Editor’s Notes
by Cathleen Jordan
Here we are again, as promised in recent issues of AHMM, with another special issue, bringing you virtually twice as much fiction as we do in our regular issues. And as before, it’s a mixture of new stories and ones from the past that we particularly enjoyed.
“And Down She Lay,” for instance, probably our all-time favorite from Jeffry Scott. “Storm Over Longvalley,” the first and somehow the sunniest, despite the troubles therein, in a fine collection by Jessica Callow. And “Variations on a Scheme,” surely one of Jack Ritchie’s most entertaining.
Which is not to say that the new stories aren’t right up there, too! Gary Alexander, who has been making a hit with his Superintendent Kiet novels, introduces us this time to Jakarta, with all the flavor of that part of the world. Arthur Porges goes farther yet, not only far away but long ago, with a surprising and fascinating tale. And Alec Ross takes us delightfully into the world of spies and small boys.
And, of course, that’s not all. Here is a grand total of seventeen stories, for your pleasure. We pass them along with the same.
By Night Disguised
by Donald Olson
With its chandeliers, blood-red carpeting, and ageless, dignified furnishings, the lobby of the Kerbridge Residential Hotel creates much the same effect as the East Side mortuary where Eric had worked as an attendant before taking the job of night clerk at the Kerbridge; a similar atmosphere as well, an impression of hushed, genteel regard for the amenities of the living as tastefully unobtrusive as those for the dead at the mortuary.
“Mostly old duffers, retired professionals,” Eric’s predecessor had explained. “You’ll rarely see a living soul between midnight and dawn — except Miss Beaujean.”
“Miss Beaujean?”
“Miss Leda Beaujean, a lady of the theater who’s been ‘resting’ for years. Or should I say nesting?” he’d added with a leer. Like Eric, this young man was also an aspiring actor who, failing to make any headway in New York, had decided to try his luck on the Coast. “You know what I mean, kid. Love-nesting. She has this mysterious gentleman friend who pays her rent and visits her twice a week. Once a week lately, which I think has Miss Leda worried — the reek of eau de cognac’s been growing stronger.”
From this Eric pictures a gabby showgirl type, all glitz and giggles, and is therefore quite unprepared for the reality when a couple of nights later the elevator doors open and a woman wearing what might easily pass for a garment of the bedchamber glides across the lobby to where Eric leans on the desk studying the script of an off-Broadway play for which he hopes to audition. A cloud of streaky blonde hair frames a squarish face which betrays its age in those areas of the jaw and neck where makeup, liberally applied elsewhere, cannot disguise the process. Yet something of the unsoiled innocence of childhood lingers in the melting softness of her smile as she reaches out and taps Eric’s wrist with a playful spanking gesture.
“
Eric smiles and reaches under the counter. “It came a few minutes ago.”
She takes it with another airy flick of her wrist. “Divine of the drugstore, isn’t it, to provide us with these sweet little nuggets of slumber.”
Eric politely inquires if she has trouble sleeping, trying to recall if he’s ever seen her face before, which isn’t likely, as Jimmy had said her career had never progressed beyond the fringes of the legitimate theater.
“Only recently,” she murmurs. “Not that I ever
“My budget won’t let me, I’m afraid.”
“My friend likes brandy and cigars.” She drifts across the lobby, peers through the etched-glass doors beyond which the sounds of traffic are already muted. “Don’t you adore Manhattan when it snows?”
“Snow’s no novelty to me. I’m from Minnesota.”
She whirls gracefully. “I played summer stock in Minnesota back in the Dark Ages. Be nice to me and I’ll do my Blanche Dubois for you one of these nights. Have you done any Williams?”
“Only in class.”
Her searching gaze seems to weigh his potential as an actor. “Yes, I see you as Tom in
Ruefully amused, Eric straightens, clears his throat, and speaks the words.
Miss Beaujean claps her hands. “Yes! Yes! You’ve got that quality. Oh, how I envy you, darling, just starting out. I’m resting, you know. The parts simply aren’t
Eric nods agreement, with no idea what she means by this. She crosses to a velvet-covered sofa between two columns, picks up a copy of the
With this enigmatic remark she vanishes behind the sliding doors. An even deeper silence settles upon the deserted lobby, as if the faintest noise from the world outside is muffled by the fat white butterfly flakes of snow that fall soundlessly against the windows.
“ ‘They told me to take the streetcar named Desire.’ ”
With this or some other line from one of her favorite dramatist’s plays Leda would appear after midnight, rescuing Eric from the dragging monotony of seemingly endless nights by doing bits and pieces of scenes from these plays. Leda’s southern accent was a shade too ripe, but her performance was flawless, at least to Eric’s still untutored ears; he could only assume that her career might have suffered from her limitations, of her being inescapably typecast in the lost lady roles of those mid-century plays of a certain character which she held in such high esteem. Infatuated as he was by the theater and its glittering promises, Eric could not believe anyone would give it up for love, and he was eager for his first glimpse of the mysterious gentleman friend for whom Leda had exchanged such an exciting life, for what seemed to him a narrow and confined existence. He wondered if she had any social life whatsoever, as she never went out while he was on duty and presumably slept away most of the daylight hours. “Our resident Garbo,” Jimmy had called her.
One night, when she seemed in too restless a mood to venture a Blanche or an Alma or a Mrs. Venable and drifted about the lobby in an especially pungent cloud of eau de cognac, Leda suddenly interrupted one of her rambling excursions into the past to cry, “But it’s all in my trunk of memories, darling. I say, do let’s sneak upstairs and I’ll show you. No one will know you’re playing hooky from the morgue.”
True enough, yet Eric hesitated, not out of any fear of impropriety but from some vague reluctance to share in closer quarters that air of secret desperation Leda’s determined gaiety failed to conceal.
“Humor me, darling,” she entreated, and he hadn’t the heart to refuse.
The decor was not at all what he would associate with a “love nest,” unless it was in the boudoir lamps with their twining cupids and frilly pink shades that cast a romantic rosy glow over the cluttered room. The impression was of a permanent disarray, a carefree untidiness, of a tarnished revelry suggesting some ancient party with its debris uncollected. There was a profusion of photographs and theater posters and colored bottles. It reminded Eric of an oversized dressing room in some once opulent theater. Only the rows of books on unpainted shelves seemed out of place: theatrical memoirs, collections of plays, romantic novels.
Leda darted across the room to a big colorfully labeled trunk, motioning Eric to join her on the floor as she began hauling out stacks of playbills, more photographs, scrapbooks, wigs, and odds and ends of costumes.
After everything had been displayed and commented upon, Leda made a sweeping gesture as if the room were as spacious as all Manhattan. “This is my world now, darling. Safer, less hurtful than the world out there.”
That she could be satisfied, even happy, in such a world, a world apparently made possible by Mr. Swann, seemed terribly sad to Eric as he rose to leave, eager to escape that claustrophobic atmosphere. “I’d better get back to my post,” he said.
“Stay for a brandy,” she urged. “It’s the very best. Mr. Swann is a connoisseur.”
“Another time,” he promised, edging toward the door.
A sudden depression seemed to dampen her gaiety. “Do you know that beastly man hasn’t sent me a
Friday arrived, but much to Eric’s disappointment it did not bring the long-awaited glimpse of Leda’s gentleman friend. It was past three in the morning when Leda herself came down to the lobby dressed in white satin and pearls as if on her way to a ball in some far grander hotel, yet she might have been trailing widow’s weeds from the dismal air with which she made her unsteady progress across the lobby.
“My friend is late, darling. I don’t suppose he left a message...”
“No, sorry. Maybe the weather held him up.” It still amused Eric that what Minnesota would consider a moderate snowfall could paralyze New York.
“Darling, he only has to come across town.”
“Have you tried to call him?”
“Don’t be droll, darling. That’s
Eric didn’t doubt the genuineness of her distress, yet there was something in all this verbal extravagance of despair that left him with the uncomfortable feeling that she might at any moment lapse into her southern accent, betray by some too familiar gesture that she was acting out one of those scenes from a Williams play. Presently, in fact, as if suddenly finding the role too demanding, she flashed Eric a smile of self-reproach. “You’re an angel, darling, letting me cry on your shoulder. I’m sure there’s some perfectly good reason for his absence. He’ll probably send me roses in the morning. He used to send me flowers, now and again. I think I’ll go up now. I suddenly feel quite exhausted.”
“You’ll be all right?” This mood of tragic resignation worried Eric, and what she’d said about the “nuggets of slumber.”
A brave smile now, a faint ghost of laughter. “Funny, isn’t it? When things couldn’t possibly be more wrong one is always asked if one is
The implications of Mr. Swann’s behavior proved ominous. Eric found a note from Leda awaiting him when he arrived at the hotel the following night.
At the very deadest hour of the night Eric slipped away from the desk and went up to Room 351, which he found in an even wilder state of disarray. Clothing was draped across the bed and chairs, and Leda, looking more like a harassed charwoman than a faded actress, knelt beside the trunk of memories, its contents strewn across the floor as she packed books into the emptied trunk.
“Bless you for coming, darling. I have an enormous favor to beg of you.”
“Leda! What on earth has happened?”
She struggled somewhat tipsily to her feet and wiped the dust from her hands. “The play is over, darling. Curtain’s down.” She crossed to the dressing table and waved a letter at him. “From
Eric made appropriate sympathetic noises which she seemed not to hear, as if by some immense effort of will she had already distanced herself from the catastrophe and was forcing herself to be practical, the abandoned lovebird flying from the nest. Eric asked her where she would go and she said, “I came from the South and to the South I shall return. Anywhere out of this city. That’s what I wanted to talk to you about, darling. I’m shipping my books on ahead. I can’t live without my books, but I wanted to ask you to store my memories for me. I’ve talked to the manager, and it’ll be all right, until I send for them. If you’ll just carry them down to the basement when I have them packed. Will you do that for me?”
“Yes, of course, anything.” But was she sure she was doing the right thing, not acting hastily?
“Darling, what else
Shortly after twelve the following night the door from the street opened and a slight figure dressed all in black stood for a moment stamping the snow from his shoes before approaching the desk.
“Good evening,” he said in a voice as cold as the air outside. “Will you please ring Miss Beaujean’s room and tell her Mr. Swann is here.”
Eric regarded the pompous little man with a resentment equally as frigid, wishing he could reach out and rudely strip off that hairy mask of hypocrisy. Swann, or whatever his real name might be, stood very erectly with his head thrown back, the lid of a black fedora almost resting on darkly tinted glasses. As if rooted below the false black underbrush, the stub of a cigar added a sinister, gangster touch to the disguised features. He turned his back and stood tapping a foot impatiently on the carpet as Eric dialed Leda’s room, then with a hasty, military step the little V.I.P. marched to the elevator and pressed the button.
The reunion lasted far longer than Eric might have expected; it was past two when Leda called down to the desk. “Mr. Swann will be leaving in five minutes. Will you fetch a cab for him, darling?”
Eric went out into the street, which was a whirling mass of snowflakes and quite deserted. He hugged his arms to his chest and walked to the end of the block before finding a cab and directing it to the Kerbridge.
Presently Mr. Swann emerged from the elevator carrying an overnight bag in one hand, a fresh cigar clamped between his teeth. He did not bestow so much as a glance or word of thanks on Eric as he strode across the lobby to the door.
Eric debated whether to ring Leda’s room, or even to pop up and offer a perhaps much needed word of comfort, but the memory of that room and the fear of intruding upon Leda in what would likely be a state of emotional devastation restrained him.
The following night he did go up to remove the cartons of memorabilia he’d promised to store in the basement. The room looked bare and desolate, as if finally the remnants of that endless party had been swept away. Yet Leda herself appeared far less visibly distraught than Eric had feared as she insisted on their sharing a drink from the last of Mr. Swann’s bottles of Napoleon brandy.
“You’re really going, then?” he asked.
“Of course, darling. I shall embrace the sun and read my books and dream beside the sea.”
“But how will you live? Or did you accept—”
“Don’t be crass, darling. And as you may have noticed I made him carry away all his little love tokens. How shall I live? ‘As birds do, mother.’ Remember your
Eric laughed. “Frankly, I can’t quite see you in the role.”
“Ah, you don’t really know me. Any more than Mr. Swann did, the beast.”
“You’ll write and tell me where you are,” he said.
“Oh, darling, first thing. You’ll have to know where to send my memories.”
Smiling, she raised her glass.
Monday was Eric’s night off and on Tuesday two police detectives from the precinct arrived at the hotel to question him. They were investigating the disappearance of Mr. Oscar Browning, a name Eric instantly recognized as that of a fairly prominent Broadway producer.
“The gentleman was last seen getting out of a taxi at Grand Central around two o’clock Monday morning.” He exchanged a sly glance with his companion. “Somewhat disguised.”
“Then you know—”
“Oh, yes. We talked to Miss Beaujean before she left the hotel. Browning’s wife had reported he never arrived at his home in Greenwich. She gave us the name of a lady here at the Kerbridge whom she’d only recently learned her husband had been in the habit of visiting. Miss Beaujean told us all about... er, ‘Mr. Swann.’ We’d just like you to confirm Miss Beaujean’s statement that the gentleman left the hotel at around two in the morning, and that he was alone.”
“That’s right, I found a cab for him.”
“We’ve talked to the cabby. He said the gentleman was carrying an overnight bag. You saw him arrive that night? Was he carrying any luggage?”
“When he arrived? No. Didn’t Miss Beaujean explain—”
“Miss Beaujean’s statement was somewhat — ambiguous.”
The other detective made a rude noise. “What’d I tell you? The guy disappears. His lady friend leaves town. Add it up, Charlie.” Eric opened his mouth, then shut it, amused that Leda must have given the impression she and “Mr. Swann” were running away together. Or... good Lord, could it be true? Could Leda’s entire performance as the betrayed lover have been an
The story hit the news next morning. POLICE PROBE DISAPPEARANCE OF BROADWAY PRODUCER. Leda’s name was not mentioned, yet there was no speculation about possible foul play.
It was a month later when Eric landed a small role in an off-Broadway play. The role of his mother was played by Angela Fordyce. Eric ventured to mention to her one day at rehearsal that he’d known Leda Beaujean and asked if Angela had heard from her.
“Not a word,” she said. “But I’m not surprised. Leda and I hadn’t been close for years, not since she holed up in the Kerbridge and turned into a recluse. Odd, you know, she invited me to lunch before she left town. I had the feeling she wanted to tell me something but couldn’t bring herself to talk about it. Strange woman, Leda. A trifle mad, I always thought. Funny thing, she later called me and asked me to do her a favor. Said she was moving and asked me to hold her books for her. I hadn’t the room, actually, but she was so insistent I agreed.”
“She’s never told you where to send the trunk?”
“No trunk. They were sent over in packing cases.”
Eric said nothing but continued to puzzle over this apparently pointless fib Leda had told him. If he’d been entrusted with her “memories” and Angela with her books, what had she shipped away in the trunk? He clearly remembered her packing it with books. It was all very odd.
The enigma nagged at his mind until finally, thinking impossible thoughts, he called Jerry Burrows, his daytime counterpart at the Kerbridge. Eric asked him if he recalled the day Leda moved out of the hotel. Burrows grinned. “Oh, sure. She gave me a bottle of Napoleon brandy for being ‘such an angel.’ ”
“Recall when you first saw her that day?”
Burrows wrinkled his brow. “Lemme see. Yeah, when she came in about eight that morning.”
“She’d gone out early?”
“No. She said she’d spent the night with a friend.”
Eric felt a tiny ripple of disquiet as he asked casually, “She wasn’t carrying an overnight bag, by any chance?”
“Yeah. Matter of fact, she was. Why?”
“Oh, nothing.” A picture was coming into focus. “Mr. Swann” stepping out of a taxi at Grand Central in the wee hours. Disappearing into a restroom. Moments later a woman slips out carrying that same overnight bag. Crazy. Eric laughed at the bizarre workings of his imagination. Even if the idea were not preposterous, how could she have done it? Brandy and “nuggets of slumber”? But how utterly absurd. Leda as a murderess? He tried to shake the idea from his head. But what was it she’d said, with that funny little smile? “I rather think I’d make a fairly credible Lady Macbeth. Don’t you, darling?”
This time he laughed out loud, telling himself he’d worked at that mortuary too long. As for the fib about the books, there had to be another explanation.
Undercover
by Alec Ross
“The child is a liar, pure and simple,” said Mrs. Lansdale to the tall, elegant man standing at her desk. “No matter what assignment he is given, he fails to do it and then comes up with some fantastic story about why he was unable to do the work. His grade so far is an unequivocal F. There is no way he can salvage his record for the semester. He will not be promoted to the next grade.”
Robert Burton listened to the words the fourth grade teacher was saying, but his mind wasn’t really on the situation of his son’s academic failure. It was not that he didn’t care about Charley. A man’s son is, after all, a man’s son. But fourth grade? Failure to do homework? Not an important enough issue to waste time on. The child was going through a stage or a phase or whatever. He would grow out of it in time. There were more important things for immediate consideration.
“I will talk to the boy. Rest assured, Mrs. uh — Lansdale, I will deal with Charley. In the meantime, if he must repeat the fourth grade, then so be it. It will undoubtedly be a lesson for him.”
Mrs. Lansdale, who had been prepared to defend her grading policy with everything in her extensive teacher’s arsenal, was somewhat irritated. She thrived on parental confrontation, and to be denied a challenge to her experience was a major disappointment. Still, her authority had not been threatened. Perhaps this Burton individual was simply wise enough to recognize educational power when he encountered it. Yes, that was the way she would read the situation. Dealing with mothers was really more rewarding, but the occasional father she ran up against provided the variety she probably needed.
Robert Burton made a note to talk with his son the next time they met. That would probably be after dinner. When he was at home, as opposed to traveling, he did try to arrange a few minutes daily with Charley. The encounter provided no pleasure to either man or boy, but both recognized it as something that was expected. Under most circumstances they were able to limit their meetings to under fifteen minutes. Burton hoped that the present school crisis would not unduly prolong this evening’s session.
Ordinarily, Charley’s mother would have borne the brunt of Mrs. Lansdale’s displeasure, and Robert Burton would have heard, without listening to, his wife’s account of the situation. But these were not ordinary times. Alma Burton, always frail, had died some five months ago. She was sorely missed by her doctor, who recognized an annuity when he saw one, but her passing was not particularly noted by her husband, who had not been overly aware of her when she was alive.
Charley, however, did miss his mother. He missed her very much indeed. While she was a rather vague lady to others, she did have one wonderful quality that meant the world to Charley. She could tell a story. Lord, how that woman could tell a story. Everything she encountered was a takeoff point for a story. Her imagination never flagged. And best of all, she could tailor a story to the mood of the moment. Charley’s mood for the past year had been centered on spies. The hardest word he had ever learned to spell was
The loss of his mother represented Charley’s first encounter with death. Oh, he had met the idea, of course, in his stories. Spies were always being threatened with death or even actually dying, but that was part of the game. Espionage was a game to Charley, who was a totally solitary fourth grader because his classmates preferred ball games and running and jumping. They easily grew bored with the idea of playing custodian of secrets to Charley’s spy. But a spy was never bored. A spy was always spying even while other things were going on. The spy was always undercover, and that was where the excitement was. Being undercover. Pretending to something that wasn’t. Making others believe that what wasn’t really was.
From the moment of his mother’s death, Charley had convinced himself that she was still alive but undercover. She had obviously told too much in her tales of spies in the night and had been called back to headquarters — there was always a headquarters somewhere — to go undercover until the other side, whatever it was, was taken care of. Charley recognized that it could be a long time before he saw her again. But a good spy, he had learned at his mother’s knee, knows how to wait. So for the past five months he had been doing his best to protect his mother’s endeavor. He no longer told the truth about anything. He, too, was undercover, and while his identity changed from day to day, his purpose was ever steady. The whole key to being undercover, as Charley saw it, was to bypass all things that were normal. So he couldn’t do much of his homework for Mrs. Lansdale. She might see him as a fourth grader, but he knew he was an agent. His book report couldn’t be done because an exiled Indian prince was depending on Charley to seek out the jewels of Ranchipur. His arithmetic had to take second place to his search for the space shuttle’s blueprints. He did try to do his geography because a good spy has to know where he is every minute, but he didn’t have time to learn the raw products of Brazil when he was busy trying to steal the secret minutes of the Security Council.
