were ready to marry, but when she found that I was a Cornwall man, she simply told me that she would never marry me, even if I was last man on earth.”
"That was a very positive statement," I suggested.
"It was, and there is no doubt she meant it. Then I came home, and since then it has made little difference to me whether I was ever to be Overlord or even whether I was alive or dead. For, to be happy, I must have Broda for wife, and for her to be happy she must have me for her lover, and yet she says it can never be simply because I am a man of Cornwall."
"Tis a sad tale," I agreed, "and I suppose you want my help?"
"That is why I lingered."
"Did she give any reason for her cruel refusal of your love?"
"That in very truth she did. She said that all Cornwall men have tails of braggadocio and other tails, the very thought of which filled her with fear."
"Do you mean that she believed you to be a tailed man?"
"Yes. That is what she said."
"Of course she must have some reason for such an idea."
"She certainly must."
"Naturally, if she really thought so, we cannot blame her for not wishing to marry you. Under the circumstances the lady showed rare judgement and a very fine discrimination. But why did you not show her she was wrong?"
"I tried to in every way I could but in the argument she said twenty words to my one, which is a way women have of winning an argument I told her that I was as tailess as any of her Irishmen, hut she simply cried and said she could not trust me and how would she led after we were married and she could not undo it, to find that I had lied to her. I told her that I was a true man and spoke the truth, and she retorted that thus had all men spoken to women since the days of Knight Aeneas and Lady Dido and none were to be trusted, especially one with a tail."
"Oh, these women! These women!" I sadly remarked, shaking my head.
"Have you ever been in love?" he asked dolefully.
"No. I have had so many more important adventures to accomplish that there has been neither time nor inclination to fiddle-faddle and waste my time over such a frail, inconsequential part of life as women."
"Then you don't know anything about them. Ever try to argue with a mad woman?"
"Positively no. When I was in Araby a very wise man gave me this sage bit of philosophy: ’He who argues with a woman is a fool and he who tries to argue with an angry woman is a damned fool.' So I leave them alone except when they become too dangerous, and then I simply kill them."
"I thought you could help me," he sighed, "but I would not want you to kill her. Then I would have to kill myself, and our spirits would wander by die water of Lethe, seeing each other every day, yet unable to realize that we ever knew each other."
"Cheer up." I said; "I may be able to help you. I think I will send for this haughty queen and explain a few things to her. Can I tell her positively that you have no tail?"
"That is something you will have to decide for yourself," was all the satisfaction FitzHugh would give me.
"I think you ought to be candid with me," I cautioned him, shrugging my shoulders. "I am Overlord of a country which I hope some day will be a great realm. One of the foundations of my land will be honesty and fair dealings with our neighbors. Thus we may hope to escape devastating wars. Suppose, on my word of honor as a true Overlord, I tell this lady that you have no tail, and on the strength of ray say-so she marries you and then she finds that I told her wrong? Think how she would feel! She probably would cut off both your head and your tail and come to Cornwall to revenge herself on me. So it is very important that I know certainly about this problem."
"You will simply have to make up your mind, form your own opinion." He was so stubborn that I was on the point of telling him to be gone but, on learning that he lived only a few hours ride from my castle, I suggested that I ride with him and spend a few days in his company. This seemed to cheer him, and he at once urged me to do so. He told me his mother was a fine old dame and had lovely roses and a complete herb garden where she raised simples for the healing of their folk.
In fact, I was greatly pleased with Dame FitzHugh, she was a very pleasant lady, quite witty and at the same time remarkably learned. Though greatly distressed over the unhappiness of her son, she spared no effort to make my short visit a pleasant one and we had several very interesting and profitable conversations in the privacy of her rose garden. Then I left them, promising that I would do what I could as soon as I could and assuring them that I was certain everything would turn out in a most happy manner to the great satisfaction of FitzHugh.
It was a fortunate happening that I returned to the Hubelaire castle when I did. While the nobles of Cornwall were perfectly willing for me to be their Overlord, the men of Wales had some different ideas. In fact, they had a candidate of their own. Ambassadors were waiting for me who said that unless I left the country at once they would secure the help of Queen Broda, who hated Cornwall more than she hated Hell, and they would come over my land and replace all the dead Cornwall men with first-class Welshmen.
I consulted with several of my mightiest knights. It was their opinion that if the Welshmen came by themselves it would be an even fight, but if the Irish became their allies it would be hard to overcome them. They were certain that all of Cornwall would be loyal to me, but there was no doubt they were afraid of this Irish queen. Of course the little man I had befriended had kept his promise and made me Overlord but, after all, he had made no definite promise as to how long I was to retain that honor and, thus far, I had had no opportunity to test the efficacy of the magic words on the Golden Key. However, I decided to act bravely and told the Welsh ambassadors to hurry back to their own land and tell their King, Harold Dha, to mind his own affairs and stay out of Cornwall or I would work a magic on him that he would always remember.
I had a hard time enjoying the library that evening. Even the manuscript of E
The next day was stormy. So was the next day and on the third day frightened runners came and told of a large Irish array marching toward my castle; and soon after other runners told of a Welsh force within a day's march. Thus, before I could gather together my own nobles and their warriors the Hubelaire castle was almost surrounded, the Irish on one side and the Welsh on the other. It was safe enough with the drawbridge raised, but in a rather sorry situation for the Overlord of a great country.
Then to make the affair more complicated. Queen Broda asked for an interview with me. Her herald, a most interesting old man, said she plotted no treachery, but that, if I doubted her word, I could be accompanied by some hundred warriors. This was most complimentary, as I had less than thirty fighting men at that time in the castle. The herald said the queen preferred privacy and wished to meet me alone that night on the grassy green before the drawbridge. I told the herald I would be there and alone as the queen requested.
I spent the afternoon in moody silence in the library, trying to imagine what the lady wanted and what would satisfy her, but I finally give it up as something that was hopeless, as there seemed to be no telling what she wanted, and as far as I knew, no had ever satisfied a woman — at least he had not lived to boast of it.
So, to pass the time, I read of the temptations of Saint Anthony, and a most weary time he had of it, what with the desert dust and the lively women he did not yield to — at least he boasted that he did not yield. Suddenly, to my great surprise, two walked into the library: young FitzHugh and the unusual person who had by his mystical powers made me Overlord of Cornwall. My mysterious friend has dressed as a priest, but I had no difficulty recognizing him, especially when I looked at his feet
"Hail, my dear sib,” he said with a lilt in his voice, "and how do you like your new position of power?”
"In a way it is most satisfactory," I replied, “but with the Irish on one side of the castle and the Welsh on the other I feel somewhat like a squirrel in a cage. How did you and my loyal FitzHugh come here?"
"By a secret tunnel. We bring you news. The nobles of Cornwall have come to your aid. The entire country is in arms. Belvidere, Mallory, and Arthur have surrounded the Welsh King and are only waiting for your command to crush Harold Dha and his entire force. Now all you have to accomplish is to make your peace with Queen Broda and the Welsh must make peace or die."
"This is far better than I expected," I replied, "but it seems to that the hardest has been left to me, and my loyal Cornwall knights have only solved the Welsh while I am left to deal with a woman."
"Use your charm, Cecil," the priest advised.
After supper I donned my best and walked slowly over the drawbridge to the grassy spot in front of the castle.
Queen Broda sat silent in her den chariot was rather easy to look at and I certainly could not blame young FitzHugh for his infatuation. In fact I even considered the possibility of explaining to her that I from France and that things might come to a worse pass than uniting giving the Welsh a sound thrashing, followed at an appropriate moment by a marriage that would unite the kingdoms of Ireland and Cornwall. But there a determined glint in her eye and a pert way of holding her head that made feel it would be best for me if I could induce her FitzHugh on faith — I could do more with some other woman than I could with her— maybe FitzHugh could handle her better and more easily.
She did not wait for me even to introduce myself, but began, "Are you going to give me what I want?"
"Well, that depends. So far, I have not the least idea of what you desire. Now if you want me to help you fight the Welsh, I think we can come to an understanding."
"Don't be silly. I had another reason for coming to Cornwall than thrashing the Welsh, though I have every reason to hate them. Harold Dha was foolish enough to think I would marry him, and his offer was a deadly insult. I just want one thing, and that is the head of your Lord FitzHugh."
I raised my eyebrows slightly.
"Why Queen Broda! I am astonished. I thought you and the young man were friendly. It would be too bad to deprive him of his head, and he so young and wonderfully debonair. What can the poor fellow have done, that you treat him thus?"
"He courted me and when I promised to marry him, told me that he was of Cornwall."
"Well, what, of that? He had to be from somewhere, did he not?"
"Now, listen to me, Cecil, son of James and grandson of David, you who hold your place as Overlord by some chicanery that has caused endless talk in this part of the world. In my country we have elephants, cametunnus, metacollinarum, white and red lions. We have satyrs, pigmies and forty-ell giants, but we have no tailed men, and we most certainly are not going to have any, at least not as the husband of Queen Broda; so I have crossed the Irish Sea for the head of this man who has insulted me."
"Ireland," I replied, "must be a most interesting country. Have you ever heard of what we have in Cornwall? Have travelers told you of our Cyclopes, fauns, and centaurs; of our wild oxen, hyenas, and lamias; of our white merles, our crickets, and men with eyes before and behind? Just as soon as I can I intend to destroy all these evil monsters, and I really am surprised. Queen Broda — in fact I cannot understand at all- why it is you have allowed your fair land to be overrun by such trash as you tell of. Allow me to offer my services after I have cleansed Cornwall of its monstrosities. Did you know I have magical powers? How surprised were Gog and Magog when I conquered them, and Agit and Agimandi were absolutely dumbfounded when I bound them in chains and cast them into the Mare Nostrum. I have eaten of the plant Assidos, which protects the eater from evil spirits. I wear on my body the stone called Nudiosi, which prevents the sight from growing feeble and makes it possible for the wearer to see a great distance. For example, at this very moment, I can sec how this matter is going to end."
I could see that she was impressed, for she replied, "Just from looking ill yon, Lord Cecil, one would hardly believe you had all these powers; yet there must he something about you, because in no time at all you have assumed great authority here."
"Well, it is hard to tell about a man just by looking at him. But tell me one thing, what put this idea into your head about Lord FitzHugh having a tail?"
"He is a man of Cornwall and all men of that land are thus shaped. Are yon sure?"
"Certainly. You are not doubling my word, are you? You will not I all me a liar. It happened this way. Years ago a saintly priest visited Strode, one of your villages, determined to convert the people and have them accept the Christian way of life. The Cornwall men living in that place, wishing to put a mark of contumely on the godly man, did not scruple to cut the tail of the horse he was riding. For this profane and inhospitable act, they covered themselves with eternal reproach. Since then all the men of Cornwall have been born with tails and no such man shall ever sit by my side and help me rule Ireland. The only way I can ease my pride is to take his head back with me" — here the poor lady began to cry— "and he should have thought of that and how it would make me feel, before he did speak of love to me. How would it be for me to,e the mother of a poor little princess with a tail like an ape or a monkey?"
"That would not do at all," I replied in my most soothing way, and when I try to soothe the ladies I usually succeed. I remember very well how I completely changed the desire of a lady in Araby. At first she was minded to kill me, but by my power and a certain talisman I carried I compelled her to other ideas. So I soothingly said: "That would not do at all. But how would it be if, by my magic. I removed his tail? Suppose I made Lord FitzHugh like other men? Would you still demand his head?”
"Don’t be silly." she replied archly. "Of course I would rather marry him than kill him, but I had no thought such like could be done. You mean without a scar? And if there was a little baby, would she be all right? Just like any other little baby?"
"If I promise you everything will be all right, everything
"Promise me that it won't hurt hire much?"
"Not as much as cutting off his head. Of course he may moan a little, but he is quite a brave man and I am certain he will be glad to endure the pain for your sake. I suppose you are anxious to return to Ireland at once, a happily married woman. But you must promise me one thing: Since I am doing this feat of magic to restore your lover to you, I would appreciate it if you moved part of your army so they could aid my warriors and thus show this Welshman that further resistance is useless; this will help greatly to make this a bloodless war."
She promised, and further said that she would gladly join me at supper on the morrow. When I left her she was seated silent in her golden chariot, but there was a look of happiness and hope on her lovely face.
Back in the castle I gave orders to my seneschal to prepare a proper feast for the next evening, as I would have Queen Broda, King Harold Dha, four of any nobles, and another very important personage as my guests. I sent a messenger to the King requesting his attendance at this banquet and suggesting that he had best come unarmed and with only one knight to attend him. Then I returned to the library, where FitzHugh and the priest waited for me.
"What did she want?" asked the young Lord.
"A relatively simple request," I replied. "Either I will have to remove your tail or she will demand the right to remove your head. One or the other, or this wild Irish colleen of yours will join forces with the Welsh and wash Cornwall in blood. So off comes your tail."
"No one can take my tail off," he answered, surly and sad.
"And why not?"
"You know why," was all he would say.
Certainly in that mood he was no fit playmate for a girl like Queen Broda. I saw that I would have to be rather clever or they never would marry, and there they were, madly in love and grieving themselves sick over the matter.
In spite of may best efforts and the excellent food, the banquet was a rather dismal occasion. I lost no time in showing Harold Dha what I thought of his behavior.
"My very good neighbor," remarked so all could hear me, "I am deeply puzzled over your conduct. Why, if you wished to visit me and sign a treaty of everlasting friendship, was it necessary for you to bring an array with you?"
“You mistook my motives," he replied. "When I heard that Queen Broda intended to invade Cornwall it seemed only proper for me to come to your aid. I am certain you would do the same if the barbarians from the north invaded Wales."
“That was kindly and diplomatically said," I answered, bowing, "and I hope you will never forget the lessons you have learned on this visit. Now, after you have eaten I will ask you to sign this treaty I have prepared and then leave, taking a copy with you so you may refer to it in the future when your memory of these times falls you. It would be best for you to lead your army back to Wales, starting this very night. Both Cornish and Irish warriors will accompany you so your men will not lose their way in the dark forest. And now hail and farewell and get you gone, for I have very important duties to attend which do not require your presence."
After the banquet the three of us gathered in a dismal cell far down under the castle. It was a very unpleasant place, but it was very suitable for the terrific magic I contemplated. I had sent down some rattling chains, a brazier of charcoal and some incense which threw off a nauseating odor. I had a hound-dog tied in one corner and seven rats in a wire cage hanging from the wall. It all looked horrible enough, and even my blood chilled when the hound howled, which he did every time I looked up at the rats. I had a stool for the lady to sit upon but Fitz-Hugh and I stood. I began with the Lord’s Prayer in Latin, said backward, a trick I had learned in ray boyhood. Then I threw a dead mouse oil the burning coals, closed ray eyes and just muttered. Suddenly, with a howl that startled them all, even the dog, I jumped on poor FitzHugh and began to wrestle with him. Finally I shook him loose from me and had his tail in my hand. After showing it to the Queen, I with shaking hand threw it oil the charcoal, and as it burned it gave off a mighty offensive smell.
There was no doubt left in the mind of Queen Broda. The man of Cornwall had had a tail; by my magic I had taken the tail from him; now that he no longer had the tail she could marry him. She did not waste a moment but took the lad in her arms. She kissed him; he kissed her. I marveled that any two persons could spend so much energy in such osculations. Rather tired and slightly embarrassed at being a spectator to such amorous time-passing, I suggested that we return to the library.
There the priest waited for us. The young people talked matters over and arranged for their future. The Queen said she would never forget my kindness and that I need nevermore worry about the men of Wales. FitzHugh promised he would send me a golden chain to hold the Key to Cornwall, also some books he had which I would enjoy reading. So everything was lovely and that very night they were married by my priestly friend.
The next morning when they departed I went down the road a piece with them. Of course Lord FitzHugh was riding with his bride in her golden chariot. She was silent, but her sparkling eyes and dimpled cheeks did a lot of talking. Finally he stepped out of the chariot and came over to my horse to say good-bye.
“Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall and my very kind friend,” he said earnestly, "how did you know I did not have a tail?"
That was not hard to find out,” I replied, laughing. "When I had the opportunity, I asked your mother."
We looked over at the beautiful bride.
Queen Broda sat silent in her golden chariot. She was smiling happily.
7. No Other Man
While this is the seventh in the over-all series of Tales From Cornwall, it is the third of five dealing with Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall. It followed
Ever since I slew the dragon of Thorp’s Woods, the people of Cornwall thought all they need do in time of trouble was to come to me. For a while I tried to be considerate, thinking it was part of my duties as Overlord of Cornwall to kill serpents, hang robbers, destroy giants and, in every way, make the country a pleasant and safe place to live in. Unfortunately these high ideals left little leisure to devote to my reading and the writing of my autobiography. Often I was no sooner back from one adventure, comfortably clad in velvets and starting to write my book, than a fresh emergency made it necessary to put on my armor once again and sally forth to punish more brigands or sever the head of another slithering snake. In winter the harness and armor were so cold that only after some hours of riding did my gooseflesh subside and enable me to ride my charger with any comfort.
Finally, for some weeks, everything was quiet in Cornwall. If any dragons remained, they thought it best to hide in their secret caves. All the robbers had fled to Wales or Armorica.
The slain giants were rotting in their gore. As far as my sway extended, all was peaceful, and I felt I had earned a period of relaxation. Though it was early spring, it was still cold and the roads were deep in mire. My stallion was comfortable, kneedeep in straw and munching the best grain my peasants could raise. I had large logs in the fireplace, new cushions to sit on, a woolen shawl for my knees and another for my shoulders, and wine on the table. I kept writing the history of my life, which was rapidly being filled with weird and unusual adventures. Why should I worry about wrongs done in Wales or the lands of the Irish and Scots?
Then, after three weeks of comfort, two old folks came, bringing with them a long parchment, bearing the signature of Cadwyn, King of Wales. I had heard rumors that Harold had been poisoned but had paid them no heed since the Welsh were given to changing their kings, in one way or another, every few months. But the parchment with signature and seal had so impressed my seneschal that he had admitted the old man and woman bearing the parchment and even brought them to the door of the library. When I tossed the paper to one side, refused to see them, and ordered them fed and removed from the castle, they raised such a lamentation that I ordered them fed at once, which promised listen to their story.
They were cold and wet, so I placed them by the fire and requested them for the sake of good Saint Jerome, to fill up and get warm. Thus I gained an extra half-hour to write in my book and when I saw this much time had slipped down the narrow channel of the sand-glass, during which period I had written two pages, I was very much cheered and almost tempted to be civil to my plebeian visitors.
The story they, told was a familiar one. Their daughter had been stolen and they believed she was being held a prisoner in one of the mountain caves a dozen miles from their hut. What manner of man or beast had done this foul deed they knew not; there were strange tales about the horrific fiends who inhabited that particular mountain. They had been to see their king and he had asked his knights to rescue the maiden, but one and all refused to undertake the adventure. The king decided to tell me about the wrong done to these ancients and ask me to right it. As they became more excited, they raised their hands and cried that never was there such a lovely maiden as their daughter or one so pure, and why had the Saints permitted this terrible thing to happen to her?
Naturally I was sorry for them, but I was irritated, for it seemed to me that I was being imposed upon and that the knights of Wales ought to attend to their own giants and dragons; so, when they finally came to the end of their tale, I gruffly said: “Why come to me with your troubles? Any brave man can find your daughter and there must be many a valiant knight in your own land.”
At that they cried out that I was wrong, and the woman said over and over again, “No other man! No other man! No other man!” — which was all stupid nonsense, both foolish and far from the truth.
However, it all ended in my telling them to go to bed and sleep promising that on the morrow would return with them and I see what could be done concerning the rescue of their daughter, though I doubted that she was still alive. Sending them off to a good night’s rest, I ordered fresh logs put on the fire and some spiced beer warmed for my comfort and then started to read the adventures of a good knight named Hercules, who was either a better fighter or a better liar than I could ever hope to be. Finally, I sought the warmth of my featherbed and, disturbed in mind, waited for what the morrow might bring.
The next day, in a drizzle of rain, we started for some town in Wales, the proper sounding of whose name never I did learn. The old dame and her man rode slowly ahead on two sorry pads, while I rode behind them on my favorite stallion.
The woolens and leather I wore under my armor had been well warmed and greased ere I donned them, but the day was chill and in no time at all I became depressed by the cold of my armor. I tried to pass the time reciting Latin verbs, which made the old folks shiver and cross themselves, for they thought my mutterings to be imprecations and incantations against the power of the Evil One. Now and then my stallion reared in the air and neighed, perhaps for his warm stall and hearty meals of grain or perhaps for some other reason, but I promptly forced him down to earth on all fours.
So we rode for the space of five days. At night we slept where we could and by day we rode and suffered from the cold rains. I had gold with me and could pay for the best, but even the best was sorry worst, and ever and again I sighed for my velvets, fire, good beer and fascinating manuscripts. Even the memory of
The news of our arrival spread through the little town and all the simple folk flocked to see the giant-killer, and whether they were disappointed by my looks, I wot not; at least they made no unfavorable comments. However, since I had come all this long five-days journey to accomplish another wonderful feat of chivalry, I was pleased to talk to these humble folks, for I wished to learn all there was to be known about the land, and the special variety of monsters it harbored, and just how this maiden had been taken, and what manner of fiend had done the deed, for I had found such preliminary investigation to be of the greatest value in winning victory over the Powers of Darkness. Also I was glad to have some of the kindly peasants carefully dry and oil my armor and rub over my muscles a special, sacred oil brought from the Holy Land, being from the body of a great saint who had been boiled alive; this oil was very comforting in both a physical and a religious sense.
All of the men told a different tale about the monster. None had actually seen it, but all agreed it was a twenty-ell serpent, had the shape of a great unicorn, a headless man with eyes in his belly, a bull with the head of a man, a real dragon who had wandered to Wales from Tartary or a three-headed giant. All stated that it was very horrible and could easily kill, simply by blowing a flame of fire on the unfortunate victim’s face. The usual weapons were powerless. Steel could not cut, lance could not pierce, mace could not crush. The more they talked, the more peculiar I felt and the more clearly I saw why the knights of Wales were too busy to take any part in the rescue of this maiden, irrespective of her beauty and the customary reward. It was really a very awkward situation.
They all seemed very happy over my arrival and said again and again that if human man could kill this monster, the giant-killer from Cornwall could. I assured them that I was confident I could find the maiden and rid their land of this foul animal, be it man, beast, or demon. At that, a very old man knelt before me and with humble thanks said that he would give me fifty gold crowns if I did so, as he was betrothed to the maiden, having purchased her from her father and that the wedding would have been consummated ere now had the fiend from the mountain not taken her.
I looked at the old man, his withered face, shrunken frame and scanty white hair. The more I saw of him the less I liked him, and I thought to myself that perhaps the maiden was better off in the mountains than in his house. In fact, I suddenly grew sick of the entire adventure and demanded that I be escorted to my room and left to sleep till the morrow. They did as I commanded, and I spent a restless night tossing on a couch of corn shucks, sorely missing my warm featherbed.
The next morning all the townspeople gathered to see me put on my armor, and after that had been done I drank a quart of beer — moodily, for it was poor stuff. Then, sad of heart, I mounted my horse and rode toward the mountain. A priest strode ahead of me, singing a prayer; the old man and woman walked on either side of my horse, while the old lover hobbled behind me, urging me to guard myself well and saying repeatedly that he surely would give me the promised fifty crowns.
The old woman kept muttering, “No other man would do it.
“Would be such a fool,” I added in a whisper. “No other man. Many of the men I have read of, such as Launcelot, Bevin, or Ulysses would have been glad to adventure thus; but only I, who have cleared my own country of such monsters, would be fool enough to do such dirty work for the cowardly men of Wales.”
The old husband, the priest and the senile lover took up the chant, “No other man would do it. No other man!” Finally we came to the edge of the wood and within a mile of the mountain, where they paused, saying they dare not go further with me, but would return home and wait, praying for my safe return.
The trees were so close together that I could not ride my charger, so I dismounted, tied him to a tree and then looked into the woods. It was dark and feyish, yet through the trees came glittering, glistening shafts of golden sunshine, and far away, I heard a thrush sing and a squirrel chatter in the treetops. Then I knew that I was in the Enchanted Forest, for here was springtime and pleasant weather. It being warm, I took a new view of the situation and I decided that I could not fight well with all my armor on; so, back to the horse and there I made myself comfortable, and, when I next wended into the woods, I was clothed in woolens only. My great sword was over my back, my shield was on one arm, a dagger in my belt and a lovely woods-flower in my right hand.