“I would appreciate it if you would try to do better in school,” Charley’s father said to him that night. “I had to meet with your Mrs. Lansdale this morning, and she said that you would not be promoted this term.”
Charley looked at his father with unblinking attention. He didn’t really care about not being promoted, but he had to make his father believe that things were normal. What good does it do to be undercover if your own father thinks you’re up to something?
“Yes, sir,” he managed. “I’ll try to do better.” Not caring about school but making someone believe he did — that was a good undercover exercise. Of course, it was easy to deal with this semistranger who headed the household. They got along well enough. There were never any disagreements, never any harsh words or punishments. But if things were not as they really seemed to be, Charley realized, then perhaps his father did care for him deeply. Maybe he, too, was undercover. He thought about that for a while and then rejected the idea. While he really didn’t know what his father did do, it certainly couldn’t be of any importance. After all, he was practically always home working on stacks of papers in the room called the study, the room that was always locked whether his father was in it or not. Occasionally his father would go away on business for a couple of weeks at a time, but the housekeeper saw to Charley, and there was no sense of loneliness or isolation.
Both father and son retreated into after-dinner silence, each glad that the other had not tried to extend the conversation. School, after all, was not a subject that appealed to either of them. Their relationship was not endangered by Mrs. Lansdale’s pronouncement. Their disinterested camaraderie continued as before.
Charlie found the fourth grade a lot easier the second time around. Because he knew what the assignments were going to be even before Mrs. Lansdale made them, he was able to get most of them done in advance whenever he managed to have a spare hour or two. After all, even James Bond had to take time out for something other than spying. And in spite of himself, he did get turned on to reading. Missing his mother’s storytelling art was a problem at first, but when he discovered that the library was full of books on espionage, he was able to please his teacher and his imagination at the same time. Mrs. Lansdale was won over completely to Charley’s chosen field of interest when he pronounced his admiration for Nathan Hale, whom he discovered in his history lesson one day. Strange, Charley thought, that he had missed the great American spy the first time around.
“I’m pleased with your report card,” his father said one night after dinner. “Your teacher says that your reading is definitely superior now. Congratulations.” He had known Charley would grow out of his troublesome stage. It’s best, he told himself, not to make a fuss before it’s called for. Besides, it was undoubtedly the loss of his mother that had slowed the boy’s academic progress. Mr. Burton was quite satisfied with his analysis, but he didn’t discuss Charley’s mother with the boy. Cut your losses, he would have said if he’d said anything.
Charley wasn’t quite certain when he decided that his father was a spy. Not Charley’s kind of spy, of course, but a spy nevertheless. “I deal in commodities,” Robert Burton told his son in answer to a question one night. “You’re too young to understand that, of course, but when you are older you will realize just what is involved.”
Commodities didn’t sound too exciting, but that was probably just some grownup word for secret weapons, Charlie decided. In his imagination he now sought to discover where the commodities were hidden, and they sounded much more exciting than
Because his father was a spy, Charley decided, he would have to be given very special affection. Spies evidently didn’t last too long once their cover was broken. His mother was the prime example of that. Of course, Mr. Burton couldn’t be a very good spy, not if a fourth grader could find him out. The only thing that Charlie wasn’t quite clear about was for whom his father was spying. It would have to be the good guys, he knew, but when it came to commodities he wasn’t At all sure as to just exactly what was involved. The dictionary was no help. The entry was too long and complicated for a small boy, so Charley was going to have to go undercover again to find out what he had to know.
The first step, Charley decided, was to get into that locked room, the study where his father spent most of his time.
“I keep the room locked to avoid having my papers disturbed,” his father said one night at dinner. He was always very courteous about answering his son’s questions. “Every housekeeper we’ve ever had has insisted on straightening out the papers on my desk. But then I can’t find anything. I am a creature of routine.” He let a smile play around the corners of his mouth, wondering if Charley as yet had developed a sense of humor. “I am quite capable of dusting my own desk if it ever needs dusting. Someday you too may discover that you prefer to have your work left alone by people whose goals are different from your own.”
His father did tend to speak in rather formal sentences, Charley thought, but as he mulled over this conversation in his room later that night, he realized that he had stumbled on the key to the whole spy situation. “I am a creature of routine,” his father had said, and that of course was the problem. No wonder Charley had recognized his father as a spy.
Getting into the locked study shouldn’t present any great difficulty to someone versed in the techniques of spying. All one had to do was to pick out the correct key from the key board in the housekeeper’s pantry off the kitchen. A quick check showed all the keys were labeled with little tags. The study key had a note pinned directly above it:
Getting in proved to be the easy part. Now that he was here, what was he supposed to do? Well, a good spy would check out the material on the desk right away. Charley knew that, and he headed for the desk, which occupied the area in front of large windows that let the light stream into the room. If the whole point of this exercise was to prevent his father from being a creature of habit, then something would have to be changed. As he was looking over the neat papers on the desk, two folders caught his eye. The first one was labeled copper, a word Charley was familiar with from studying the raw materials of Chile. He removed two sheets of paper, one headed
But now came the hard part. It should have been the easiest, and it would have been for just about anyone other than Charley, who was, after all, only a fourth grader. He had never mailed anyone a letter in his whole life. While he thought he Understood the process of writing to someone, he had never practiced the procedure. He knew he had to have an envelope, he had to address the envelope, and he had to put a stamp on the finished product. But he didn’t have an envelope, he had never written an address on an envelope, and he didn’t have a stamp. He didn’t even know if one stamp was enough. He thought and thought about it for a long time. He rejected the idea of sneaking back into the study and stealing an envelope. That would be a dead giveaway if one of his father’s own envelopes was used. Charley knew he was helping his father in his work, but he didn’t want him to know the source of his variation in routine. One of the primary things his mother had drilled into him in her tales of spies was the idea of keeping one’s identity a secret. You can’t very well be a spy if everybody knows you’re one, can you?
When inspiration struck, Charley was really quite proud of himself. One of his mother’s frequent reminders about the duties of spies was that they often found it necessary to improvise.
“It’s about my report on the post office,” he began.
“The postal system, Charley. Always be precise. Now, how may I help you with your report?” While she was an authoritarian, Mrs. Lansdale really was a concerned teacher, and if her student needed some help, well, she was going to be right there to see that he got it.
“Yes, ma’am,” said Charley. “I want to send a birthday card to my father, but I want him to be surprised. So could you address the envelope for me so that he wouldn’t recognize my writing? And that way I can see exactly how long it takes to be delivered, and could you tell me how many stamps to put on it?” That seemed to cover all the problem areas that Charley had been able to think of, and Mrs. Lansdale was delighted to do her part in the exercise. She even congratulated Charley on being thoughtful enough to send a card. She was a great believer in cards herself, she told him. She sent dozens of them every year to former students she liked to keep in contact with. Her tone implied that Charley would soon join the ranks of those so favored.
Charley presented her with a card and envelope that he had bought at the local candy store. It was a rather fussy card with lots of toy bears on it, but he had selected it for the size of the envelope. Mrs. Lansdale made a mental note to start teaching Charley a few things about taste and design. But then there should be lots of time for that. He was still very young. She wrote his father’s name and address on it in her flowing teacher’s hand, opened her purse, and took a stamp out of her wallet. “One stamp for a card, Charley,” she said. “Let me contribute it in honor of your father’s birthday.” Commodities, she thought to herself. A comfortable retirement not too far down the road.
That evening after dinner when he was supposed to be doing his homework, Charley carefully refolded his father’s papers, put them in the stamped and addressed envelope all ready to drop in the mailbox on his way to school tomorrow morning. He was excited and quite happy. He had saved his father. He had made it impossible for the bad guys to catch him because the poor man didn’t know enough to vary his routine. Somehow he was going to have to teach his father the proper way to behave as a spy, but that was a project for another day. Perhaps during summer vacation when he had more free time and less homework to think about.
Nothing Charley could have anticipated — in fact, nothing in any of the stories his mother had told him — was like the reality of what happened two days later at Charley’s house. Swarms of men were all over the house checking doors and windows. Both Charley and Mrs. Hilton were asked dozens of times to try to remember if any strangers had been seen around the house. Mr. Burton looked tense and worried and didn’t seem to have time for meals or for keeping his usual hours in the study. Charley wasn’t quite sure just what was going on, but he was sure of one thing. There had been a break in his father’s habit pattern. Charley smiled and chalked one up for the good guys.
When the mail was delivered that day, there was a sudden shout from his father, and all the strangers clustered around the hall table where Mr. Burton had just opened a large envelope to reveal his missing papers. Charley stood quietly in the corner watching all the activity. He had guessed right, he thought. His father would have to be a spy. All these strange men looking around the house, asking questions, and now being all excited by the papers in the mail — these were the good guys, he knew, helping his father to discover if anything was missing.
Nobody seemed to pay much attention to the small boy who wandered through the house all weekend. Nobody felt it necessary to lower voices when discussing the handwriting on the envelope, how it was not known to anyone, did not appear in anyone’s files. Two clear sets of fingerprints were on the envelope, aside from the mail carrier’s, but no records of them were in any files that were checked immediately.
“It’s got to be a foreigner,” said one of the tall, quiet men to Mr. Burton. “Note the handwriting. No American writes that way. You can read every letter.” Mrs. Lansdale, one of the last practitioners of the Palmer Method of penmanship, would have been thrilled to hear her work so described.
At dinner that night, Mr. Burton felt obligated to explain to Charley something about what had been going on. “Some of my papers have been mislaid, and these men are helping me find them.”
“Didn’t they come back in the mail?” asked Charley. “I heard one of those men say that they had.”
“Yes,” his father said. “But we have to know who saw them. It’s important for my business,” he added, recognizing the confusion in Charley’s face.
“Commodities?” asked Charley.
“Yes. Commodities.” He took a long look at Charley, put down his fork, and asked quietly, “Do you know what commodities are?”
“No,” said Charley. “But you said I would when I’m older.”
“Well, commodities are things that are grown, or mined, or made, and I buy them for my company.” He resumed eating, but then took pity on Charley’s lost look again. “My company makes things like satellites and communication systems.”
Now Charley was on firm ground. He knew all about satellites and communication systems. They were the things that spies spied for. He was finally able to relax. He was sure that he had done the right thing. Now that his father’s work was out in the open, his position as a spy was clear. But now was the time to stop the conversation. A spy wasn’t supposed to let anyone know what he did, not even his family. So Charley knew that he had to change the subject before his father gave too much away.
“I have to make a report on the postal system for my class project,” he volunteered.
“That’s nice,” his father said. “Perhaps you would like to visit the main post office some day next week. I go there frequently to check on shipments, and it might help your report to see something of the duties that are performed there.”
“I think I have enough information,” Charley said. “But thank you anyhow. Mrs. Lansdale helped me with the hard part already.”
Driving to his business headquarters the next day Mr. Burton kept finding a nagging thought poking at his mind. He couldn’t quite get a handle on it, but in time he would. Funny about Charley, he thought. Making a report on the postal system. Well, it was probably just as well that the boy didn’t need to go to the post office for a tour. The post office would be a very busy place for the next several days while Mr. Burton’s fellow workers tried to trace that envelope. Strange the way that material had disappeared and then turned up again. It wasn’t important material, but it could have been. He would have to be more careful, would have to do more of his work at his company’s headquarters and less of his work at home. Security would have to be shored up. He would have to try harder. He would have to go deeper undercover to look more like an ordinary businessman. It was back to the old rigid rules again. He shook his head in irritation as he passed the signpost bearing an arrow and the words LANGLEY AIR FORCE BASE. AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY.
A vision of Charley’s puzzled face came to him as he pulled into his usual parking space. Poor kid, he thought. What a shame to see him so confused about things. But he was much too young to talk to about, well, spies and such. The little guy wouldn’t even understand what the word
Out the Window
by Lawrence Block
There was nothing special about her last day. She seemed a little jittery, preoccupied with something or with nothing at all. But this was nothing new for Paula.
She was never much of a waitress in the three months she spent at Armstrong’s. She’d forget orders and mix up others, and when you wanted the check or another round of drinks, you could go crazy trying to attract her attention. There were days when she walked through her shift like a ghost through walls, and it was as though she had perfected some arcane technique of astral projection, sending her mind out for a walk while her long lean body went on serving food and drinks and wiping down empty tables.
She did make an effort, though. She tried. She could always manage a smile. Sometimes it was the brave smile of the walking wounded and other times it was a tight-jawed brittle grin with a few tabs of amphetamine behind it, but you take what you can to get through the days and any smile is better than none at all. She knew most of Armstrong’s regulars by name and her greeting always made you feel as though you’d come home. When that’s all the home you have, you tend to appreciate that sort of thing.
And if the career wasn’t perfect for her, well, it certainly hadn’t been what she’d had in mind when she came to New York in the first place. You no more set out to be a waitress in a Ninth Avenue gin mill than you intentionally become an ex-cop coasting through the months on bourbon and coffee. We have that sort of greatness thrust upon us. When you’re as young as Paula Wittlauer you hang in there, knowing things are going to get better. When you’re my age you just hope they don’t get too much worse.
She worked the early shift, noon to eight, Tuesday through Saturday. Trina came on at six so there were two girls on the floor during the dinner rush. At eight Paula would go wherever she went and Trina would keep on bringing cups of coffee and glasses of bourbon for another six hours or so.
Paula’s last day was a Thursday in late September. The heat of the summer was starting to break up. There was a cooling rain that morning and the sun never did show its face. I wandered in around four in the afternoon with a copy of the
I said, “You too, kid.” Did I look up? Did we smile at each other? Hell, I don’t remember.
“See you tomorrow, Matt.”
“Right,” I said. “God willing.”
But He evidently wasn’t. Around three Justin closed up and I went around the block to my hotel. It didn’t take long for the coffee and bourbon to cancel each other out. I got into bed and slept.
My hotel is on 57th Street between Eighth and Ninth. It’s on the uptown side of the block, and my window is on the street side looking south. I can see the World Trade Center at the tip of Manhattan from my window.
I can also see Paula’s building. It’s on the other side of 57th Street a hundred yards or so to the east, a towering highrise that, had it been directly across from me, would have blocked my view of the Trade Center.
She lived on the seventeenth floor. Sometime after four she went out a high window. She swung out past the sidewalk and landed in the street a few feet from the curb, between a couple of parked cars.
In high school physics they teach you that falling bodies accelerate at a speed of thirty-two feet per second per second. So she would have fallen thirty-two feet in the first second, another sixty-four feet the next second, then ninety-six feet in the third. Since she fell something like two hundred feet, I don’t suppose she could have spent more than four seconds in the actual act of falling.
I got up around ten thirty. When I stopped at the desk for my mail, Vinnie told me they’d had a jumper across the street during the night. “A dame,” he said, which is a word you don’t hear much any more. “She went out without a stitch on. You could catch your death that way.”
I looked at him.
“Landed in the street, just missed somebody’s Caddy. How’d you like to find something like that for a hood ornament? I wonder if your insurance would cover that — what do you call it, act of God?” He came out from behind the desk and walked with me to the door. “Over there,” he said, pointing. “Where the florist’s van is where she flopped. Nothing to see anyway. By the time I came on duty there wasn’t a trace left.”
“Who was she?”
“Who knows?”
I had things to do that morning, and as I did them I thought from time to time of the jumper. They’re not that rare and they usually do the deed in the hours before dawn. They say it’s always darkest then.
Sometime in the early afternoon I was passing Armstrong’s and stopped in for a short one. I stood at the bar and looked around to say hello to Paula but she wasn’t there. A doughy redhead named Rita was taking her shift.
Dean was behind the bar. I asked him where Paula was. “She skipping school today?”
“You didn’t hear?”
“Jimmy fired her?”
He shook his head, and before I could venture any further guesses he told me.
I drank my drink. I had an appointment to see somebody about something, but suddenly it ceased to seem important. I put a dime in the phone and cancelled my appointment and came back and had another drink. My hand was trembling slightly when I picked up the glass. It was a little steadier when I set it down.
I crossed Ninth Avenue and sat in St. Paul’s for awhile. Ten, twenty minutes, something like that. I lit a candle for Paula and a few other candles for a few other corpses, and I sat and thought about life and death and high windows. Around the time I left the police force I discovered that churches were very good places for thinking about that sort of thing.
After a while I walked over to her building and stood on the pavement in front of it. The florist’s truck had moved on, and I examined the street where she’d landed. There was, as Vinnie had assured me, no trace of what had happened. I tilted my head back and looked up, wondering what window she might have fallen from, then looked down at the pavement and up again, and a sudden rush of vertigo made my head spin. In the course of all this I managed to attract the attention of the building’s doorman and he came out to the curb, anxious to talk about the former tenant. He was a black man about my age and he looked as proud of his uniform as the guy in the Marine Corps recruiting poster. It was a goodlooking uniform — shades of brown, epaulets, gleaming brass buttons.
“Terrible thing,” he said, “a young girl like that with her whole life ahead of her.”
“Did you know her well?”
He shook his head. “She would give me a smile, always say hello, call me by name. Always in a hurry, rushing in, rushing out again. You wouldn’t think she had a care in the world. But you never know.”
“You never do.”
“She lived on the seventeenth floor. I wouldn’t live that high above the ground if you gave me the place rent-free.”
“Heights bother you?”
I don’t know if he heard the question. “I live up one flight of stairs. That’s just fine for me. No elevator and no high window.” His brow clouded and he looked on the verge of saying something else, but then someone started to enter his lobby and he moved to intercept him. I looked up again, trying to count windows to the seventeenth floor, but the vertigo returned and I gave it up.
“Are you Matthew Scudder?”
I looked up. The girl who’d asked the question was very young, with long straight brown hair and enormous light brown eyes. Her face was open and defenseless, and her lower lip was quivering. I said I was Matthew Scudder and pointed at the chair opposite mine. She remained on her feet.
“I’m Ruth Wittlauer,” she said.
The name didn’t register until she said, “Paula’s sister.” Then I nodded and studied her face for signs of a family resemblance. If they were there I couldn’t find them. It was ten in the evening, Paula had been dead for eighteen hours, and her sister was standing expectantly before me, her face a curious blend of determination and uncertainty.
I said, “I’m sorry. Won’t you sit down? And will you have something to drink?”
“I don’t drink.”
“Coffee?”
“I’ve been drinking coffee all day, I’m shaky from all the damn coffee. Do I
She was on the edge, all right. I said, “No, of course not.” I caught Trina’s eye and warned her off and she nodded shortly and let us alone. I sipped my own drink and watched Ruth Wittlauer over the brim of the cup.
“You knew my sister, Mr. Scudder.”
“In a superficial way, as a customer knows a waitress.”
“The police say she killed herself.”
“And you don’t think so?”
“I know she didn’t.”
I watched her eyes while she spoke, and I was willing to believe she meant what she said. She didn’t believe that Paula went out the window of her own accord, not for a moment. Of course that didn’t mean she was right.
“What do you think happened?”
“She was murdered. I know she was murdered. I think I know who did it.”
“Who?”
“Cary McCloud.”
“I don’t know him.”
“But it may have been somebody else,” she went on. She lit a cigarette, smoked for a few moments in silence. “I’m pretty sure it was Cary,” she said.
“Why?”
“They were living together.” She frowned, as if in recognition of the fact that cohabitation was small evidence of murder. “He could do it,” she said carefully. “That’s why I think he did. I don’t think just anyone could commit murder. In the heat of the moment, sure, I guess people fly off the handle, but to do it deliberately and throw someone out of a, out of a, to just deliberately throw someone out of a—”
I put my hand on top of hers. She had long, small-boned hands, and her skin was cool and dry to the touch.
“What do the police say?”
“They say she killed herself.” She drew on the cigarette. “But they didn’t know her. If Paula wanted to kill herself she would have taken pills. She liked pills.”
“I figured she took ups.”
“Ups, tranquilizers, ludes, barbiturates. And she liked grass and she liked to drink.” She lowered her eyes. My hand was still on top of hers and she looked at our two hands and I removed mine. “I don’t do any of those things. I drink coffee, that’s my one vice, and I don’t even do that much because it makes me jittery. It’s the coffee that’s making me nervous tonight. Not — all of this.”
“Okay.”
“She was twenty-four. I’m twenty. Baby sister —
I asked her what she wanted me to do.
“You’re a detective.”
“Not in an official sense. I used to be a cop.”
“Could you find out what happened?”
“I don’t know.”
“I tried talking to the police. It was like talking to the wall. I can’t just turn around and do nothing.”
“Suppose I look into it and it still looks like suicide?”
“She didn’t kill herself.”
“Well, suppose I wind up thinking that she did?”
She thought it over. “I still wouldn’t have to believe it.”
“No,” I agreed. “We get to choose what we believe.”
“I have some money.” She put her purse on the table. “I’m the straight sister. I have an office job, I save money. I have five hundred dollars with me.”
“That’s too much to carry with you in this neighborhood.”
“Is it enough to hire you?”
I didn’t want to take her money. She had five hundred dollars and a dead sister, and parting with one wouldn’t bring the other back to life. I’d have worked for nothing, but that wouldn’t have been good because neither of us would have taken it seriously enough.
And I have rent to pay and two sons to support, and Armstrong’s charges for the coffee and the bourbon. I took four fifty-dollar bills from her and told her I’d do my best to earn them.
After Paula Wittlauer hit the pavement, a black-and-white from the 18th Precinct caught the squeal and took charge of the case. One of the cops in the car was a guy named Guzik. I hadn’t known him when I was on the force, but we’d met since then. I didn’t like him and I don’t think he cared for me either, but he was reasonably honest and had struck me as competent. I got him on the phone the next morning and offered to buy him a lunch.
We met at an Italian place on 56th Street. He had veal and peppers and some red wine. I wasn’t hungry, but I made myself eat a small steak.
Between bites of veal he said, “The kid sister, huh? I talked to her. She’s so clean and so pretty it could break your heart if you let it. And of course she don’t want to believe Sis did the Dutch act. I asked is she Catholic because then there’s the religious angle, but that wasn’t it. Anyway, your average priest’ll stretch a point. They’re the best lawyers going, the hell, two thousand years of practice, they oughta be good. I took that attitude myself. I said, ‘Look, there’s all these pills. Let’s say your sister had herself some pills and drank a little wine and smoked a little pot and then she went to the window for some fresh air. So she got a little dizzy and maybe she blacked out and most likely she never knew what was happening.’ Because there’s no question of insurance, Matt, so if she wants to think it’s an accident I’m not gonna shout suicide in her ear. But that’s what it says in the file.”
“Did you close it out?”
“Sure. No question.”
“She thinks murder.”
He nodded. “Tell me something I don’t know. She says this McCloud killed Sis. McCloud’s the boyfriend. Thing is, he was at an after-hours club at 53rd and Twelfth about the time Sis was going skydiving.”
“You confirm that?”
He shrugged. “It ain’t airtight. He was in and out of the place, he coulda doubled back and all, but there was the whole business with the door.”
“What business?”
“She didn’t tell you? Paula Wittlauer’s apartment was locked and the chain bolt was on. The super unlocked the door for us, but we had to send him back to the basement for a bolt-cutter so’s we could get through the chain bolt. You can only fasten the chain bolt from inside and you can only open the door a few inches with it on, so either Wittlauer launched her own self out the window or she was shoved out by Plastic Man, and then he went and slithered out the door without unhooking the chain bolt.”
“Or the killer never left the apartment.”
“Huh?”
“Did you search the apartment after the super came back and cut the chain for you?”
“We looked around, of course. There was an open window and there was a pile of clothes next to it. You know she went out naked, don’t you?”
“Uh-huh.”
“There was no burly killer crouching in the shrubbery, if that’s what you’re getting at.”
“You checked the place carefully?”
“We did our job.”
“Look under the bed?”
“It was a platform bed. No crawl space under it.”
“Closets?”
He drank some wine, put the glass down hard, and glared at me. “What the hell are you getting at? Have you got reason to believe there was somebody in the apartment when we went in there?”
“I’m just exploring the possibilities.”
“You honestly think somebody’s gonna be stupid enough to stay in the apartment after shoving her out of it? She musta been on the street ten minutes before we hit the building. If somebody did kill her — which never happened — they could of been halfway to Texas by the time we hit the door. And don’t that make more sense than jumping in the closet and hiding behind the coats?”
“Unless the killer didn’t want to pass the doorman.”
“So he’s still got the whole building to hide in. Just the one man on the front door is the only security the building’s got, anyway, and what does he amount to? And suppose he does hide in the apartment and we happen to spot him. Then where is he? With his neck in the noose, that’s where he is.”
“Except you didn’t spot him.”
“Because he wasn’t there. And when
There was an unvoiced challenge in his words. I had quit the department, but not because I’d seen little men. One night some years ago I broke up a bar holdup and went into the street after the pair who’d killed the bartender. One of my shots went wide and a little girl died. After that I didn’t see little men or hear voices exactly, but I did leave my wife and kids and quit the force and started drinking on a more serious level. But maybe it would have happened that way even if I’d never killed Estrellita Rivera. People go through changes and life does the damnedest things to us all.
“It was just a thought,” I said. “The sister thinks it’s murder, so I was looking for a way for her to be right.”
“Forget it.”
“I suppose. I wonder why she did it.”
“Do they even need a reason? I went in the bathroom and she had a medicine cabinet like a drugstore. Ups, downs, sideways. Maybe she was so stoned she thought she could fly. That would explain her being naked. You don’t fly with your clothes on. Everybody knows that.”
I nodded. “Did they find drugs in her system?”
“Drugs in her — oh, come on, Matt. She came down seventeen flights and she came down fast.”
“Under four seconds.”
“Huh?”
“Nothing,” I said. “No autopsy?”
“Of course not. You’ve seen jumpers. You were in the department a lot of years, you know what a person looks like after a drop like that. You want to be technical, there coulda been a bullet in her and nobody was gonna go and look for it. Cause of death was falling from a great height. That’s what it says and that’s what it was, and don’t ask me was she stoned or was she pregnant or any of those questions because who the hell knows?”
“How’d you even know it was her?”
“We got a positive I.D. from the sister.”
I shook my head. “I mean how did you know what apartment to go to? She was naked, so she didn’t have any identification on her. Did the doorman recognize her?”
“Are you kidding? He wouldn’t go close enough to look. He was alongside the building throwing up a few pints of cheap wine. He couldn’t have identified his own ass.”
“Then how’d you know who she was?”
“The window.” I looked at him. “Hers was the only window that was open more than a couple of inches, Matt. Plus her lights were on. That made it easy.”
“I didn’t think of that.”
“Yeah, well, I was there, and we just looked up and there was an open window and a light behind it, and that was the first place we went to. You’da thought of it if you were there.”
“I suppose.”
He finished his wine. “It was suicide,” he said. “You can tell the sister as much.”
“I will. Is it okay if I look at the apartment?”
“Wittlauer’s apartment? We didn’t seal it, if that’s what you mean. You oughta be able to con the super out of a key.”
“Ruth Wittlauer gave me a key.”
“Then there you go. There’s no department seal on the door. You want to look around?”
“So I can tell the sister I was there.”
“Yeah. Maybe you’ll come across a suicide note. That’s what I was looking for. You turn up something like that and it clears up doubts for the friends and relatives. If it was up to me, I’d get a law passed. No suicide without a note.”
“Be hard to enforce.”
“Simple,” he said. “If you don’t leave a note, you gotta come back and be alive again.” He laughed. “That’d start ’em scribbling away. Count on it.”
The doorman was the same man I’d talked to the day before. It never occurred to him to ask me my business. I rode up in the elevator and walked along the corridor to 17-G. The key Ruth Wittlauer had given me opened the door. There was just the one lock. That’s the way it usually is in highrises. A doorman, however slipshod he may be, endows tenants with a sense of security. The residents of unserviced walkups affix three or four extra locks to their doors and still cower behind them.
The apartment had an unfinished air about it, and I sensed that Paula had lived there for a few months without ever making the place her own. There were no rugs on the wood parquet floor. The walls were decorated with a few unframed posters held up by scraps of red Mystik tape. The apartment was an L-shaped studio with a platform bed occupying the foot of the L. There were newspapers and magazines scattered around the place, but no books. I noticed copies of
The television set was a tiny Sony perched on top of a chest of drawers. There was no stereo, but there were a dozen records, mostly classical with a sprinkling of folk music — Pete Seeger and Joan Baez and Dave Van Ronk. There was a dust-free rectangle on top of the dresser next to the Sony.
I looked through the drawers and closets. A lot of Paula’s clothes. I recognized some of the outfits, or thought I did.
Someone had closed the window. There were two windows that opened, one in the sleeping alcove, the other in the living room section, but a row of undisturbed potted plants in front of the bedroom window made it evident she’d gone out of the other one. I wondered why anyone had bothered to close it. In case of rain, I supposed. That was only sensible. But I suspect the gesture must have been less calculated than that, a reflexive act like tugging a sheet over the face of a corpse.
I went into the bathroom. A killer could have hidden in the stall shower. If there’d been a killer.
Why was I still thinking in terms of a killer?
I checked the medicine cabinet. There were little tubes and vials of cosmetics, though only a handful compared with the array on one of the bedside tables. There were containers of aspirin and other headache remedies, a tube of antibiotic ointment, several prescription and non-prescription hayfever preparations, a cardboard packet of Band-Aids, a roll of adhesive tape, a box of gauze pads. Some Q-tips, a hairbrush, a couple of combs. A toothbrush in the holder.
There were no footprints on the floor of the stall shower. Of course he could have been barefoot. Or he could have run water and washed away the traces of his presence before he left.
I went over and examined the windowsill. I hadn’t asked Guzik if they’d dusted for prints and I was reasonably certain no one had bothered. I wouldn’t have taken the trouble in their position. I couldn’t learn anything looking at the sill. I opened the window a foot or so and stuck my head out, but looking down was extremely unpleasant and I drew my head back inside at once. I left the window open, though. The room could stand a change of air.
There were four folding chairs in the room, one near the bed, one alongside the window, the other two closed and leaning against a wall. They were royal blue and made of high-impact plastic. The one by the window had her clothes piled on it. I went through the stack. She’d placed them deliberately on the chair but hadn’t bothered folding them.
You never know what suicides will do. One man will put on a tuxedo before blowing his brains out. Another one will take off everything. Naked I came into the world and naked will I go out of it, something like that.
A skirt. Beneath it a pair of pantyhose. Then a blouse, and under it a bra with two small lightly padded cups. I put the clothing back as I had found it, feeling like a violator of the dead.
The bed was unmade. I sat on the edge of it and looked across the room at a poster of Mick Jagger. I don’t know how long I sat there. Ten minutes, maybe.
On the way out I looked at the chain bolt. I hadn’t even noticed it when I came in. The chain had been neatly severed. Half of it was still in the slot on the door while the other half hung from its mounting on the jamb. I closed the door and fitted the two halves together, then released them and let them dangle. Then I touched their ends together again. I unhooked the end of the chain from the slot and went to the bathroom for the roll of adhesive tape. I brought the tape back with me, tore off a piece, and used it to fasten the chain back together again. Then I let myself out of the apartment and tried to engage the chain bolt from outside, but the tape slipped whenever I put any pressure on it.
I went inside again and studied the chain bolt. I decided I was behaving erratically, that Paula Wittlauer had gone out the window of her own accord. I looked at the windowsill again. The light dusting of soot didn’t tell me anything one way or the other. New York’s air is filthy, and the accumulation of soot could have been deposited in a couple of hours, even with the window shut. It didn’t mean anything.
I looked again at the chain bolt, rode the elevator to the basement, and found either the superintendent or one of his assistants. I asked to borrow a screwdriver. He gave me a long one with an amber plastic grip. He didn’t ask me who I was or what I wanted it for.
I returned to Paula Wittlauer’s apartment and removed the chain bolt from its moorings on the door and jamb. I left the building and walked around the corner to a hardware store on Ninth Avenue. They had a good selection of chain bolts, but I wanted one identical to the one I’d removed and I had to walk down Ninth Avenue as far as 50th Street before I found what I was looking for.
Back in Paula’s apartment I mounted the new chain bolt, using the holes in which the original had been mounted. I tightened the screws with the super’s screwdriver and stood out in the corridor and played with the chain. My hands are large and not terribly skillful, but even so I was able to lock and unlock the chain bolt from outside the apartment.
I don’t know who put it up, Paula or a previous tenant or someone on the building staff, but that chain bolt had been as much protection as the Sanitized wrapper on a motel toilet seat. As evidence that Paula’d been alone when she went out the window, it wasn’t worth a thing.
I replaced the original chain bolt, put the new one in my pocket, returned to the basement, and gave back the screwdriver. The man I returned it to seemed surprised to get it back.
It took me a couple of hours to find Cary McCloud. I’d learned that he tended bar evenings at a club in the West Village called the Spider’s Web. I got down there around five. The guy behind the bar had knobby wrists and an underslung jaw and he wasn’t Cary McCloud. “He doesn’t come on till eight,” he told me, “and he’s off tonight anyway.” I asked where I could find McCloud. “Sometimes he’s here afternoons but he hasn’t been in today. As far as where you could look for him, that I couldn’t tell you.”
A lot of people couldn’t tell me, but eventually I ran across someone who could. You can quit the police force but you can’t stop looking and sounding like a cop, and while that’s a hindrance in some situations it’s a help in others. Ultimately I found a man in a bar down the block from the Spider’s Web who’d learned it was best to cooperate with the police if it didn’t cost you anything. He gave me an address on Barrow Street and told me which bell to ring.
I went to the building but I rang several other bells until somebody buzzed me through the downstairs door. I didn’t want Cary to know he had company coming. I climbed two flights of stairs to the apartment he was supposed to be occupying. The bell downstairs hadn’t had his name on it. It hadn’t had any name at all.
Loud rock music was coming through his door. I stood in front of it for a minute, then hammered on it loud enough to make myself heard over the electric guitars. After a moment the music dropped in volume. I pounded on the door again and a male voice asked who I was.
I said, “Police. Open up.” That’s a misdemeanor, but I didn’t expect to get in trouble for it.
“What’s it about?”
“Open up, McCloud!”
“Oh, God,” he said. He sounded tired, aggravated. “How did you find me anyway? Give me a minute, huh? I want to put some clothes on.”
Sometimes that’s what they say while they’re putting a clip into an automatic. Then they pump a handful of shots through the door and into you if you’re still standing behind it. But his voice didn’t have that kind of edge to it and I couldn’t summon up enough anxiety to get out of the way. Instead I put my ear against the door and heard whispering within. I couldn’t make out what they were whispering about or get any sense of the person who was with him. The music was down in volume but there was still enough of it to cover their conversation.
The door opened. He was tall and thin, with hollow cheeks and prominent eyebrows and a worn wasted look to him. He must have been in his early thirties and he didn’t really look much older than that, but you sensed that in another ten years he’d look twenty years older. If he lived that long. He wore patched jeans and a T-shirt with Spider’s Web silkscreened on it. Beneath the legend there was a sketch of a web. A macho spider stood at one end of it, grinning, extending two of his eight arms to welcome a hesitant girlish fly.
He noticed me noticing the shirt and managed a grin. “Place where I work,” he said.
“I know.”
“So come into my parlor. It’s not much but it’s home.”
I followed him inside and drew the door shut after me. The room was about fifteen feet square and held nothing you could call furniture. There was a mattress on the floor in one corner and a couple of cardboard cartons alongside it. The music was coming from a stereo, turntable and tuner and two speakers all in a row along the far wall. There was a closed door over on the right. I figured it led to the bathroom, and that there was a woman on the’ other side of it.
“I guess this is about Paula,” he said. I nodded. “I’ve been over this with you guys,” he said. “I was nowhere near there when it happened. The last I saw her was five, six hours before she killed herself. I was working at the Web and she came down and sat at the bar. I gave her a couple of drinks and she split.”
“And you went on working.”
“Until I closed up. I kicked everybody out a little after three and it was close to four by the time I had the place swept up and the garbage on the street and the window gates locked. Then I came over here and picked up Sunny and we went up to the place on 53rd.”
“And you got there when?”
“Hell, I don’t know. I wear a watch but I don’t look at it every damn minute. I suppose it took five minutes to walk here and then Sunny and I hopped in a cab and we were at Patsy’s in ten minutes at the outside. That’s the after-hours place. I told you people all of this, I really wish you would talk to each other and leave me the hell alone.”
“Why doesn’t Sunny come out and tell me about it?” I nodded at the bathroom door. “Maybe she can remember the time a little more clearly.”
“Sunny? She stepped out a little while ago.”
“She’s not in the bathroom?”
“Nope. Nobody’s in the bathroom.”
“Mind if I see for myself?”
“Not if you can show me a warrant.”
We looked at each other. I told him I figured I could take his word for it. He said he could always be trusted to tell the truth. I said I sensed as much about him.
He said, “What’s the hassle, huh? I know you guys got forms to fill out, but why not give me a break? She killed herself and I wasn’t anywhere near her when it happened.”
He could have been. The times were vague, and whoever Sunny turned out to be, the odds were good that she’d have no more time sense than a koala bear. There were any number of ways he could have found a few minutes to go up to 57th Street and heave Paula out a window, but it didn’t add up that way and he just didn’t feel like the killer to me. I knew what Ruth meant and I agreed with her that he was capable of murder but I didn’t think of this particular murder.
I said, “When did you go back to the apartment?”
“Who said I did?”
“You picked up your clothes, Cary.”
“That was yesterday afternoon. The hell, I needed my clothes and stuff.”
“How long were you living there?”
He hedged. “I wasn’t exactly living there.”
“Where were you exactly living?”
“I wasn’t exactly living anywhere. I kept most of my stuff at Paula’s place and I stayed with her most of the time, but it wasn’t as serious as actual living together. We were both too loose for anything like that. Anyway, the thing with Paula, it was pretty much winding itself down. She was a little too crazy for me.” He smiled with his mouth. “They have to be a little crazy,” he said, “but when they’re too crazy it gets to be too much of a hassle.”
Oh, he could have killed her. He could kill anyone if he had to, if someone was making too much of a hassle. But if he were to kill cleverly, faking the suicide in such an artful fashion, fastening the chain bolt on his way out, he’d pick a time when he had a solid alibi. He was not the sort to be so precise and so slipshod all at the same time.
“So you went and picked up your stuff?”
“Right.”
“Including the stereo and records.”
“The stereo was mine. The records, I left the folk music and the classical shit because that belonged to Paula. I just took my records.”
“And the stereo.”
“Right.”
“You got a bill of sale for it, I suppose.”
“Who keeps that crap?”
“What if I said Paula kept the bill of sale? What if I said it was in with her papers and cancelled checks?”
“You’re fishing.”
“You sure of that?”
“Nope. But if you did say that I suppose I’d say the stereo was a gift from her to me. You’re not really going to charge me with stealing a stereo, are you?”
“Why should I? Robbing the dead’s a sacred tradition. You took the drugs too, didn’t you? Her medicine cabinet used to look like a drugstore, but there was nothing stronger than Excedrin when I took a look. That’s why Sunny’s in the bathroom. If I hit the door all the pretty little pills go down the toilet.”
“I guess you can think that if you want.”
“And I can come back with a warrant if I want.”
“That’s the idea.”