Thus, on to the rocks, and, nearing them, I heard the sound of singing, and the song was about love and roses and ladies’ tresses. I marveled at this and knew it was weird legerdemain. Further on I wandered, and suddenly I came upon the singer, whereat I was greatly frightened. For I knew now that I was in the midst of a great mystery and a most powerful magic. This evil beast who had stolen the poor girl from her parents, by his cunning and in preparation for my arrival, changed his ugly body into that of a lovely damsel, and was waiting to deceive me and, when I was unaware, to kill me with his poison and his mighty power.
I knew that it was useless to cut such a being with a sword or pierce it with a dagger, his body being so much thin air. In such a conflict, weapons of ordinary use were powerless. So I slowly discarded my shield, sword and dagger and, holding the woods-flower in my outstretched hand, I closed for the conflict.
“Though you are a mystic magician, “I cried, “I command you to give me the poor little girl you stole from her parents on Ash Wednesday. Give her to me, and if she is safe I will not harm you; but if you persist, I will match my magic against yours and overcome you.”
“Who are you?” demanded the demon. “Why are you here?”
I could tell from the way he questioned me that he was much impressed by my threat.
“I am Cecil Hubelaire, son of James, and grandson of David, and Raymond the Golden was my distant ancester. Latterly I have become Overlord of Cornwall. You may be interested to know that I killed the dragon of Thorp’s Woods and destroyed seven slithering, shimmering snakes in Ireland which Saint Patrick failed to kill, so that I finished the task he began. Alone and unaided, I made an ending of five Moors who threatened the reputation of a fair Spanish lady, after which she rewarded me in a manner that was most pleasing to each of us. In my land of Cornwall I caught twenty-three bandits, and hanged them as a warning to all evildoers.”
I paused to watch the effect of all this. There was no doubt that the fiend was considerably disturbed, so I continued. “In this country a poor girl — who, by the way, was to marry a very rich man — was ravished from her parents. They appealed to the King of Wales and he pleaded with his knights to rescue her, but all refused, claiming they were too busy. The king sent a very urgent letter to me, and for five days I rode over the worst possible roads to perform this great adventure. It would be better if you submit quietly and allow me to restore the maiden to her parents and future husband. If you refuse, I shall needs fight and will surely overcome you, irrespective of what shape you may assume.”
At this the monster started to cry. “I will never go back and marry that miserable old man. It would be better for me to die!” It was easily apparent that this was only part of the deception the horrific monster was trying to impose upon me; so I grew stern.
“She must go back,” I cried harshly, and, twirling the woods-flower in my hand to distract his attention, I advanced on him, for it was my purpose to spring forward suddenly, take him by the throat and choke him to death before he had a chance to change his form from that of a beautiful woman to his usual dragon shape or that of a six-legged scorpion.
The monster looked at me. The eyes he had assumed were blue, the face fair and smooth as a rose petal, and his mouth was a lovely red bow. It was easily seen that the body he had taken as disguise was fair, for the silken robe clung seductively to curves worthy of Aphrodite. Suddenly he cried out loudly. “No other man,” he sobbed, “would make me go back and marry that horrible old lecher!” But by that time I leaped forward and was crushing him in my arms.
Some days later I came out of the dark forest. My poor charger, having eaten all the grass within his reach, had broken loose but, true to his master, had remained near the armor. Slowly I put on the heavy pieces and, mounted the faithful animal, prepared to return to the town. So I rode away from the mountain — with the damsel in front of me.
To my surprise I was met by a great concourse of armed men. It seems that King Cadwyn, hearing that I had gone into the mountains on a desperate adventure, had gathered his knights and come to my rescue. Had I not presented myself that day, they would have searched for my bones to give them Christian burial. My sudden appearance made such a search unnecessary; so there was nothing to do but make merry over my safe return from so great a derring-do and allow feasting to replace the proposed solemn masses for my soul.
At the banquet table I requested that the damsel sit beside me, saying that there were very impressive reasons why this should be so. Then came feasting and talking, the Welsh being very brave at both such sports. King Cadwyn told how proud they all were to have the Overlord of Cornwall take part in such a glorious and valorous undertaking; the girl’s father stammered his joy and thanksgiving for her safe return; the aged gallant handed me a silken bag holding the fifty crowns he had promised me as a reward. Then he begged the monarch that the wedding take place while all the nobility of Wales were there, and promised to give fine presents to each guest.
But I rose from my seat and said, “I cannot let this man die!”
“What do you mean?” asked the King.
“To explain,” I replied, “will be a pleasure, though I cannot do so without telling of my overcoming this great Welsh monster in his mountain cave. If, in the telling, at times I seem boastful, you will pardon my pride; for, in truth, the feat was a great deed and well done. I do not wish to relate all the details, for they, in part, are so terrible that the women, listening, would swoon from fright. I will simply explain why it is impossible for this worthy man to marry the damsel, because he is a good man and I do not want him to die. dark woods heard horrible hissing and
“When I entered the I a knew by the terrifying sound that the monster was trying to frighten me. Leaving my horse, I advanced cautiously. As the woods grew darker, I saw flashes of lightning and knew that the eyes of the dragon emitted these flames. Finally I was near enough to see the creature, and you may judge of my amazement when I tell you that it was a worm, many ells long, but instead of feet like a millipede it had arms and hands, and each hand grasped a weapon, sharp as a dagger and poisoned with deadly dragon’s doom. He had three heads, and I may remark here that a three-headed monster is not new to me, I having killed several of them in Gorkiland; but only one head of this monster had a face; the other two being smooth of features, save for mouths that dripped blood and spittal. It showed no signs of fear but rushed at me, and for over an hour I had need of all my skill in defending myself from its weapons. I used, as is my wont in such battles, my two-handed sword and finally succeeded in cutting off one of the heads. The monster howled dismally and ran into its cave.
“I rushed after it and was not surprised to find that its home was a large cavern well lighted by the baleful glare from the monster’s eyes. The headless stump oozed a white blood which shone on the floor of the cave. The fighting was now most terrible and difficult, because I was constantly stumbling over the bones of maidens he had previously ravaged and devoured. After a long and bitter struggle I snipped off another head, and now the monster retreated into a smaller cave. Chained to the wall of this cavern was the poor little girl who had been stolen from her parents and would have been destroyed, body and soul, at the next full moon, had I not come when, in desperation, your brave King sent for me.
“The dragon now assumed the shape of an old magician and, breathing harshly, asked me to leave in peace, offering to share the beauty of the maiden with me if I did as he requested. Naturally, I scorned such a dastardly suggestion and, calling on him to defend himself, rushed on him with dagger in hand. Seeing that he was doomed by the power of my magic, he metamorphosed himself into a bubble of air and vanished down the maiden’s throat.
“I have brought her back, but the monster is still within her, waiting for a chance to issue forth and destroy all you good people of Wales. If she marries this man, the monster will sally forth on the bridal night and tear the poor bridegroom to pieces. If she remains here, the whole village is in danger. The world is safe only as long as the demon realizes that I am close at hand to strangle him at his first appearance.”
The audience shivered and seemed stunned by my tale.
“What are your plans?” the king asked, pale and shaken. “And why should you undergo such a risk to save the life of one man or all the simple folk of this village?”
“I propose to take this unfortunate damsel with me to Cornwall. During the journey I shall watch her closely. If the monster comes out of her, I will at once kill him and return her to her parents and her betrothed. If the fiend still sulks in her midgut by the time I reach Cornwall, I shall give her rare medicine I know of and thus, gradually, the fiend will die. I am a lone man, without wife or children, and it is better for me to take this great risk than to have all these good people die in one night of slaughter, horrible even to imagine. I know a lot about such demons and their course of action, and thus it is better for me to keep the damsel near me till he is utterly destroyed.”
“Oh, kind sir!” cried the mother. “How can we thank you? You are too good to us. No other man would have done all these wondrous things just for strangers. I will feel so safe with my daughter in your care!”
And the aged one came to me on his knees and humbly handed me a gold chain and thanked me for saving him from a horrible tearing at the hands of this deformed beast from Hell.
It was now late in the afternoon, yet, as the day was warm, I insisted that I depart at once for Cornwall; so I mounted my charger with the damsel pillioned before me. Tied to the back of my saddle was a bundle of presents — jewels and fine silken goods-from the king and his knights. I wore all my armor save my helmet, which had tied to the saddle, and in its place I wore my helmet, I a little velvet cap.
We said kind farewells to all of these Welsh people.
King Cadwyn rode down the narrow path beside me.
“Art sure, dear sibling,” he asked, as he turned to leave me, “art sure the damsel hath a devil in her?”
“Certainly,” I replied very seriously.
“Then she be a true woman,” he answered, “for all women I have ever known are thus inhabited.”
With this he winked at me, and trotted back to where his knights awaited him.
Ruth and I fared on through the summer afternoon. More and more, as the sun lowered in the kindly sky, she leaned heavily against me; and now and then she sighed as she looked at me with those deep blue eyes and asked, “Dost see aught of the monster peering from my mouth?”
“Nay,” I replied, holding her closer so that she be not frightened.
“Yet I fear me that it cometh out. Drive it back, my heart!” and so I did with kisses.
How stubborn that devil was! How hard to drive back!
Finally she gasped. “No other man,” she whispered, “would have done it as you did.”
“
And once again I drove the devil back from her mouth.
8. The Bride Well
As Paul Spencer pointed out in our last issue, DAVID H. KELLER was a staunch admirer of the works of James Branch Cabell, and while there is a touch of Cabell in all of the Tales From Cornwall, it comes out most clearly in the Cecil, Overlord sequences, of which this is the fourth.
It was not till we had arrived within the boundaries of my beloved Cornwall that I realized my appearing before my subjects with a Welsh lady might not be either understood or accepted by those sturdy knights who had been so faithful during the early months of my reign. It was all well enough to rescue the so lovely Ruth and even spend long minutes driving the devil back into her body with long, lingering kisses; but to brazenly bring the same lady back to my domains might cause political disturbances of a direst nature. Yet, at the same time, there was Ruth, on the horse in front of me; and, from certain clinging habits she had spontaneously developed, I had every reason to believe she intended to remain within the curve of my left arm, waist-bound, for the rest of her life.
“I am Overlord of Cornwall,” at last I made bold to say, “and much of my support comes from nobles with marriageable daughters. As long as I remain a bachelor, these nobles will remain my friends, but if they saw you and found you were from Wales, jealous dissensions would at once arise. So we shall stop at the next chapman’s and buy masculine apparel for you, and you can go to my castle as a page.”
“Shall I be your page,” Ruth asked.
“Oh, I presume so. At least I will have no other, and you can run my errands for me, and bind on my armor when I go giant-hunting.”
“That will be nice. I think I shall look well in boy’s clothes.
I used to wear them when I was much younger. Will you give me a boy’s name?”
We talked it over and decided to call her Percy. Later in the day we met an itinerant who was selling clothing to those who could buy, and I made a shrewd trade with him, so when Ruth came from behind the bushes she looked like a young lad, not yet shaven. The peddler took her clothes and some silver and left us.
After that I made Ruth ride behind me, and, if there was any holding to do, she could do it. All that day and one more day we rode, and at night we arrived at my castle. Giving orders that my faithful charger be well fed and bedded, and that the treasures I brought with me be safely secured behind lock and bar, I trudged wearily to my rooms to remove the iron and leather harness that seemed so necessary for a ruler to wear when out on the lonely roads of his country. I bethought me of King Arthur, who made his land so safe that a golden bracelet hung on a thorn bush for three years without being disturbed while it waited for its rightful owner. That was the kind of country I wanted Cornwall to be, some day.
Percy came after me into the privacy of my rooms, and ere I was aware, started to take off my armor and cleverly found sweet oil to rub me with and then helped me put on my silks and soft velvets. Before I realized it, I was in comfort before the fire, and she holding out to me a horn of spiced ale, which it seems she had ordered for my pleasure on her way up the stone stairs.
After that came some pleasant days in the library. Ruth could not read, but she had a willingness to learn. Her frank statement that I knew more than she did was decidedly refreshing to my masculine pride. In my astonishing adventures in the Apurimac Valley, the Blessed Islands, Cabel and Dahomey, I had met many women, but never one who willingly acknowledged my intellectual supremacy. The simple child seemed anxious to learn, so I permitted her to look through my books and I read to her some pages of my personal history, and after many hours I was pleased to find that she had learned to read, though still showing a preference for picture books. Of course she wore her boy’s clothing and I was very careful to call her Percy, but occasionally, when we were alone, I graciously gave her osculatory treatment for the devil I had forced to enter her.
It was all very lovely and might have continued for an eternity of pleasant evenings, at least for several months, had it not been for an unexpected and slightly embarrassing visit from several of my mightiest nobles. There were only three of them, but they were so powerful in the affairs of Cornwall that they might as well have been thirty or three hundred. I received them in the library, first telling Percy to begone and stay begone till she knew they were safely out of the castle. To help the page pass the time while away from me, I gave her a book wherefrom she could learn her letters and thus improve her ability to read.
Before the fire the good knights, Belvidere, Arthur and Mallory, sat warming their shins and drinking my wine, the while looking at each other and then sidewise at me as though uncertain as to who should begin the conversation or as to the effect it would have on their Overlord. At last Mallory coughed and began to tell me what was on their minds.
“You must be willing to acknowledge, Cecil, son of James and grandson of David, and even back to the son of Raymond, that your arrival in our country and becoming Overlord has been a matter of deep mystery to us all.”
“There is no doubt that it was most unusual,” I replied.
“We admit that we needed a strong man as ruler. There were robbers, giants and demons within the realm and many strong and jealous countries around us, anxious for our downfall. You arrived at an opportune time, and thanks to your ability as a giant-killer and politician you have given Cornwall a sense of security that, before your advent, it strangely lacked.”
“My record speaks for itself,” I almost boasted. “Five robber gangs dispersed and from these over a hundred killed in battle or hung to dead limbs to warn all evil-doers against acting thus in my confines. Three giants, seven deadly serpents, one dragon and a number of salamanders and ogres have been sent to Limbo. Thanks to my magical powers, Queen Broda, of Ireland married our Lord Figzhugh and now that country is very friendly to us. Wales does not dare to attack us. In fact, only a short time ago, I adventured there and rid their land of a most horrific curse, following which remarkable feat of valorous knighthood King Conwyn gave me many jewels and other presents of great value. I am going to sell some of these, buy food and give it to my folk against the cold of next winter. Thus there is no doubt, at least in my mind, that Cornwall hath profited by my taking charge of the affairs of state.”
Belvidere swore a mighty oath; “By the bones of the eleven thousand and one virgins of Cologne, no one can dispute the truth of all you say, and, speaking for us three, and we represent the country, I am sure that we value your services as Overlord, though your bookish ways are beyond us—.”
“Ah” I interrupted, “but you have not seen all my books. Now I am sure that if you looked through my copy of
“That may be, but we are not monks. None of us understands the art of reading.”
“You do not have to read. The book of
“That would be different. But to go on where your Worship broke into my argument. We like you and appreciate your clever manner of ruling the country; but what would happen to us should you die of the Black Plague? You have, as far as we know, neither kith nor kin, and, being unmarried, no children to make your dynasty secure. That is why we came here. To urge your marriage.”
I lost no time in making answer.
“This new problem my lords. know owe is no to me, I I it to my country to marry and beget children, sturdy sons to help carry the burden and beautiful daughters to make fortunate alliances. But how can I marry? I am wise but not wise enough to select a wife from the beautiful virgins of Cornwall. I met Eleanor, daughter of Sir Belvidere and lost my heart to her, but the next day Sir Arthur rode by with his daughter Helen, and I realized that she is blonde, whereas Eleanor is brunette. Then the same week chance led me to the home of Sir Mallory, and his daughter Guinevere graced the banquet table. Tell me, my lords, with three such beauties to choose from, how can a man decide? If I marry Eleanor how can I keep the mystical beauties of the other two charmers from haunting my dreams? Shall I take Helen and offend the fathers of Guinevere and Eleanor? That is why I remain a bachelor. Am I right? Only by remaining single can I keep my beloved knights at peace and those darling girls with at least some degree of hope, for as long as I am single I am the rightful property of any woman artful enough to win me.”
Sir Arthur smiled; “Very clever. That speech is on a par with your general performance since dropping into our country from nowhere. We know how you feel. You want to be fair with all of us; but at the same time you must marry. I hear that you are a worker of magic; that by your daemonical powers you became Overlord and later secured the friendship of Ireland by removing the tail from our friend FitzHugh so he could marry Queen Broda. We are asking you to use this magic in selecting a bride. To the west of this castle, centering a fairy ring in the dark forest, is a bride well. A single man, looking into that well, sees the face of his future wife. We will gather there, the Cornwall nobles and their eligible daughters. You will look into the well, compare the picture you see there with the lovely damsels, and announce your decision. It is an ancient custom, and, as we know you are honest, will provide a satisfactory answer to our dilemma. For many hundreds of years our Overlords have thus selected their women. So the next night of the full moon we will gather there and you will provide a priest, and the selection and marriage will be the work of but a few minutes. Are you satisfied with the plan?”
“It is perfect,” I replied. “It has all of the elements of white magic of the finest sort.”
“Then,” said Arthur, “Belvidere and I will be riding through the night. I understand Mallory will remain. He hath a shrew for wife, and the poor lad lets no opportunity slip to remain a night away from her, especially when he hath a leman with him.” So saying he slapped Sir Mallory on the back and laughed heartily at his discomforture, and he and Sir Belvidere went out into the night.
“Tis an odd way of selecting a queen,” I remarked.
“So it is,” agreed the grizzled old knight, “but hath no more gamble to it than any other way. Hundreds of years ago, ’tis said, the nobility gathered to see the selection of the bride, and, when the Overlord looked into the well he saw, instead of a reflection of a woman, a real one named Melusina, daughter of a Armorican fey called Pressina, and she, coming out of the well, demanded she become the Queen, and none could gainsay her right. They married, and, her clothing off, the poor Overlord found she was half woman and half snake. It was great a scandal and created new styles in clothes and pantofles. Many women claimed to be deformed just to be in style.”
“Horrible! But how came she in the well?”
“No doubt placed herself there so she could marry the Overlord. Ha, ha! It would be too bad for that old tale to spread over Cornwall just now. A dozen wells would not hold the lovely women who covet you,” and the old rogue poked me in my royal ribs as he drank another horn of ale. At last I had him escorted to his room, there to be cared for by his leman.
As soon as he left I called for Percy. I wanted to know where my copy of
“How can you ever hope to become learned when you spend time looking at such pictures instead of devoting yourself to reading?” I scolded her.
“I do not want to be learned,” she sulked.
“What do you want? Have you no desire to improve your condition in life?” I demanded.
Tears were her only answer, so I cuffed her on the ear and bade her begone for the night. It would be one week before the night of the full moon. If I was going to have a wife, then the best place for Percy or Ruth, or whatever his or her name was, would be back in Wales. So the next morning I had a pony packed with silken gowns and jewels and had her placed on an ambling pad in charge of two of my most trusted men-at-arms, and sent her on her way.
“Go back and marry your old miser,” I said roughly, “and be an honest woman and the mother of children and cease your nonsense and your odd ways.”
“I don’t think you want me any more,” she said very seriously, and the way she looked at me and pursed her lips made me regret what I had done.
“It is not that,” I said in self-defense, “but as the Overlord of a great country I must marry and start a dynasty; so on your way, and occasionally think kindly of me, Ruth.”
So off she went back to Wales, and I thought myself well rid of a dangerous situation; for now that I was to marry and settle down, there was only one way for me to live and that was as an example to my people, a model of faithfulness and sobriety.
I sent for my seneschal. “Have all in readiness for many guests,” I commanded.
“That I will do gladly, since I am pleased to know you are to marry, Lord Cecil,” he replied. “Already I have men at work preparing a new bedroom for you, with the walls hung with beautiful tapestries appropriate to your new position. Leda and the Swan, and Hercules and the fifty and one maidens. There is an old story which I never could comprehend, and mayhaps my Lord can give me the right of it. Did Knight Hercules love the one maiden fifty times in one night or love the fifty maidens all in one night?”
“If he claimed either he was a liar, and it would be best not to have such pictures in my new bedroom, for my bride might be vexed when she compared me with this braggart from the mysterious East.” With that I dismissed him and resumed the writing of my personal history, being anxious to bring it up to date and not certain how much time I would have after my marriage. However, I had written only a few pages when I was interrupted by a visitor, none other than the priest who had married Queen Broda.
“Hail, my dear sib,” he said, and there was a twinkle in his eye. “Long since, I promised you power to conquer all who opposed you, but that power will not avail you after your wedding, for then you will be but a grain of wheat caught between the upper and the nether millstones of married life.”
“Nonsense,” I retorted. “I rule Cornwall and certainly should be able to govern my wife, as I intend to do.”
“That is what you think! But you are going to learn a deal about women, and in a short time. I shall watch your future with interest. Since you will need a priest to marry you to this unknown damsel, it would be best for me to remain in the castle as your guest till the festivities are over. How is your history progressing? Doubtless you will add to it your adventures in Cornwall. You were wise in sending that page back to Wales. Now go on with your writing while I enjoy some of your old manuscripts. You have a most interesting library, which is not to be wondered at, since I made the selection.”
The next week was a busy one. I kept open house. All the nobility called, and many of them stayed the night. There were gruff fathers and solicitous mothers and attractive daughters, almost without number. Any bachelor who could not pick a bride from these Cornwall beauties was indeed hard to please. Naturally many efforts were made to influence me — gifts, private interviews, little intrigues of every nature; but I was able to act so wisely that when the night of the full moon came all of their relatives were satisfied that I would act fairly and be influenced only by the most honest comparison between the image in the well and the lady whom this image most resembled.
We waited anxiously while the moon rose full and golden. The priest was there in his sacerdotal robes. I was more and more certain that he was the mightly magician who had conquered in the Battle of the Toads, granted me my three wishes and made me Overlord of Cornwall. He must have read my thoughts, for he winked at me and gave me the sign of the Brethren. This cheered me greatly, for, without knowing why, I felt that he would so influence my choice that nothing but happiness would result therefrom. Sir Belvidere was there and Arthur and other loving fathers, fifty in all. It would be a hard and difficult choice and I was glad that a Master Magician had a hand in the affair.
Of course none approached the well. That right was reserved for me, and I was not to look into its depth until the moon was directly above it. It was a serious, silent gathering, each hoping against hope and each hoping something different. They could not all be right. Only one lovely woman could become bride and Queen.
I trembled a little. That was from the chill night air. At the same time it was not an easy matter, even for a hardened adventurer, to go through with the program. Suppose I should be forced to select Lord Mallory’s daughter? I knew his wife, and there was no reason to think that the daughter would be otherwise. Oh, well! If the worst came to the worst, I could go hunting gerrymanders in Ethiopia.
At last the priest, who had assumed the position of master of ceremonies, called for silence and bade me walk straight to the well. The moon was now directly above the ancient hole. Trembling, I looked in, and at once covered my dazzled eyes. Then I took a step backward.
“Did you see an image therein?” asked the priest.
“I did.”
“Then from these virgins select the one whose image you saw in the Bride Well.”
“I cannot. She resembleth none of these waiting ladies.”
My people murmured when they heard this. It was a hard statement I had made and one they could not understand. But I waved my hand regally and demanded silence.
“Here is a magical happening,” I cried. “There is no image in the well, but rather a real woman. Priest, bid her come forth and tell her station in life. Have her explain how comes she here.”
In seven different languages and five distinct dialects he called down the well, commanding the woman to come forth. She came, slowly, as though floating upward she came, stepping gracefully over the stone curbing. Then she made a deep curtsy and in a clear, beautiful voice, she spoke:
“I am Leonora,
Royal daughter
Of most royal parents.
I come from a land most noble.
Among men renowned.
That tract of earth is not
Over mid-earth.
Fellow to many peopled lands.
But is a celestial Paradise,
Beautiful is all that land
With delight blest.
I come from there to Cornwall,
To mate with him who reigns.
And shower love and riches
All over his domain.”
Then, stretching her hands toward me, she cried to the priest, “Marry us forthwith, so we may, united, bless this fair land of Cornwall and its beloved people. Why should I care about leaving Paradise, when I can spend an eternity Cornwall?”
She was regal. From the golden crown which held her glorious locks together down to the silver slippers on her little feet she was a rare mate for any Overlord. Something of this must have impressed my people. Perhaps they felt that it was a happy ending to what might have turned out to be a difficult situation. At least they cried their approval of the marriage.
Then, through the forest, came the sound of silvery horns and the neighing of horses and the dull roll of chariots. Who should it be but Queen Broda in her golden chariot with my friend, her husband, by her side. What magic procedure produced her arrival at this time? When I looked at the priest he winked. Good! With such a partner I would go far.