“I ought to rap on the door just to do you out of the drugs, but it doesn’t seem worth the trouble. That’s Paula Wittlauer’s stereo. I suppose it’s worth a couple of hundred dollars. And you’re not her heir. Unplug that thing and wrap it up, McCloud. I’m taking it with me.”
“The hell you are.”
“The hell I’m not.”
“You want to take anything but yourself out of here, you come back with a warrant. Then we’ll talk about it.”
“I don’t need a warrant.”
“You can’t—”
“I don’t need a warrant because I’m not a cop. I’m a detective, McCloud. I’m private, and I’m working for Ruth Wittlauer, and that’s who’s getting the stereo. I don’t know if she wants it or not, but that’s her problem. She doesn’t want Paula’s pills so you can pop them yourself or give them to your girlfriend. But I’m walking out of here with that stereo and I’ll walk through you if I have to — and don’t think I wouldn’t enjoy it.”
“You’re not even a cop.”
“Right.”
“You got no authority at all.” He spoke in a tone of wonder. “You said you were a cop.”
“You can always sue me.”
“You can’t take that stereo. You can’t even be in this room.”
“That’s right.” I was itching for him. I could feel my blood in my veins. “I’m bigger than you,” I said, “and I’m a whole lot harder, and I’d get a certain amount of satisfaction in beating the hell out of you. I don’t like you. It bothers me that you didn’t kill her because
I meant it and he realized as much. He thought about taking a shot at me and he decided it wasn’t worth it. Maybe it wasn’t all that much of a stereo. While he was unhooking it, I dumped a carton of his clothes out onto the floor and we packed the stereo in it. On my way out the door he said he could always go to the cops and tell them what I’d done.
“I don’t think you want to do that,” I said.
“You said somebody killed her.”
“That’s right.”
“You just making noise?”
“No.”
“You’re serious?” I nodded. “She didn’t kill herself? I thought it was open and shut, from what the cops said. It’s interesting — in a way, I guess you could say it’s a load off my mind.”
“How?”
He shrugged. “I thought, you know, maybe she was upset it wasn’t working out between us. At the Web the vibes were on the heavy side, if you follow me. Our thing was falling apart and I was seeing Sunny and she was seeing other guys and I thought maybe that was what did it for her. I suppose I blamed myself.”
“I can see it was eating away at you.”
“I just said it was on my mind.”
I didn’t say anything.
“Man,” he said, “
I shouldered the carton and headed on down the stairs.
Ruth Wittlauer had supplied me with an Irving Place address and a Gramercy telephone number. I called the number and didn’t get an answer, so I walked over to Hudson and caught a northbound cab. There were no messages for me at the hotel desk. I put Paula’s stereo in my room, tried Ruth’s number again, then walked over to the 18th Precinct. Guzik had gone off duty but the desk man told me to try a restaurant around the corner, and I found him there drinking draft Heineken’s with another cop named Birnbaum. I sat at their table and ordered bourbon for myself and another round for the two of them.
I said, “I have a favor to ask. I’d like you to seal Paula Wittlauer’s apartment.”
“We closed that out,” Guzik reminded me.
“I know, and the boyfriend closed out the dead girl’s stereo.” I told him how I’d reclaimed the unit from Cary McCloud. “I’m working for Ruth, Paula’s sister. The least I can do is make sure she gets what’s coming to her. She’s not up to cleaning out the apartment now, and it’s rented through the first of October. McCloud’s got a key and God knows how many other people have keys. If you slap a seal on the door, it’d keep the grave robbers away.”
“I guess we can do that. Tomorrow all right?”
“Tonight would be better.”
“What’s there to steal? You got the stereo out of there and I didn’t see anything else around that was worth much.”
“Things have a sentimental value.”
He eyed me and frowned. “I’ll make a phone call,” he said. He went to the booth in the back and I jawed with Birnbaum until he came back and told me it was taken care of.
I said, “Another thing I was wondering. You must have had a photographer on the scene.”
“Sure. That’s routine.”
“Did he go up to the apartment while he was at it? Take a roll of interior shots?”
“Yeah. Why?”
“I thought maybe I could have a look at them.”
“What for?”
“You never know. The reason I knew it was Paula’s stereo in McCloud’s apartment was I could see the pattern in the dust on top of the dresser where it had been. If you’ve got interior pictures, maybe I’ll see something else that’s not there any more and I can lean on McCloud a little and recover it for my client.”
“And that’s why you’d like to see the pictures.”
“Right.”
He gave me a look. “That door was bolted from the inside, Matt. With a chain bolt.”
“I know.”
“And there was no one in the apartment when we went in there.”
“I know that too.”
“Matt, the case is closed and the reason it’s closed is the dizzy broad killed herself. What are you making waves for?”
“I’m not. I just want to see the pictures.” I drank what remained of my drink. “You need a new hat anyway, Guzik. The weather’s turning and a fellow like you needs a hat for fall.”
“If I had the price of a hat, maybe I’d go out and get one.”
“You got it,” I said.
He nodded and we told Birnbaum we wouldn’t be long. I walked with Guzik around the corner to the 18th. On the way I palmed him two tens and a five, the price of a hat in police parlance. He made the bills disappear.
I waited at his desk while he pulled the Paula Wittlauer file. There were about a dozen black and white prints, eight by ten high-contrast glossies. Perhaps half of them showed Paula’s corpse from various angles. I had no interest in these, but I made myself look at them as a sort of reinforcement, so I wouldn’t forget what I was doing on the case.
The other pictures were interior shots of the L-shaped apartment. I noted the wide-open window, the dresser with the stereo sitting on it, the chair with her clothing piled haphazardly upon it. I separated the interior pictures from the ones showing the corpse and told Guzik I wanted to keep them for the time being. He didn’t mind.
He cocked his head and looked at me. “You got something?”
“Nothing worth talking about.”
“If you ever do, I’ll want to hear about it.”
“Sure.”
“You like the life you’re leading? Working private, scuffling around?”
“It seems to suit me.”
He thought it over, nodded. Then he started for the stairs and I followed after him.
Later that evening I managed to reach Ruth Wittlauer. I bundled the stereo into a cab and took it to her place. She lived in a well kept brownstone a block and a half from Gramercy Park. Her apartment was inexpensively furnished, but the pieces looked as if they’d been chosen with care. The place was clean and neat. Her clock radio was tuned to an FM station that was playing chamber music. She had coffee made and I accepted a cup and sipped it while I told her about recovering the stereo from Cary McCloud.
“I wasn’t sure whether you could use it,” I said, “but I couldn’t see any reason why he should keep it. You can always sell it.”
“No, I’ll keep it. I just have a twenty-dollar record player that I bought on 14th Street. Paula’s stereo cost a couple of hundred dollars.” She managed a smile. “So you’ve already more than earned what I gave you. Did he kill her?”
“No.”
“Are you sure?”
I nodded. “He’d kill if he had a reason, but I don’t think he did. And if he did kill her he’d never have taken the stereo or the drugs, and he wouldn’t have acted the way he did. There was never a moment when I had the feeling he’d killed her.”
“And you’re sure my sister killed herself?”
“No. I’m pretty sure someone gave her a hand.”
Her eyes widened.
I said, “It’s mostly intuition. But there are a few facts to support it.” I told her about the chain bolt, how it had proved to the police that Paula’d killed herself but how my experiment had shown it could have been fastened from the corridor.
Then I showed her the pictures I’d obtained from Guzik. I selected one shot which showed the chair with Paula’s clothing without showing too much of the window. “The chair,” I said, pointing at it. “I wanted to see a photograph taken at the time to make sure things hadn’t been rearranged by the cops or McCloud or somebody else. But that clothing’s exactly the way it was when I saw it.”
“I don’t understand.”
“The supposition is that Paula got undressed, put her clothes on the chair, then went to the window and jumped.” Her lip was trembling but she was holding herself together and I went on talking. “Or she’d taken her clothes off earlier and maybe she took a shower or a nap and then came back and jumped. But look at the chair. She didn’t fold her clothes neatly, she didn’t put them away — and she didn’t just drop them on the floor either. I’m no authority on the way women get undressed, but I don’t think many people do it that way.”
Ruth nodded. Her face was thoughtful.
“That wouldn’t mean very much by itself. If she were upset or stoned or confused, she might have thrown things on the chair as she took them off. But that’s not what happened. The order is all wrong. The bra’s underneath the blouse, the pantyhose are underneath the skirt. She took her bra off after she took her blouse off, obviously, so it should have wound up on top of the blouse, not under it.”
“Of course.”
I held up a hand. “It’s nothing like proof, Ruth. There are any number of explanations. Maybe she knocked the stuff onto the floor and then picked it up and the order of the garments got switched around. Maybe one of the cops went through the clothing before the photographer came in with his camera.”
“But you think she was murdered.”
“Yes, I guess I do.”
“What are you going to do now?”
“I think I’ll poke around a little. I don’t know much about Paula’s life. I’ll have to learn more if I’m going to find out who killed her. But it’s up to you to decide whether you want me to stay with it.”
“Of course I do. Why wouldn’t I?”
“Because it probably won’t lead anywhere. Suppose she was upset after her conversation with McCloud and she picked up a stranger and took him home with her and he killed her. If that’s the case, we’ll never know who he was.”
“It’ll take you some time. I suppose you’ll want more money.” Her gaze was very direct. “I gave you two hundred dollars. I have three hundred more I can afford to pay. When the three hundred runs out, you can tell me if you think it’s worth staying with the case. I couldn’t afford any more cash right away, but I could arrange to pay you later on or something like that.”
I shook my head. “It won’t come to more than that,” I said, “no matter how much time I spend on it. And you keep the three hundred for the time being, all right? I’ll take it from you later on if I need it, and if I feel I’ve earned it.”
“That doesn’t seem right.”
“It seems right to me,” I said. “And don’t make the mistake of thinking I’m being charitable.”
“But your time’s valuable.”
I shook my head. “Not to me it isn’t.”
I spent the next five days picking the scabs off Paula Wittlauer’s life. It kept turning out to be a waste of time, but the time’s always gone before you realize you’ve wasted it. And I’d been telling the truth when I said my time wasn’t valuable. I had nothing better to do, and my peeks into the corners of Paula’s world kept me busy.
Her life involved more than a saloon on Ninth Avenue and an apartment on 57th Street, more than serving drinks and sharing a bed with Cary McCloud. She did other things. She went one evening a week to group therapy on West 79th Street. She took voice lessons every Tuesday morning on Amsterdam Avenue. She had an ex-boyfriend she saw once in awhile. She hung out in a couple of bars in the neighborhood and a couple of others in the Village. She did this, she did that, she went here, she went there, and I kept busy dragging myself around town and talking to all sorts of people, and managed to learn quite a bit about the person she’d been and the life she’d led without learning anything at all about the person who’d put her on the pavement.
At the same time, I tried to track her movements on the final night of her life. She’d evidently gone more or less directly to the Spider’s Web after finishing her shift at Armstrong’s. Maybe she’d stopped at her apartment for a shower and a change of clothes, but without further ado she’d headed downtown. Somewhere around ten she left the Web, and I traced her from there to a couple of other Village bars. She hadn’t stayed at either of them long, taking a quick drink or two and moving on. She’d left alone as far as anyone seemed to remember. This didn’t prove a thing because she could have stopped elsewhere before continuing uptown, or she could have picked someone up on the street, which I’d learned was something she’d done more than once in her young life. She could have found her killer loitering on a street corner or she could have phoned him and arranged to meet him at her apartment.
Her apartment. The doorman changed off at midnight, but it was impossible to determine whether she’d returned before or after the changing of the guard. She’d lived there, she was a regular tenant, and when she entered or left the building it was not a noteworthy occasion. It was something she did every night, so when she came home for the final time the man at the door had no reason to know it was the final time and thus no reason to take note.
Had she come in alone or with a companion? No one could say, which did suggest that she’d come in alone — if she’d been with someone her entrance would have been a shade more memorable. But this also proved nothing, because I stood on the other side of 57th Street one night and watched the doorway of her building, and the doorman didn’t take the pride in his position that the afternoon doorman had shown. He was away from the door almost as often as he was on it. She could have walked in flanked by six Turkish sailors and there was a chance no one would have seen her.
The doorman who’d been on duty when she went out the window was a rheumy-eyed Irishman with liver-spotted hands. He hadn’t actually seen her land. He’d been in the lobby, keeping himself out of the wind, and then he came rushing out when he heard the impact of the body on the street.
He couldn’t get over the sound she made.
“All of a sudden there was this noise,” he said. “Just out of the blue there was this noise and it must be it’s my imagination but I swear I felt it in my feet. I swear she shook the earth. I had no idea what it was, and then I came rushing out and Jesus God there she was.”
“Didn’t you hear a scream?”
“The street was empty just then. This side, anyway. There was nobody around to scream.”
“Didn’t
“Did somebody say she screamed? I never heard it.”
Do people scream as they fall? They generally do in films and on television. During my days on the force I saw several of them after they jumped, but by the time I got to them there were no screams echoing in the air. And a few times I’d been on hand while they talked someone in off a ledge, but in each instance the talking was successful and I didn’t have to watch a falling body accelerate according to the immutable laws of physics.
Could you get much of a scream out in four seconds?
I stood in the street where she’d fallen and I looked up toward her window. I counted off four seconds in my mind. A voice shrieked in my brain. It was Thursday night — actually, Friday morning. One o’clock — time I got myself around the corner to Armstrong’s, because in another couple of hours Justin would be closing for the night and I’d want to be drunk enough to sleep.
And an hour or so after that, she’d be one week dead.
I’d worked myself into a reasonably bleak mood by the time I got to Armstrong’s. I skipped the coffee and crawled straight into the bourbon bottle, and before long it began to do what it was supposed to do. It blurred the edges of thought so I couldn’t see the bad dark things that lurked there.
When Trina finished for the night, she joined me and I bought her a couple of drinks. I don’t remember what we talked about. Some but by no means all of our conversation touched upon Paula Wittlauer. Trina hadn’t known Paula terribly well — their contact had been largely limited to the two hours a day when their shifts overlapped — but she knew a little about the sort of life Paula had been leading. There had been a year or two when her own life had not been terribly different from Paula’s. Now she had things more or less under control, and maybe there would have come a time when Paula would have taken charge of her life, but that was something we’d never know.
I suppose it was close to three when I walked Trina home. Our conversation had turned thoughtful and reflective. On the street she said it was a lousy night for being alone. I thought of high windows and evil things on the edge of thought and took her hand in mine.
She lives on 56th between Ninth and Tenth. While we waited for the light to change at 57th Street I looked over at Paula’s building. We were far enough away to look at the high floors. Only a couple of windows were lighted.
That was when I got it.
I’ve never understood how people think of things, how little perceptions trigger greater insights. But I had it now, something clicked within me and a source of tension unwound itself.
I said something to that effect to Trina.
“You know who killed her?”
“Not exactly,” I said. “But I know how to find out. And it can wait until tomorrow.”
The light changed and we crossed the street.
She was still sleeping when I left. I got out of bed and dressed in silence, then let myself out of her apartment. I had some coffee and a toasted English muffin at the Red Flame. Then I went across the street to Paula’s building. I started on the tenth floor and worked my way up, checking the three or four possible apartments on each floor. A lot of people weren’t home. I worked my way clear to the top floor, the twenty-fourth, and by the time I was done I had three possibles listed in my notebook and a list of over a dozen apartments I’d have to check that evening.
At eight thirty that night I rang the bell of Apartment 21-G. It was directly in line with Paula’s apartment and four flights above it. The man who answered the bell wore a pair of Lee corduroy slacks and a shirt with a blue vertical stripe on a white background. His socks were dark blue and he wasn’t wearing shoes.
I said, “I want to talk with you about Paula Wittlauer.”
His face fell apart and I forgot my three possibles forever because he was the man I wanted. He just stood there. I pushed the door open and stepped forward and he moved back automatically to make room for me. I drew the door shut after me and walked around him, crossing the room to the window. There wasn’t a speck of dust or soot on the sill. It was immaculate, as well scrubbed as Lady Macbeth’s hands.
I turned to him. His name was Lane Posmantur and I suppose he was around forty, thickening at the waist, his dark hair starting to go thin on top. His glasses were thick and it was hard to read his eyes through them but it didn’t matter, I didn’t need to see his eyes.
“She went out this window,” I said. “Didn’t she?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Do you want to know what triggered it for me, Mr. Posmantur? I was thinking of all the things nobody noticed. No one saw her enter the building. Neither doorman remembered it because it wasn’t something they’d be likely to remember. Nobody saw her go out the window. The cops had to look for an open window in order to know who the hell she was. They backtracked her from the window she fell out of.
“And nobody saw the killer leave the building. Now that’s the one thing that would have been noticed. It wasn’t that significant by itself, but it made me dig a little deeper. It occurred to me that maybe the killer was still inside the building, and then I got the idea that she was killed by someone who
I told him about the clothes on the chair. “She didn’t take them off and pile them up like that. Her killer put her clothes like that, and he dumped them on the chair so that it would look as though she undressed in her apartment, and so that it would be assumed she’d gone out of her own window.
“But she went out of your window, didn’t she?”
He looked at me. After a moment, he said he thought he’d better sit down. He went over to an armchair and sat in it.
I said, “She came here. I guess she took off her clothes and you went to bed with her. Is that right?”
He hesitated, then nodded.
“What made you decide to kill her?”
“I didn’t.”
I looked at him. He looked away, met my gaze, then avoided my eyes again. “Tell me about it,” I suggested. He looked away again and a minute went by before he started to talk.
It was about what I’d figured. She was living with Cary McCloud, but she and Lane Posmantur would get together now and then. He was a lab technician at Roosevelt and he brought home drugs from time to time and perhaps that was part of their attraction. She’d turned up that night a little after two and they went to bed. She was really flying, he said, and he’d been taking pills himself, it was something he’d begun doing lately, maybe seeing her had something to do with it.
They went to bed and did the dirty deed, and then maybe they slept for an hour, something like that, and then she was awake and coming unglued, getting really hysterical, and he tried to settle her down and he gave her a couple of slaps to bring her around, except they didn’t bring her around, and she was staggering. She tripped over the coffee table and fell funny, and by the time he sorted himself out and went to her she was lying with her head at a crazy angle and he knew her neck was broken and when he tried for a pulse there was no pulse.
“All I could think was that she was dead in my apartment and full of drugs and I was in trouble.”
“So you put her out the window.”
“I was going to take her back to her own apartment. I started to dress her, but it was impossible. And even with her clothes on, I couldn’t risk running into somebody in the hallway or on the elevator. It was crazy.
“I left her here and went to her apartment. I thought maybe Cary would help me. I rang the bell but nobody answered. I used her key but the chain bolt was on. Then I remembered she used to fasten it from outside. She’d showed me how she could do it. I unhooked her bolt and went inside.
“Then I got the idea. I went back to my apartment and got her clothes and rushed back and put them on her chair. I opened her window wide. On my way out the door I put her lights on and hooked the chain bolt again.
“I came back here and took her pulse again — she was dead, she hadn’t moved or anything. I... I turned off the lights and opened the window. I dragged her over to it, and, oh, God in heaven, God, I almost couldn’t do it, but it was an accident that she was dead and I was so damned
“And you dropped her out and closed the window.”
He nodded.
“And if her neck was broken it was something that happened in the fall. And whatever drugs were in her system was just something she’d taken by herself, and they’ll never do an autopsy anyway. You were home free.”
“I didn’t hurt her,” he said. “I was just protecting myself.”
“Do you really believe that, Lane?”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re not a doctor. Maybe she was dead when you threw her out the window. Maybe she wasn’t.”
“There was no pulse!”
“You couldn’t find a pulse. That doesn’t mean there wasn’t any. Did you try artificial respiration? Do you know if there was any brain activity? Of course not. All you know was that you looked for a pulse and you couldn’t find one.”
“Her neck was broken.”