“Hail, Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall!” she cried. “Hail and thrice hail! I heard you were adventuring into the land of matrimony tonight, and, if the lady by your side is your bride, then your adventurings will be sweet indeed. But you have many damsels here who are unwed. It came to me to select fifty of my young nobles and offer them in marriage to your lovely maidens. With such marriages the friendship of Ireland and Cornwall will truly be made too strong to break.”
Then into the moonlight came fifty Irishmen in purple robes and golden armlets and with gold chains around their necks, and they all had yellow hair. The Cornwall maidens could hardly wait till proper introductions were made. Then, by the same magic that had ruled the entire evening, the couples instantly fell in love and understandings were soon reached so that, after an hour of merry-making, there were fifty-one couples to be married by the priest instead of one.
Naturally, everyone went away happy. I entertained as many as I could in my castle, but at last came the hour when I was alone with my bride. She had slipped off her regal robes and draped her lovely body with a silken gown that more than amply proved her statement that she came from Paradise. I determined to be stern with her. Now was the time to find out who was to rule.
“Why did you do it?” I asked.
“Why should I not? That night when Sir Mallory talked with you I hid behind the velvet curtain. What one woman can do, another can. You gave me the dresses and jewels and I made up my mind to use them. Of course you remember the poem? You read it to me several times and I memorized it, making only the necessary changes.”
“Yes,” I admitted, “the poem is
“Of course I had to practice that. It was hard to climb the ladder gracefully, but I would do anything for you, Cecil dear. And it all ended perfectly. Just like one of those stories you used to read to me.”
She looked at me so sweetly, she clung to me so tenderly, she looked so adoringly into my eyes, that all my reserve melted. I crushed her to me,
“Oh, Ruth, Ruth! I am so glad it happened this way. No other woman would have had the courage to do it. I am so glad that you are my Queen. I do not believe I shall ever be able to stop kissing you.”
We heard a half-smothered laugh. Turning, we faced the priest. “I just dropped in to say good-bye and wish you all kinds of happiness,” he said. “You are going far in the world, Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall, with such a woman as wife. By the way, would you mind if I borrowed your copy of
“That is all right,” I answered. “Just take it with you. Now that Ruth and I are married, I do not believe I shall care to spend as much time with
“You will find me much nicer,” cooed Ruth, as she clung to me.
9. Feminine Magic
This is the last of the five chapters from the
For two months after my marriage to the beautiful Leonora we were very happy. Naturally much of the time was spent in entertaining the nobility of Cornwall, all of whom, especially their womenfolk, were more than curious to see their new queen in daylight. Her mysterious appearance had taken place in the soft moonlight and of course there were a hundred versions of exactly what had happened. But all my subjects agreed that her remarkable arrival from the Celestial Paradise which she hight her home was of the same magical nature which had savored all the adventures of their Overlord since first he arrived in Cornwall. As the land was at peace and prosperity reigned, they were content to leave matters as they were. My bride was very charming. Also she had a regal bearing and a haughty toss of the head which much astonished me, as I well knew her ancestry and former environment. As Ruth, daughter of humble parents, she had been rescued from the dragon and perhaps a worse fate at the hands of her aged lover; as Percy, the page, she had served me humbly and well, satisfied with an occasional word of kindness and a smile. Now this same girl did queen it over my castle and, in fact, over all Cornwall, as though she were to the manor born.
Having taken but scant part in her becoming my wife (the fact being that I had not even been consulted and had known nothing of what was to happen till she came from the Bride Well), I felt that with her it was a case of sink or swim and that she could make her way with good folk of Cornwall as best she might with meager help from me. To my surprise she did this very thing in an excellent manner. I was completely ignored and often left alone in the library while Queen Leonora entertained our guests, listening avidly to their flatteries. All day the castle buzzed with, “Oh, Queen Leonora, what dainty hands you have, enscorrelled with the most beautiful rings!” and “What a lovely complexion!” and, “How fortunate to possess that string of exquisite pearls!” or, “How remarkable that ivory pendant of Cupid and how bravely he carries his bow and arrow!”
For a while I contented myself bringing my history to date; but finally I could no longer endure the strain, so summoned the lady to the library. She gave me a deep curtsy and then lost herself in one of the leather chars, covered, as it happened, with the skin of a black bear, against which ebony her white gown and whiter skin shone like the sun against a darkening sky.
“I want to talk with you, Madam,” I began with scant ceremony. “In some way you became my wife and therefore Queen of Cornwall. As such you have, in a small passage of time, gained a most pleasing popularity. But it grieves and perplexes me to see that you and many of my formerly loyal subjects have almost forgotten my existence. Besides, how came you by that string of wonderful pearls, each worth a king’s ransom and larger by far than the pair Cleopatra dissolved for the pleasuring of her Roman visitors? Of course I know that you say they were my betrothal present, but well enough we know that I never gave them to you.”
“The priest who married us gave them to me ere he left,” she answered. “I thought you knew him. He told me he was an old friend of yours and had spent a pleasant evening with you in legerdemain. All the ladies admire them greatly. I do not deem it kind of you to scold me, because one of the reasons I married you was to make your position stronger, for all the Cornwall nobles said you must have a wife.”
“You did not understand them correctly. A wife was but an incident.”
“I am sure I do not comprehend your meaning.”
“Naturally not. How could you? I admit that you have a certain beauty and, now that you are married, fill out your gown with admirable curves, but what can you know about affairs of state?”
“I know more that you can imagine. Do you realize that the south of Cornwall is muttering? I heard of it, and, at this time, three of the leaders are in the castle. Give them presents, increase their rank and keep them loyal, or cut off their heads and thus bring an end to their discontent. They await your pleasure, but ’twas your queen who beguiled them here to feel the weight of your hand, either in love or in passion.”
This annoyed me, and I could not help but show it.
“You worry me, Leonora!” I cried, “and I wish you would attend to your own affairs and leave the rule of the land to me. You know nothing of politics, and your place is in the women’s gallery directing your maidens to spin, weave and make tapestries. Some weeks ago I asked you to have them busy themselves with an embroidery of the Overlord Cecil slaying the three-headed dragon of Wales. I wish it to replace that tapestry of Knight Hercules and his fifty-one damsels. I told the seneschal to remove it, but he had the impudence to tell me that you asked that it remain in your bedchamber. Besides, and this you should consider carefully, your becoming queen was just an accident and if you were not queen some other woman would be; and it was not a queen my nobles wanted me to have, but a son. So far, you have failed to realize this. I will get me a child, and, it may be, once I have perfected the formula, I will get more. Now that I think of it, there is no time to spare. Have my harness ready and fill my leather purse with gold pieces, for tomorrow I am on my way to Armorica and from there to Cockaigne and all the weird and unattainable places of the earth, including the forbidding desert of Gobi. I will travel far and never rest till I work my magic and have me a son. While I am gone, behave yourself; see that the grapes are gathered in the fall and wine made. Have the larger hogs killed-”
I minded to say more but was given pause by Leonora, who faced me white-heated and unquestionably angry. Her words came so fast that I could gather only a general idea of what she was trying to say. The gist of it was that she did not care how soon I left and the longer I stayed away the better pleased she would be, that she would be delighted if I never came back, for she could rule Cornwall without me and if she had known the kind of a husband I would prove to be she would have rotted in the Bride Well. Then came laughter and tears and, before I was aware, a smart slap on my face, a swishing of silk and I was alone in the library.
Of course, after that, I was bound to go. The sooner I left on my magical search for a son and heir, the sooner I would return and have the boy recognized as the future Overlord of Cornwall. I was confident that the boy and I would have a grand time in the castle and it would be no waiting at all till I would be teaching him to read and to write his letters on parchment.
The next day, all being prepared for my departure, I sent for the seneschal and the captain of my men-at-arms. During my absence they were to hold the border for me and see that the castle and its inmates were protected against any evil ones who came against it. If I was asked for, the seneschal should simply say that I had gone on a very private business to Cockaigne and mayhaps even to Gobi, finally returning to reward the good and punish the evil-doers.
“And while I am gone, Aethelstan,” I said, “you are to be in full command. In other words you will serve as the vicar of the Overlord. You will even see to it that the Queen only assumes the responsibility of a mere woman. She must have no authority.”
“I’ll do my best,” the old man replied, but it was evident that he was not certain of his ability to carry out my orders.
Very late that afternoon I rode down the road, and the manner of my leaving the castle was in splendid contrast to my incoming when my horse had died and I had been fortunate enough to win the friendship of the mystical man who had won the Battle of the Toads. Though I was fully armed, I now was able to place more confidence in my reputation, which was spread throughout the land, according to my correspondents, as far as the kingdom ruled over by Prester John. Brave man indeed it would be who willingly and knowingly assailed the Overlord who had, single-handed, freed Cornwall from every cursed being which had beforetime so grievously infested her borders.
So I wended my way and that night slept on a thick bed of moss under the shelter of a giant oak. I slept easily and in comfort, free for the first time in many days of the ceaseless chitter-chatter nonsense which so characterized my wife’s conversation. I thought it a brave and worthwhile adventure, to go forth into the wide world and, by means of magic, form a son from the shapeless things of the darksome voids. I would be beset on every hand by salamanders, succubi, cockatrices and giant centipedes, and yet, by my power, their strength would be of no avail and finally I would win me back to Cornwall with a lovely boy on the pommel of my saddle. In my drowsiness I smiled, fancying the chit’s amazement when I sent her back to Wales.
Early the next day I came to the Irish Sea. Here was a wonder that I could never fathom, how the water came in endless waves and yet there was always water as before and no ceasing of the waves. Seated on stallion I looked over the mighty sea and mused.
“Only this water keeps me from being the greatest monarch of all time; for, if there were no water, Cornwall would include Ireland and go westward from that island till it took India into its domain and even come to the magical land of Gobi. Surely such a kingdom would give me ample opportunity to prove my greatness.”
“Indeed it would,” said a soft voice behind me. Turning quickly I saw the priest who had married us, and who had played such an important role when I became Overlord.
“Well, well!” I exclaimed.
“And a third well, Cousin Cecil, and what brings you, a newly married man, to be looking so longingly over the Irish Sea, when you should be at home, in soft and pleasurable dalliance with your lovely bride?”
“We had an argument,” I replied. “She failed utterly to comprehend my ambitions in life, and added word on word till she came all in a frenzy. So I left her, for wife or no wife, I know my duty to Cornwall and none may say that Cecil, the Overlord, failed to measure up to any of his responsibilities.”
“And what is this great duty?”
“I must have a child. The barons of my country wish the formation of a dynasty. They desire an heir to sit in my stead when I am no longer here but gone West. Now I know a little of magic and know where I can learn more, so I am faring to Cockaigne and may even go as far as Gobi so I can learn the magic of making a son, and then I will return to my native land so that all my subjects may bow to the Prince of Cornwall.”
“Fine! Wonderful! A most laudable ambition. Allow me to help you. Ride the rest of today along the coast eastward. Towards evening, just as the mewing sea gulls proudly flaunt their preened feathers in the golden glitter of the setting sun, you will come to a very old castle inhabited by an equally aged man. Tell him who you are and that I sent you and he will be pleased to entertain you. In his most remarkable library you will find every book that has ever been written concerning the magic of child-making. If you wish to have a son you will find in these books a dozen, dozen methods.”
“Then I will not have to go to Gobi?” I questioned happily.
“You did not even have to come here,” he answered with a gay laugh, and, running down to the surf, dove mightily into the waves and swam toward Ireland. I looked at his footprints in the sand and saw they were like those of a goat. Here was a magical sign that this man, who certainly had shown his friendship for me on several occasions, was more than human.
That evening, soon before twilight, I arrived at the old castle and was welcomed into the library of the aged owner. Everything had turned out as foretold by the priest. The old man was friendly, though he had a peculiar smile when I informed him concerning the reason for my visit.
“Few come here on such a quest,” he commented, “though I admit that my collection of manuscript books is most unusual. You could spend the rest of your life here reading the marvelous lore concerning the thousands of methods of creating children.”
“I am astonished that there are so many!”
“It is easy to understand. For centuries learned men have sought to understand the mysterious forces of the spirit-world; none of them thought their lifework complete until they devised a new, startling and perfect method of creating babies in their caves, underground castle rooms where, far away from the disquiet of society, they lived and died.
“I suppose you have read most of them?” I questioned as I looked around the room and saw the hundreds of books.
“Very few of them. In my youth it was not necessary and in old age my eyesight failed.”
Satisfied that my stallion was well provided for, I ate a hearty supper and then slept well. The next morning I started to read concerning various methods whereby a man could make him a son. The idea of creating an homunculus pleased me, for it had seemed to me that a child, created by man only, without the contaminating influence of the female sex, must, of necessity, excel in wisdom. No doubt the Good Lord, in his all wisdom, must have had some reason for creating Mother Eve, the first woman, but, in my humble opinion, the world would have been a finer place wherein to live and man much happier had he omitted this final work. As I read on concerning the homunculi I found they were of small size but very intelligent, and I decided not to make one. He might know more than I and that would never do. Also I was certain that a little man, irrespective of his wisdom, would never be able to do battle as the Overlord of Cornwall if the Welsh invaded my lands.
After some weeks of continued reading it seemed best to make use of interlocking triangles, traced with the tusk of an elephant, and the earth inside the triangles well moistened with the blood of bats. Then the mystic phrase must need be whispered:
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Following the use of this horrific slogan it would be necessary to wait till the various processes of fixation, deflagration, putrifaction and rubifaction began, matured and arrived at a satisfactory ending. Then, when the star Cantharis came to the meridian, the child would be found in the center of the two triangles, whose points interlocked.
What could be simpler?
All I needed was to obtain the tusk of an elephant and the blood of bats. I asked the ancient if he could help me. He told me that as far as he knew, there had been no elephants in the land for many centuries. He advised me to ride down to the white cliffs of Dover, explaining that there were large horses carved in the stone there and I might find an elephant skeleton. I took his advice but after a two week search found nothing but the bones of a very large bull. So I moodily rode back to the castle by the sea, where the old man met me joyfully, saying that while digging for fishworms in his garden he had found the remains of a very large elephant, had cut a tusk off the skull and had cleaned and sharpened the point. He had also caught some bats and bled them into a red crystal vase.
I thanked him but suggested that the magic might fail unless a young man found the tusk and personally bled the bats. “Methinks,” I said, “that since they are used to procreate a child, a young man should secure them, one in the prime of manhood, like myself.”
“Since you are creating this child without the aid of a woman, I do not think that age has aught to do with it. All of the manuscripts in my library which tell of such unisexual creations were written by ancient men in their dotage.” I thought this was a curious answer but after due consideration, decided he was right. In addition I also was feeling rather old by this time, not a doddering senile, but certainly far older than when I left my castle some weeks before.
Thereon I searched the castle till I found a small, dry dungeon, poorly lighted by a slotted window and surfaced with a dirt floor. This I smoothed off and, with the point of the tusk, drew the double triangle. Then I scattered the bat’s blood within the interlockings and whispered the horrible but evidently necessary words. After that there was nothing to do but wait for Cantharis to be in the proper position in the sky, which the old man had said would be in the space of ten months of twenty-eight days each. What a long time to wait! Of course the books in the library helped me pass the time and, on pleasant days, I went riding to exercise the stallion. I thoroughly enjoyed the library and read parts of every manuscript in it, though more and more I marveled at so many men in the world having children without possessing such methods of creation and not even knowing how to read. One day I praised the old man for his wisdom and his ability to select such wisdom, but he claimed no credit, simply replying that the manuscripts had been collected by a former owner of the castle who had club feet.
But l was worried. I had thrown the dice and risked all on a single toss. As the days passed I lost confidence and cursed myself for not having used a dozen magical methods of procreation at one and the same time. Then surely one would have come to a satisfactory ending. On the other hand, what would I have done if they had all worked favorably and I had a dozen sons, all created at the same time? Which one would have been the future Overlord of Cornwall? As it was now, it was win or lose, defeat or success. No wonder I had sorry dreams in which Leonora mocked me. tempting me with pursed mouth filled with kisses.
Finally the ten months of twenty-eight days each came to an end. All I would have to do was to open the door and pick the little boy from out the interlocked triangles. I tried to remember that I was a brave follower of all great magicians, but my hand shook slightly as I opened the dungeon door and illumined the dark room with a lighted pine torch. No child on the floor! Only a hissing snake that flicked its forked tongue toward me and sought safety in a rock crack.
Failure! Utter and complete failure! Months on anticipation. tiresome waiting and hard study, with naught but a snake to pay me for my pains! Heartsick. I toiled up the stone steps and staggered to my favorite chair in the library. Waiting for me was the priest, his feet handsomely shod in green leather pantofles.
“Hail, pater familias!” he cried, and his voice boomed musically through the great room.
“You speak wrongly,” I replied in sorrow. “All these months I have toiled with the magic that seemed most likely to succeed: instead of a sturdy man-child I made only a little, slithering snake that any farmer boy could go woodward and soon gather at the end of forked stick. Bah! Between you and your books. a year of my young life has been taken from me and I am still childless.”
“My dear Cecil,” the priest said gravely. as he laid a kind hand on my knee. “I would not harm you in any way. You are thick-headed. and the only way you can learn is by your own experience. Months ago you deliberately left your castle and so sweet bride, being bound and determined to create a child by legerdemain. Had I not advised otherwise, you might have gone to Gobi. Perhaps you were wise in not biding with your wife. for you had to stay somewhere. Women are always hard to live with. but at times they are more difficult to please than usual. You have had your little fling and tried your hand at a most terrible magic. Now that you know your limitations you had better go home and attend to your duties in Cornwall. For I have news of great import for you. Cornwall. deeming you dead. hath selected a new Overlord.”
“Surely that cannot be!" I cried. leaping from my chair.
“ ‘Cannot’ is a large word to use. Were l you. I would hasten back and see the truth for myself. You were witless to remain away so long.”
“‘Witless I may be!” I howled in rage. “But I can still use my two-handed sword, my battle mace and my ten-foot lance. My stallion neigheth for the fire and sweat of battle. I will go and fight this impostor in single combat. What part had the Queen in this? Was she loyal to me?”
“I understand she furnished your successor.”
“I expected nothing else. Welsh women have that reputation. At least she might have waited longer for my return. Did you give her those pearls she flaunted in my face?”
My angry words must have annoyed him. At least he faded away like so much mist before the sun. I started as I noted the manner of his leaving. It was all too much for me. Tossing several tumblers of ale down my parched throat I threw me on a couch and, shivering, forced myself to sleep.
Three days later I was near enough to my cattle to be cautious. I identified myself to a friendly peasant whom I had befriended in the past. Leaving my horse and armor with him I borrowed some of his old clothes and told him I would send for the stallion and war gear in a few days. It was fortunate I was in disguise, or I would have been easily recognized by the nobility who seemed to be gathering from all parts of Cornwall. On foot as I was, I had to keep on watch for these upstarts on horse and in chariot who were giving scant attention to the common folk. I recognized Queen Broda in her golden chariot, her Irish stallions driven by her husband while she nursed a golden-haired boy. Courtiers trumpeted the coming of the King of Wales bringing presents to the new Overlord. Oh, I could have sliced him with pleasure, and the ink hardly dry on the treaty he had made with me! But I followed the crowd. They acted as though they had come a-Maying, with songs and flowers and chit-chatting talk. It was “Oh, the lovely Queen!” and “Oh, how fortunate we are to have a new Overlord!”
At last we all came to the castle. I watched for a chance and wended me to the library, the windows of which provided a fine view of the courtyard thronged with grand folk from all over our litte world. To them came my wife, the deceitful and false Leonora, the woman that I, in love, had once call by the sweet name of Ruth. The crowd huzzahed her, and I could see that she still held their fancy with her baneful beauty. She seemed sad but yet very determined.
“Men of Cornwall!” she cried regally, and I had to acknowledge to myself that she looked every inch a queen. “Men of Cornwall and friends from Ireland and Wales, greetings! Bravely and well have you been loyal to me during the sad months while my Lord Cecil has been absent from Cornwall. He adventured to Gobi, at the request of the unfortunates of that country, in quest of the most horrible
At that she took a sturdy youngster from a nurse and held him high above her head. Then cried the multitude their approval. and all seemed happy and gay. Barons came and placed a crown on Leonora’s head and made her regent till the boy came of age.
“This will take some explaining,” I mused to myself. “Somehow or other I seem to be out of the picture.”
Leonora found me in my favorite chair, the one covered with bearskin. “Why, Cecil!” she cried, as she threw herself into my arms. “Where have you been all the time? Why did you stay so long?”
I kissed her many times. Somehow I felt that she expected me to, and I did not want to disappoint her.
“I have been to places you wot not of,” I replied gravely, “and you need not think I have been idle. Today I noticed that you held in your arms a sturdy boy. Does that look as though I was idling while a away from you? Some day, when the mood strikes me, I will tell you how I worked a magical sending in Gobi, the very telling of which will make the hairs on your head stand out like quills upon the bristling porcupine. Though the danger was great I gladly risked it, for I promised Cornwall a Prince; and Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall, has never failed to keep a promise. Think you that you, a weak, ignorant woman, could have done all this without the aid of my magical workings in Gobi? I had to stay away till I knew success had crowned my efforts, but I would have arrived sooner had I not paused in Bohemia to rescue a beautiful lady from a terrible death. So do not puff up with too great pride. It was my skill as a magician in the Gobi Desert that gave you the opportunity to present that boy to all of our friends. It was masculine magic, and fearful and wonderful were the things I did and the words I said while far away from you. Now tell me, did you make wine last year?”
“I did, my Lord,” she replied meekly. There was no doubt that she was deeply impressed by my narrative.
“Then bring me a brimming horn of it. I want to drink to the long health and happiness of my son, Eric the Golden. Time enough to call him Cecil Secundus when I am dead and he rules in my place.”
“I will gladly bring you a brimming horn of wine, Cecil darling, but do not forget, in your more sober moments, — that there is such a thing as
Now what did she mean by that?
10. The Key To Cornwall
Although this present tale starts out with Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall, the Cecil series really ended with
Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall, sat dreaming before the fire. Even in his prime, he had never been a large man and now premature age had shrunk him till only his eyes held the fire of youth that had once been his. On the other side of the fire sat his only child, Eric the Golden, who for some years had carried the burdens of Cornwall and thus learned the duties of Overlord against the day when his father should die.
“Have you ceased writing your history, Father?” asked the young man. “Years past you spent much time in the library; but latterly, when I visited you there, you were often asleep.
“The record of my life does not seem as important now as I once thought it,” Cecil replied. “Time was when it seemed necessary to leave a full documentation to the Hubelaires who will follow me. But after the death of your Mother it seemed I lost interest. There are a few blank pages remaining in the volume, which, perhaps, some bookishly minded descendant of mine may fill; but I will write no more. At the back of this book is a chart on parchment showing where Hubelaire treasures are buried in our castle. For one reason or another or for no reason I have never sought them. You should remember they are there and locate the treasures or pass the secret on to your son.”
The men were waiting for the wise physician to announce the birth of Eric’s child, who in turn, if a son, would some day rule over the land. Cecil had found this country of Cornwall a land of starved simple folk, horrific monsters, still more terrible giants and bands of marauding robbers. His wisdom, more than his strength of arms, had wiped out evil until Cornwall was now a pleasant place to live. On reaching manhood his son, Eric the Golden, had married Black Breda, Princess of Wales. It was an odd marriage, the man a flaxen-haired giant and the woman tiny, black-haired, with great love in her heart and the laughter of pixies in her soul. Now she was in labor, a cause of anxiety to her husband and father-in-law.
The Overlord stroked the golden key which hung pendant to a thick silken cord round his neck, and looked lovingly at his son.
“I am uneasy about this matter of Breda and her child,” he said. “Long years ago I came to this land from Armorica and, helped by a mighty magician, won victory over the Toad Men. My friend in this struggle between light and darkness made me Overlord of Cornwall and gave me this key. On it are graven words of a race long dead, so none now can read it, but the meaning of those words is simply this;
They who hold the Golden Key
Shall ever Lords of Cornwall be.
“Thus far the prophecy on the key has been correct. In one way or another I have held the land for you and for those who will come after you. We are at peace with those around us. For many years we have held our borders against those, who live by the sword. Our nobles rule wisely and our common folk are content. All have clothes on their backs, fire in their huts and meat in their kettles. “
“But last night I had a dream. Mayhaps it was only a false foreboding of evil, caused by my overanxiety concerning your lady and he travail, but it seemed to me that at least one of the Toad Men is still alive to do harm to me and mine. My friend with the club feet, who, as priest, married me and your mother Leonora, thought that one was still alive but considered him harmless. Still, it may be that evil never dies. You have heard me speak of this key before, but keep in mind the ancient words. Tell your son about them and have him tell his son. As long as we hold the key, we hold Cornwall; once it is taken from us, our land sinks back to the barbarism in which I found it.”