“Maybe. How many broken necks have you diagnosed? And people sometimes break their necks and live. The point is that you couldn’t have known she was dead and you were too worried about your own skin to do what you should have done. You should have phoned for an ambulance. You know that’s what you should have done and you knew it at the time, but you wanted to stay out of it. I’ve known junkies who left their buddies to die of overdoses because they didn’t want to get involved. You went them one better. You put her out a window and let her fall twenty-one stories so that you wouldn’t get involved, and for all you know she was alive when you let go of her.”
“No,” he said. “No! She was dead.”
I’d told Ruth Wittlauer she could wind up believing whatever she wanted. People believe what they want to believe. It was just as true for Lane Posmantur.
“Maybe she was dead,” I said. “If she was dead, that could have been your fault too.”
“What do you mean?”
“You said you slapped her to bring her around. What kind of a slap?”
“I just tapped her on the face.”
“Just a brisk slap to straighten her out.”
“That’s right.”
“Oh, hell, Lane. Who knows how hard you hit her? Who knows whether or not you gave her a shove? She wasn’t the only one on pills. You said she was flying. Well, I think maybe you were doing a little flying yourself. And you’d been sleepy and you were groggy and she was buzzing around the room and being a general pain in the ass, so you gave her a slap and a shove and another slap and another shove and—”
“No!”
“And she fell down.”
“It was an accident.”
“I always is.”
“I didn’t hurt her. I liked her. She was a good kid, we got on fine. I—”
“Put your shoes on, Lane.”
“What for?”
“I’m taking you to the police station. It’s only a few blocks from here.”
“Am I under arrest?”
“I’m not a policeman.” I’d never gotten around to saying who I was and he’d never thought to ask. “My name’s Scudder, I’m working for Paula’s sister. I suppose you’re under citizen’s arrest. I want you to come to the precinct house with me. There’s a cop named Guzik there and you can talk to him.”
“I don’t have to say anything,” he said. He thought for a moment. “You’re not a cop.”
“No.”
“What I said to you doesn’t mean a thing.” He took a breath, straighened up a little in his chair. “You can’t prove a thing.”
“Maybe I can and maybe I can’t. You probably left prints I in Paula’s apartment. I don’t know if Paula left any prints here or not. You probably scrubbed them up. But there may be neighbors who know you were sleeping with her, and someone may have noticed you scampering back and forth between the apartments that night. It’s even possible a neighbor heard the two of you struggling in here before she went out the window. When the cops know what to look for, they usually find it sooner or later. It’s knowing what you’re after that’s the hard part.
“But that’s not even the point. Put your shoes on, Lane. That’s right. Now we’re going to go see Guzik, that’s his name, and he’s going to advise you of your rights. He’ll tell you that you have the right to remain silent, and that’s the truth, that’s a right you have. And if you remain silent and you get a decent lawyer and do what he tells you, I think you can beat this charge, I really do.”
“Why are you telling me this?”
“Why?” I was starting to feel drained, but I kept on with it. “Because the worst thing you could do is remain silent, Lane — believe me, that’s the worst thing you could do. If you’re smart, you’ll tell Guzik everything you remember. You’ll make a complete voluntary statement and you’ll read it over when they type it up and you’ll sign your name on the bottom.
“Because you’re not really a killer. It doesn’t come easily to you. If Cary McCloud had killed Paula, he’d never lose a night’s sleep over it. But you’re not a psychopath. You were drugged and half crazy and terrified and you did something wrong and it’s eating you up. Your face fell apart the minute I walked in here tonight. You could play it cute and beat this charge, but all you’d wind up doing is beating yourself.
“Because you live on a high floor, Lane. The ground’s only four seconds away. If you squirm off the hook, you’ll never get it out of your head, you’ll never be able to mark it Paid in Full, and one day or night you’ll open the window and you’ll go out of it.”
I took his arm. “Come on,” I said. “We’ll go see Guzik.”
The Last Becak
by Gary Alexander
I am a travel writer. I visit interesting places and write about what I experience. The pieces are published in the newspaper that employs me. Sometimes they are syndicated, and when they are, everybody makes a little more money.
The following story will not be syndicated. It can’t be because it won’t be published. Travel articles are meant to enlighten and entertain the prospective traveler and the casual reader. They are not meant to describe murder and correlated crimes.
People expect me to steer them to where the sun is hot and to where the snow is powdery. They expect me to tell them where to get the best pizza and where not to be cheated on souvenirs. No exposition on clotting puddles of blood, thank you.
But read on and that’s what you’re gonna get.
My assignment was Indonesia. Ten days max, my editor said. Pick your spot.
How do you pick a spot? Indonesia is the fifth most populous country in the world, a thirteen thousand six hundred seventy-seven island archipelago that stretches farther than from Seattle to Miami. It’s like asking an Indonesian journalist to come to the States for a week and a half and Pick A Spot. Disney World? NYC? The Grand Canyon?
What I didn’t pick is Bali. Everybody who does Indonesia does Bali. Colorful culture, sandy beaches, et cetera. They take their notes, shoot their films, and go home, figuring that there’s no such thing as too much of a good thing.
Maybe that’s what I should have done.
But I didn’t.
I picked Jakarta, the capital. I get that syndication stroke now and then because I scout out the unusual, the exotic, the obscure.
If you can call a city of eight or nine or ten million obscure. Nobody knows the exact population. Leave the modern downtown core of vertical glass and steel glitz and Jakarta is a mazelike sprawl of neighborhoods and villages. It’s flat, hot, and growing like crabgrass. The Los Angeles of Asia.
By the fourth day I had seen the obligatory tourist attractions. I had visited Old Batavia, bailiwick of the early Dutch colonials. I had duly observed the massive monuments erected at crippling expense by Sukarno in the 1960’s. I had seen the waterfront. I had seen the spectacular Istiqlal mosque, Southeast Asia’s largest. I had perused any number of markets, museums, and exhibits. I had toured batik and rattan factories. Interesting, yes. But enough already.
It was time to venture off the beaten track.
Which, of course, required the services of a becak.
The Hotel Indonesia was located on Jalan Thamrin, a manic ten-lane throughway that was Jakarta’s main drag. The hotel was partially responsible for my off-the-beaten-track itch.
Remember
I’d like to be able to report that I could still smell the intrigue. But that would be a lie. It seemed to have become a quiet venue for visiting delegates attending various conferences and seminars. In other words, bureaucrats. Boring.
Which brings me to the becak. More or less pronounced
The becak was vanishing by government decree. It created a bad image for a modern and metropolitan international city. It was a backward, inhumane eyesore. It was a vestige of colonialism, the native wracking his body to tote his better. It was a nuisance.
All true. No argument. But the becak was also the conveyance of the poor who could not afford a taxi or even a bus. The becak was integral to mainstream Jakarta.
Long banned in the city center, the becak was being scooped up in a widening radius by government trucks, like so much garbage. They were dumped into Jakarta Bay, where they served as a fish reef. Total eradication was the goal.
So I couldn’t just step out of the Hotel Indonesia at high noon and hail a becak.
But there was a way.
Jakarta was a restless and vibrant twenty-four hour per day city of night owls and early birds. People were up late or early, visiting, doing things, ducking the ferocious midday sun. The government trucks, however, did not patrol at night. Becaks could ply their trade close to the affluent core and fade into the back roads and alleys when the sun and the trucks appeared.
I walked into the pre-dawn. Four blocks from the hotel, on a secondary street of small shops, I found my becak driver.
He was short, leathery, and smiling. His name was Malik. Through a combination of gestures, handbook Indonesian, and a smattering of English and Dutch and generic pidgin we managed an agreement. For a price he would be my transportation and my teacher.
At the outset, before the trouble, it was a mutually satisfactory arrangement. He was grateful to have an exclusive passenger who was paying him relatively well, I to have an insider as a guide.
We toured the neighborhoods, which were actually a patchwork of self-contained villages known as kampungs. Over the years, people had migrated from the countryside, essentially bringing their kampungs with them. They ranged from modest middle class to squalid, but were generally quite tidy, considering the numbers of residents shoehorned into them. Kampung streets were often little more than footpaths, barely wide enough for a becak. Canals built by Dutch colonials homesick for Amsterdam provided another means of kampung transportation. I won’t tell you how the canal water had taken on the color and aroma it had. The common denominator, though, was the people. They were almost without exception friendly and sincere.
I asked Malik about the government crackdown on becaks. He shrugged and said what else could he do? I said I’d read that the government was retraining drivers to be shoemakers and blacksmiths and vegetable vendors and so forth. He laughed and said that he was fifty-three years old, and that the average life expectancy of an Indonesian male was fifty-one. Let them make cobblers and peddlers out of the young, he said; I’ve been statistically dead for two years. And besides, Malik added, he ate and slept in his becak. What would he do for a home? He came from a rural village, but hadn’t been back there for years.
I told Malik he was lucky they hadn’t already confiscated his becak. His smile widened into a grin as he pointed out a rust spot on the otherwise immaculate framework. They
Malik and I parted at noontime, when the blistering sun was straight up. When we rendezvoused in the wee hours of the next morning, he was on foot and he wasn’t smiling. He said we couldn’t do anything together today. I insisted on knowing why. He insisted that I didn’t want to know. I insisted that I did. This went on until I finally out-insisted him.
Malik sighed in defeat and led me into a kampung half a kilometer away. The homes were rather substantial — cement and wooden frame. We weren’t alone, but we weren’t members of the proverbial sardine can, either. Early risers and insomniacs were about. Shopkeepers were setting up their stalls. Malik was visibly nervous at the increasing humanity and walked so fast I had to jog to keep pace.
He stopped at a space between a shop that sold car bumpers and a stucco-walled home and gestured into the void. I hesitated. Malik considerately handed me a book of matches. I ventured into the darkness with a stride too short and jerky to be termed intrepid.
I lit a match. Seated in Malik’s becak was a Chinese gentleman right out of Somerset Maugham’s Asia. White linen suit, panama hat, sandals. He was dead. Buried nearly to the hilt in his chest was a kris, a centuries-old much-prized Indonesian antique, a dagger as beautiful as it was lethal. The ritzy shops on and in the vicinity of Jalan Thamrin offered the kris at breathtaking prices. The handle, hilt, and what I could see of the blade were gold-inlaid. It could be priceless.
Who is he? I asked hoarsely.
I honestly do not know, I just found him there, Malik said.
Recall the earlier reference to “clotting puddles of blood”? Suffice it to say that my traction as I backed out of the cubbyhole was less than firm. I said
Why no police? I asked as Malik clamped an iron grip on my wrist and towed me away.
A dead body is in my becak, he said. What are the police to think? Who would be their first suspect?
Good point. Not to mention that my proximity to Malik qualified me as an accomplice. My readership had no interest in accommodations offered by the Jakarta jail.
Come on, I said, let’s go for a walk. I’ll buy breakfast.
No, we have to go back, Malik said suddenly, snapping his fingers, reversing our direction, we have to get the body out of my becak; the police will find him and trace the number on the becak to me.
We? Uh, wait a minute, it’s still circumstantial.
The gloom on Malik’s face told me he was hiding something. What? I demanded, digging in my heels to halt us.
His name is Mr. Lee, Malik admitted.
Mr. Lee, I thought cynically, a Chinese John Smith. Who exactly is — was Mr. Lee, please?
A sometimes regular nocturnal customer, Malik told me. You, sir, are not my only regular, I must confess. Mr. Lee is in town a week, two weeks, is gone a month, two months, and the cycle repeats.
Where do you drive him? I asked.
Different places and same places, he said.
Swell, I said. He was a thief, a smuggler of krises?
No, no, Malik swore; I never saw him carry a thing.
I accepted his word for the moment. I had little choice. We returned to the murder scene. The becak was there. Mr. Lee was not. I looked around. It was daylight now, but there were fewer people in the vicinity than there had been when we discovered the corpse, and those who remained refused eye contact. Selective myopia, a universal affliction in such situations.
Malik retrieved his becak. There wasn’t a spot of blood on the vehicle. I sat in it. Where to? he asked. Elsewhere, I said, anywhere but here.
Malik began pedaling. I felt a lump. I reached in the crack between the seat and seat back and pulled out a ring. It had a heavy gold setting. Small diamonds surrounded a large translucent green stone.
I asked Malik to stop. I got up and showed him the ring. His mouth fell open.
Do you know a jeweler you can trust? I asked.
I know everyone, he replied.
Malik took me deep into yet another kampung. Its market was as pungent and cacophonous as any Middle East bazaar. Our destination jewelry shop sold primarily baubles and imported knockoffs, cheap Rolex imitations and the like, but Malik and the jeweler were well acquainted. After a whispered conference, the shopkeeper invited us behind a curtain, into the rear of the shop.
We shared tea and cordialities. Then the jeweler examined the ring. Real gold in the setting, he said. Real diamonds too, perhaps two carats total weight.
And the green stone?
He shrugged. He could only guess. Burmese jadeite, he thought. The finest jade in the world. Jadeite was not found on the island of Java. It was a gemstone seldom seen in Jakarta. He wouldn’t know jade from a piece of glass.
Value, please?
He shrugged again and said maybe one hundred million rupiah. Quick mental arithmetic converted the rupiah to Yankee dollars: over fifty thousand of them.
The jeweler asked if we wished to sell the ring.
I said it was not mine to sell.
No matter, he said; I could not afford to buy.
I paid him a small appraisal fee and we left.
What next? Malik asked.
Good question, I said, answering his with mine: What “same places” did you drive Mr. Lee?
Actually just one same place, Malik said.
Will you show me?
After a pause, Malik said yes. But not now.
When?
Tonight. Midnight. When the night sky is as dark as it can be.
So why am I doing this? I asked myself as I yawned and climbed into Malik’s becak. The truth, I replied. Truth and justice. Well, sure, yeah, that’s part of it. But another factor is that we’ve been hanging on to (and have been seen hanging on to!) a valuable piece of probable contraband that is evidence in a crime we can’t prove took place.
In other words, I’m up to my you-know-what in alligators. I’ve got nothing to lose by lowering my head, plunging forward, and playing detective. I figure we’ll get to the bottom of the mess, then I’ll put the ring and an anonymous note into an envelope and drop it in a mailbox at the airport about ninety seconds before I board my plane. I’ll do the right thing, have myself an adventure, and escape intact.
Funny how things work out.
Malik entered Menteng, a close-in ’burb, a neighborhood that was by no stretch a kampung. Menteng was green and leafy. Menteng was paved roads and street lamps. Menteng was spacious villas, orange tile roofs, and walls of concrete and hedges. Menteng was where you lived if you were a Jakarta somebody and could afford digs costing a billion rupiah and up.
Malik stopped. We pushed his becak into thick shrubbery to conceal it.
Mr. Lee always came to Menteng this time of night; he made me hide my becak here and climb this tree, he said. He pointed at a bushy banyan across the street. Keep quiet and out of sight, Mr. Lee told me. Mr. Lee was gone one or two hours. I got cold and sore being so long in the tree. One night I followed him.
To where?
Come on, Malik said.
A left, a right, and a left, and we were there, at the iron gate of a residence that need not feel inferior to its neighbors. Inside the gate was a driveway and a three-car garage. But for the flat terrain and drenching humidity we could have been in Beverly Hills. Lights were on, draperies not fully drawn.
Who lives here?
Malik didn’t know. The night he followed Mr. Lee, he had gone no farther than this. I had a queasy feeling he would go farther now, though, a hunch confirmed by squeaking gate hinges. He opened the gate just wide enough to slip through. Two more hinge squeaks allowed me to make it through. Sideways.
I trailed Malik to a lighted bank of windows, thinking how overrated “adventure” was. Henceforth, I vowed, when I visit a strange land, I shall confine myself to folk dancing festivals and the cathedral.
The windows were jalousies, but the louvered panes were cranked shut despite the temperature’s being a typical seventy-five or eighty degrees. Air conditioning, of course.
The windows were also high, several inches above the top of my head. I told Malik to get on my shoulders. He said no, you sit on mine, you are the holder of the ring who must see faces. I’m twice his size, but by the way he stated his position I knew he’d lose face if we didn’t at least give it a try.
Malik was as solid as a pillar. Thus elevated, I pressed my face to the glass and saw a bearded Caucasian male of about forty pacing the room. Although I couldn’t make out what he was saying, even the language he was speaking, his tone and expression and jerky hand gestures suggested extreme frustration and anger. He was wearing a pistol belt, khaki shorts, and a matching shirt with epaulets.
He was ranting and raving at an Indonesian male in his thirties. Garbed in the first polyester leisure suit I had seen in over a decade, and in spite of being Javanese, a member of a slender and lithe race, he enjoyed the dimensions of a sumo wrestler.
He was dealing with the tirade by puffing furiously on a cigarette and staring at the floor. I was reminded of a circus bear whipped into submission by a sadistic trainer.
My surveillance ended as quickly as it started. Either my breath fogged the glass, attracting the bearded one’s attention, or he merely happened to focus in my direction. Whichever, he began pointing at me, shouting louder. No Neck had spotted me too, and was flexing fists the size of boxing gloves.
I came off Malik’s shoulders as if I had been bucked from the world’s meanest rodeo bull. Verbalization was unnecessary. I lit out of there, Malik at my heels. He passed me, but I kept him in sight.
He was already in the banyan when I arrived, stretching an arm down to help me upward. Within a minute, the two men were there, almost directly below us, walking, looking, muttering.
The bearded one, looking even more like a refugee from one of those magazines that glorify mercenary soldiers, was carrying an automatic pistol. No Neck was wielding a kris. A kris with a wavy, gold-inlaid blade.
Malik and I held our breath until they passed. He whispered that we should stay the night.
Good advice. We did.
A note of interest. Jakarta is situated at seven degrees south latitude, just about as tropical as tropical can be. But if you spend the night in a banyan tree while pursued by killers, you
The next morning I was afraid to go to my hotel room, afraid I had somehow been traced. An irrational and paranoiac fear, true, but I stuck with Malik nonetheless. He maintained an outward calm, but we didn’t travel a familiar route. He, who knew everyone, was as much a stranger as I.
I again pleaded that we seek professional assistance. Malik relented. I thought we were bound for a police precinct station. I thought otherwise when we stopped in the core of a kampung, at a wooden and corrugated iron house.
It was the home of Malik’s dukun.
A dukun is a traditional Javanese mystic. A dukun is consulted for his magical powers to cure diseases, to discombobulate enemies, and to predict the future.
Swell.
If age were a valid yardstick of wisdom, we had it made. The dukun was a graybeard as old as Malik and I combined. Malik explained our dilemma, and I gave the dukun the jade ring to examine.
The dukun pondered awhile, then recited a short chant, gave us cups of foul-tasting herb tea, and handed me the ring as if it were on fire.
The ring is evil, said the dukun.
Plausible, Malik and I agreed. But what should we do?
Return it to the evildoing owner, advised the dukun. The evil departed his foul heart into the ring. It will stay locked in the green stone and infect you both until it can escape to its origin. Nor can Mr. Lee’s soul depart to the abode of the dead specified by his particular religion until the ring evil escapes.
Will the ring help catch Mr. Lee’s killer? I asked.
The dukun shrugged ancient, bony shoulders. He could not answer; he was a magician, not a detective.
We thanked and paid the dukun. Malik’s mood had improved substantially. We have a purpose, he said, a solution.
I was not so upbeat. I wondered how to express my feelings without insulting Malik’s dukun and therefore Malik too. I turned through my pocket dictionary, seeking the Indonesian words for “figurative” and “literal.”
I know everyone, Malik reminded me before I could open my mouth; I’ll ask around, I’ll find out who the men in that splendid Menteng home are.
I repocketed my dictionary. So much for reason.
It didn’t take much time or money for a network of taxi drivers and merchants and people with no apparent occupation to identify the owner of that swank Menteng address. His name, quite appropriately, was Hardcastle.
Hardcastle was either American, Canadian, or Australian. Nobody was certain. His mercenary soldier apparel was no facade. Hardcastle had been in Zimbabwe when it was Rhodesia, Zaire when it was the Belgian Congo. He was no stranger to Central America and the Indochina nations.