He would have said more, but was interrupted by the old physician, who walked to a place before the fire and stood rubbing his withered hands. At last he turned to Eric and, as though answering a question, said: “Your lady will live. Prince Eric, but she will bear you no more children.”
The golden-haired giant sprung toward him and shaking him roughly by the shoulders, cried: “What of the child? Is it a boy? Will he live? “
Lord Cecil leaned forward, hand gripping the arms of his ivory chair. The physician laughed mockingly. “Tis a boy and he will live, though when you see him you will think it better had he died. Through him the Brethren of the Toad Men who died untimely that night when Cecil the pauper helped the Devil kill us are revenged. “
The Overlord of Cornwall stood up. “Age made me lose my cunning and caution,” he muttered grimly. Turning sharply to his son he cried: “Hands off the man, Eric. Nothing must happen to you.”
With slow but certain step he moved toward the old physician. For that ancient there was no retreat save into the fire. Then they met, grappled, swayed and fell floorward, the Overlord underneath. The physician had one arm around Cecil’s body and one hand on his throat, but Cecil seemed content to have both arms locked behind the other’s neck. Eric tore a dagger from his belt and was bending to plunge it into the Toad Man when his wrist was caught in a grip that held him powerless. Turning, he saw a dark stranger who smiled and whispered: “Do not interfere. Your sire is a proud man and I know that he has wisdom to use the only manner by which he can win. He would not want either of us to interfere with his dispensing of justice. He is a true Hubelaire!”
Slowly and surely Cecil brought his face to the face of his adversary carefully he fastened to him, mouth to mouth, and tightly he held him, sucking the breath of life from his body. The physician twisted above him, strove to rise, to shake off his executioner, but slowly relaxed and at last, with a few tortured jerks, died. And as death came his body changed, almost instantaneously, into that of a giant toad, clad in human garments, but nonetheless a toad and very dead at that. The stranger separated the living from the dead, threw the toad into the flames and then knelt beside the Overlord of Cornwall.
“I should have come long before, my dear friend, he said, his voice husky with emotion, but I was busy with serious duties in Tartary and only today did I realize your danger. So I came on, the wings of light, barely in time to help you but not in time to save the boy. Now he is as he is and no one can make him different. But his father can hold the key, and after him mayhap, the boy can be made somewhat of. I am not all-wise, but I know there is still one of the race of the Toad Men left. Where that one is or in what shape I know not, but never will the House of Hubelaire be safe till this last one is destroyed. You have been badly hurt; methinks the poison breathed from that spawn of Hell will spell your doom. But all brave men pass sometime and you can be comforted in knowing that you pass bravely. I will escort your spirit to Gobi, where you will spend an eternity as you will, and no doubt that will be in a library.”
Thus Cecil, first Overlord of Cornwall, passed and Eric the Golden became custodian of the Golden Key and ruled over the land in his father’s stead. Messengers carried the broken bow and the flaming torch throughout the country and by the third day many nobles from near and far came to do the dead man homage. Even the Queen of Ireland drove stately in her golden chariot, and in silver chariots behind her sat three blind harpers who sang new songs in praise of the dead Overlord. But the simple folk sat unconsoled in their huts, wondering what now would happen to them.
It was not till after the funeral-guests had departed and the stranger had returned to Gobi that Eric had time to visit his wife and son. He had asked often about them and was always assured that they were doing well. Now, with the castle empty of visitors he went to the river and bathed till much of his grief and deep sorrow was washed from him in the snow water from the mountains. Then he dressed in his brave court suit and, humming a little song, walked back to the castle and to the room where his wife and child lay.
At the bed of Breda the Black, he dropped to his knees. It was a high bed, but he was a tall man and even with knees to the floor he could overlook his wife. He took her hand in his and knew, without asking, that Death had placed his cross on her forehead. She smiled.
“I am glad to see you, Eric, my first and last love, and it sorrows me that I will not be a long time with you. It seems to me that I am dying from nothing in particular save the lack of desire to live. My ladies tell me that I am now the Queen of the Overlord and mother of a new prince, but I saw the boy, just for a moment, though my ladies tried to keep me from doing so; and, knowing how you would feel, I have no desire to live. Speed me with your lips and burn candles for the peace of my soul.”
Thus Eric the Golden lost two of the dear ones of his life. But he rose bravely from the side of his dead wife, saying in muted voice: “I have a son and must live on for him and his future greatness. Someday he will carry the Golden Key.”
He told the ladies-in-waiting to lead him to the child. Fearful, they escorted him to the nursery, where the withered husk of an old nurse sat at the foot of a cradle inlaid with gold, ebony and ivory, a present from the Emperor of the Spice Isles in which Eric had been rocked years before. The father looked down on his son. The ladies faded from the room. Only the old dame stayed, rubbing her cold fingers.
“The boy has a large head,” observed Eric. “He should be wise as a man.“
“His head is large and shapely,” muttered the nurse.
“There is a good jaw there. When he fastens on an opinion he will hold it. He has a strong neck and will hold his head high as he travels through life.”
“His jaw is firm and his neck strong,” answered the nurse, though she had no need to.
Eric whirled around, took her by the shoulder and shook her. “What is wrong with the lad?” he demanded. “What is wrong with him?”
She made no reply, but sat with head down, sobbing.
With great, strong, shaking but tender hands, Eric took off the baby clothes and then, white-faced and silent, replaced them and still wordless left the room. In the hall the ladies stood rigid against the walls as though waiting to be struck. He paused, looking from one to one. “Tend to the lad carefully and see that he is fed on Goat’s milk,” he said. “I go to bury his mother, and when that is done I will come back and provide for my son.”
On the morning of the third day he dressed in leather hunting clothes, took the child from the nursery and rode away without escort into the dark forest. The babe slept, but by noon cried lustily for want of food. Just then a woman walked from the greenwood and paused in front of Eric’s horse. He, looking down on her, saw that she was young, deep-bosomed, flaxen-haired and in all respects comely.
“Who are you? Why do you stop me? What can I do for you?” he asked kindly.
“I am Freda, wife of Olaf the Dane and mother of his child. Our war vessel,
Wordless, Eric handed her the baby. Wordless, the woman seated herself on the grass, opened her kirtle and nursed the little one. Eric, from his saddle, looked down on them and wondered if here was not a gift of God, sent to aid him in his sore distress. Finally the babe slept. The woman cradled him in her arms and said quietly, “The child has a lovely face.”
Eric looked at the woman and babe without answer.
“A strong chin and a powerful neck,” she continued. “With proper care he will become a fine man.”
“Hand me the little one,” commanded the Overlord of Cornwall, “and do you seat yourself behind me on the horse. The boy is yours to care for. I will take you to my hunting lodge, where there will be servants to wait on you and men-at-arms to protect you, for this baby, if he lives, will some day be Lord over all Cornwall. You are a good woman and thus you will have a home and safety. Your care of the child will be rewarded, if a woman can be paid for such kindness to a child.”
As time passed Eric found work to busy him. His father had cleaned Cornwall, but now the son put a polish on the land till it was a country anyone would be proud to live in. One day a month he rode to visit his son, and the rest of the time he tried to forget him, which was very difficult. When the boy was three years old Eric called to the castle an old forester who had a flair for training dogs.
“From now on, Russell, you will train a prince instead of wolf-hounds. My son has a strong jaw. He must be taught to use it. He must learn to hang to a rope and never let go until he desires. Teach him how to use his body correctly, to arch his neck and how to move about. Every day rub his body with oil. I will have a wise man teach him in the use of words, and after that in all wisdom. He can learn to write. When he is six we will put him on a pony with special harness and saddle. By the use of a cunningly devised bridle he can learn to guide the pony, and, as he grows older, he will ride a horse. Do you know about the lad?”
“I have heard talk about him but paid little heed of it. It seemed to me that things could not be as bad as ‘twas said.”
“It is as bad or worse. But the boy has a fine brain and talks very well for his age; so far he does not realize — he has seen no other children — he does not know.”
“Someday,” said the forester boldly, “he will know, and then he will not thank you for keeping him alive.”
“Who am I to kill my own son?” Eric replied. “All of us have something wrong with us, with our minds or bodies. The boy is not to blame — no one is, save the old physician who was slain too late by my father. Let the future tell the story! The lad has a strong jaw and a fine mind. These must carry him where he will go. It is for us to help him make the most of what he has. Do as I told you and remember you have in your keeping the next Overlord of Cornwall.”
From that time a new life began for Balder, for thus he was named, that naming having been the desire of Breda the Black while she was carrying him. Eric pondered over the irony of such a name, and thought it should be changed, but wished not to depart from the desires of his dead love. Balder the Beautiful, the beloved, perfect god of the Northlands. What a name for such a child!
The boy learned to hold things in his mouth,death-gripped. He learned to ride the pony, guiding him with his jaw. Freda cared for him. Russell trained his body and a very wise old man taught him wisdom. By the time he was twelve he had learned all the ancient could teach him and could gallop on a war horse. Eric knew the time had come to bring him home to the castle and begin teaching him the duties of Overlord, which he would have to assume some day. His body grew large and strong and he could do what any other fine boy could have done with a similar body just that and nothing more. But, because he had to depend on it, his mentality had developed far beyond his age.
An artificer in leather made him a harness so he could sit beside his father in the banquet hall. There, except that he had to he fed, he seemed to be like any other young prince, and, as those around him were accustomed to his care and had a great love for him, they never mentioned the tragic difference between him and other young men. He was mostly happy, appearing to enjoy life, as is the due of youth.
On his twenty-first birthday he was sitting in the library reading a manuscript which held him thrilled. A little dark man joined him and asked, “What are you reading, my dear Balder, which seems to make you smile and frown as you turn the pages?”
“This,” the young man replied, “is the history of my grandfather, Cecil, First Overlord of Cornwall. I smile as I read of his very remarkable life and I frown when I realize that there are some unwritten pages at the end of the book, and on them should be placed the tale of his later years.”
“You can write. Why not finish the history?”
“What benefits me if I can write, if I know not what happened? All I know is that I am his grandson; how he spent his late years or how he died I know not of, for non has ever told me the story.”
“I will tell you about those days,” the little man said, “and as I talk you can write the part of my narrative you deem of import. Then we will come to the end of the tale and the finishing of the last page. Your grandsire was one of the great Hubelaires and was my good friend. Now this is’ what happened — ” and he told Balder all concerning the last days of Cecil. As he wrote, Balder thrilled at the tale of the ending of his grandsire. Finally on the bottom of the last page, he wrote “The End” and, looking up to thank the narrator, was astonished to find him gone from the library. He closed the book just as his father entered the room.
“This is your birthday. Balder, and it is time for you to wed,” Eric told him, “The times are troublesome, and more and more it becomes difficult for us to keep peace and preserve the land in its Golden Age. Marriage with a princess of a neighboring land, Wales, Scotia or Ireland, would help; and mayhaps your son would rule in peace and security. I think that it could be arranged.”
Balder smiled sadly. “It would be better for you to marry again and raise a son,” he replied. “Mayhaps some princess, bookish-minded, would marry me for what I have above my neck, but what lovely lady would want me for the part below?“
“You have a strong neck. Balder, a powerful jaw and a fine mind,” said the Overlord. “The time may come when such attributes will take a man far in this troubled world. In the future a man may rule by such qualities rather than because he can fight and overcome by brute strength. Your grandsire was not much of a warrior, but he had a clever mind. Had he lived he would have gloried in your knowledge of the books in his library. It would be wise for me to look around and see if a suitable marriage can be arranged for you.”
This was not easily accomplished. In all the lands near Cornwall men were still settling disputes with the poleax and broadsword. All the kings were kind and sympathetic, and when Eric looked them in the eye, made no reference to the peculiar disability of Prince Balder, but for this and that and the other reason found that a marriage between him and one of their daughters could not be arranged. Then, just as Eric decided that his undertaking was impossible, messengers came from a land far away, offering the hand of a princess in marriage, a beautiful lady who would bring a dower of great wealth. They brought presents and a picture of the lady, and quietly said that she knew about Prince Balder but that made no difference. Eric sent gifts in return and before the year came to an end the princess arrived and with great pageantry was married to Prince Balder.
That afternoon the Overlord visited his son. “As I told you, these are troubled times,” he said. “The King of Wales has sent me messengers saying enemies from the north have come in long ships and are harassing his shores. He pleads for help. Since I am compelled to leave Cornwall, you must rule in my place against my return. So, around your neck, I place this cord of twisted silk from which hangs the Golden Key. Guard it well and remember the ancient verse:
They who hold the Golden Key
Shall ever Lords of Cornwall be.
“When the enemy is driven back, or better still, destroyed, I shall return. Meanwhile, I regret the necessity of leaving you at this time when you should have nothing between you and your bride save thoughts of love-a-daisies.”
“Go without fear. Father, and return when the time comes,” Balder replied. “And while you are gone nothing shall happen to the Key. My bride, Marylyn, will help me in all things because she seems as wise as she is beautiful.
Thus Eric rode away, followed by his men-at-arms, archers and pike-men, and, after their leaving, the drawbridge was raised. But Freda, the nurse and Russell, the forester were fretted, and talked long into the night about their beloved Prince and his ascent into manhood and the responsibilities so suddenly thrust upon him.
Princess Marylyn went to the bedroom of her husband and, closing the door, locked it while Balder lay on the bed and feasted his eyes on her beauty — but not for long.
“I am puzzled that such a beautiful lady as you could deliberately mate with such a man as I,” he said sadly.
“I married you because I wanted to,” she replied, laughing.
“But why should you want to?” he asked.
“Because of that key you wear around your neck. Many years ago a Prince of Darkness, aided by your grandsire, destroyed the Toad Men who, for some centuries, had lived in the castle of the Hubelaires. Only one escaped, my father. The day you were born, Cecil the Overlord killed him in a most horrible and pitiless manner. I am the last of my race. Through my legerdemain I arranged this marriage, and it was not hard to do. Your father, though he can fight, is nothing but a good-natured fool above the neck. The message from Wales was just one phase of my plan, as your father will find only when it is too late. My spirit-men surround the castle. Late tonight, after I am rested, I will place a candle in the window. Then the silken cord will be around my neck and the Golden Key will lie between my breasts. When my spirit-men see the flame of the candle they will swarm into the castle and kill everyone. Then they will overrun this land, slaying all, rich and poor, and once again we shall rule in Cornwall. The Prince of Darkness and your father will learn all this, but too late.” She laughed merrily and ended, “That is why I married you, you poor dolt!”
Taking him in her lovely arms she raised him from the bridal bed and rolled him over on the floor. Then she took off her bridal dress and silver shoes and Balder knew that she spoke the truth, because her toes were long and webbed,like those of a toad. Savagely she tore the silk cord from his neck and hung it around her own white throat. Setting a lighted candle on the chest at the foot of the bed, she lay down to rest and was soon asleep, for she had nothing to fear — nothing to fear from such a bridegroom.
Balder, the far from beautiful — save that of him above the neck lay helpless on the floor. He thought of Cornwall, the land of the Hubelaires, where peace had reigned for so many years; and he knew that he, and he alone, stood between the simple, happy folk and a terrible death. Because there was nothing to say he said nothing. He simply waited, realizing that though he had lost the key, none of the spirit-men would know it until the candle stood in the window.
There was naught for him to do save wait. His bride, the so beautiful Marylyn, with the body and arms of a Venus and the feet of a batrachian, lay drowsing on the bed. At last, she slept, one fair arm slid over the side of the bed and rested, hand on floor. Then Balder knew that fate had delivered her into his power. Very carefully he rolled his body over, and then over once again, a trick he had learned on the meadow grass. Now his face was but a few inches from the Toad Woman’s wrist. He arched his neck, that strong bull-like neck, and opened his mouth. Suddenly he grasped that wrist and fastened on it with jaws that for years, once fastened, had never willingly let go.
The Toad Woman screamed from pain.
Jerking, he pulled her off the bed.
She beat him with her free hand, but he only held her the tighter, shaking her arm as a terrier shakes a rat. Her blood covered his face but he held her with ever more firmly clenched jaws. She dragged him across the floor, trying to reach the candle with her free hand and set it in the window. Once and again she almost touched it, but each time, with a powerful, convulsive movement, he pulled her back to the floor. Each was blood-spattered from her torn wrist. As the conflict continued she grew weaker and with a moan of exhaustion and frustration, she lay quiet and Balder knew that she had lost consciousness He had been waiting, hoping that this would happen. Unlocking his jaws he jerked upward and secured a new hold on her upper arm. She woke only to scream and faint again. Now, exerting all his strength, he reached her neck and clamped his jaws on it, just below her chin. Almost losing consciousness himself, he thought dimly: “All I have to do now is to hold fast.”
Tighter and tighter he held her. Closer and closer his teeth clamped on that lovely white column; at last he knew that he lay fastened to a corpse. He opened his jaws, worked his mouth down the silken cord, now covered with blood, and finally came to the Golden Key. He closed on that with his mouth and, satisfied with the knowledge that his land was safe, he fell asleep.
The next morning, Freda the nurse, tortured by unnamable fears, persuaded Russell the forester to take men-at-arms and break open the door of the bride chamber. There on the floor lay a giant toad, one foreleg torn and broken and the neck horribly mutilated, the body already swollen with putrifaction. Beside the dead toad lay Prince Balder, his face and body red with dried blood. For a moment all stood in amazement at what they saw. Then Russell bent over Balder, touched him gently, waking him.
“Cornwall is safe!” Balder said with a smile and went to sleep.
Freda fastened the Key around his neck with her apronstring, and Russell picked him up and carried him to his room, where they washed and nursed him. In due time he was able to tell the full story of that night battle. Later, Freda retold it to Eric, Overlord of Cornwall, who had returned in haste, suspecting treachery, when he found Wales at peace.
Eric listened patiently till the ending of the tale.
“My son did very well,” he said proudly. “Considering that he has neither arms nor legs to fight with, he did very well.”
“He has a strong jaw,” said Freda the nurse.
APPENDIX
The Thirty and One
Cecil, Overlord of Walling in the Dark Forest, mused by the fire. The Blind Singer of Songs had sung the sagas of ancient times, had waited long for praise and then, disquiet, had left the banquet hall guided by his dog. The Juggler had merrily tossed his golden balls into the air till they seemed a glistening cascade, but still the Overlord had mused, unseeing. The wise Homonculus had crouched at his feet uttering words of wisdom and telling tales of Gobi and the buried city of Ankor. But nothing could rouse the Overlord from his meditations.
At last he stood up and struck the silver bell with a hammer of gold. Serving men answered the call.
“Send me the Lady Angelica and Lord Gustro,” he commanded and then once again sat down with chin in hand, waiting.
At last the two came in answer to his summons. The Lady was his only daughter, as fair and as wise a Lady as there was in all Walling. Lord Gustro some day would be her husband and help her rule in the Dark Forest. Meantime he perfected himself in the use of the broadsword, lute, the hunting with the falcon and the study of books. He was six foot tall, twenty years old and had in him the makings of a man.
The three sat around the fire, two waiting to hear the one talk, the one waiting till he knew just how to say what had to be said. At last Cecil began to talk.
“You no doubt know what is on my mind. For years I have tried to have happiness and peace and prosperity to the simple folk in our land of Walling. We were well situated in a valley surrounded by lofty, impassable forests. Only one mountain pass connected us with the great, cruel and almost unknown world around us. Into that world we sent in springtime, summer and fall our caravans of mules laden with grain, olives, wine and uncut stones. From that world we brought salt, weapons, bales of woolen and silken goods for our needs. No one tried to molest us, for we had nothing much that they coveted. Perhaps safety made us grow soft, sleepy and unprepared for danger.
“But it has come. We might have known there were things in that outer world we knew not of and therefore could not even dream of. But this spring our first caravan, winding over the mountains found, at the boundaries of the Dark Forest a Castle blocking their way. Their mules were not birds and could not fly over; they were not moles and could not burrow under. And the lads with the mules were not warriors and could not break their way through. So they came back, unmolested, his true, but with their goods unsold and unbartered.
“Now I do not think that Castle was built by magic. I have personally looked at it and it seems nothing but stone and mortar. And it is not held by an army of fighting men, for all we can hear of is that one man holds it. But what a man! Half again as tall as our finest lad, and skilled in the use of weapons. I tried him out. One at a time I sent to him John of the flying ax and Herman who had no equal with the double-edged sword and Rubin who could split a willow wand at two hundred paces with his steel-tipped arrow. These three men lie, worm food, in the ravine below the castle. And meantime our country is strangulated as far as trade is concerned. We have cattle in the meadow and wood in the forest and grain in the bin but we have no salt, no clothes to cover us from the cold, no finery for our women or weapons for our men. And we never will have as long as this castle and this man blocks our caravan's.”
“We can capture the Castle and kill the giant!” cried Lord Gustro, with the impetuosity of youth.
“How?” asked the Overlord. “Did I not tell yon that the path is narrow? You know that. On one side the mountains tower lofty as the flight of the bird and smooth as a woman’s skin. On the other side is the Valley of the Daemons and no one has ever fallen into it and come back alive. And the only path just wide enough for one man or one man-led mule, and that path, now leads through the castle. If we could send an army twould be different. But only one man at a time, and there is no one man equal to successful combat with this giant.”
The Lady Angelica smiled as she whispered, “We may conquer him through chicanery. For example, I have seen this hall filled with fighting men and fair ladies almost put into an endless sleep by gazing at the golden balls flying through the air and back into the clever hands of the Juggler. And the Blind Singer of Songs can make anyone forget all except the music of his tales. And our Homonculus is very wise.”
The Overlord shook his head. “Not thus will the question be answered. This madman wants one thing, and that one thing means everything in the lastward, as far as our land and people are concerned. Perhaps you have guessed. I will give you the demand ere you ask the question. Our Lady’s hand in marriage, and thus when I die he becomes the Overlord of Walling.”
Lady Angelica looked at Lord Gustro. He looked at the Overlord’s daughter. At last he said:
“Better to eat our grain and eat our olives and drink our wine. Better that our men wear bearskins and our women cover themselves with the skins of deers. It would be best for them to wear shoes of wood than pantufles of unicorn skin brought from Araby. It were a sweeter fate for them to perfume their bodies with crushed violets and may-flowers from our forest than to smell sweet with perfumes from the trees of the unknown Island of the East. This price is too heavy. Let us live as our fathers and fathers’ fathers lived, even climb trees like the monkey folk, than trust to such an Overlord. Besides I love the Lady Angelica.”
The Lady smiled her thanks. "I still am thinking of the use of intelligence overcoming brawn. Have we no wisdom left in Walling, besides the fair, faint dreams of a weak woman?”
“I will send for the Homonculus,” her father answered. “He may know the answer to that question.”
The little man came in. A man not born of women, but grown for seven years in a glass bottle, during all of which time he read books held before him by wise men, and was nourished with drops of wine and tiny balls of Asphodel paste. He listened to the problem gravely, though at times he seemed asleep. At last he said one word,
“Synthesis.”
Cecil reached over and, picking him up, placed him on one knee.
“Have pity on us, Wise Man. We are but simple folk and know but simple words. What is the meaning of this sage word?”
“I know not,” was the peculiar answer. “This but a word that came to me out of the past. It has a sweet sound and me thinks may have a meaning. Let me think. I recall now! It was when I was in the glass bottle that a wise man came and held before my eyes an illuminated parchment and on it was written in words of gold this word and its meaning.
“Synthesis. All things are one and one thing is all.”
“Which makes it all the harder for me,” sighed the Overlord of Walling.
The Lady Angelica left her seat and came over to her father. She sank upon the bearskin at his feet and took the little hand of the dwarf in hers.
“Tell me, my dear Homonculus, what wise man twas who thus gave you the message on the illuminated parchment?”
“It was a very wise man and a very old man who lives by himself in a cave by the babbling brook, and yearly the simple folk take him bread and meat and wine, but for years no one has seen him. And perhaps he lives and perhaps he is dead, for all I know is that the food disappears, but perhaps the birds think that it is for them now that he lies sightless and thoughtless on his stone bed these many years.”
“This is something we will find out for ourselves. Lord Gustro, order horses and the four of us will go to this man’s cave. Three horses for us, my Lord, and an ambling pad for our little friend so naught of harm will befall him.”
The four came to the cave and the four entered it. A light burned at the far end and there was the wise man, very old and with naught but his eyes telling of the intelligence that never ages. On the table before him in a tangled confusion were glass and earthenware and crucibles and one each of astrolabe, alembic and hourglass through which silver sands ran, and this was fixed with cunning machinery so that every day it tilted around and once more let the sand tell the passing of the twenty-and-four hours. There were books covered with mildewed leather and locked with iron padlocks and spider webs. Hung from the wet ceiling was a representation of the sun with the planets revolving eternally around that fair orb, but the pitted moon alternated with light and shadows.