Hardcastle had evidently retired from the kill-for-hire profession. With a nice nest egg. Besides the villa, he owned a yupscale jewelry shop on Jalan Thamrin.
Malik’s sources weren’t as sure about No Neck. He was believed to be an unemployed actor who did odd jobs for Hardcastle, but they were rarely seen together.
No Neck had played a villain in a dozen martial arts films, but could not or would not pull his punches. He was hurting the good guys, costing the production companies too much money. No longer would any Jakarta filmmaker risk casting him. He also had ties to an assortment of lowlife types — thugs and burglars and whatnot.
Quite a pair, I said. What do you recommend we do?
Easy, Malik said, smiling cheerily. You go see him.
Me? And say what?
You will think of the right thing to say when the time comes. I have the utmost confidence you shall.
Sure. Yeah. Easy.
Unshaven, wearing clothing for the second day, stained by banyan sap, I took a cab to a thirty story office tower on Jalan Thamrin. The lower level was a frigidly air-conditioned arcade of glittery boutiques and expensive restaurants. I could have been in the affluent maw of Chicago or Hong Kong or Berlin.
Hardcastle’s shop was on the mezzanine. Gold leaf on the glass door simply announced Hardcastle, Ltd.
He was too modest. The rings, necklaces, and earrings on display sported rubies, sapphires, star sapphires, and — yes, jade. You didn’t need a schooled eye to know that this stuff wasn’t paste. If that wasn’t enough to convince me that we weren’t talking about costume jewelry, no price tags were visible and the young Indonesian clerk in the spiffy suit was as haughty as his Rodeo Drive and Fifth Avenue counterparts.
Well, perhaps my appearance and aroma put him off, but I think the young man would flare his nostrils at the Prince of Wales. I asked, please, to see Mr. Hardcastle.
Impossible, he said. Mr. Hardcastle is indisposed.
Un-indispose him, I politely requested. Inform him that I would like to speak to him regarding a gold and diamond and Burmese jade ring.
The clerk reluctantly complied. Mr. Hardcastle emerged from the back room. It was him, the bearded one. In a silk suit today, though, not the soldier of fortune outfit.
How may I serve you, sir?
Hardcastle spoke evenly, in the neutral accent of a man with no nationality. He was playing it as cool as the interior of the building, but there was a glint of recognition in his eyes.
I also played it cool, casually perusing his wares, hoping he did not hear my knees knock. No krises for sale, I commented matter-of-factly.
I deal in fine jewelry, he said, not antiques and curios.
A shame, I replied. Too bad. I’m in the market for a rare and unique example. Something in a wavy blade and gold inlay.
Hardcastle glared at his clerk, who was at the end of the counter, dusting, fussing with the goods, all ears. He retired to the rear in a hurry.
You told my boy you wanted to discuss a jade ring. What’s this about a kris? Take a second gander. See any old daggers in my shop?
I do want to discuss a jade ring, I said vaguely. I described it.
Okay. Let’s have a look.
Uh-uh. I don’t have it on me.
You buying or selling or wasting my time? he said in a tone and with a gaze that removed any doubt that he could kill for a pay-check.
None of the above. I’m trading. Can you locate a kris of comparable worth?
Could be.
Are you interested in the jade ring?
Could be. I’ll give you my address. Come to my home this evening with the ring and I should have a kris—
No, thanks, I interrupted, equal parts peeved and curious about why he persisted with the charade. He recognized me, I knew he did.
Where? he said. You name it.
I made an impulse decision. Five P.M., I blurted. The National Monument. Monas.
Hardcastle grinned and said, Monas at five it is. Don’t be late.
I walked out, more frightened than before. If that were possible.
It had been too easy, Hardcastle had been too agreeable. I met Malik and related the encounter.
You did well, he said; you picked the busiest place in town at one of the busiest times.
I know, I said. Maybe Hardcastle won’t kill me in front of a thousand witnesses. I hope.
You did right, Malik said. You did fine.
Thanks, I guess. Do I really meet Hardcastle?
Yes. You must give him the ring. You could not have taken it to his shop. You might not have departed alive. You will give him the ring, and you will accept a kris in exchange. He will be suspicious if he acquires something for nothing.
Then?
Then we will be free of the evil.
And what about you while this is happening? I asked Malik.
He smiled. Me? he said. I will be exceedingly grateful.
The National Monument, Monumen Nasional, a white marble obelisk called Monas for short, was patterned after our Washington Monument. Another Sukarno inspiration, completed in 1961, Monas betters our needle on two counts. It has a pedestal base, and on top is a bronze flame coated with seventy-seven pounds of gold leaf.
Sukarno intended Monas as a testament to the strength of the Republic. Some Indonesians call it
It is located in the center of Medan Merdeka Independence Field, a square kilometer of neatly landscaped park. At five o’clock Jakarta was awakening from its afternoon siesta. People on foot and on vehicles clustered to the park.
A thousand witnesses, hell. I’d have two thousand, three thousand. Bring on Hardcastle!
I was a few minutes early. He was waiting on the south lawn midway between Monas and the adjacent street, waving to me. In gray slacks and white shirt, he looked like a tropical Western diplomat, a mid-level embassy staffer. Congeniality was written all over his face.
I was scared spitless.
But I went to him.
I stopped just out of arm’s reach. A gaggle of laughing children ran between us.
Move in closer, Hardcastle said. I won’t bite. I don’t want to shout.
Do you have a kris? I asked, firm and businesslike.
He stepped backward. Do you have a ring?
I looked around. No Neck wasn’t in sight. I stepped forward and said — words I didn’t know were there tumbled out of my mouth— You killed the Chinese man in a becak.
He cheated me, Hardcastle said pleasantly.
How?
Please allow me to examine your ring.
I tossed it to him. He held it to the sky and squinted. Same one, same garbage, he said with a twisted snarl I hadn’t seen on a diplomat’s face lately.
I have it on good authority that the gold and diamonds are genuine and the jade is the finest Burmese jadeite, I said.
He laughed. Genuine for a no-class loser, he said. Like you. Look at yourself, you look like a transient. The setting is ten-karat gold and the diamonds are chips. The garbage is the piece of glass you’re pawning off on me as jade.
I don’t understand. You did business with Mr. Lee on a regular basis.
He was moving on. The authorities were putting the heat on him. I have an associate in government with wide eyes and big ears. He tipped me. Lee figured he’d rip me off as a parting shot.
Mr. Lee was smuggling?
And stealing. Hot jewels and avoidance of import duties are proportional to increased profits, he said. Phony papers aren’t that difficult to secure. Plenty of governmental hands are palms up, for the grease. Every piece in my showcase is pedigreed.
Permit me a wild guess, I said. Mr. Lee was a two-way smuggler. Rubies and premium jadeite from Burma, sapphires and star sapphires out of Thailand and Sri Lanka. Gemstones in to Jakarta, to Hardcastle, Ltd.; collectible krises to Mr. Lee and ultimately the best art and curio shops in Hong Kong and Bangkok.
Not bad, Hardcastle said, slowly stepping back.
Why the disappearing act with Mr. Lee’s body and the becak?
My colleague met Mr. Lee in the kampung. Sometimes he met Lee there, sometimes Lee came to my home. Since I smelled a ripoff, the kampung was preferable to home. The becak boy hadn’t arrived yet and—
Boy? He is older than you.
Hardcastle laughed. You know what I mean, he said. A figure of speech. Anyhow, we exchanged a kris for—
The kris Lee was killed with?
You want to hear my story, friend? Yeah, that kris. My colleague examined the ring, saw it was this phony, and the rest is, as they say, history. The becak boy turned up before my boy could dispose of the body. When the becak boy went off with you, he got rid of it at last. Where’s the real ring? Cough it up.
The real ring? Then it dawned on me. Because we employed the same becak driver, I said, you decided I was affiliated with the late Mr. Lee. Did you think I was replacing him?
You aren’t?
I shook my head. I am but a humble travel writer. Why, by the way, are you being so candid with me?
I have a hunch you’re telling the truth, friend. It’s a shame you aren’t the businessman I thought you were, Hardcastle said. He grinned, dropped the ring, and walked off.
I answered my own question, and the answer was highly relevant to the saying about dead men telling no tales. Hardcastle’s subtle backstepping had drawn us to the edge of the street.
I scanned the traffic, desperately searching for a needle in a moving haystack of cars, bicycles, motorbikes, trucks, and three-wheeled taxis. There he was! No Neck, dwarfing a motor scooter, veering toward me, scant meters away, two or three seconds away, unbuttoning his jacket, exposing the golden glint of a kris hilt.
I lurched back and stumbled, barely keeping upright. No Neck bore in, fist wrapped around the hilt. Ready to fillet me with a single slash and vanish into the anonymity of Jakarta traffic, my thousands of witnesses instead a human screen.
Malik appeared, his arms a blur. A piece of debris, a two by four, something like that, thrown in No Neck’s path. The scooter nose up, flipping, No Neck on the pavement, on his back. Malik gone, blended into the crowd. Policemen, three of them, in uniform, presenting badges and guns to the dazed No Neck.
I completely lost my balance. I landed on my butt, on the grass and on something hard and sharp. The ring.
The morning after.
Lots happening. The body of an unidentified adult male Caucasian in gray slacks and white shirt was found floating in a canal. I wonder who. In another story, a gangster and former movie actor was arrested at Medan Merdeka with a kris that resembled one recently stolen from a museum. The Jakarta press was having a field day.
I saw Malik to say goodbye. The appearance of the police had been no coincidence. Malik, who knew everyone, had arranged it via third parties, thus staying clear of the mess himself.
I gave him the ring. He was grateful. I said nonsense, it was the least I could do for the man who saved my life.
He said that his dukun had advised that since Hardcastle, the evildoer, had touched the ring, the evil had escaped to its source.
Poor Hardcastle, we commiserated. We came to the conclusion that No Neck had thought, however incorrectly, that Hardcastle had set him up.
What will you do with the ring? I asked.
For the gold and diamond chips, my jeweler will pay the equivalent of four hundred American dollars, he said; as much as I earn in one year.
Retirement? I asked. Return to your home village?
And do what? No, he said; I will save the money and spend it when need be.
Including paying fishermen to rescue your becak?
He smiled. Maybe, he said. Maybe my becak will be Jakarta’s last.
While waiting at the airport I read the afternoon edition of Jakarta’s English-language paper. The kris No Neck carried was discovered to be a fake, a reproduction of the type peddled to gullible tourists. The police were hanging on to him, though. There were plenty of other things about which they wished to chat.
I wondered where the real kris was. I supposed Hardcastle had taken that secret to his grave.
My flight was announced. I got on the plane and flew to Bali.
First Week in September
by Jean Leslie
In Wyattsville the first week in September traditionally belongs to the Pioneer Society. Everyone dons a costume reminiscent of the early days when the town was the last wagon-train stop on the way to the gold fields, the men grow beards, and there is a kangaroo court held on the lawn in front of the courthouse. The real feature, though, is the rodeo. It draws such a big crowd that any one visitor goes unnoticed. No one paid any attention to a Mrs. John Metcalf who registered at the Californian on September third and checked out on the seventh, the day that Andy Wyatt put a gun in his mouth and blew off the top of his head.
Had he been questioned (which he wasn’t) the desk clerk at the hotel might have remembered Mrs. Metcalf as a soft-spoken middle-aged woman who asked a lot of questions about the town’s history. It is possible that old Mr. Pruitt, owner of the variety store, and Miss Tait, an elderly saleswoman in the Emporium, also would have recalled her. Both had given her a great deal of information about the leading citizens of the community, especially those who bore the Wyatt name. These seemingly casual conversations were forgotten in light of the shocking news of Andy Wyatt’s suicide. No one — then, or later — associated her presence in Wyattsville with his death.
My first knowledge of Mrs. Metcalf came on the morning of September sixth when Velma put through a call to my desk. I heard her say, “Mr. Wyatt is out, ma’am. I will connect you with his secretary.” A pleasant voice said, “Hello? Will Mr. Wyatt be in his office later today? I would like to make an appointment to see him.”
Wyattsville isn’t really “small town” any more, but most of us act as though it were, so it was quite natural for me to volunteer the information that Friday was Kid’s Day at the rodeo and Mr. Wyatt would be staying for the whole program because he had two sons and five nephews entered in the various events. To make up for lost time, I said, he would be in his office Saturday and could see her at five o’clock. She had to be content with this, and I noted the time of her appointment on my desk pad and on Andy’s.
Those Wyatt boys took a total of eight firsts, three seconds, and five thirds, and the biggest barbecue in town that night was at Andy and Laura Lee’s home where there were more than forty men, women, and children, not one of whom wasn’t a Wyatt by birth or marriage.
In spite of all the celebrating, Andy was in his office at nine o’clock on Saturday morning and worked straight through until one, when John Bartlett came by to take him to the club for lunch and nine holes of golf. My standing appointment at the Delta Beauty Salon always has been for three o’clock on Saturday, so before I left the bank I went in and turned on Andy’s tape recorder. This is used at my discretion: when I’m not able to be there to take notes, or when my presence in the room would be an embarrassment. I listen to it later and decide what needs to be transcribed. The recorder is in a lower desk drawer and the pickup is in the desk lamp which always stands just about halfway between Andy’s chair and the one occupied by the person who has come to see him.
On this occasion, quite frankly, I wanted to know what Emil Sondergard would have to say about the route of the new freeway because of a piece of property I own. His appointment was for four thirty and I was afraid I wouldn’t be back in time. As a matter of fact, my roots needed a touchup and it was nearly five when I let myself into the bank. Emil’s car was in the parking lot and Andy’s door was closed so I sat down and typed a letter to the Chamber of Commerce saying Andy would be glad to pay for three trees on the east side of Sacramento Avenue, “same to be spaced evenly in the 150-foot strip north of Cabrillo Street and parallel with the property owned by the Wyattsville Farmers and Merchants Bank.”
The big clock over the entrance said exactly five o’clock when Mrs. Metcalf tapped on the glass door and I went through the bank to admit her. She was a trim, well-cared-for fifty or fifty-five; smartly, but not expensively, dressed in a lavender linen sheath, with matching pumps and handbag, and a bandeau of violets which fitted snugly over her short grey hair. What impressed me most was the fact that she looked cool, which is quite a feat in Wyattsville in September. She seemed well at ease.
“Mrs. Metcalf?” I smiled and held out my hand. “I’m Sylvia Sommers, Mr. Wyatt’s secretary. You’re new in town, aren’t you?”
“I’ve been here a few days.”
“One of our new teachers,” I guessed.
“Yes. Is Mr. Wyatt ready to see me?” she asked.
“Not quite.” I locked the door. “Come back where you can sit down. He shouldn’t be long.” In my office we talked about Pioneer Week and the marvelous record set by the Wyatt boys, and then the buzzer sounded. Emil Sondergard had left by the door to the parking area, the one we referred to as Andy’s “escape hatch,” so I took Mrs. Metcalf in and introduced her. “Unless you want anything else, Mr. Wyatt,” I said, “I’ll leave now.”
“Nothing more, thank you.” Andy smiled. “Will we see you at the Rodeo Ball?”
“No. Phil’s in San Francisco this weekend.” Phil Smart is the man who usually takes me to civic affairs.
“You can go with us,” Andy suggested.
“Thanks, but no just the same. I’ll see you Monday.”
I stopped at the supermarket and bought a T-bone steak and a can of asparagus (you develop a thing about the fresh vegetable when you live where it grows and have to breathe the peat dust) and then walked on to the Delta Arms where I have lived all the years since I went to work as Andy’s secretary. There are newer apartments, with pools and other attractions, but the Arms is within walking distance of the bank and it’s air conditioned. More than anything else, it’s sweet home to me.
After fixing a gin and tonic and leaving it to chill, I went in and took a shower and put on slacks and a shirt. It must have been seven thirty when Laura Lee called to ask if I knew where Andy was. They were already past due for the Bergens’ cocktail party and had to be at the Lambertsons’ for dinner at eight thirty. She reminded me (unnecessarily) that it was important they be on time because the dinner guests were all civic leaders whose appearance in time for the Grand March was obligatory. I promised her that I would go down to the bank and see if Andy were still there. I remember saying, “Wherever he is, Laura Lee, I’ll find him and send him home.”
I found him in his office, but I couldn’t send him home. He was sprawled in his chair, staring open-mouthed at the acoustical tile ceiling. Bits of him adhered to the wall behind him and his gun lay on the carpet under his left hand.
Habits of efficiency are a great help in a crisis. The Wyattsville High School’s marching band was to assemble in our parking lot, so I drew the curtains and made sure the “escape hatch” was locked. Then I picked up Andy’s phone, which is left with an open line after Velma closes the switchboard, and dialed Chet Bergen’s number. Someone answered and kept shouting “Hello? Hello?” over the background noise of a large and lively party. The answerer either closed a door or carried the telephone to another room because when he spoke again I could hear him distinctly and recognized his voice.
“Dr. Collins?” I said. “This is Sylvia Sommers. Can you come to the bank right away? Without saying anything to anyone? It’s very important.”
“Andy?”
“Yes. He’s dead.”
“I’ll be there.”
“He sure as hell did it himself,” Corby Collins said. “Nobody gets a guy to open his mouth and take a slug like that.” He looked down at the gun again. “I never knew Andy was left-handed.”
“He was taught to write right-handed, but he attended so many service club luncheons that he had to learn to eat right-handed in self defense. Actually, he was a southpaw.”
“That’s right,” Dr. Collins nodded. “He played golf and tennis left-handed.” He gave a deep sigh. “You might as well call Bill,” he said.
Bill Dean is our chief of police and one of Andy’s oldest friends. I reached him at home. “Bill,” I said, “this is Sylvia. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Andy committed suicide. Dr. Collins and I are at the bank. Can you come down, alone, without saying anything to anyone?”
I hung up and fumbled in my purse for cigarettes and lighter. “You’d better talk to Laura Lee,” I told Dr. Collins. “They already have missed the Bergens’ cocktail party, and she’s afraid they’ll be late at the Lambertsons’ dinner.” Hearing my own words, I knew I was in a state of shock. “Well, somebody has to tell her something!” I said desperately.
“You have to,” he said gently. “If I call, she’ll get the wind up and think he’s had a heart attack. I wish it were only that!” He took a turn around the office and came back to stand in front of me. “Just say he isn’t here, and that you’ll phone around and see if you can locate him.”
“But this just isn’t like him!” Laura Lee wailed. “What should I do, Sylvia? Shall I go on or wait here?”
“You’d better wait,” I advised. “I’m sure you’ll hear something soon.”
When I had cradled the phone, Dr. Collins said, “Indeed she will. Poor Laura Lee. I’ve coped with some heartbroken widows in my day, Mrs. Sommers, but I have a nasty feeling that tonight is going to set some sort of ghastly record.”
“Shouldn’t you get in touch with Mr. Tuttle?” I asked.
Corby Collins gave me a quick look of appraisal. “Very good thinking,” he said dryly. “Who was it who said that behind every successful man was a clever woman, or words to that effect? Perhaps I’m just now learning what made Andy tick. I assume you know where Mr. Tuttle can be reached.”
Incredibly, my watch showed that it was not yet eight. “They will still be at the Whitmans’.” As I finished dialing the number there was a sharp, metallic rap on the front door. “That will be Bill,” I said, and handed the phone to Dr. Collins.
The street light showed the comfortable bulk of Bill Dean’s silhouette. When the door was opened he stepped inside and gripped my hands. “In heaven’s name, why did he do it, Sylvia?” he asked.
“I don’t know,” I whispered. “That’s what makes it so awful. I don’t
He asked the same questions of Corby Collins, and the doctor said, “It wasn’t his health. You can rule that out. He had a physical every six months. So did Laura Lee. I checked them in July before they went on their vacation and they were in excellent shape.”