And the wise man read from a book written in letters made by those long dead, and now and then he ate a crust of bread or sipped wine from a ram’s horn, but never did he stop reading and when they touched him on the shoulder to attract his attention he shook them off murmuring, “By the Seven Sacred Caterpillars! let me finish this page, for what a pity were I to die without knowing what this man wrote some thousand years ago in Ankor.”
But at last he finished the page and sat blinking at them with his wise eyes sunk deep into a mummy face while his body shook with the decrepitude of age. And Cecil asked him,
“What is the meaning of the word ‘synthesis?’”
“This a dream of mine which only now I find the waking meaning of.”
“Tell the dream,” the Overlord commanded.
“This but a dream. Suppose there were thirty wise men learned in all wisdom obtained from the reading of ancient books on alchemy and magic and histories and philosophy. These men knew of animals and jewels such as margarites and chrysoberyls and of all plants such as Dittany which cures wounds and Mandragora which compelleth sleep (though why men should want to sleep when there is so much to read and profit by the reading I do not know). But these men-are old and some day will die. So I would take these thirty old men and one young man and have them drink a wine that I have distilled these many years and by synthesis there would only be one body — that of the young man — but in that man’s brain would be all the subtle and ancient wisdom of the thirty savants, and thus we would do century after century so no wisdom would be lost to the world.”
The Lady Angelica leaned over his shoulder. “And have you made this wine?” she asked.
“Yes, and now I am working on its opposite, for why place thirty bodies into one unless you know the art of once again separating this one body into the original thirty. But that is hard. For any fool can pour the wine from thirty bottles into a single jar, but who is wise enough to separate them and restore them to their original bottles?”
“Have you tried this wine of synthetic magic?” asked the Overlord.
“Partly. I took a crow and a canary-bird and had them drink of it and now in yonder wicker cage a yellow crow sits and nightly fills my cave with song as though it came from the lutes and citherns of fairie-land.”
“Now that is my thought,” cried the Lady Angelica. “We wall take the best and bravest fighters of our land and the sweetest singer of songs and the best juggler of golden balls and thirty of them, and I myself will drink of this synthetic wine and thus the thirty will pass into my body and I will go and visit the Giant and in his hall I will drink of the other wine and there will be thirty to fight against the one and they will overcome him and slay him and then I will drink again of the vital wine and in my body I will carry the thirty conquerers back to Walling and then again drink and in my body carry the thirty heroes of this battle back to the dark forest, there to be liberated by your wonder wine. Have you enough of it, of both kinds?”
The old man looked puzzled.
“I have a flagon of the synthetic wine. Of the other to change the synthesized back into their original bodies only enough for one experiment and mayhaps a few drops more.”
“Try those drops on that yellow bird,” commanded Cecil.
The old man poured from a bottle of pure gold, graven with a worm that eternally renewed his youth by swallowing his tail, a few drops of a colorless liquid and offered it to the yellow bird in the wicker cage. This bird drank greedily and of a sudden there were two birds, a black crow and a yellow canary and ere the canary could pipe a song the crow pounced on it and killed it.
“It works,” croaked the old man. “It works.”
“Can you make more of the second elixir?” asked Lord Gustro.
“What I do once I can do twice,” proudly said the ancient.
“Then start and make more, and while you are doing it we will take the golden bottle and the flagon and see what can be done to save the simple folk of our dark forests, though this is an adventure that I think little of for this fraught with danger for a woman I love.” Thus spake the Overlord.
And with the elixirs in a safe place they rode away from the cave of the old man. But Lord Gustro took the Over-Lord aside and said,
“I ask a favor. Allow me to be one of these thirty men.”
Cecil shook his head. ‘‘No. And once again and forever NO! In the doing of this I stand to lose the apple of my eye, and if she comes not back to me I shall die of grief, and then you and you alone will be left to care for my simple folk. If a man has but two arrows and shoots one in the air, then he were wise to keep the other in his quiver against the day of need.”
The Lady Angelica laughed as she suspected the reason of their whispering.
“I will come back,” she said laughingly, “for the old man was very wise, and did you not see how the yellow bird divided into two and the crow killed the canary?”
But the Homonculus held in Lord Cecil’s arms started to cry.
“What wouldst thou?” asked the kindly Overlord.
“I would be back in my bottle again," sobbed the little one. And he sobbed till he went to sleep soothed by the rocking canter of the war horse.
Two evenings later a concourse of brave men met in the banquet hall. There were great silent men skilled in the use of mace, byrnies and baldricks, who could slay with sword, spear and double-bitted battle-ax. The Juggler was there, and a singer of songs and a reader of books, very young but very wise. And a man was there with sparkling eyes who could by their glance put men to death-sleep and waken them with the snap of thumb and finger. And to these were added the Overlord and Lord Gustro and the trembling Homonculus and on her throne sat the Lady Angelica very beautiful and very happy because of the great adventure she had a part to play in. And in her hand was a golden goblet and in the hand of the thirty men crystal glasses, and the thirty and one drinking vessels were filled with the wine of synthesis, for half of the flagon was poured out, but the flagon, half filled and the golden drug viand the Lady Angelica hid beneath her shimmering robe. Outside a ladies’ horse, decked with diamond-studded harness, neighed uneasy in the moonlight.
Lord Cecil explained the adventure, and all the thirty men sat very still and solemn; for never had they heard the like before, for they none feared a simple death but this dissolution was a thing that made even the bravest wonder what the end would be. But when the time came and the command given they one and all drained their vessels and even as the Lady drank her wine they drank to the last drop.
Then there was a silence broken only by the shrill cry of a hoot owl, complaining to the moon, concerning the doings of the night folk in the dark forest. The little Homonculus hid his face in the shoulder of the Overlord but Cecil and Lord Gustro looked straight ahead of them over the banquet table to see what was to be seen.
The thirty men seemed to shiver and then grew smaller in a mist that covered them and finally only empty places were left at the banquet table, and empty glasses. And only the two men and the Lady Angelica and the shivering Homonculus were left. And the Lady laughed.
“It worked,” she cried. “I look the same but I feel different, for in me are the potential bodies of the thirty brave men who will overcome the Giant and bring peace to the land. And now I will give you the kiss of hail and farewell and will adventure forth on my waiting horse.” And kissing her Father on the mouth and her lover on the cheek and the little one on the top of his curly-haired head she ran bravely out of the room and through the stillness they could hear her horse’s hoofs, silver-shod, pounding on the stones of the courtyard.
“I am afraid,” shivered the little one. “I have all wisdom but I am afraid as to this adventure and its ending.”
Lord Cecil comforted him. “You are afraid because you are so very wise. Lord Gustro and I would like to fear, but we are too foolish to do so. Can I do anything to comfort you, little friend of mine?”
“I wish I were back in my bottle,” sobbed the Homonculus, “but that cannot be because the bottle was broken when I was taken from it, for the mouth of it was very narrow, and a bottle once broken cannot be made whole again.” So all that night Lord Cecil rocked him to sleep singing to him lullabies while Lord Gustro sat wakeful before the fire biting his finger nails, and wondering what the ending would be.
Late that night the Lady Angelica arrived at the gate of the Giant Castle and blew her wreathed horn. The Giant dropped the iron-studded gate and curiously peered at the lady on the horse.
“I am the Lady Angelica,” said the Lady,” and I have come to be your bride if only you will give free passage to our caravans so we can commerce with the great world outside, and when my father dies you will he Overlord of our land, and perchance I will come to love you, for you are a fine figure of a man and I have heard much of you.”
The giant towered over the head of her horse and he placed his hand around her waist and plucked her from the horse and carried her to his banquet hall and sat her down at one end of the table. And laughing in a somewhat silly manner he walked around the room and lit pine torches and tall candles till at last the whole room was lighted. And he poured a large glass of wine for the Lady and a much larger glass for himself and he sat at the other end of the table and laughed again as he cried.
“It all was as I dreamed. But who would have thought that the noble Lord Cecil and the brave Lord Gustro would have been so craven! Let’s drink to our wedding, and then to the bridal chamber.”
And he drank his drink in one swallow. But the Lady Angelica took from under her gown a golden flask and raising it she cried,
“I drink to you and your future, whatever it is,” And she drained the golden flask and sat very still. A mist filled the room and swirled widdershams in thirty pillars around the long oak table, and when it cleared there were thirty men between the Giant and the Lady.
The Juggler took his golden balls, and the man with the dazzling eyes looked hard on the Giant and the student took from his robe a book and read the wise sayings of dead Gods backwards, while the singer of songs plucked his harp strings and sang of the brave deeds of brave men long dead. But the fighting men rushed forward and on all sides started the battle. The Giant jumped back, picked a mace from the wall and fought as never man fought before. He had two things in mind, to kill and to reach the smiling lady and strangle her with bare hands for the thing she had done to him. But ever between him and the Lady was a wall of men who with steel and song and dazzling eyes formed a living wall that could be bent and crushed but never broken.
For centuries after in the halls of Walling the blind singers of songs told of that fight- while the simple folk sat silent while they listened to the tale. And no doubt as the tale past from one singer-aged to the next singer young it became ornamented and embroidered and fabricated into something somewhat different from what really happened that night. But even the bare truth telling first hand as told in parts by those who battled was a great enough tale. For men fought and bled and died in that hall and finally the Giant dying broke through and almost reached the lady, but then the song man tripped him with his harp and the wise man threw his heavy tome in his face and the juggler shattered his three golden balls against the giant’s forehead, and at the lastward the glittering eyes of the sleep-maker fastened on the dying eyes of the giant and sent him sleepily on his last sleep.
And the Lady Angelica looked around the shattered hall and the thirty men who had all done their part and she said softly, “These be brave men and they have done what was necessary for the good of their country and for the honor of our land and I cannot forsake them or leave them hopeless,” and she took the rest of the wine of synthesis and she drank part, and to every man she gave a drink, even the dead men whose mouths she had to gently open and wipe the blood from gritted teeth ere she could pour the wine into their breathless mouths. And she went back to her seat and sitting there she waited.
The mist again filled the hall and covered the dead and dying and those who were not hurt badly but panted from the fury of the battle. And when the mist cleared only the Lady Angelica was left there, for all the thirty had returned to her body through the magic of the synthetic wine.
And the Lady said to herself,
“I feel old and in many ways different, and my strength has gone from me, and I am glad there is no mirror to show me my whitened hair and bloodless cheeks, for the men who have come back into me were dead men and those not dead were badly hurt and I must get back to my horse before I fall into a faint of death.”
She tried to walk out, but stumbling fell. On hands and knees she crawled to where her horse waited for her. She pulled herself up into the saddle and with her girdle she tied herself there and then told the horse to go home. But she lay across the saddle like a dead woman.
The horse brought her back. Ladies in waiting took her to her bed and washed her withered limbs and gave her warm drinks and covered her wasted body with coverlets of lambs wool and the wise physicians mixed healing drinks for her and finally she recovered sufficiently to tell her father and her lover the story of the battle of the thirty against the Giant and how he was dead and the land safe.
“And now go to the old man and get the other elixir,” she whispered,” and when it works have the dead buried with honor and the wounded gently and wisely cared for and then we will come to the end of the adventure and it will be one that the singer of songs will tell of for many winter evenings to the simple folk of Walling.”
“You stay with her, Lord Gustro,” commanded the Overlord, “and I will take the wise Homonculus in my arms and gallop to the cave and secure the elixir, and when I return we will have her drink it and once again she will be whole and young again and then I will have you two lovers marry, for I am not as young as I was and I want to live to see the throne secure and, the Gods willing, Grandchildren running around the castle.”
Lord Gustro sat down by his lady’s bed and he took her wasted hand in his warm one and he placed a kiss on her white lips with his red warm ones and he whispered, ‘ ‘ No matter what happens and no matter what the end of the adventure I will always love you, Heart-of-mine. ” And Lady Angelica smiled on him and went to sleep.
Through the dark forest Cecil, Over-Lord of Walling, galloped with the little wise man in his arms. He flung himself off his war horse and ran quickly into the cave.
“Have you finished the elixir?” he cried.
The old man looked up, as though in doubt as to what the question was. He was breathing heavily now and little drops of sweat rolled down his leathered face.
“Oh! Yes! I remember now. The elixir that would save the lady and take from her the thirty bodies of the men we placed in her by virtue of our synthetic magic. I remember now! I have been working on it. In a few more minutes it will be finished.”
And dropping forward on the oak table he died. In falling, a withered hand struck a golden flask and overturned it on the floor. Liquid amber ran over the dust of ages. A cockroach came and drank of it and suddenly died.
“I am afraid,” moaned the little Homonculus. “I wish I were back in my bottle. ’ ’
But Cecil, Overlord of Walling, did not know how to comfort him.
The Battle of the Toads
My first thought of the monk was, “He looks like a toad!” My second thought was, “But, mayhap, he will be of use to me in becoming the Overlord of Cornwall.”
For some years I had been obsessed with this desire, to become the ruler of this strange land. Odd longings had led me to foreign lands, and there I had seen things and performed acts, the telling of which made ordinary stay-at-homes gape with astonishment. Now, with the education that results only from such adventure-some activity, I felt that it was time for me to settle down and become a somebody among the landed gentry of the British Isles. Learning that there was no great man of outstanding merit in that part of the world known as Cornwall, I felt that opportunity knocked at my door; so I journeyed to Cornwall.
That journeying, perforce, was slow. My charger, spavined, aged, thin and blind of one eye, made difficult work of carrying me and my armor. In fact, on the third day after entering the new land that in the future I was to rule over, this nag showed his profound indifference to my ambitions by allowing me to find him dead when I awoke by his side in the dark forest. It being impossible for even a man of my great strength to make much headway on foot, carrying a complete set of harness, including lance, mace, great sword and shield, I sorrowfully placed much of my treasures in a pile under some leaves and stone, and journeyed on with a dagger in my belt and my so-heavy sword and shield pounding my back at every step.
So I came to the castle of the Abbe Rousseau. Of course, he should have been living in a monastery with other priests; in fact, a man of his name had no business in Cornwall at all, at all, as his name in every way was French. I made up my mind that when I became Overlord of the country, such irregularities should be given particular attention. Yet, at that time, I was in need of shelter and food and a warm place by the fire; so I was not inclined to state openly my views concerning foreigners. In very truth, some of the natives might rightly have called me an outlander myself; which, in a way, was true, as I could hardly speak their language, and in another way was not true, as I intended to become their Overlord (though they did not know this latter fact during the first few weeks of my stay in Cornwall).
The Abbe lived in a pile of ruins that might be called, by courtesy, a castle. Though the place was a rather hopeless mess of fallen stone, still it was a tough nut to crack, and I suppose that I should still be outside the walls had I not been able to convince the Abbe, by the use of my most excellent Latin and French, that I was a man of culture, meant him no harm, and was in sore need of the hospitality and refreshments that he could offer me.
Finally he opened a little door and let me in.
It was twilight; he had his face partly covered with a hood; the pine split that he carried was small and smoking; so, for more reasons than one, I did not see his face till I arrived with him-in front of a large fire that blazed in the great hall. Leaving me there, he wended him into the shadows, where he found and brought to me a well-gnawed joint of meat, some hard bread and a bottle of sour wine. On this banquet I regaled myself with the eagerness born of hunger, rather than with the enjoyment of an epicurean.
And after I had eaten all that there was to eat I thanked my host. Now, for the first time, I saw his face. In worn velvets he stood before the fire, warming his withered shins and ivory hands. Those hands, dead white, with large blue veins coursing over them; those hands, with long, hungry fingers and uncut nails, caused me to shiver, for the fingers moved in aimless fashion, and as though alive and independent of the man that they were grown to; which was a thought that so far I had never had of the fingers of any man whom I had ever seen.
But strangest of all, and far more soul-racking to me, was the sight of the man's face. Of course, it was the face of a man. It was easy to tell that it was a man who had admitted me and fed me and now stood before the fire, ready to talk to me; I bitterly told myself that I was a fool to think otherwise of one who had so hospitably entertained me; yet there was something about that face, so intermittently illumined by the dancing shadows from the fluttering flames — there was something about that face that chilled me and made me hurriedly clutch at the gold crucifix hung around my neck — for there was something about the face of the man that made me think of a toad.
The lips were thin, bloodless, tightly compressed, and stretched wide across a face that was remarkable for the receding forehead and shrunken cheeks. The skin was like parchment, thin parchment of a slightly green tinting — and now and then, as the Abbe stood there in silent meditation, he breathed into his closed mouth and puffed out those thin cheeks like a fish-bladder, and then he looked more like a frog than ever.
Of course, I could not say a word in regard to it. A Christian knight, who pretends to be a gentleman, does not eat the meat of a stranger and accept his hospitality and then repay him by telling him how very much like a frog he looks. At least, that was not the way that I acted in such emergencies; yet there was no harm in my thinking, and I certainly thought hard.
Then the Abbe asked me who I was and how I was hight and what I was doing, wayfaring in Cornwall; to all which questions I made answers that had a great deal of the truth in them, though I was naturally unwilling to confide in him as far as my desire to become Overlord of the land was concerned. He seemed to be well pleased with all that I had to say, and more and more he teetered on his feet, which were longer than the feet of most men, and faster and faster he puffed out his checks, breaking into my remarks with a strange puffing of wind, which, to my excited fancy, sounded rather like the croak-croak-croak of bullfrogs at the breeding season. Then, when I came to an end, he told me of himself.
“Fair sir, who say you are Cecil, son of James, son of David, son of John, and even back as far,as the son of Saint Christopher, you have some to Cornwall in good time, and the moment of your arrival in this wild land is indeed opportune. Of course, I am not a man of Cornwall, nor are these friends of mine you will see here tonight. Some of us are from France, and again there are some from Bohemia, and a few from the far lands beyond the deserts of Tartary, but we are all brothers, bound together by ties of blood and desire, and held fast by a blood-oath and a great ambition, which will be soon disclosed to you. Yet, while we all excel in brains and chicanery and knowledge, weird and deadly, yet none of us is skilled in arms and the use of weapons of offense and defense, and this is not due to any lack of bravery on our part — oh! believe me, fair sir, when I say that it is not due to any lack of bravery on our part, but, rather, to the possession of certain defects which prevent us from the brave art of war that most men delight in. So we gain our ends by other means, but tonight we must have a man who will fight for us, if there be need of fighting, and though I hope that such will not he the ease, still, there may be need of fighting — yes, there is no doubt that there will he use for a sharp sword, though it would be so nice if you could use your dagger.”
“Oh! as for that;” I replied, “I can use either one that is the most needed. Personally, I prefer the two-handed sword that I carry on my back, but, perhaps, if there is not much room, and the light is not the best, the dagger would be the weapon of choice. Now, in my previous work with giants, I always felt that the sword was the best, because there always came a time when it was necessary to carve off their heads, and, of course, that is slow work with a dagger. Yet, in little melee that I had with a one-eyed dragon in a cave mi the Canary Isle I obtained much satisfaction in blinding bun with one stroke of the dagger and the next moment the point found his heart. You would have enjoyed that little fight, Abbe, and I am sure that had you seen it, you would have full confidence in my ability to handle any emergency that might arise tonight.”
The Abbe smiled, “I like you. On my word, I like you. I am so impressed with you that I am almost tempted to ask you to become one of the Brethren. That may come later on. But to.the point of my tale. We are gathered here tonight to witness the overcoming of one of our greatest and most troublesome enemies. For centuries he has outwitted us and caused us grief. More than one brother has come to his death through the evil machinations of this fiend. But at last we have outwitted him, and tonight we are going to kill him. Naturally, when he dies his power will come to us, and, with that additional power, there is no telling to what heights of fame the Brethren will rise. We will kill him. For centuries he has boasted of his immortality, of his greatness, of his inability to be harmed; yet tonight we will kill him.
“I misspoke myself. We will not kill him.
“So, tonight we will do this. I have this man in a glass bottle. By craft, I induced him to enter the bottle. Once there, he took a new shape — and was it not a pleasant thing that he took the shape he did! It gave me the power and the glory — world without end — no!
“This thing in the bottle can not be killed by poison, by steel, by fire, by water or by the preventing of his breath from reaching his lungs. There is no weapon of sufficient power to destroy him — but tonight he dies— tonight he is inside the glass bottle and I am on the outside, and he has voluntarily assumed the shape that makes it possible for me to kill him — through the glass — do you see? The glass is transparent. He has to look at me! I shall look at him, and in that glance lies his death. Soon he will shrivel, smaller; little by little he will lose his form till he lies, a few drops of slime, a twisted mass of softened bone, at the bottom of the bottle. Then I shall take the stopper out, and oh! the cunning I showed when I selected the stopper! True, it is of glass, but at the center there are ashes from the bones of saints and tears that fell from the eyes of Mary, and a drop of sweat from the brow of one of the saints, and it is thus I hold the fiend a prisoner. Well, since he is dead, the stopper is of no value; so I will remove it and place my mouth on the mouth of the bottle and suck into me the spirit of this dead fiend. No longer having a body to stay in, that spirit will be glad to inhabit me, and thus I will have the strength and power and glory of this fiend from Hell. Rather clever, what?”
“Indeed it is,” I replied with a lilt to my voice and a nausea in the pit of me. “But why do you have me in the drama, if my sword and my dagger are useless against this Evil One?”
He came over to me. He walked across the floor, and his feet made no noise on the pavement stones; he slid over to me and ingratiatingly put a hand on my hand and almost a cheek against my cheek, and, as I shivered at the cold touch of him and the clammy skin so cold and dew-wetted, he whined in my ear:
“You are to guard me, fair youth. You who are so brave and full of desire and the longing to be someone before you die, you have been sent here by Fate, in a most opportune moment, for you can guard me when I need that protection. Can not you see the situation? There I am, with my mouth over the mouth of the bottle, all ready to breathe in the spirit that will make me the greatest of all men, living or dead. Suppose just before I breathe, one of the Brethren (and I particularly suspect the man from Gobi) slips a dagger through my heart and takes my place as the breather-in of this power of greatness. Think how horrible this would be — what a sad ending to all my thoughts of greatness! And I have planned it all and plotted it all and brought it all to pass, and: why should I, at the lastward, be denied the right to become Emperor of the Powerful Ones, simply because a Chinese dagger is plunged through my heart? I know you will protect me. Oh! promise that you will be at my back and see that none of the Brethren acts in a manner that is wrong. Will you promise me? And in return I will see that you are paid. What do you wish most? Gold? Power? The love of beautiful women? Let me look into your eyes. Oh, lovely! You are a true brother of mine, for I see that you desire a warm room and safety and a library, with many books therein, and old manuscripts and curious vellums. I will give you all of these. I know you know me for a brother now. We are akin. Ha! What say you if I rewarded by giving you a copy of
“I certainly will,” I replied, and I was almost enthusiastic.
Of course, there were a few additional things that I wanted, but I thought it unwise to mention these ambitions at this time. I really was not very well acquainted with the Abbe, and, after all, it is not best to be two precipitous in your confidences.
The Abbe seemed pleased. He insisted! on shaking hands. He even kissed me, on both cheeks, after the French fashion.
I want to say at this place, that though I have performed many brave acts of derring-do in my short life, such as subduing, single-handed, the Yellow Ant of Fargone, eight feet tall and very deadly in its poison, and facing, undaunted, the Mystic Mere Woman of the Western Sea; still, the bravest moment of my life was when I withstood the frog kiss of the Abbe and did not scream; for I wanted to — oh! how I longed to howl out my fear to the listening owls and scorpions — but, of course, such conduct would be unseemly in the future Overlord of Cornwall. So I smiled, and vowed him my vows and told him to be sure not to forget the copy of
It was later on, an eternity of waiting as far as I was concerned, but perhaps only an hour or so in actual minutes, and then we foregathered in a lower room of the castle. A light shone in that room, though where it came from was only one more thing for me to worry over. Near one wall was a low stool, and in front of it a low table, and on that table something, tall and round, covered by a square of velvet tapestry.
The Abbe sat on the stool.
I stood behind him, and my right hand thoughtfully fingered the handle of my favorite dagger, the one carved out of ivory into the semblance of a woman — and the naked blade of her had kissed more than one brave man and foul monster to death.
Then from cracks in the walls — yes! perhaps cracks in the floor, or so it seemed to my fancy — the brethren came into being and gathered in a semicircle around the table, and their faces all seemed frog-like and of a peculiar resemblance to the Abbe— and there they stood, and I said to my knees, “Thou art of the offspring of the loins of Christopher;” and I whispered to my jaws, “In silence, remember the bravery of thy grandsire David.” But in spite of these admonitions my knees and my jaws castanetted, to my sore dismay.
From the Abbe came a croak. And in a low chorus came answering croaks from the men who stood before us. I looked into their faces, and in the shifting, shimmering streak of light I saw the same frog-like features that I had been so amazed at seeing in the face of the Abbe.
Before I could properly conceal my astonishment, the Abbe took a chalice from a hole in the wall, and, after doing that which seemed rather indecorous, took it in both hands and gave each of the Brethren a drink from it. What that drink really was I, at that time, could only imagine, but later on, after deep study of Satanism, I frequently shuddered at my narrow escape that night. Fortunately, I was not asked to join with them in the draining of the cup.
Seating himself on the stool back of the table, he bade me take the covering from off the thing that was both tall and round. I did so, and, even as he had told me, there was a large glass bottle with a toad squatting at the bottom. The glass of the vessel was of a wonderful clearness. There was no difficulty in seeing the toad, every part of him, but especially his face and eyes. He faced the Abbe — and the eyes of these two loathsome things, one a demon-frog, and the other a man-frog, — glowed ghoulishly at each other.
Meanwhile, the other Brethren, those from Bohemia, and even as far as Gobi, stood silently, and whether they even breathed or not was hard to say, for all I knew was that none of them should come to the back of the Abbe, and also I knew that what I was seeing was a most interesting sight.
The two animals looked at each other. Between them, separated by a glass wall, divided by thousands of years of different thinking, conflicting ambitions, crossed personalities, waged a conflict of the souls, such as rarely has been fought on this earth or any other so far as I know though, of course, I do not know all that there is to know about the other planets, or this one either, for that matter.
They glared at each other, each striving for supremacy, each trying to destroy the other. I could not see the eyes of the Abbe, but clearly I saw that the eyes of the imprisoned toad were the eyes of confidence, and supreme confidence.
Did the Abbe see in that what I saw?
He must have! For he tried to escape. Three times he endeavored to arise and flee, and each time he was pulled down to the stool and his face and eyes drawn closer to the face peering at him so derisively through the clear glass wall. Then, with a low moan, the poor man slumped silently forward, and even before our eyes he melted, first into a jelly, and then into a pool of evil, odoriferous slime, running here and there over the floor, but mainly absorbed and held together by the clothing of what had once been called the Abbe Rousseau.
And as he died, the frog grew larger and in some ways changed to a more human shape. He swung slowly around in the bottle, and, in the course of the circle that his eyes made he looked long at each of the Brethren, and after that look, they stood still and moved not, though in the face of each came a gleam of despair.
Now the thing in the bottle looked at me. Well, let him look all he wanted to! I was holding fast to the cross in my bosom and I knew the power of the cork to hold him inside his crystal prison. If I found that there was something to his glare, I could shut my eyes. Of course, I knew that I could shut my eyes whenever I wanted to, if the influence was too baleful.
But those eyes did not try to do me harm. Rather –
The thing stood on his hind legs, and with his hand he made a sign
Shocked beyond measure, I recalled that appeal for help, taught me by other Brethren in the desert of Araby. What could such a creature mean by doing thus? Or was it an accident? A coincidence?
Or had this toad also once been in the Holy Presence in Araby?
Of course, I knew what he wanted.
And, answering his sign, I pulled out the cork.
He came out.
I had expected that, but I was surprized to find that after he had passed through the neck of the bottle he was no longer a toad but rather like a man. Even his face did not look like the face of the Abbe, but had a pleasant countenance that in some way warmed my heart and removed at least a part of my apprehension.
He paid no attention to me, but passed slowly in front of the frog-faced men, and as he passed they moaned in anguish and fell on their knees and faces before him and tried to kiss his feet-
But it was this act of adoration that made me look at his feet, and then I saw that they were hoofed and hairy, like those of a goat.
Finally, he passed all the men, and, turning, made a sign, and at that sign they also turned to slime, and their ending was in all respects like the ending of the Abbe, naught being left on the floor save the clothing that they wore and the toad-juice, oozing out of it.
Then the strange man came to where I was standing, braced gainst the wall to keep me from falling, and he said merrily:
“Well, Cecil, my good fellow and rare sib, how goes the evening?”
“Pleasant enough,” I replied; “first with one divertissement and then another. In fact, it has been a most profitable time for me.”
“Lad,” he said kindly, gripping me by the shoulder, and in that grip was the warmth of human comradeship, “you showed rare discernment in releasing me from that bottle. Of course, I could have broken it, but there was something about your face that pleasured me and I wanted to test you. You also had been in Araby, in the East, and when I asked for help, you gave it. These toad-men have worried me for years. I have tried to destroy them, for they hurt my cause, but never till tonight, and then only by guessing better than they did, could I gather them together in one room. I warrant the Abbe was surprized. He had experimented and killed many a real toad and, of course, he thought that if I was in the guise of a toad, he could kill me; but, of course, I was not a toad, but just in the appearance of one for the time being. Well, that is over with and I can go back to better and happier occupations. But — you really did let me out, and, perhaps, the magic of that cork was stronger than I thought, so I will give you three requests, my dear sib — ask for anything you desire.”
My heart was in my mouth, but, none-the-less, I spoke up bravely:
“Give me power to conquer all giants, robbers, knaves, salamanders, ogres, serpents, dragons and all evil things, male and female, on, beneath, and above the earth, wherever and whenever I come into conflict with them.”
“That is a lot of power, but I will grant it.”
“Then I want a nice castle, with all the furnishings, and, above all, a good library. Long ago there was a book by a woman, called
The man laughed.
“I heard the Abbe tell you about that book. Do you know that I was well acquainted with that girl? In fact, I put some of the idea about that book into her head. Well, I will fix up this castle in the way you want it. And, now, what next? Do you desire no temporal power?”
“Certainly,” I said, in almost a grandiose manner: “ I want to rule in Cornwall.”
“That is easy, a mere bagatelle. I think they call such a person the Overlord. Well, I must be going. I wish you a long life and a merry one.”
He vanished amid the hooting of owls. All around me stirred new life in stone and plaster, and the reassembling of things that were dust a thousand years. Slowly I walked through the long halls, and here and there a menial bowed low in humble obeisance. On and on I walked, and, finally, into the great hall, and there men-at-arms waited my command, and little pages ran to ask my desires.
Still slowly, and as though in a dream, I mounted the winding stairway and climbed up to the top of the tower. It was a beautiful night, starlighted and with a full moon. There I stood beside a sturdy warrior, standing watch over the safety of the castle.
Far down the winding road came the sound of trumpets and the pleasant music of horses’ feet on the hard clay and the sounding clash of sword, falling against armor at each step of the charger. There came the noise of many men and here and there a peal of woman’s laughter.
“What means this cavalcade advancing toward my domain?” I gruffly asked the aged warrior, who smiled in the moonlight as he replied:
“These be the great men of Cornwall, with their ladies and knights and all of their men-at-arms, who wend their way through the night to bid you welcome to Cornwall, and humbly acknowledge you as their Overlord.”
“That is as it should be,” I made reply. “Go and command that all be prepared against their arrival. And when they come, bid the nobles come to me; they will find me — in the library.”
The Tailed Man of Cornwall
For several days I was more than busy receiving the great men of Cornwall who thronged to my castle, driven by some mysterious urge, which no one fully comprehended but myself, to acknowledge me as their Overlord. The statements that they made to me concerning my fitness for this position were most flattering, and at the same time, as I heard their petitions to have this and that giant killed and one enemy or another of the land driven out or destroyed, I felt that there was certainly a great deal of work connected with the responsibility. Still, I told them, one and all, that, just as soon as I could, I would attend to all these minor adventures, because if I was going to be Overlord of a country, I wanted that land to be peaceful, quiet and safe. They were delighted with my promises, and departed, thoroughly convinced of my power to do all that would be asked of me. Of course, there was not much doubt in my mind as to my ability to perform any great act of chivalry that fell to my lot. I am sure that I was clever enough to conquer anything, even without help, but, of course, it was far more pleasant to know that I had the assistance of the Demon whom I had rescued from the glass bottle on the occasion of the Battle of the Toads.
Finally, but one of the great lords remained. He was a rather pleasing personality but of a dour humor, for during all the days that he had eaten my meat he had never smiled. He remained behind, and I suspected rightly that the reason for his doing so was a desire to talk over some matters with me which could not be discussed in the presence of the other knights. I heard, indirectly, that he had some ambitions to become Over-lord of Cornwall himself; naturally, those ambitions were blighted by my very astonishing assumption of authority. I thought for a while that he might have a desire to slip a dagger into me, but found, in a short time, that I was completely misjudging the poor fellow. He was not worrying about his loss of power, but of something far more precious to him, the loss of his fair lady love.
The unhappy young man told me the sad tale the first evening we were alone. I had purposely taken him into my new library, as I found that he was fond of the finer things in life, and it was my belief that in the quiet peace of that room, in front of the fire, he would feel more confidential and less embarrassed in the telling of his story than he would otherwise. This was a correct supposition. In no time at all he unburdened himself and told me of his great sorrow.
“I am a man of Cornwall,” he said. “My family have always lived in Cornwall. Perhaps I would have been wiser had I always remained here, but, like many young knights, I had to go adventuring. Fate took me to Ireland, and Boy Cupid introduced me to Queen Broda. When we met, doves flew over us and a sparrow lighted on her golden chariot. It was love at first sight, but the sad hap was that she did not know I was from Cornwall. She ruled mightily over a large part of the island, and there her word was law. She loved me, and the fact that I was poor made mighty little difference in the sweetness of her kisses. We were ready to marry, but when she found out that I was from Cornwall, she simply told me that she could never marry me. Then I came home and since then it has made little difference to me whether I was ever Overlord or whether I was even dead or alive. For, to live happy, I must have Broda for wife, and for her to be happy she must have me for her lover, and, yet, she says that it can never be, simply because I am a Cornishman.”
“This a sad tale,” I agreed, “and I suppose you want my help?”
“That is why I lingered.”
“Did she give any reason for her cruel refusal of your love?"
“That in very truth she did. She says that I am from Cornwall and that all Cornishmen have tales of braggadocio and other tails, the very mention of which fills her with fear.”
“You mean that she believed you to be a tailed man?”
“Yes. That is her belief.
“Of course, she must have had some reason for such an idea.”
“Certainly.”
“Naturally, we can not blame her for not marrying you, thinking as she did. It seems to me that under the circumstances the lady showed rare judgment and a very fine discrimination. But why did you not show her that she was wrong?”
“I tried to in every way I could. I told her that I was as tailless as the Irish, but she simply cried and said that she could not trust me, and how would she feel after she was married to me and could not undo it, to find out that I had lied to her? I told her that I was a true man and spoke the truth, but she retorted that thus had all men spoken to women since the days of Knight Æneas and Lady Dido, and that none of them were to be trusted, especially one with a tail.”
I sadly shook my head as I remarked, “Oh! These women! These women!”
“Have you ever been in love!” he asked dolefully.
“Not yet.”
“Then you don’t know half about them. But will you help me?”
“I certainly will do all I can. In fact, I think I will be sending for this mighty Queen and will be after explaining a few things to her. I can tell her positively that you have no tail?”
“That is something that you will have to decide for yourself,” was all the satisfaction that Lord Fitz-Hugh would give me.
I shrugged my shoulders, as I cautioned him.
“I think you ought to be candid with me. I am Overlord now of what I hope will some day be a great realm. One of the foundations of that country will be honesty and fair dealings with our neighbors. Thus we may hope to escape devastating wars. Suppose, on my word of honor as a true King, I tell this lady that you have no tail, and on the strength of my say-so she marries you, and then suppose that she finds that I told her wrong. Think how she would feel! How would I feel if she cut off your head and tail and came to Cornwall to revenge herself on me? I have to know certainly about this. It is realty very important.”
“You will simply have to make up your mind — form your own opinion.”
He was so stubborn that I saw there was nothing to be done about it; so I bade him go back to his castle, and said that when the time came I would send for him. In fact, I did more. Finding that he lived but a day’s journey from my castle, I adventured thither with him the next day and spent a very pleasant time with him. He was living in the castle where he was born and where his family had lived for many generations. I met his mother, a very pleasant lady, who was quite witty, yet, at the same time, remarkably learned and greatly distressed over the unhappiness of her son. Then I left them, promising them that I would do what I could, as soon as I could, and then I was sure everything would turn out in a most happy manner to the great satisfaction of Lord Fitz-Hugh.
It was a fortunate happening that I returned when I did. While the Lords and Knights of Cornwall were perfectly willing for me to be their Overlord, the men of Wales had some different ideas. In fact, they had a candidate of their own. They told me, through their ambassadors, that unless I left the country at once, they would secure the help of the Irish, especially of Queen Broda, who hated Cornwall more than she hated Hell, and they would come over my land and replace all the dead Cornwall men with first-class Welshmen:
I consulted with several of the grayhaired nobles in the vicinity. It seemed that if the Welshmen came by themselves, it would be an even fight, but if the Irish merged forces with either side, it would be hard to overcome them. They said that they would stand by me to the end, but that there was no doubt but that they were afraid of this Irish Queen. I remembered that the Demon had promised that I was to he Overlord of Cornwall, but there was nothing said in our agreement as to how long I was to hold that position and retain the honor. I had a hard time enjoying the library that evening. Even the manuscript of
The next day was stormy. So was the next day. And on the third day came frightened runners, who told that the Irish were marching through the land, and before I could decide how to act, a great army encamped around my castle, and there I was, with Queen Broda on one side of the castle wall and me on the other side, a most peculiar position for a real Overlord to be placed in.
There was nothing to do except to see what she wanted, so I readily gave whiling assent to her request for an interview. She told me, over the drawbridge, through the mouth of a most interesting old herald, that if I doubted her word, I could be accompanied by several hundred of my men-at-arms, but that she preferred privacy and therefore asked that I meet her at sundown that night on the grassy green in front of the castle. I told the herald that I would be there, and that I would come alone, as the Queen requested.
I spent the afternoon in moody silence in the library, trying to decide what the lady wanted and what would satisfy her, but I finally gave it up as something that was hopeless, as there seemed to be no telling what she wanted, and, as far as I knew, no man had ever yet satisfied a woman; at least, he had never lived to boast of it. So I spent the rest of the time reading of the temptations of Saint Anthony, and a most weary time he had of it, what with the desert, dust and the lovely women he did not yield to — at least, he boasted that he did not yield. Later in the afternoon I dressed in my best and at the appointed going-downward of the sun, I walked slowly out through the gate to the grassy place in front of the castle.
Queen Broda sat silent in her golden chariot. She was rather easy to look at. I certainly could not blame young Fitz-Hugh for his infatuation. In fact, I even considered the possibility of explaining to her that I was from France and that things might come to a worse pass than uniting our forces and giving the Welsh a sound thrashing, followed at an appropriate moment by a marriage that would unite the two kingdoms of Ireland and Cornwall. But there was a determined glint in her eye and a pert way of holding her head that made me feel that it would be best for me if I could induce her to take Fitz-Hugh on faith — perhaps I could do more with some other woman than I could with her — may hap Fitz-Hugh could handle her better and easier.
She did not wait for me to even introduce myself, but began, “Are you going to give me what I want?”
“Well, that depends. So far, I have not the least idea of what you are after. Now, if you want me to help you fight the Welsh, I think that we can come to an understanding-”
“Don’t be silly! I just want one thing and that is the head of your Lord Fitz-Hugh.”
I raised my eyebrows slightly.
“Why, Queen Broda! I am astonished. I thought that you and the young man were friendly. It would be too bad to deprive him of his head, and he young and wonderfully debonair. What can the poor fellow have done to have you treat him thus?”
“He courted me and then when I promised to marry him told me that he was of Cornwall.”
“Well, what of it? He had to be from somewhere, did he not?”
“Now, listen to me, Cecil, son of James, son of John, you who hold your place as Overlord by some chicanery that has caused endless talk in this part of the world. In my country we have elephants, cametennus, metacollinarum, white and red lions, men with eyes before and behind. We have satyrs and pigmies and forty-ell giants, but we have no tailed men, and we are certainly not going to have any, certainly not as the husband of Queen Broda; so I came over for the head of this man who insulted me.”
“Ireland,” I replied, “must be a most interesting country. Have you ever heard of what we have here in Cornwall? Have travelers told you of our Cyclopses, fauns and centaurs, of our wild oxen, hyenas, and lamias; of our white merles, crickets, and men with eyes before and behind? Just as soon as I can I intend to destroy all these evil monsters, and I am really surprised, Queen Broda; in fact, I can not understand at all, at all, why it is that you have allowed your fair land to be overrun by such trash as you tell me of. Allow me to offer my services after I have cleaned Cornwall of its monstrosities. Did you know that I had magical powers? How surprised were Gog and Magog when I conquered them, and Agit and Agimandi were absolutely dumbfounded when I bound them in chains and cast them into the Mare Nostrum. I have eaten of the plant Assidos, which protects the eater from evil spirits, and I wear on my body the stone Nudiosi, which prevents the sight from growing feeble and makes it possible for the wearer to see a great distance. For example, at this very moment I can see how this matter is all going to end.”
I could see that she was impressed, for she replied, “Just from looking at you, Sir Cecil, one would not believe you had all these powers, and yet there must be something about you, because in no time at all you have established yourself here.”
“Well, it is hard to tell about a man, just by looking at him. But tell me one thing: what put this idea into your head about Lord Fitz-Hugh’s having a tail?”
“He is a man of Cornwall, and all of that land are thus tailed.”
“Are you sure?”
“Certainly. You are not going to doubt my word, are you? The next thing you will be calling me a liar. It happened this way. A very learned man, Polydore Vergil, hath written the whole tale in his book. He tells how Saint Thomas a Becket came to Strood, one of your villages, which is situated on the Medway, the river that washes Rochester. The men of Cornwall living in that place, wishing to put a mark of contumely on the good Saint, did not scruple to cut the tail off the horse he was riding on, and, for this profane and inhospitable act, they covered themselves with eternal reproach, and since then all the men of Cornwall have been born with tails on them, and no man like that shall ever sit by my side and rule Ireland, and the only way I can ease my pride is to take his head back with me” — here the poor lady began to cry—“and he should have thought of that and how it would make me feel, before he made me love him so. And how would it be for me to be the mother of a poor little Princess with a tail on her like an ape or a monkey?”
“That would not do at all,” I replied in my most soothing way, and when I try to soothe the ladies, I usually succeed. I remember very well how I completely changed the desire of a lady in Araby once, for she was first minded to kill me, but, by my power and a certain talisman that I carried, I compelled her to other ideas. So, I soothingly said:
“That would not do at all. But how would it be, if by my power I removed this tail? Suppose I made Lord Fitz-Hugh like other men? How then? Would you still demand his head?”
“Don’t be silly,” she replied archly. “Of course, I would rather marry him than kill him, but I never thought that anything like that could be done — you mean without a scar? And if there was a little baby, she would be all right? Just like any other little baby?”
“If I promise you that everything will be all right, everything will be all right. All you have to do is to trust me. Of course, it would take some powerful magic. I will at once begin my sorcery by the use of rabdomancy; later on I may have to use the blood of a newborn child, but I should rather not do that unless it is necessary. Suppose we have Lord Fitz-Hugh come over here? You will promise him safe conduct, I know. Then the three of us could go down into my special cavern, far in the bowels of the earth, under my castle, and there I could do what is necessary to this man of Cornwall and make him closer to your heart’s desire.”
“You promise me that it won’t hurt him much?”
“Not as much as cutting off his head. Of course, he may moan a little, but he is quite a brave man, and I am sure that he can stand it. Suppose you send most of your army back and come into the castle as my guest. I can take care of about fifty of your men. Then we will send at once for this tailed man and start to work. I suppose you are anxious to go back to Ireland? But I want you to promise me one thing: If I do this feat of magic for you and restore your lover to you, built as all other men, no fear of hereditary taint, you will tell those men of Wales to leave Cornwall alone or settle with me. Will you promise?”
She promised; so I left her with the understanding that she and fifty of her men would become my guests on the morrow and the rest of the wild Irish were to go back to their island. And I walked back to the castle.
Queen Broda sat silent in her golden chariot, but there was a look of happiness and hope on her lovely face.
The next day Lord Fitz-Hugh came. He was just as dismal as ever.
“I have to remove either your head or your tail,” I told him, “or this wild Irish lassie of yours is going to let the Welshmen cut our throats and wash Cornwall in blood. So, off comes your tail.”
“No one can take my tail off,” he answered, surly and sad.
“And why not?”
“You know why,” was all he could say.
Certainly in that mood he was no fit playmate for a girl like Queen Broda. I saw that I would have to be rather clever or they never would marry, tail or no tail, and there they were, madly in love and grieving themselves sick over the matter.
That night the three of us met in a cell, far down under the castle. It was a very unpleasant place, hut it was the best I could do in a hurry. I had sent down some rattling chains and a brazier of charcoal and some incense, which made a terrible smell, and I had a hound dog tied in one comer and seven rats in a wire cage hanging from the wall; so it all looked horrible enough, and even my blood chilled when the hound howled, which he did every time that he looked up at the rats. I had a stool for the lady to sit on, but Fitz-Hugh and I stood up. I began with the Lord’s Prayer in Latin said backward, a trick I had learned in ray boyhood. And then I threw a dead mouse on the burning charcoal and closed my eyes and just muttered, and then with a howl that startled them all, even the dog, I jumped on poor Fitz-Hugh and wrestled with him, and when I separated from him, I had his tail in my hand, and, after showing it to the Queen, I shakingly put it on the charcoal and it gave off a mighty offensive smell as it burned.
There was no doubt left in the mind of Queen Broda. The man of Cornwall had had a tail; by my magic I had taken the tail from him; and now he had the tail no more and she could marry him. She did not waste any time, but took the poor lad in her arms and kissed him till I tired of the counting, and he kissed her and I saw that I was not wanted; so I suggested that we return to the library and I would leave them there to talk matters over and arrange for their future.
In the library they were most, grateful. The Queen told me that I need never worry about those men of Wales, for she was going to attend to them personally, just as soon as the honeymoon was over. Gladly Fitz-Hugh told me he was going to send me a gold chain and some books he had that I wanted. So everything was lovely, and that very night they were married by my priest.
The next morning they left me. I went down the road a piece with them. Of course, Lord Fitz-Hugh was riding with Queen Broda in her golden chariot, and she was silent, but her eyes and dimpled cheeks did a lot of talking. He stepped out of the chariot and came over to my horse when he said good-bye to me. He looked at me earnestly.
“Cecil, son of James, son of John, son of even Saint Christopher,” he said, “how did you know I did not have a tail?”
I laughed. “That was not hard to find out, Fitz-Hugh. When I had the opportunity, I asked your mother.’’
We looked over at the young bride.
Queen Broda sat silently in her golden chariot. She was smiling.
No Other Man
“Why come to me with your worries?” I asked the old people, rather petulantly. “Any man could find your daughter for you, and there are many good men in your own land.”
I was irritated.
Ever since the time I slew the dragon of Thorp’s Woods, the people of Cornwall thought that all they had to do in time of trouble was to come to me. For a while I tried to be considerate; I really thought at one time that perhaps it was part of my duties as Overlord of the land to kill serpents, destroy giants, and in every way make the country a pleasant and kindly place to live in. To live up to these high ideals gave me little leisure to devote to my special studies, and, often, I was no sooner back from one adventure and comfortably clad in my velvets, with my nose between the pages of a book, than a fresh demand made it necessary to put on my armor again and sally out to rout a few more robbers or cut the head off another slithering snake. It was hard to be so disturbed from the reading of a good book, and in wintertime the harness and armor were so cold that only after some hours of wearing did my goose-flesh subside and enable me to ride my charger with any comfort.
Now, for some weeks, everything in Cornwall had been quiet. If there were any dragons remaining, they thought it best to hide in secret rock caves, while all the robbers had fled to Wales and Brittany, and the giants were all rotting in their gore. As far as my sway extended, all was quiet, and I felt that I had well earned a rest. It was cold, the roads were deep in mire, the sky overcast; my good steed was comfortable, knee-deep in straw and munching the best grain my peasants could raise; I had large logs in the fireplace, now cushions to sit on, a woolen shawl for my knees and another for my shoulders, old wine in the glass, a joint of meat on the table and a book in my hand; why should I worry about wrongs done in Wales or lands of the Scot or Irish?
Then, after but a few days of comfort, these old folks came. They brought with them a long parehment, bearing the scrawl and seal of the King of Wales. That did not mean much to me, for they were changing their kings every month, but it had so impressed my men that they had brought the old folks to the door of my library, and when I refused to see them and ordered them fed and put out of the castle, they raised such a lamentable cry that, from sheer necessity, I gave way to their moans and ordered them in to tell their story.
They were wet and cold; so I gave them a place by the fire. And they seemed hungry so I ordered meat and; wine brought them, and I told them, for the sake of good Saint Jerome, to fill up and dry up first and then I would listen to what they came to say to me. Thus I gained an extra half hour of time to read my book, and when I saw this much time slip down the narrow channel of the sand-glass, and found that in this space of time I had translated over four lines of Latin, I was much cheered and almost tempted to be civil to the old folks.