There was a peremptory rattling of the big front doors and I went through to admit Mayor Tuttle. “Where’s Corby?” he demanded. “What in hell is this all about? Why’d he call me away from—”
“Andrew Wyatt has committed suicide,” I cut in coldly. “Come into his office, please.” Addison Tuttle is ruthless and ambitious, qualities that make him a man to be reckoned with, but certainly endear him to no one.
Bill sat with his face in his hands, unashamedly weeping. By contrast, Ad Tuttle walked around Andy, apparently needing to assure himself that Wyattsville’s favorite son was no longer a threat to his political future. Satisfied, he turned his long, thin-lipped face toward Corby Collins. “Incurably ill?” he asked.
“No. Nothing so convenient. I just told Bill and Mrs. Sommers that I had given him a complete physical in July and his health was fine.”
The mayor’s small, pale eyes swiveled around to me. “Anything here at the bank that could be considered —
“Nothing,” I said positively.
“Another woman?” he asked. “Anything like that?”
All of them looked toward me hopefully. “Of course not,” I said. “I’m surprised you would even ask.”
“But if there had been,” he persisted, “you would have known, wouldn’t you?”
“I suppose so. I was responsible for his deposits and withdrawals, and there was never a transaction which couldn’t have been reported in the
“An extramarital relationship doesn’t have to involve money,” Mayor Tuttle pointed out. “It could be someone we all know.”
“In
“I suppose you’re right,” Ad Tuttle conceded. He dragged at the lobe of his ear, then said, “See if there’s a bottle in the desk drawer, Mrs. Sommers. All of us could use a drink.”
Andy never would have a bar in his office, but he kept a fifth available. The bottle was about two thirds full. I got four paper cups from the dispenser beside the bottled water, and the mayor poured two or three ounces into each. There was an awkward pause after we picked them up, and then Bill Dean cleared his throat loudly and said. “To Andy. A really great guy.”
“The greatest.” Ad Tuttle took his whisky in one long swallow and dropped the empty cup into the wastebasket. “But dead. Why did he have to pick the first week in September?” He began to pace up and down the office, his long chin thrust out and up. “What we have to watch now is how this story breaks,” he said. “If we can keep it under wraps for a few hours the Rodeo Ball will go off as scheduled. Then if it is in the morning papers, our final day should be terrific! I’ll go to the Lambertsons’ and talk to Drew,” he decided. Drew owns the
“Very good,” Corby Collins said. “We’ve been long on that tonight, if somewhat short on sentiment. I’m going to talk to Laura Lee.”
“Do that,” Ad urged. “And work out some plausible explanation for them missing the ball.” He did not see the withering glance the doctor gave him because he had turned to Bill. “Ev Grant can be trusted, can’t he?” he asked. “Call the mortuary and tell him to pick up the body after ten —
When I came back from letting Mayor Tuttle out of the building I was grateful to see that Bill had brought the bottle into my office. “You mustn’t blame Ad,” he said, filling two paper cups. “It’s that kind of clear thinking that has made him what he is in Wyattsville. Here,” he handed me my drink, “let’s you and me drink to the Andy we knew. We can include the high school class of ’42 and our first year at Cal, or we can just say the hell with it and drink to get drunk.”
Bill and I had gone through school together from kindergarten on, just as Andy and Laura Lee had. The difference was that the two schools were on different sides of the track, so to speak, and we had to go to Wyattsville High before the four of us could rub elbows. Maybe we wouldn’t have even then, except that Andy and Bill were outstanding football players and Laura Lee and I were pompom girls. Quite often we doubled after a game and went to a sock hop in the gym or had a hamburger and a malt somewhere. We became a regular foursome when we went to the University. All of us knew plenty of people on campus, but not as well as we knew each other.
Bill and I sat and talked about those days while we waited for ten o’clock and Ev Grant. “That first semester at Berkeley was really great,” he recalled. “I guess I was the one that broke us up when I took the night job at the Dixie Diner. It was nice eating regularly, but it sure cut into our dating. And to this day,” he added, “I can’t stand ham or yams or combread.”
“Your working evenings was only part of it,” I said. “Remember that Laura Lee spent Christmas vacation with that Tri-Delt from Piedmont and came back sure that she was in love with the girl’s brother. How long did that last? Two months? Three?”
“I’ve forgotten. Long enough for Andy to get into the habit of coming around and crying on your shoulder.” Bill finished his drink and stared into the empty cup. “I was jealous as hell. Did you know that? It took a lot of growing up before I could realize that you had been Andy’s salvation.”
“In what way?”
“If Andy hadn’t had a real friend to turn to,” Bill said slowly, “he could have dropped out of school, or he could have been snapped up by some smart girl who saw a chance to catch a rich rube on the rebound. You tided him over until Laura Lee came to her senses.”
It was while I was consoling Andy that Bill had started dating Rosalie, who also worked the late shift at the diner. Rosie was the daughter of a Fresno farmer and had never been out of the San Joaquin Valley until she received a scholarship to the university. Unsophisticated she may have been, but she knew a good man when she saw one, and by June she was wearing a little garnet ring that had belonged to Bill’s grandmother. By then, too, Andy and Laura Lee were pinned, and I had Sam Sommers’ two-carat diamond and a wedding band.
Sam was the finest man I ever knew. We never met on campus because he was in his last year of law when I was a freshman. It took an afternoon during Easter Week at Carmel to bring us together. Neither of us cared much for jazz or the dates who had brought us there, so we got to talking and then took off on our own. We found a little coffee house in Monterey and, after that, a seafood place. Then we drove for hours through the Carmel Valley, each telling the other all there was to tell. It was dawn before we got back to the apartment where I was staying with five other girls from Cal. Standing beside his car he took my hands in his and asked me to marry him and I said I would and he kissed me for the first time. It was a wonderful marriage, but it didn’t last long because Sam was one of the earlier casualties of the war. I stayed with his parents in San Francisco until 1948 when Father Sommers died. Mamma Sommers sold their wholesale grocery business then and went to live with a daughter in Santa Rosa. Having nothing to keep me in the city, I went back to Wyattsville on an exceptionally cold and foggy morning in February. Bill and Andy both had fine Navy records, both had been married for some years, and both had children. That was how things stood when I went to the bank and applied for a job. Luckily, the secretary Andy had inherited from his father was retiring and I took her place.
There was a discreet knock on the door that led from Andy’s office to the parking area. “That will be Ev,” Bill said heavily. “I’ll take care of this part of it.”
“Go with him, Bill,” I asked.
“Sure? What about you?”
“I have some things to do so that tomorrow won’t be too difficult for Laura Lee and the others.”
“Don’t stay here too long.” His big hand closed on my shoulder, and then he dropped his keys on my desk. “Leave these over the sunvisor,” he said. “I’ll pick the car up later at your place.”
I tried to close my ears to the macabre sound of Andy being wheeled out of the bank. Ev left by way of the alley, and then I went through to make sure Bill had locked the escape hatch. Andy wouldn’t need it again. Not ever. The room had a terrible, unearthly stillness now that he was gone. It was then that I became aware of the faint hum of the tape recorder. I turned it off, and then something — cupidity, perhaps — made me wonder what Emil Sondergard had said about the freeway. I rewound the tape, turned up the volume, and heard Andy say, “Is this attempted blackmail, Mrs. Metcalf?”
I went back to the point where he asked me if I was going to the Rodeo Ball and I told him Phil was in San Francisco. There was the sound of a door closing as I left with nothing more on my mind than trying to remember which supermarket had the special on steaks.
Now I heard the faint squeak of Andy’s swivel chair as he settled into it. “Well, Mrs. Metcalf,” he said affably, “what can I do for you?”
“For me, Mr. Wyatt, nothing.” She had a low-pitched voice and spoke in a manner which my mother would have described as “refined.”
“But for someone in whom we have a mutual interest there is a great deal you can do. What significance does this date have: November 22, 1941?”
After a long pause, Andy said, “None. Should it?”
“Yes. It is the birthdate of an illegitimate child which you fathered.”
“That’s nonsense,” Andy stated flatly. “The most charitable view I can take of your allegation is that this is a case of mistaken identity.”
She went on as though he had not spoken. “The mother’s name was Mary Skouros. Six weeks after his birth she relinquished him, and my husband and I adopted him. We chose him for several reasons: he was healthy and handsome, we had confidence in the adoption agency, and paternity had been acknowledged. At that time, Mr. Wyatt, natural parents were not permitted to know where their child had been placed but adoptive parents were given full particulars, including the names of the mother and father. That child is an adult now, and in need of advantages which only you can give him.”
“Is this attempted blackmail, Mrs. Metcalf?”
“ ‘Blackmail’ is a very ugly word. I prefer to think of this as a mother’s earnest effort to assure her son’s future. My husband and I took a child you were willing to recognize as yours, but for whom you were unwilling, or unable, to assume responsibility. We had great plans for him, but Mr. Metcalf died when Jack was seven. On a schoolteacher’s salary I could not give him many of the things my husband would have provided. I did, however, see to it that he made maximum use of his abilities and education so that he received an excellent scholarship at Berkeley. He graduated with honors and had a creditable service record.”
“I congratulate you,” Andy said, dryly. “Having done so well by this boy, why do you come to me now?”
“Because his incentive has been my promise that I had an old friend with money and prestige who would give him the kind of start which would carry him wherever he wanted to go.”
“Does he know he is adopted?”
“No. Nor does he resemble you or any of the other Wyatts. I went to some pains to establish this fact. Here is his picture.”
There was a considerable pause and then I heard Andy give a little grunt which might have been an expression of amusement. “No,” he agreed, “he certainly doesn’t resemble my family. His mother must have had the dominant genes. And now, Mrs. Metcalf...” his voice flattened and hardened “...suppose I call this blackmail, whether you like the word or not, and tell you to get the hell out of here. What would your next move be?”
“I would leave, of course,” she said quietly, “but I would be back in a few days, with Jack. I have a teaching position at Wyattsville High School and I am certain Jack could find employment. He’s very adaptable. Probably he could sell cars for your brother Conrad, or men’s furnishings for Abner Wyatt. There are many possibilities.”
“You’ve thought of everything, haven’t you?” Andy said.
“I hope so. If, on the other hand, you elect to take him into the bank and advance him in every way possible in this community and this state, I believe he will be a credit to both of us.”
“If...
“No. Whatever you decide, I will be here to see that my son’s best interests are served.”
“Of course. I might have expected that.” I could hear the little
“No admission is necessary,” she reminded him. “Paternity is a matter of record in the form of a letter from the adoption agency which I have in my safe deposit box. Now, please write a letter to Jack which I have come prepared to dictate.”
A drawer was opened and slammed shut, and as she talked I could hear the angry scratching of Andy’s pen. “ ‘Dear Julia,’ ” Mrs. Metcalf said, “ ‘It was good to see you again after so many years. I was impressed with your son’s records, academically and in the service. I feel sure he can go far in Wyattsville.’ New paragraph. ‘He is a very fortunate young man to have a mother so dedicated to his advancement.’ Sign it, ‘Cordially, Andrew Wyatt.’ ”
Andy laughed. It was a curiously light-hearted laugh. “I’m glad you’ve given his mother full credit,” he said. “If he succeeds, I’m sure she will be on hand to take her bows. Now, how do I address this infamous document?”
“I resent that remark.” For the first time her voice betrayed emotion. “My life has been devoted to this boy and I see nothing wrong in letting him know he is indebted to me. I intend to be a part of the success he will enjoy, and I expect him to feel that rightly I
“The address, Mrs. Metcalf?”
“Send it to me: Mrs. John Metcalf, Box 1123, San Francisco. I’ll mail it before my bus leaves at six fifty. I have a stamp.”
“I was sure you would have.”
“This,” Mrs. Metcalf said, “I shall consider a guarantee of your good faith, and I will have no further worry about Jack’s future.”
“You need have none.” Andy’s voice had the deadly quality which he reserved for special occasions. “You have the boy’s feet planted firmly on the economic ladder and he will be booted up it as high as he is capable of going, not because of any threats you have made, but because he is a Wyatt. Now,
There was some unidentifiable sound — an outraged gasp, perhaps — and then I heard a door close. I leaned over the tape, willing it to yield something more; but there were only small noises — the creaking of his chair, muted car horns from the street, something which might have been an epithet muttered through clenched teeth, and then the opening and closing of a drawer. Ten minutes later there was a sharp report of the gun and the muffled sound as it struck the floor.
I played it all back again and then I went to my typewriter and wrote:
In the San Francisco directory I found a Mrs. John B. Metcalf and a John B. Metcalf, Jr., listed at the same address on Clay. This seemed appropriate for her income so I sent the letter there. It afforded me satisfaction to imagine her wondering how I knew of her conversation with Andy; how much, in fact, I knew about Jack.
In the safe in Andy’s office there was a metal box for which he and I had the only keys. I took it out and went through the contents carefully. There was a considerable amount of cash, an exquisite diamond and emerald necklace which Laura Lee had seen and admired and which Andy had subsequently purchased as a surprise for her on her birthday in October, birth certificates for all of them, and two tape recordings which could bring Ad Tuttle’s little political empire tumbling down in ruins. I took the tapes, and the things which were mine: the baby’s identification bracelet, a larger one that read “Mary Sylvia Skouros Sommers,” a plastic envelope that held a downy feather of dark hair, and the twenty-three stock certificates which had been Andy’s penance candles.
He gave me the first seven of them on November 22, 1948. “Money’s no substitute for a child,” he said bluntly, “but it’s one hell of a nice thing to have. These cost five thousand dollars each.” He fanned them out on his desk. “They’ll appreciate. Hang on to them, Sylvia, and one day you’ll be a woman of property.”
“You don’t have to do this,” I said.
“I know that. Let’s say I do it for the same reason I give Laura Lee jewels. She’s the only woman I’ve ever loved, and you’re the only one I ever wholly trusted.” And then he said, “There’ll be another of these each year.”
They had appreciated, and I am a woman of property. I put all of these things into my handbag together with the carbon of my letter to Jack, the carbon paper I had used, and the recording made that afternoon. Whatever was left in Andy’s office or mine was anybody’s business, and would be tomorrow.
I posted the letter to Jack Metcalf and drove on to my apartment. The night was soft and still, and by contrast my apartment was too cool and too quiet. I turned off the air conditioner and opened a window. The band at the auditorium was playing a medley of old nostalgic tunes, and when the clock struck twelve the musicians drifted into “September Song.” I hadn’t cried in more than twenty years, but I cried now with noisy abandon. I wept for dear, good Sam who had begged me to keep Andy’s child and had given him a name which I refused to give to the adoption agency; and for Andy, who did not love me but needed me, and who paid — finally with his life — to keep the Wyatt escutcheon unblemished; and for my son, whom I could not claim, and would not again disclaim, to whom I would always be, as I had been to his father, just a trusted and loyal friend.
The Ghost in the Garden
by Dan Crawford
The little village of Merodale sat high in the mountains. It was cool there, and dry, but the ground was so thin, over the rocks of the mountain, that not much food could be grown. The people of Merodale could grow only just barely enough for themselves.
Between Merodale and the three largest mountains that cast their shadows over the village, however, there was a garden. Once, long ago, everyone in Merodale knew, there had been a mighty palace there. The great person who had lived in the palace had had dirt and plants and gardeners brought in to make a beautiful place for his family. There were fruit trees and nut trees and berry bushes and little streams and ponds with fish in them.
The palace had fallen down years ago. No one in Merodale could remember ever seeing it when it wasn’t just a pile of stones. But the garden was still there, full of weeds now, and foxes. Every autumn, when the people of Merodale looked over their own tiny plants and trees, they would think about the garden, and how big it was, and how much food they could grow there.
“I wish we could go up to the garden,” they’d say. “It would be enough if we could just pick a few apples, or catch a fish in the pond.”
Some people did go up to the garden now and then. And they did get apples. They’d hear a rustle in the leaves, and
Or sometimes a woman would go to the pond to try to catch one of the fish. And a hand would grab hold in her hair and push her head under the water until she nearly drowned. Something she couldn’t see would laugh, and splash through the pond as she gasped for breath.
So no one went up to the garden unless they were truly hungry. “There’s something in there,” they said. “A spirit from the forest, or a demon from the mountains; don’t go in.”
It had been that way for years and years. Now and then some brave villager would sneak into the garden just to see if the spirit was still there, only to be pushed into the pond or knocked down by apples. So the people of Merodale grew what food they could on the little thin land that they had.
One day a wandering magician chanced to come upon Merodale. The people of Merodale had heard of such men but had never seen one, for few came so far north. For his own part, the magician was glad to see Merodale, for cities and even villages were rare and set far apart, so close to the mountains.
He rested in Merodale for several days, helping the people with such magic as he knew, curing a few sick pigs, bandaging broken arms, and telling them what the weather was going to do. The people gave him a share of their food for this. If he noticed that there wasn’t much food, and that it wasn’t very good, he never complained.
But he did ask, one afternoon, “Why does no one farm the land over by the trees up there? You might find it good land for growing.”
“We can’t go up there,” whispered Young Josh, the potato farmer. “There’s a ghost.”
The magician sat up and stared at the trees. “A ghost, is it?” he asked. “What sort of ghost?”
“Are there sorts of ghosts, then?” said Old Linda, the baker. “This is the only ghost we’ve ever seen.”
“I suppose he’s seen plenty of ghosts, to know what sorts they are,” laughed Vivon, the pigherd. “Aye, and gone to have dinner with them.”
The magician stood up. “I’ve talked with ghosts,” he said. “It may be I shall talk with this one.”
“Maybe,” said Vivon. “Maybe not.”
Medina, the mayor, stood up to walk over to the magician’s side. “Stranger,” she said, “if you could tell the ghost we need to use the garden, you would have our thanks forever.”
“I will not live forever,” said the magician. “But you may thank me if I come back.” He picked up his walking stick and started for the tall trees. The people followed him to the edge of town and then stood to watch until he had disappeared into the shadows.
It wasn’t an easy walk. Where there used to be paths, weeds were grown up and tangled. The magician pushed some aside with his walking stick. He came to the heaps of stones that had been a palace once and looked around. There was nothing to see but stones.
He passed under a stone arch and stood in the garden. He could see where the garden paths used to be, but they were dusty with crumbled leaves from years of autumn. Stooping under a vine, he marched toward the pond, scaring a rabbit that had been hiding under a broken bench.
“Are you all that lives here, Bunny?” asked the magician.
Something whistled, and he turned around. His stick was in his hand, and when he saw the apple coming at him, he swung at it and knocked it away.
“Ha!” said someone or something. “Ha ha! Ha ha ha!”
The apple was a hard one and flew across the garden. As the magician watched, it stopped and hung just a few feet from the ground.
“Hee hee!” squealed a voice from over by the apple. The apple bounced in the air and then came flying back at the magician.
He waited for it, brought his stick around, and knocked it away again.
It sailed over to the pond and landed with a splash. “Oh ho ho!” said the voice. Eight little splashes rippled the pond, going out toward the apple. There was a moment of silence, and then, with another splash, the dripping apple rose into the air again.
“I’m glad you came!” said a voice in the pond. The apple flew up in the air and dropped for whatever it was to catch it. “You’re the only person who ever stayed to play!”
“Ah,” said the magician. He sat down on the edge of the broken bench. “And who are you?”
The apple came toward the edge of the pool with little splashes moving along underneath it. “Oh, I’m Than,” said the voice.
The magician nodded. “Are you a ghost?”
“Of course not!” said the voice. “I’m a boy!” The apple floated over dry land. Beneath it now was a double line of little footprints.
The magician nodded again. “You have been here many years.”
“I have not!” said Than. “I will be only six on my next birthday.”
“When is that?” said the magician.
“I don’t remember,” said Than.
The magician crossed his legs. A big wet splotch appeared on the ground before him, as though someone wet had sat down. “Where’s your father?” the magician asked.
“My father was a soldier,” said Than. “He died in the wars.” The apple came to rest in a little pile of leaves.
“How old was he?” asked the magician.
“Oh, he was really old,” Than said. The apple rolled down the pile of leaves and then back up. “Almost thirty, I think.”