The story they told was a familiar one. Their daughter had been taken from them they believed that she was; being held a prisoner in one of the mountain caves a dozen miles from their hut. What manner of man or beast had done this foul deed they knew not; there were strange tales about the things that lived in that mountain. They had been to see the king of their land, and he had asked in vain, among all his knights, for one to rescue the maiden; they had all refused to undertake the adventure then he had thought of writing to me concerning the wrong done these old folks and asking me to right it. As they became more excited, they raised their hands and swore that never was there such a lovely girl as their daughter, nor so pure a one, and why had the saints permitted this terror to come to her?
Naturally, I was sorry for them. Yet it seemed to me that I was being imposed upon and that the knights of Wales ought to attend to their own giants and dragons; so, when they finally came to the end of their tale, I gruffly said:
“Why come to me with your worries? Any man could find your daughter for you, and there are many good men in your own land.”
At that they cried out that I was wrong, and the woman said over and over again, “No other man.
However, it all ended in my telling them to go to bed and rest and that on the morrow I would return with them and see what could be done concerning the safety of their daughter, though I doubted if she were yet alive; so, sending them off to a good night’s rest, I ordered fresh logs put on the fire and some spiced beer warmed for my comfort, and started in to read the adventures of a good knight Hercules, who was either a better fighter or a better liar than I ever could hope to become. And, finally, I also sought the warmth of a featherbed, and, disturbed in mind, waited for what the morrow would bring.
The next day, in a drizzle of rain, we started for some town in Wales, the proper sounding of whose name I never did learn. The old dame and her man rode slowly ahead on two sorry nags, while behind them I rode my favorite stallion.
The woolens and leathers I wore under my armor had been well warmed and greased before I started, but the day was chill and in no time at all I became depressed over the cold of the harness on my back. So I tried to pass the time reciting Latin verbs, which made the old folks shiver and cross themselves for that they thought my mutterings to be imprecations and incantations against the power of the Evil One and now and; then my stallion reared in the air and neighed, perhaps for his warm stall and his hearty meals of grain, and perhaps for other things, but I gruffly commanded him to come down to earth on all fours.
So on we drove for the space of five days. At night we slept where we could and by day we rode and suffered from the chill of the cold rain. I had some gold with me and so could pay for the best, but even the best was sorry worst, and ever and again I sighed for my velvets and my fire, good beer and Latin manuscripts. Yet an end finally came, and we arrived at the house of the old man and his wife. It was raining as we came there, and the sky was dark and lowering; yet through the gloom I could see the dark mountains far in the distance, covered with mighty trees and holding in their mysterious fastnesses this supposedly lovely daughter and the unknown monster that had torn her from her parental home.
When the news of our arrival was spread through the little town, the neighbors came, no doubt, to see the Giant-killer, and whether they were disappointed in my looks, I wot not; at least, they did not say so. However, since I had come all this long five-day journey to accomplish another wondrous feat of chivalry, I was glad to have these simple folk to talk to, for I wanted to know all that there was to be known about the land and the special monsters it harbored, and just how this young maiden had been taken, and what manner of fiend it was that had done the deed (for I found that such preliminary investigation was of the greatest value in winning a victory). Also I was glad to have some of the simple folk to carefully dry my armor and rub it with lard and oil, and also to rub over my cold muscles a special holy oil which came to me in a gold vial from the Holy Land, being part of the lard boiled from a great saint during his martyrdom, which laid was very comforting to me, both in a physical and a religious manner.
All of the men had a different tale to tell about the monster. None had actually seen it, but all agreed that it was a serpent, twenty yards long, a shape like a great unicorn, a headless man, a bull with the head of a man, a real dragon like unto those of Gobi, or a three-legged giant. All agreed that it was mighty a horrid thing, that could easily kill a man, simply by blowing a flame of fire in his face. The usual weapons were powerless; steel could not cut, lance could not pierce, mace would not crash. The more they talked, the more peculiar I felt and the more clearly I saw why the knights of Wales were too busy to attend to this matter. It was really an awkward situation.
Yet they were all mightily cheered over my being there and said repeatedly that it any human man could kill this monster, the Giant-killer of Cornwall could, and I told them I was sure I could find the maiden and rid the land of this foul animal, be it man, beast or demon. And at that, a very old Jew bent before me and humbly thanked me and said that he would give me fifty gold crowns if I did so, as he was betrothed to this maiden, having purchased her from her father, and that the wedding would have been consummated by now had the fiend of the mountains not taken her.
I looked at the old man, his withered face and shrunken frame and scanty white hair, and the more I saw of him the less I liked him, and thought to myself that perhaps the girl was better off in the mountain than in his house. In fact, I suddenly grew sick of the whole adventure and demanded that I be taken to my room and left to sleep till the morrow. And so they did to me, and a restless time I had, missing sorely my featherbed, as I tossed on a couch of com shucks.
The next morning the entire people of the town gathered to see me put on my armor, and after that was done and a quart of beer drunk moodily (for it was poor stuff), I sadly mounted my horse and rode toward the mountain, the priest going ahead, singing a prayer, and the old man and woman on either side my horse, and the old Jew running on behind, urging me to be careful, and that he would surely give me my fifty crowns.
The old woman kept repeating, “No other man would do it. No other man!”
“Would be such a fool,” I added in a whisper. “No other man. Why, a thousand men I had read of would have been glad to do such a deed only, I, who had cleared my own country of such monsters, was a fool to do such dirty work for the men of Wales.”
And the old man and the priest and the Jew took up her chant, “No other — man would do it — no other man.” Yet, finally, we came to the edge of the wood and a mile from the side of the mountain, and they paused and said they would go no further with me but would go back and wait in prayer for my safe return.
The trees were so close together that I could not ride my charger so I got off and tied him to a tree, and then I looked into the wood. It was dark and feyish, yet through the trees came glittering, glimmering gems of sunshine, and far away I heard a thrush sing and a squirrel chatter in the tree, and I knew then that I was in the Enchanted Forest, for here was springtime and pleasant weather. It being warm, I took a view of the situation and saw that I could not fight well with all the steel on me so, back to my horse, and there I made myself comfortable, and when I next wended woodward I had on my woolens, and my great sword hung on my back, my shield on one arm, a dagger in my belt, and a lovely woods flower in my right hand.
Thus, on to the rocks, and nearing them I heard the sound of singing, and the song was about love and roses and ladies tresses, and I marvelled at this, and knew that it was magic, and further on I wandered, and finally came to the singer, and at that I was greatly frightened. For I knew that now I was in the midst of a great mystery and a mighty magic. For this evil beast who had stolen the poor girl from her parents had, in preparation for my arrival, changed, by his cunning, his so ugly body into that of a lovely damsel, and was waiting there to deceive me, and, when I was unaware, to kill me with his poisons and his powers.
I knew that it was useless to cut such a being with sword or pierce him with dagger. His body was so much air. In such a conflict, weapons of ordinary use were worthless. So I carefully put off my sword and my shield and my dagger, and, holding the woods flower in my outstretched hand, I closed in to the conflict.
“Though thou art a mighty magician,” I cried, “I command you to give to me the poor little girl you stole from her parents on Ash Wednesday. Give her to me and I will not harm you, but if you persist in your evil desires, I will match my magic with yours and overcome you.”
“Who are you?” demanded the creature, “and why are you here?”
I could tell from the way he talked that he was impressed by my threat.
“I am the Overlord of Cornwall, Cecil, the son of James, the son of David, the son of John, and back even to Saint Christopher, who loved before he became a saint. For years I have ruled in Cornwall. You may be interested in knowing that I am the one who killed the dragon of Thorp’s Woods. I destroyed seven slithering, shimmering snakes in Ireland. Alone and unaided I destroyed seven floors who threatened the reputation of one of our ladies. On twenty-three gallows in my land hang, bound in chains, and coated with tar, twenty-three bandits whom I caught and caused to be punished for their crimes.
I paused to watch the effect of all this. There was no doubt that the miscreant was impressed. So I continued:
“So it was that when this poor girl, who, by the way, was to marry a very rich man, was stolen from her parents, these simple folk appealed to the King of Wales, and he pled with his knights to rescue her, but they all refused, being too busy. So he sent a special letter to me, and for five days I rode over the worst roads possible to effect this great deed. I think that you had better submit quietly and let me restore the girl to her parents and to her future husband, because, if you refuse, I will have to fight and overcome you, no matter what shape you may assume.”
At that the monster started to cry, “She will never go back and marry that miserable old man. It would be better for her to die.”
I realized at once that this was simply a part of the deception that the horrific monster was trying to impose on me with so I grew stern.
“She must go back!” I said harshly, and twirling the woods flower in my hand to distract his attention, I advanced on him, for it was my purpose to suddenly spring forward, take him by the throat, and squeeze him to death before he had a chance to change his form from that of a lovely woman to his usual one of a dragon or six-legged scorpion.
The monster looked at me. The eyes he had assumed were blue, the face fair and smooth as a rose petal, but his mouth was a lovely red bow. The body he had taken for a disguise was fair, and, under the silken robe, swayed with the seductive curves of a Grecian Aphrodite. Suddenly he started to cry.
“No other man,” he sobbed, “would make me go back and marry ” that old Jew. No other man — “
But by then I had jumped forward and crushed him in my arms.
Some days later I came out of the dark forest. My poor charger had eaten all the grass within his reach, had broken loose, but, true to his master, had remained near the armor. I slowly put the heavy pieces back on, being minded to thus return to the town. Then I mounted and drew the damsel up in front of me and thus we slowly rode back to the town.
To my surprize I was met there by a great concourse of armed men. It seems that the King of Wales and his knights, hearing that I had gone into the mountains on such a grim adventure, had gathered to my rescue, and, had I not appeared that day, would have searched for my bones to give them Christian burial. My sudden arrival made such a search unnecessary; so there was nothing to do but make merry over my return from this so great adventure, and allow the feasting and merrymaking to take the place of solemn masses for the peace of my soul.
At the banquet table I commanded that the damsel sit next to me and said that there were very necessary reasons why this should be done. Then came the feasting and the talking, the Welsh being very brave at both of such indoor sports. The King of Wales told how proud they were to have the Overlord of Cornwall take part in such a glorious adventure the; father of the girl told of his joy and thanksgiving for her safe return; the aged Jew handed me a silk bag with the fifty gold crowns in it as the reward he had offered, and then he begged the monarch that the wedding go on while all the world was there and that he would give fine presents to every one of the guests. But I rose in my place and said:
“I can not let this Jew die!”
“What do you mean?” asked the king.
“To explain,” I replied, “will be a pleasure to me, though I can not do so without telling of my overcoming of this great Welsh monster in the mountain cave. If, in the telling, I seem at times to be boastful, you will pardon my pride for, really, the deed; was a great deed and well done. I do not want to tell all the details, but it will be necessary for me to do so in order to show why it is impossible for the Jew to marry her. Because he is a good Jew and I do not want him to die.
“When I came to the woods I heard a horrific hissing and knew by the sound that the monster was trying to frighten me. So, leaving my horse, I advanced carefully, and as the wood grew darker I saw the flashing of lightning and these flashes came from the eyes of the dragon. Finally, I came near enough to see the creature, and you may judge of my surprize when I tell you that it was a worm, many feet long, but, instead of feet like a millipede, it had arms and hands, and each hand grasped a weapon, sharp as a dagger and poisoned with deadly dragon’s doom. There were three heads, and I might remark here that a three-headed monster is not new to me, I having killed several of them in Gorkiland, but in this case only one had a face on it; the other two being smooth of features, save a mouth that dripped blood and spittle. It had no sign of fear and rushed on me, and for over an hour I had need of all my skill defending myself from its weapons. I used, as is my wont in such cases, my two-handed sword and finally succeeded in cutting off one of the heads. It howled mournfully and ran into its cave.
“I rushed after it and was not surprized to find a large cavern well-lighted with the baleful light from the monster’s eyes. Also the headless stump bled a white blood that shone on the floor of the cave.
“The fighting now was hard, because I was constantly stumbling over the bones of maidens he had previously ravished and devoured. At last I snipped off another head, and now the monster retreated into a still smaller cave. Chained to the wall of this cavern was the little girl who had been stolen from her parents and who would have been destroyed, body and soul, at the next full moon, had I not come when I was called for.
“The dragon now assumed the shape of an old magician and, breathing harshly, asked me to leave him at peace, offering to share the beauty of the maiden with me if I did so. Of course, I scorned such a dastardly offer and, calling on him to defend himself, I rushed on him with my dagger. Seeing that he was doomed, by the power of his magic he metamorphosed himself into a bubble of air and vanished down the maiden’s throat.
“I have brought her back. The monster is still within her, waiting for a chance to come forth and destroy all of you good people of Wales. If this poor maiden married the Jew, the monster would sally forth on the bridal night and tear him to pieces. If she remains here, the whole village is in danger. Only is the world safe so long as he realizes that I am close at hand to strangle him to death at his first appearance.”
The audience shivered and seemed stunned by my tale.
Finally the king asked, “What are your plans? And why should you undergo such a risk to save the life at a Jew or of the simple folks of this village?”
“I propose to take the unfortunate girl with me to Cornwall. I shall watch her closely on the trip. If the monster comes from out her, I will at once kill him and return her to the parents and the Jew. If he still sulks in her midgut by the time I reach Cornwall, I shall give her rare medicines I know of and thus, gradually, the monster will die within her. I am a lone man, without wife or children, and it is better for me to take this great risk, even if I die for it, than to have all these good people die in one night of slaughter. Besides, I know a lot about devils and their manner of action, and thus it is best for me to keep the maiden near me till this fiend is thoroughly destroyed.”
“Oh, kind sir,” cried the mother, “how can we thank you? You are too good to us. No other man would have done all the wondrous things just for strangers; I will feel so safe with my daughter in your care.”
And the Jew came up to me on his knees and humbly handed me a gold chain and thanked me for saving his life from a horrible tearing at the hands of this monster.
Now it was late in the afternoon, yet, as the day was warm, I insisted that I depart for Cornwall; so up I got me on my charger, and I put the maiden up in front of me, and in back was a bundle of presents of jewels and fine silken stuffs from the king and his knights, and I wore all my armor, save my helmet, which I had tied to my saddle and wore instead a little velvet cap.
So we said a kindly farewell to all those people.
The king rode down the road with me.
“Art sure, dear sibling,” he asked, as he prepared to leave me, “art sure the damsel hath the devil in her?”
“Certainly,” I replied, very seriously.
“Then she be a true woman,” he answered, “for all women I have ever met are thus inhabited.”
With this he winked at me, and, turning, trotted his horse back to the town where his company waited on him.
Ruth and I fared on through the summer afternoon. More and more as the sun lowered in the kindly sky, she leaned heavily against me, and now and then she sighed, as she looked up at me with those blue eyes and asked: “Dost see aught of the monster peering from my mouth?”
“Nay,” I replied, holding her closer so that she need not be frightened.
“Yet I fear me that it cometh out. Drive it back, my heart!”
And so I did with kisses.
How stubborn that devil was! How hard to drive back!…So, the maiden was satisfied.
Finally, she gasped.
“No other man,” she whispered, “would have done it as you did.”
“No other man,” I echoed.
And once again I drove the devil back from her mouth.
The Bride Well
As Paul Spencer pointed out in our last issue, David H. Keller was a staunch admirer of the works of James Branch Cabell, and while there is a touch of Cabell in all of the
It was not till we came well within the boundaries of my beloved Cornwall that I realized the fact that my appearing before my subjects with a Welsh lady might not be either understood or acceptable to those sturdy knights who had been so faithful to me during the early days of my reign. It was all well enough to rescue the lovely Ruth and even spend long minutes driving the Devil back into her body with long, lingering kisses, but to boldly bring the same lady back to my domains might cause political disturbances of the direst nature. At the same time there was Ruth, on the horse, in front of me; and from certain clinging habits she had spontaneously developed, I had every reason to believe that she intended to remain within the curve of my left arm, waist-bound, for the rest of her life.
"I am Overlord of Cornwall,” I at last made bold to say, "and much of my support comes from nobles with marriageable daughters. So long as I am a bachelor, these nobles will remain my friends, but if they saw you, and found out you were from Wales, then at once there would arise jealous dissensions. So, we stop at the first chapman’s and buy masculine apparel for you, and you will go to my castle as a page.”
"Shall I be your page?” Ruth asked.
"Oh! I presume so. At least I will have no other, and you can run my errands for me, and bind on my armor when I go giant-hunting.”
"That will be nice. I think that I will look well in boy’s clothes. I used to wear them when I was much younger. Will you give me a boy’s name?”
We talked it all over and decided to call her Percy. Later on in the day we met a Jew who was selling clothing to those who would buy, and with him I made a shrewd trade; so, when Ruth came out from behind the bushes she looked like a young lad, not yet shaven. The Jew took her clothes, and some silver, and left us.
Now after that I made Ruth ride behind me, and if there was any holding on to do, she could do it. All that day and one more day we rode, and that night we arrived once more at my castle. Giving orders that my faithful charger be well fed and bedded, and that the treasures I brought with me be safely secured behind lock and bar, I trudged rather wearily to my rooms to remove the iron and leather harness that seemed to be so necessary for a ruler to wear when out on the lonely roads of my country. I bethought me of King Arthur who made the land so safe that a gold bracelet hung on a thorn-bush for three years without being disturbed while it waited for its rightful owner. That was the kind of country I wanted Cornwall to be, some day.
Percy came after me into the privacy of my rooms, and ere I was aware she started to take off my armor, and cleverly found sweet oil to rub me with and my silks and soft leathers; so, before I realized it, I was in comfort before the fire, and she holding out to me a horn of spiced ale, which it seems she had ordered for my comfort on her way up the stone stairs.
After that, came some pleasant days in the library. Of course, Ruth could not read, but she had a clever understanding of the pictures, and her willingness to acknowledge that I knew more than she did was decidedly refreshing to my masculine pride. In my astonishing adventures in the Apurimac Valley, the Blessed Islands, Cabel and Dahomey, I had met many women, but never one who willingly acknowledged my intellectual supremacy. So, as the simple child seemed anxious to learn, I permitted her to look through many of my books and even spent long hours in reading to her. Of course, she wore her boy’s clothes and I was very careful to call her Percy, but occasionally when we were alone I graciously gave her osculatory treatment for the Devil I had forced to enter her.
It was all very lovely and might have continued for an infinity of pleasant evenings, at least for a month or so, had it not been for an unexpected and slightly embarrassing visit from several of my mightiest nobles. There were but three of them, but so powerful were they in the affairs of Cornwall that they might as well have been thirty or three hundred. I received them in the library, first telling Percy to begone and stay begone till she knew they were safely out of the Castle. To help the page pass the time while away from me I gave into his hands a boy, where from he could learn the letters, and thus come, some day, to be able to read.
Before the fire the good knights Bevidere, Arthur the and Mallory sat warming their shins and drinking my wine, the while looking at each other and then sidewise at me as though uncertain as to who should begin the conversation or as to the effect it would have on their Overlord. At last Mallory coughed and started to tell me what was on their minds.
"You must be willing to acknowledge, Cecil, son of James, son of David, son of John and even back to the son of Saint Christopher, that your arrival to our country and you becoming Overlord has been a matter of deep mystery to all of us.”
"There is no doubt that it was most unusual,” I replied.
"We admit that we needed a strong man to rule us. There were robbers and giants and demons within the realm and many strong and jealous countries around us, anxious for our downfall. You arrived here at an opportune time, and, thanks to your ability as a giant-killer and politician, you have given Cornwall a sense of security that before your advent it strangely lacked.”
"My record speaks for itself,” I almost boasted. "Five robber gangs dispersed and from these over a hundred killed in battle or hung on dead limbs to warn all folk of the danger of acting thus in my confines. Three giants, seven deadly serpents, one dragon, and a number of salamanders and ogres have been sent to Limbo. Ireland, thanks to my magical powers, is more than friendly to us. Wales can not attack. In fact, only within the last few weks I adventured there and rid their land of a most horrific curse, following which adventure the King of Wales himself gave me many jewels and other presents of great value. Thus there is no doubt, at least in my mind, that Cornwall hath profited mightily by having me to take charge of the affairs of state.”
Bevidere swore a mighty oath!
"By the bones of the eleven thousand and one virgins of Cologne, no one can gainsay the truth of all you say, and, speaking for the three of us, and we represent the country, I am sure that we value your services as Overlord, though your bookish ways are beyond us-”
"Ah!” I interrupted, "but you have not seen all my books. Now I am sure that if you looked through my copy of
"That may be, but we are not monks. None of us understand the art of reading.”
"You do not have to read. The book of
"That would be different. But to go on where Your Worship broke into my argument. We like you, and value your ability to rule a country, but what will happen to us should you die, of the Black Plague or of the Pox? You have, as far as we know, neither kith nor kin, and, being unmarried, no children to render your dynasty secure. This is why we come here. To urge your marriage.”
I lost no time in making die answer.
"This is no new problem to me, my lords. I know that I owe it to my country to marry and have children, sturdy sons to carry the burden and beautiful daughters to make fortunate alliances. But how can I marry? I am wise but not wise enough to select a wife from among the beautiful virgins of Cornwall. I met Elenore, daughter of Sir Bevidere, and lost my heart to her, but the next day Sir Arthur rode by with his daughter Helen, and I realized that she was blond where Elenore was brunette. Then, the same week chance led me to the home of Sir Mallory, and his daughter Guinevere graced the banquet table. Tell me, my lords, with three such beauties to choose from, how can a man decide? Shall I take Helen and offend the fathers of Elenore and Guinevere? If I marry Elenore, how can I bear to keep the mystical beauties of the other two graces from haunting my nights? That is why I am still a bachelor. Am I right? Only by remaining single can I keep my beloved knights at peace and these darling girls at least with some degree of hope, for so long as I am single I am the rightful property of any woman brilliant enough to win me.”
Sir Arthur smiled:
"Very clever. That speech is on a par with your general performance since dropping into our country from nowhere. We know how you feel. You want to be fair with all of us. But at the same time you must marry. I hear that you are a worker of magic; that by your demoniacal powers you became Overlord, and later on secured the friendship of Ireland by removing the tail from the husband of Queen Broda. We are asking you to use this magic in selecting your bride. To the west of this castle, in the dark forest, centering a fairy ring is a bride well. A single man looking into that well, sees the face of his future bride. We will gather there, the Cornwall nobles and their eligible daughters. You will look into the well, compare the picture you see there with the lovely damsels, and announce your decision. It is an ancient custom, and, as we know you are honest, will provide a satisfactory answer to our dilemma. For many hundred years our Overlords have thus selected their brides. So, the next night of the full moon we will gather there, with a priest, and the selection and the marriage will all be the work of a few minutes. Are you satisfied with the plan?"
"It is perfect," I replied. "It has all of the elements of white magic of the finest sort.”
"Then,” said Arthur, "Bevidere and I will be riding on through the night. Mallory remains, I understand. He hath a wife that is a shrew and the poor lad lets no opportunity slip to remain a night away from her, especially when he hath a leman with him.” So saying he slapped Sir Mallory on the back, laughed heartily at his discomfort, and he and Sir Bevidere went out into the night.
"Tis an odd way of selecting a Queen,” I remarked.
"So it is,” agreed the grizzled old knight, "but hath no more gamble to it than any other way. Hundreds of years ago, ’tis said that the nobility gathered to see the selection of the bride, and when the Overlord looked into the well, there he saw, instead of a reflection of a woman, a real woman, named Melusina, a daughter of a French fay, called Pressina, and she, coming from the well, demanded that she become the Queen and none could gainsay her right. They married, and, her clothing off, the poor Overlord found that she was half woman and half snake. It was a great scandal, and created new styles in clothes and slippers. Many women claimed to be deformed just to be in the style.”
"Horrible! But how came she in the well?”
"No doubt placed herself there to marry the Overlord. Ha! Ha! It would be bad for that old tale to be spread over Cornwall just now. A dozen wells would not hold the lovely women who covet you.” And the old rogue poked me in my royal ribs, as he drank another horn of wine. At last I had him taken to his room, there to be cared for by his leman.
As soon as he I called for Percy. I wanted to know where my copy of
"How can you ever hope to become learned when you look at such pictures instead of studying your letters?”
"I do not want to become learned,” she sulked.
"What do you want to become?” I demanded.
But she simply started to cry; so I cuffed her on the ear and bade her begone for the night. It would be one week before the night of the full moon. If I was going to have a wife, then the best place for Percy, or Ruth, or whatever his or her name was, well, anyway, the best place for her to be would be back in Wales. So, I waited till morning and had a palfrey packed with silken gowns and jewels and placed her on an- other pony in charge of two of my most trusty men-at-arms, and sent her on her way.
"Go back and marry your old Jew,” I said roughly. "And be an honest woman and the mother of children and cease your nonsense and your odd ways.”
"I don’t believe you want me any more,” she said rather seriously, and the way she looked at me and pursed her lips made me regret that I had done as I had.
"It is not that,” I said in self-defense, "but I am the Overlord of a great country and I must marry and start a dynasty; so on your way, and occasionally think kindly of me, Ruth.”
So off she went back to Wales, and I thought that I was well rid of a dangerous situation; for, now that I was to marry and settle down, there was only one way for me to live and that was as an example to my people, and a model of faithfulness and sobriety.
The next week was a busy one. I kept open house. All of the nobility called, at least for a meal. There were gruff fathers and solicitous mothers and beautiful daughters, almost without number. Any bachelor who could not pick a bride from these Cornwall beauties was indeed hard to please. Naturally, there was effort made to influence me — gifts, private interviews, little intrigues of every nature; but I was able to act so wisely that when the night of the full moon came, every one of the lovely candidates and all of their relatives were satisfied that I would act fairly and be influenced only by the most honest comparison with the image in the well and the lady whom this image most resembled.
The Priest was there. I was rather troubled when I saw that Priest, for, in spite of his sacerdotal robes, he resembled closely the man who had conquered in the Battle of the Toads, the mighty magician who had granted me my three wishes and made me Overlord of Cornwall. He saw that I suspected him and he gave me the sign of the Brethren and then I knew him to be my friend, and felt satisfied that he would so influence my choice that naught but happiness would result therefrom. Sir Bevidere was there and Arthur and fifty other loving fathers. It would be a hard choice, and I was glad that a Master Magician had a hand in the affair.
We waited rather anxiously while the full moon rose. Of course none approached the well. That right was reserved for me, and I was not to look therein till the moon was directly above it. It was a silent, serious gathering, every one hoping against hope and each of them hoping something different. They could not all be right. Only one lovely woman could become bride and Queen.
I trembled a little. That was from the chill night air. At the same time it was not an easy matter, even for a hardened adventurer, to go through the program of the night. Suppose I should be forced to select Sir Mallory’s daughter? I knew his wife, and there was no reason to think that the daughter would be different. Oh, well! If the worst came to the worst, I could go hunting gerrymanders in Ethiopia.
At last the Priest, who seemed to be acting as Master of Ceremonies, called for silence and bade me walk forward to the well. The moon was now directly over the ancient hole. Trembling, I looked in, and at once covered my dazzled eyes. Then I took a step backward.
"Did you see an image therein?” asked the Priest.
"I did.”
"Then from these lovely virgins select the one whose image you saw in the Bride Well."
"I can not! She resembleth none of these waiting ladies.” "
My people murmured when they heard me. It was a hard thing I said and one they could not understand. But I waved my hand regally as I demanded silence.
"Here is a magical happening," I cried. "There is no image in the well, but rather a real woman. Priest, bid her come forth and tell her name and station in life. Have her explain how comes she here.”
The Priest did so. In seven different languages and five distant dialects he called down the well to the one in the well to come forth. She came; slowly, almost as though floating upward she came, stepping gracefully over the stone curbing, came toward me and made a deep curtsy, and then, in clean commanding voice, she spake:
"I am Leonora.
Royal daughter
Of most royal parents.
I come from a land most noble,
Among men renowned.
That tract of earth is not
Over mid-earth
Fellow to many peopled lands,
But is a celestial Paradise.
Beautiful is all that land,
With delight blest.
I come from there to Cornwall,
To mate with him who reigns,
And shower love and riches
All over his domain.”
Then, stretching her hand toward me, she cried to the Priest:
"Marry us forthwith, so we can, united, bless this fair land of Cornwall and its beloved people. Why should I care about leaving Paradise when I can spend an eternity in Cornwall?”
She was regal. From the golden crown which held her glorious locks together down to the silver slippers on her little feet she was a rare mate for any Overlord. Something of this must have impressed my people. Perhaps they felt that it was a happy ending to what might have turned out to be a difficult situation. At least they cried aloud their approval of the marriage.
But through the forest came the sound of silvery horns, and the neighing of horses and the dull roll of chariots. Who should it be but Queen Broda in her golden chariot with my friend, and her husband by her side? What fortunate magic secured her arrival at this time? I looked at the Priest and he winked at me. Good! With such a partner I would go far.
"Hail, Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall! Hail and thrice hail! I heard that you were adventuring into the land of matrimony tonight, and if this lady by your side is your bride, then your adventurings will be sweet indeed. But you have many maidens here who are unwed. It came to me to select fifty of my young nobles and offer them in marriage to your lovely girls. With such marriages the friendship of Ireland and Cornwall will be truly made too strong to break.”
Then into the moonlight came fifty Irishmen in purple robes and golden armlets and gold chains around their necks and golden curls on their heads, and between them it was hard to choose. The Cornwall maidens could hardly wait till proper introductions were made. Then by the same magic that had ruled the entire evening, the couples instantly fell in love, and agreements were soon made so that after an hour of merrymaking there were fifty-one couples to be married by the Priest instead of one.
Naturally, every one went away happy. I as many as I could in my Castle, but at last came the hour when I was alone with my bride. She had slipped off her regal robes and placed upon her lovely body a silken gown that showed in every part the truth of her statement that she had come from Paradise. I determined to be stern with her. Now was the time to find out who was to rule.
"Why did you do it?” I asked.
"Why should I not? That night when Sir Mallory talked to you I hid behind the velvet curtains. What one woman can do, another can. You gave me the dresses and jewels and I made up my mind to use them. Of course, you remember the poem? You taught me that yourself and I just made a few changes in it.”
"I recognized the poetry at once,” I admitted. "I read it to you from the Exeter Book and the name of it is
"Of course, I had to practise that. It was rather hard to climb the ladder, but I would do anything for you, Cecil dear. And it all ended just perfectly lovely. Just like one of those stories you used to read to me.”
She smiled at me so sweetly, she clung to me so graciously, she looked so adoringly into my eyes that all my reserve melted. I crushed her to me.
"Oh, Ruth, Ruth! I am so glad that it happened the way it did. No other woman would have had the courage to do it. I am glad that you are going to be my Queen. I do not believe that I shall ever be able to stop kissing you.”
We heard a little laugh. Turning, we faced the Priest.
"I just dropped in to say good-bye, and wish you all kinds of happiness. You are going far in the world. Cecil, Overlord of Cornwall, with such a woman for your wife. By the way, would you mind if I borrowed your copy of
"That is all right,” I answered. "Just take it with you. Now that Ruth and I are married, I do not believe I shall care to spend as much time with
"You are going to find me much nicer,” cooed Ruth, as she clung closer to me.
The Key to Cornwall
The Overlord of Cornwall sat dreaming before the fire. He had never, even in his prime, been a large man; now age slowly has shrunk him till only his eyes held the youth that once was his. On the other side of the fire stood his son, Eric.
The men there waiting for the wise physician to announce the birth of Eric’s child, who in turn would some day rule all the land. Cecil had found this country of Cornwall a land of starved, simple folk, horrific monsters and still more terrible giants. His wisdom, more than his strength at arms, had wiped out evil till Cornwall was a pleasant place to live in. In time his only son, Eric the Golden, had married Black Breda, Princess of Wales. It was an odd marriage, the man a flaxen haired giant and the woman a black haired little female with great love in her heart and the laughter of pixies in her soul.
The old man stroked the golden key which hung pendant to a thick silken cord round his neck. He looked at his son.
“I am not easy about this matter of Breda and her child,” he said. “Long years ago I came to this land from France and in various ways won victory over the Toad Men and became Overlord of the land. My friend, in that struggle of right over might and light over darkness, gave me this key. On it are graven words of a race so long dead that none can read it, but the meaning of those words is simply this,
‘They who hold this golden key,
Shall ever lords of Cornwall be,’
“Thus far the prophecy on the key has been correct. In one way or another I have held the land for you and for those who come after you. We have made peace with those around us, have held our borders against those who lived by the sword. Our nobles rule wisely and our common folk are content.
“But yesterday I had a dream. Mayhap it was only a foreboding of evil caused by overanxiety concerning your lady and her travail, but it seemed to me that a few of the Toad Men still lived to do me and mine harm. I thought they were all dead, but it may be that evil never completely dies. You have heard me speak of this key before, but keep in mind the ancient words. Tell your son about them and have him tell his son. Long as we hold the key we hold Cornwall, but once it is taken Cornwall sinks back to the barbarism in which I found it.”
Cecil would have said more, but was interrupted by the old physician. He walked before the fire and stood there rubbing his withered hands, though it was springtime and the air was warm. At last he turned to Eric, and as though answering a question, said:
“Your Lady will live, Prince Eric, but she will bear you no more children.”
The golden haired giant sprang toward him, shook him rudely by shoulders and cried,
“What of the child? Is it a boy? Will he live?”
Lord Cecil leaned forward, hands gripping arms of his ivory chair. The physician laughed.
“ Tis a boy and he will live, though when you see him you will think it had been better had he died. Through him we are revenged for those of the Toad Men who died untimely that night Cecil, the pauper poet, slew us in his pride.”
The Overlord of Cornwall stood up, whispering.
“Age made me lose my cunning caution. I should have known.” Turning sharply, he cried to his son, “Hands off the man, Eric. Nothing must happen to you!”
With slow but certain step he came toward the old physician. For that ancient there was no retreat save into the blazing fire. Then they met, grappled, swayed and fell forward, the Overlord of Cornwall underneath. The physician had one arm around the body and one hand on the throat of the ruler, but Cecil appeared content to have both arms around the other’s neck. Eric tore a dagger from his belt and was bending to plunge it into the Toad Man when his wrist was caught in a grip that left him powerless. Turning he saw a stranger who simply smiled and whispered,
“Do not interfere. Your Sire is a proud man and I know that he has wisdom to use the only manner by which he can win. He would not care to be saved by either of us, if he needed saving, and I do not think he does.”
Slowly Cecil brought his face against the face of his adversary; slowly he fastened to him mouth to mouth and there he held him, sucking the breath of life from his body. The man twisted above him, tried to rise, shake off his executioner, but slowly relaxed and at last, with a few tortured jerks, died. As death came to him his body changed till at last it became that of a toad, giant in size, clad in human dress, but none the less an airless toad and very dead at that. The stranger separated the living from the dead, then knelt beside the Overlord of Cornwall.
“I should have come long before, my dear friend,” he said, his voice husky with emotion. “I was busy with serious duties in Gobi and only today I knew of your danger; I came on the wings of light, and hardly in time to aid you. Not in time to save the boy. Now he is as he is and no one can make him different. But his father can hold the key and after him, mayhap the boy can be made somewhat of. I am very wise and now know that there is still one of the race of Toads left to do us harm; but I am not all wise so I do not know where that one is or in what shape evil will come to harm you and your race. You have been badly hurt; the poison breathed from that spawn of Hell, methinks, will spell your doom. But all brave men pass sometime and you can be comforted by knowing that you passed bravely.”
Thus Cecil, first Overlord of Cornwall, passed and Eric the Golden became custodian of the golden key and ruled in his father’s land. Messengers carried the broken bow and the flameless torch throughout the country and by the third day many nobles came from near and far to do the dead man homage. But the simple folk sat unconsoled in their huts and wondered what now would happen to them.
It was not till after the funeral guests had departed and the stranger had returned to Gobi that Eric had time or even desire to visit his wife and son. He had asked often about them and was always assured that they were doing well. Now, with the castle empty of visitors he took a new suit of velvet and went to the river where he bathed till much of his grief and deep sorrow was washed from him. Then he dressed in his brave court suit and humming a little song walked back to the castle and to the room where his wife and child lay.
At the bed of Breda the Blackhaired, he dropped to his knees. It was a high, bed but he was a tall man and even with knees to floor he could overlook his wife. He took her hand in his, and knew, without asking, that Death had placed his cross on her forehead. She smiled.
“I am glad to see you, Eric, my first and last love; it sorrows me that I will not be a long time with you. It seems to me that I die from nothing in particular save the lack of desire to live. My Ladies tell me that now I am the Queen of the Overlord and Mother of a new Prince; but I saw the boy, just for a moment, though my ladies tried to keep me from doing so and knowing how you would feel, I have no desire to live. Speed me with your lips, and burn candles for the peace of my soul.”
Thus Eric the Golden lost two of the dear ones of his life. But he rose bravely from the side of his dead wife and whispered,
“I have a son and must live on for him, and his future greatness. Some day he will carry the golden key.”
He told the ladies in waiting to take him to the child. Fearful, they escorted him to the nursery, where the withered husk of an old nurse sat at the foot of a cradle inlaid with gold, ebony and ivory, in which Eric had been rocked years before. The father looked down on his son. The ladies faded from the room. Only the old dame stayed rubbing her cold fingers.
“The boy has a large head,” observed Eric. “He should be wise as a man.”
“His head is large and shapely,” muttered the nurse.
“There is a good jaw there. When he fastens on an opinion he will hold it. He has a strong neck and will hold his head high as lie travels through life.”
“His jaw is firm and his neck strong,” answered the nurse, though she had no need to do so.
Eric whirled around, took her by the shoulder and shook her,
“What is wrong with the lad?” he demanded. “What is wrong with him?”
She started to cry. With great strong, shaking but tender hands Eric took off the baby clothes; then, white faced and silent replaced them and silently left the room. Out in the hall the ladies stood rigid against the walls as though waiting to be struck.
He paused..
“Tend to the lad carefully and see that he is fed on goat’s milk. I go to bury his Mother; when that is done which needs be done I wall come back and provide for my son.”
On the morning of the third day he dressed in leather hunting clothes, took the child from the nursery and rode away without escort into the dark forest. The babe slept but began to cry by noon for want of food. Just then a woman walked from the greenwood and paused in front of Erie’s horse. Eric, looking down on her saw that she was young, deep bosomed, flaxen haired and in all respects comely. He said kindly,
“Who are you? Why do you stop me? What can I do for you?”
“I am Breda, woman of Olax the Dane and mother of his child. Our war vessel, the Swan, wrecked on your rocks two suns ago and I was the only one to reach the shore. I found a hut and slept; last night in a dream I saw you coming with a babe who hungered for a mother, as I hunger for a dead child.”
Wordless, Eric handed her the baby. Wordless the woman sat down on the grass, opened her kirtle and nursed the little one. Finally the baby slept. The woman cradled him in her arms and said quietly,
“The child has a lovely face.”
Eric looked at the two of them without answer.
“A strong chin and powerful neck,” she continued. “With proper care he will become a fine man.”
“Hand me the young one,” commanded the Overlord of Cornwall, “and do you seat yourself behind me on the horse. The boy is yours to care for, and I will take the two of you to my hunting lodge where there will be servants to wait on you and men-at-arms to protect you; for this baby, if he lives, will some day be Lord over all Cornwall. You are a good woman and thus you will have a home and safety; your care of the child will be rewarded, if a woman can be paid for such kindness to such a child.”
Time passed on. Eric found work to keep him busy. His father had cleaned Cornwall, but the son put a polish on the land till it was a country anyone could be proud to live in. One day a month he rode to visit his son and the rest of the time he tried to forget him which was very difficult. When the boy was three years old, he called to the Castle an old forester who had a flair for training dogs.
“From now on, Russel, you are going to train a Prince instead of wolfhounds. My son has a strong jaw. He must be taught to use it. He must learn to hang to a rope with that jaw and never let go till he so desires. Teach him to roll over and over on the grass, to arch his back, reach low branches and pull himself along. Every day rub his body with oil. I will have a wise man train him in the use of words, and after that in all wisdom. He can learn to hold a pen in his mouth and write. When he is six we will start him off on a pony with special harness and saddle. Do you know about the lad?”
“I have heard talk about him, but paid little heed to it. it seemed to me that things could not be as bad as 'twas said.”
“It is as bad as that or worse. But the boy has a fine brain, and talks very well for his age; so far he does not realize — he has seen no other children — he does not know.”
“Some day,” said the forester boldly, “he will know, and then he will not thank you for keeping him alive.”
Eric turned on him.
“Who am I to kill my oven son? We all of us have something wrong with us, with our mind or body. The boy is not to blame. Let the future tell the story! The lad has a strong jaw and a fine mind. These must carry him where he will go. It is for us to help him make the most of what he has. Do as I have told you, and remember that you have in your keeping the next Overlord of the land.”
From that time began a new life for Balder, for thus he was named, that naming having been the desire of Breda the Black, while she was carrying him. At times Eric pondered over the mockery of such a name, and thought it should be changed. Balder! Balder the Beautiful, the beloved, perfect God of the Northlands, What a name for what a child.
The boy learned to hold things in his mouth, death-gripped. He learned to ride the pony, guiding him with his teeth. Over and over he would roll on the ground. At seven he could write his name with a pen held in his mouth. Freda cared for him, Russel trained his body and a very wise, old man taught him wisdom. By the time he was twelve he knew ail the old man could teach him, and could gallop on a war horse, Eric knew the time had come to bring him back to the Castle and begin teaching him the duties of Overlord which some day he would have to assume. What body he had grew strong, and he could do what any other fine boy of his age could have done with a similar body — just that much and nothing more. Because he had to largely depend on his mind that part of him showed an unusual growth.
An artificer in leather made harness for him so he could sit in a saddle or be with his father in the banquet hall. There, except that he had to be fed, he seemed to be like any other young Prince, and, as those around him were accustomed to his care and through their great love for him never mentioned the fatal difference between him and other boys, he was mostly happy and gay and appeared to receive much, of the joy of living which is the due of youth. Thus he came to his twenty-first birthday.
“And time for you to wed, my son,” said Eric the Overlord of Cornwall. “The times are troublesome, and more and more it becomes difficult for us to keep the peace and preserve the land in its Golden Age. Marriage with a Princess of a neighboring land, Wales, Scotia or Ireland, would help, and mayhap your son would rule in peace and security. I think that it could be arranged.”
Balder smiled rather sadly as he replied:
“It would be better for you to marry again, Father, and raise a son. No doubt some princess, bookish minded, would care to marry me for what I am above my neck, but what lovely lady would want me for the part below?”
“You have a strong neck, a powerful jaw and a fine mind, my son,” said the Overlord, “and the time may come when such will take a man far in this troubled world. Your Grandfather was not much of a fighter. Just between the two of us I doubt all those legends of his conquering two-headed giants and scurvy dragons; but he had a clever mind. Had he lived he would have gloried in your knowledge of the books in his library. Suppose I look around and see if a suitable marriage cannot be made for you.”
This was easier said than done. In all the lands near Cornwall men were still settling disputes with the poleax and battle sword. All the Kings were kind and sympathetic, and when Eric looked them in the eye made no reference to the peculiar disability of Prince Balder; but for this and that and the other reason found that a marriage between him and one of their daughters could not be arranged for. Then, just when Eric decided that his undertaking was impossible, messengers came from a land far away offering the hand of a Princess in marriage, a beautiful lady who would bring a dower of great wealth. They brought presents and a picture of the waiting lady, and quietly said that she and her Father knew about Prince Balder but that nothing made any difference. Eric sent gifts in return and at the end of a year the Princess came and mid great pageantry she was wedded to Balder, Prince of Cornwall.
That afternoon The Overlord called on his son, saying:
“As I told you these are troubled times. The King of Wales has sent messengers to me. Enemies from the North have come in long ships and are harassing his shore. He asks for help, and that help I must give him at once. Since I must leave Cornwall you must rule in my place against my return, so around your neck I place this cord of twisted silk from which hangs the Golden Key. Guard it well and remember the ancient verse,
‘They who hold this golden key,
Shall ever lords of Cornwall be.’
And, when the enemy is driven back, or better still, destroyed, I shall return; I am ill at ease that I have to leave you at this time when you should have nothing between, you and your bride save thoughts of love-a-daisies.”
“Go without fear, Father, and return when the time comes,” said the son, “while you are gone nothing shall happen to the Key, and my bride Marylyn will help me in all things because she seems to be a most wise and a most beautiful lady.”
Thus Eric rode away followed by his men-at-arms, his archers and his pike-men and the castle drawbridge was raised; but Freda the nurse and Russel the Forester were worried and talked long into the night about their beloved Prince and his sudden advent into manhood and its responsibilities. But Lady Marylyn went to the bedroom of her husband and closed the door and locked it while Balder lay on the bed and wondered at her beauty — but not for long.
“And I am worried that a beautiful lady such as you are would deliberately mate with such a man as I am,” he said sadly.
She laughed at him.
“I married you because I wanted to.”
“But why should you want: to?” he asked.
“Because of that key you wear around your neck. Many years ago a Prince of Darkness, aided by your grand-sire, destroyed the Toad-men who for centuries had ruled Cornwall. Only one escaped and he was my father. Soon after you were born, Cecil, Overlord of the land, killed my father, killed him most terribly and pitilessly. I am the last of my race. Through my legerdemain I arranged the marriage because, though your father can fight, above his neck he is simply a goodnatured fool. The message from Wales was simply a part of my plan, as your father will find out when it is too late. My spirit men surround the castle. Late tonight after I am rested i will place a candle in the window. Then the silken cord will be around my neck and the golden key will lie between my breasts; my men will swarm into the castle killing and over Cornwall destroying and once again we will rule in Cornwall. Too late your Father will learn of it — too late.” She laughed merrily and ended, “And that is why I married you, poor fool!”
Taking him in her lovely arms she raised him from the bridal bed and rolled him over on the floor: then she took, off her bridal dress and her silver shoes and Balder knew that she spake the truth because her toes were long and webbed, like those of a toad. Savagely she tore the silk cord from his neck and placed it around her head, then with a lighted candle on the chest at the foot of the bed, she lay down and rested and soon slept — for she had nothing to fear — nothing to fear from such a bridegroom.
Eric’s son, Cecil’s grandson, Balder, the far from Beautiful, save that of him above the neck, lay helpless on the floor. He thought of Cornwall, his land where peace had reigned for so many years, and knew that he and he alone stood between the simple, happy folk and death and disaster. Because there was nothing to say he said nothing. But he waited realizing that though he had lost the key, none of the spirit men would know that till the candle was placed in the window.
His bride, the so beautiful Marylyn, last of the Toad-folk, with the arms and hands of a Venus and feet of a batrachian, lay resting, waiting, drowsing on the bed. At last she must have slept for one fair arm dropped off the bed and rested, hand on floor. Then Balder knew that perhaps fate had delivered her into his power. Very carefully he rolled over and once again over on his body, a trick he had learned on the meadow grass. Now his face was but a few inches from the devil-lady’s wrist. He arched his neck, that strong bull-like neck and opened his mouth; then he suddenly took that wrist and fastened on it with jaws that for many years, once fastened, had never let go.
The toad woman screamed with pain.
Jerking, he pulled her off the bed.
She beat him on the face with her free hand, but he simply held her tighter, shaking her arm as a terrier would shake a rat. Her blood covered his face but lie held her tight. She pulled him over the floor trying to reach the candle and with it in her free hand, the window; but though once and again twice, she almost reached it, each time, with, a powerful, almost convulsive movement, he pulled her back to the floor. At last she fainted from loss of blood and pain. That was what he was waiting for. Opening his mouth he jerked upward and secured a new hold on her upper arm. She woke only to scream and faint again. Now, exerting all his strength, he reached her neck and clamped his jaws on it, just below her chin. Almost losing consciousness, he thought:
“All I have to do now is to hold fast.”
Tighter and tighter he held her! Closer and closer his jaws closed on that white tower of loveliness and at last he knew that he lay fastened to his dead bride. He opened his jaws, worked his mouth down the silken cord, covered now with blood, and finally came to the golden key. He closed on that with his mouth and, satisfied with the knowledge that his land was safe, he fell asleep.
The next morning, urged to do so by Breda the nurse, Russel the forester with a few men-at-arms broke open the door. There on the floor lay a giant toad, its body already puffed with putrefaction, one arm torn and broken and the neck horribly mangled. Beside the dead toad lay Balder, Prince of Cornwall, with the golden key in his mouth, his face and body red with dried blood. They woke him.
“Cornwall is safe,” he said with a smile, and went to sleep again.
Breda fastened the key around his neck with her apron string and Russel picked him up and carried him to his room. There they washed him and nursed him and in due time he was able to tell them the story of that night battle. And later on Breda told the story to Eric, Overlord of Cornwall, who had come back in haste, suspecting treachery when he found that Wales was at peace.
Eric listened patiently till the end of the tale.
“My son did very well,” he said gladly. “Considering that he had neither arms or legs to fight with, he did very well.”
“He has a strong jaw,” said Breda the nurse.