“Who was your mother?” the magician asked.
The apple bounced up into the air, where Than caught it with invisible hands. “My mother was the daughter of the king. She died when the soldiers came through the palace.”
“How old was she?” asked the magician.
“She was very pretty,” said Than.
The magician nodded. “But how old was she?”
“I don’t know,” said Than.
“Was she thirty, too?”
The apple bounced into the air and was caught higher, as though Than was standing up again. “Maybe,” said Than. “Let’s play.”
“In a minute,” said the magician. “Do you remember the king’s name?”
“Our king?” said Than. “Of course I remember. Our king was Simon of the Mighty Heart.”
“Simon of the Mighty Heart?” said the magician. “King Simon died three hundred years ago.”
“I knew that he died,” said Than.
The magician leaned forward and pointed his stick at the apple. “If Simon was your king, then you are not five years old,” he said. “You are three hundred and five.”
“I’m not,” Than told the magician. “I am five. You want to come see the fish?”
“You died three hundred years ago when the soldiers came through the palace,” said the magician.
Than threw the apple at him, but missed. “I did not! I’m not dead!”
The magician stood up and said, “You are older now than your parents ever were. You are dead and you must go to heaven.”
“I am not!” said Than, running back toward the pond. “I’m five! And I wouldn’t know the way to heaven!”
“You are three hundred and five,” said the magician, “and you have been dead for three hundred years. Go! Heaven lies above the mountains.”
“I don’t know the way,” said Than. His footprints stopped at the very edge of the pond. “I shall get lost. They never let me go into the mountains. They said I could when I was older, and I’m not older. I’m five!”
“You are three hundred and five and you must go,” said the magician. He pointed his walking stick at the high peaks of the mountains. “Now go! I order you to go!”
There was a whistle and a wail as something stirred the dust and leaves by Than’s footprints. The magician put his hands over his head and closed his eyes. Sticks and dirt flew past his head, and a cold wind screamed.
Then the garden was quiet. The magician opened his eyes. “Than?” he called. “Are you there?”
Nobody laughed or threw an apple. The magician picked up his stick and walked down to Merodale.
“You may go up to the garden,” he told the people. “No one will bother you.”
And they did. They took away the old stones of the palace and built new paths with them. They tore out all the weeds and brambles and raked up the dead leaves. The fruit trees were given good care so that instead of small, hard apples, they had big ripe ones. The people of Merodale had enough food at last.
And they were never again troubled by the ghost. Except, now and then, when the wind blows cold off the mountains, some people say they hear a tiny, lonely voice calling, “I’m five! I am five!”
Whiteout
by Kenneth Gavrell
When I was halfway up the top lift, the snow began to come in light flurries. I thought I might make it down before it really started, but by the time I pushed back the safety bar, it was coming thick enough to warm any sentimentalist’s heart on Christmas Eve and to freeze any intermediate skier’s on an icy mountain top. The LIFT SKI TIPS sign could only be read when it was too late. I hoped no people were standing at the bottom of the lift exit because I’d hit them as soon as I saw them.
There were five or six people all right, but they were standing well back from the exit. There are no dummies at the top of the mountain. I joined them at the edge and peered down through the kind of snowfall that looks like a heavy fog. Whiteout. I wouldn’t be able to see a damned thing till I got below the snow line. Two young hotshots with jeans and curly locks let out a whoop and pushed off like downhill racers. The rest looked more tentative. They started down slowly, angling among the ghostly pine trees. The snow had already covered the yellow ice patches which had been clearly visible in the noonday sun. I slipped my pole straps over my wrists and started down too.
Thick snowflakes beat against my goggles and the wind howled in my ears. Those two kids must know the mountain very well. For a skier like me, it was a question of keeping the speed down and skiing entirely with the legs. You couldn’t see the configuration of the terrain, only feel it when you hit it; your knees had to be your shock absorbers. You couldn’t be too low on your skis.
I descended the steep slope, swinging around each tree as it suddenly loomed in front of me, and finally came out on the Meadow, a long, wide, almost treeless area that would take me a good distance toward the midway lift. The Meadow was all big moguls. I couldn’t see anyone through the veil of white. I swung down through the giant hills, the snow powdering from my chattering skis, and discovered that the old legs still had enough left even for conditions like these. That was gratifying.
Near the bottom, the Meadow leveled off and smoothed out, and I stood up on the skis to relax my muscles a minute. That’s when I saw something low, grey, and bulky through the white veil just ahead. A rock. There was no time to avoid it and I hit it straight on and went over the tips in the worst kind of fall. I sailed across it into a bone-cracking collision with the icy snow, head first. The bindings gave, or I might have been missing a leg or two.
My mouth and nose were full of snow, my goggles were banged back into my hair, and my right hand hurt like hell where I’d fallen on it. But otherwise I was in reparable condition. I lay for a few seconds, breathing heavily in the thin cold air, and then pushed myself warily to my feet. Everything hurt. I looked back at the rock, but now it didn’t look like a rock.
I backed up a bit, dragging my loose skis by the safety straps, to see what it was.
Under a thin layer of snow lay the hunched body of a man. Something about his absolute and final immobility told me he was dead.
When I bent over to examine him more closely, I found bullet wounds — three of them, in a tight pattern in the lower chest. His face had the calmness of contented sleep — eyes closed, skin still warm. He was about thirty-five, goodlooking, and judging from his outfit, well-heeled. He looked like a man without any problems, except that he had been shot to death.
Five minutes later I finally got my skis, boots, poles, and goggles straightened out and was starting down the slope once more. There didn’t seem to be anybody else left up on the mountain. I reached the spot where the trail cut off to the left through some scattered trees toward the midway lift. Here there was a smooth icy stretch I remembered from earlier in the day, and I schussed it. Suddenly a stationary figure materialized out of the white just in front of me. I pulled up. It was a woman, resting. She regarded me curiously through her yellow goggles.
“There’s a body back there in the snow.” I spoke loudly because of the wind.
“What?” she said.
I pointed back toward the Meadow. “A man — shot.”
“Are you crazy?” She lifted her goggles. She was young, pretty, brunette, a ski bunny type, even to the powder blue outfit that showed off her curves.
“Forget it,” I said and pushed off toward the lift. When I reached it, there were only a few skiers gathered there and they weren’t going back up — the lift had been shut down because of the weather on top — they were taking a break before continuing down. But the lift operator was sitting in his shack, and I yelled to him to telephone to the bottom for the ski patrol with a sled; someone was seriously hurt above. He put down his magazine, picked up the phone, and asked me how seriously hurt. I let his question sink in and told him he’d better telephone for the cops too.
Two hours later I was sitting in the town police station. There were three others in the office: the police chief, another cop, and my buddy Joe Scully, with whom I’d driven out to Colorado for five days’ vacation. That made four cops in all. Joe and I work in the Missing Persons Division back home.
The chief, named Hewitt, was an old cop who spent most of his time worrying about drunken kids tearing up the local bars. Maybe he had an occasional incident of wife beating or a traffic accident, but I didn’t think he’d seen many homicides.
We were all drinking coffee.
“Quite a coincidence, your being a cop,” the chief said.
“Cops ski too,” I said.
“How come your buddy wasn’t up there with you?”
“I quit early,” Joe said. “I get cold.”
“He prefers to do most of his skiing at the lodge bar,” I explained.
The chief lit another cigarette. He smoked a lot of cigarettes. “Did you hear anything like shots?” he asked. “That guy hadn’t been dead long when you found him.”
“I didn’t hear any shots,” I said. “The wind might have carried the sound in another direction.”
“You may have been too far up the mountain,” the chief said. “There was nobody around the body at all?”
“No. Everybody was scooting down. There was no visibility whatsoever near the top.”
“Funny place to shoot somebody,” the chief said.
“I’d say it was a damned near perfect place,” Joe offered.
“You guys ever worked a homicide?” asked Hewitt.
“I was in Homicide three years,” I said.
“Not me,” Joe said.
“Maybe you’ll be able to give me a few pointers, Timothy,” the chief said to me. “I’ve only been on three killings — all family stuff, no mystery about them. This one will take some work.”
“What have you got so far?” I asked.
He slurped a cup of coffee. “His name is Claude Wingfield, age thirty-seven, lawyer, comes from Des Moines. He drives a ’79 Honda Accord — my boys located it in the parking lot. Seems he was out here alone, which is unusual. I don’t know if he’s married — we’re checking on that. Waiting on the autopsy for more information. But we found three spent .32 automatic cases near the body.”
“Where was he staying?”
“At Green Pine Lodge. We found the key in his pocket. I sent someone down there.”
The door opened and another cop appeared. “The victim’s married, chief. I talked to his wife on the phone. She’s flying out. She’ll get here sometime this evening.”
The chief looked satisfied. “When were you two planning on leaving?”
“Tomorrow,” Joe said.
“Well, keep in touch until then, will you? You might be able to help us out.”
“Sure,” I said. I wrote down our hotel and room number and slid it across the desk to him. “We’ll check back here after dinner,” I said.
“Good.”
Joe and I went down the street to the first bar we saw and had a couple of beers. The bartender, a big red-faced Scandinavian type, asked us if we’d heard about the murder on the mountain. We said we had. At six o’clock we walked back to our hotel, showered, and then went out to dinner at a place called the Top Sirloin, with a phony Old West decor. By the time we finished eating it was almost eight. We returned to the police station. Chief Hewitt was sitting behind his desk drinking coffee.
“Sit down.” He motioned us toward two empty chairs. “We have the results of the autopsy.”
“Is Mrs. Wingfield here yet?” I asked.
He shook his head. “She has to change planes at Denver. It’ll take a while.”
“What does the autopsy say?”
“Three in the lower chest from a .32. Very close range, a yard or so at the most. One pierced the heart. Death was almost instantaneous. What do you think? It sounds to me like it might be a woman: a small-caliber gun at such close range. The guy was married; he came out here skiing without his wife, wasn’t wearing a wedding ring.”
“Men also carry .32 automatics,” I said.
“I think he was hustling,” the chief said. “The hotel says he arrived alone, rented a single room.”
“How long had he been in town?”
“Three days.”
“Did he bring any girls to his room?”
“Who knows? The place is too big to notice that sort of thing.”
“There’s not much you can do until you talk to his wife,” I suggested.
He grunted assent. “She should be here in a couple of hours.”
“Where’s an interesting place to have a drink in the meantime?”
“Try the Red Lantern. Nice atmosphere — like a club. It doesn’t get too many kids.” He gave us directions.
It was still snowing outside. The town, a former mining center, looked postcard-picturesque under the snowfall. The streets were full of skiers, bar-hopping in noisy groups, but the Red Lantern was a more sedate place. It had chandeliers, a long dark wood bar, plush stools, and candles on the tables. Behind the bar an ornate mirror reflected the chandeliers. The wallpaper was red with black arabesques.
“You like this place?” Joe asked me.
“It’s quiet.”
“Too grand for my taste,” he said.
“Do you feel like walking through the snow some more?”
“No,” he admitted.
We took stools at the bar. Joe ordered a Coors and I asked for a margarita — the setting may have suggested it. The bartender was a slightly built man in black bow tie and white shirtsleeves — and red arm garters. I thought that was overdoing it.
When we ordered a second round, the bartender asked us if we were skiers.
“Isn’t everybody?” Joe said. “Why do you ask?”
“I heard you talking,” the bartender said. “I thought you might be cops.”
“Do you get to see a lot of cops?”
“Not here, but I tended bar in Chicago for twenty years. I got to know cops pretty well.” He wiped the clean bar with a clean cloth. “And I figured, well, what with the murder—”
“You’re right,” I told him. “We are cops. But we came out here to ski.”
“I saw the guy,” the bartender said.
“What?”
“He was in here last night.”
“How do you know it was the guy?”
“A fellow who works at the hospital dropped in earlier this evening. He told me his name was Wingfield — tall, goodlooking, mid-thirties. Well, a guy named Wingfield following that description was drinking here last night.”
“How’d you know his name?”
“He paid the bill with a credit card. But that’s not the main reason; it was the blonde on his arm that made him stick in my mind. She was wearing one of those see-through blouses.”
I could see cop-curiosity in Joe’s face. I was leaning across the bar myself. “Yeah?” Joe asked.
“They weren’t here too long, maybe forty-five minutes. They were both pretty high. It looked like they were making a round of the night spots and they’d been to several before they got here.”
“Chummy?” Joe suggested.
“Couldn’t be much chummier. I thought you guys were out here to ski,” the bartender said.
“What’d she look like?” Joe asked.
“Like everybody’s dream. Long blonde hair, blue eyes, the kind of figure you imagine but don’t often see.”
“You should be ashamed of yourself,” I joked.
“I’m only forty-five,” he said. “My knee still jumps when you hit it with a hammer.”
“Did you hear any of their conversation?” I asked.
“No. They sat at a table. That table.” He pointed to one in a corner under a red wall lamp. “There was one other thing that made me remember him. When they left, he told me to add five dollars for the tip.”
“Trying to impress the blonde,” I suggested.
“She didn’t seem to need any impressing.”
“If you see her again, I think Chief Hewitt at the station would be interested to hear.”
“I don’t like getting involved.”
“This was a murder,” Joe reminded him.
“You’re right,” the bartender said. “If I see her, I’ll tell the chief.”
After the second drink, Joe wanted to move on. We tried two more bars, but the first was full of young kids and loud music and the second had sawdust on the floor and barrels for stools. It also had piped-in country and western music. But we ordered two beers. While I was paying for them, a girl walked up and gave me the once-over.
“You’re the madman from the mountain.”
“I’m the what?”
“I recognize your jacket.” She gestured to my ski jacket, red with yellow stripes. “I thought you were nuts when you told me about a man being shot.”
I recognized her then. She looked even prettier without her cap and goggles and in her tight black sweater, but still like a ski bunny.
“Hello again,” I said. “Do you want to join us?”
“All right.”
Joe made room between us. He also shot me a very meaningful, if not envious, look.
“What’s your name?”
“Connie Petersen.”
“Bob Timothy. My friend is Joe Scully. What are you drinking?”
“Beer’s fine.”
I ordered it.
“I suppose I should apologize,” she said.
“Under the circumstances it was very understandable,” I said.
“All anyone’s talking about is the murder.”
“I’ve noticed.”
“You must feel funny, being the one who found him.”
“I felt pretty funny then,” I admitted.
She crinkled her lovely blue-grey eyes. “I like you. How long are you staying?”
“We’re leaving tomorrow morning.”
“Oh,” she said, disappointed. Then, abruptly, “I’d better be going. My boyfriend’s waiting for me.”
“How come he’s not with you?”
“He’s not my jailer,” she said flippantly.
She grabbed her coat from a peg near the bar. “Well, maybe I’ll see you around.”
“Could be.”
She went out through the swinging doors and pushed open the glass door beyond.
“You blew it,” Joe said. “I’ll be damned if you didn’t blow it.”
The bartender came up with Connie’s beer. Joe and I shared it, then I suggested we go back to the police station.
Mrs. Wingfield had arrived fifteen minutes before us. She was in the chief’s office. He’d given instructions to send us in if we turned up.
She was handsome and slightly overweight, in her early thirties. She was wearing charcoal grey slacks, a heavy cream-colored sweater, and a suede coat lined with lamb’s wool. She turned to the door as we entered and the chief introduced us. Her eyes were dry and she looked very self-possessed.
“Mrs. Wingfield was just telling me about her husband,” the chief said. He gave me a quick glance that implied it was an earful.
We sat down.
“So he left on Friday morning,” the chief continued, “and arrived here Saturday night. Was he in the habit of taking vacations alone, Mrs. Wingfield?”
“We both have, for many years now.” She had a dry, grating voice.
“You didn’t get along very well?”
“We’d been married for eleven years. The first two were all right.”
“Do you think it’s possible your husband was involved with another woman here?”
“Quite possible.”
“He’d done that sort of thing before?”
“Oh, yes. Claude was a womanizer. He preferred big-chested, blue-eyed blondes. You notice I’m dark.”
“Your husband was seen with a blonde woman last night, Mrs. Wingfield,” I interrupted.
The chief raised his eyes at this. This time his eyes said it wouldn’t have hurt if I’d filled him in first.
Mrs. Wingfield shrugged her shoulders. “It might have been Marilyn Losser.”
“Who’s Marilyn Losser?” the chief asked.
“His most recent flame, as far as I know. Somebody else’s wife. One of my friends was kind enough to tell me about it.”
“All the indications are that your husband came out here alone,” the chief said.
“Then I’m afraid I can’t help you,” she said.
“Do you know the address of this Marilyn Losser?” I asked.
“No. You could try the Des Moines telephone book.”
“Do you have any children, Mrs. Wingfield?” I asked.
“No. I suppose you’re wondering why I stayed with him. The answer’s very simple. Money. I’m not used to doing without it and I’m not very good at making it myself.”
“You’re very blunt,” I said.
“It facilitates things, doesn’t it?” she replied bitterly. “What else would you like to know?”
“Did Mr. Wingfield have any enemies who might want to kill him?” the chief asked.
“You mean besides Marilyn Losser’s husband? Yes, quite a few, I imagine.” She paused and asked the chief for a cigarette. He passed the pack across and lit one for her. “Claude wasn’t an especially likeable man. He wasn’t a bad person, but his manner was a bit too self-confident, distant, forceful. He smelled of success. He’d made a name for himself in Des Moines, especially after the scandal two years ago.”
“What was that?”
“There was a big political scandal — misuse of municipal funds, bribes, kickbacks. One of the people involved committed suicide.”
“What was your husband’s part in that?”
“He exposed it. He wasn’t a professional do-gooder, but he had information on some people and saw that it would suit his career to make the mess public, so he did.”
Chief Hewitt cleared his throat.
“Do you want to see the body now? We need positive identification. But it can wait till tomorrow.”
“I’ll see it now,” she said.
He rose. “I’ll have one of my men take you.”
“Thank you.”
“Do you have a hotel room?”
“I hoped you could help me with that.”
“Of course,” the chief said.
“I’m willing to stay here as long as you need me,” Mrs. Wingfield said, “but I don’t want to stay any longer than that.”
“I understand,” the chief said and went to fetch one of his men.
Joe wanted to get an early start next morning. I wanted to see Chief Hewitt first.
“I’ll start packing the stuff on the car,” Joe said. “Don’t take all morning. It’s not your case.”
I met Hewitt and another cop coming out of the station as I was going in.
“You’re just in time to join us for a walk,” Hewitt said.
“Where to?”
“Green Pine Lodge.”
“What’s up?”
“Wingfield had a fight with a guy in a bar Monday night. The bar’s just down the street from the Green Pine. The fight, apparently, was over a woman — a blonde.”
“How did you get that information?”
“Three people volunteered it after they saw Wingfield’s picture in last night’s paper. One of them knew the other guy. He’s staying at the Green Pine. Same as Wingfield was.”
For an older man, the chief was a fast walker. We covered the four blocks to the lodge in as many minutes.
Green Pine Lodge was a three story affair with a lobby full of big-leafed plants. It had oiled wooden walls, a shiny red-tiled floor, and, to the left of the reception desk, a brick fireplace. Two youngish clerks stood behind the desk.
Chief Hewitt asked to see Mrs. Muller.
One of the clerks knocked on a door behind the desk and a woman opened it from inside. The clerk spoke to her a moment and pointed to us. She called, “Come on in, chief. I’ve been expecting you.”
We walked through the hinged counter and into the office. The chief shut the door after him and introduced me to Mrs. Muller. She took a seat at her desk and we dropped into comfortable armchairs.
She was a woman of about fifty-five — vigorous-looking, with long limbs and fancy inlaid eyeglasses on a gold chain. She looked as if she could handle not only Green Pine Lodge but half of the rest of the town as well. “Well,” she said, “I suppose it’s about that killing.”
“I’m afraid so, Mrs. Muller.”
“First time we’ve ever had anything like that here. The place is fifteen years old.”
“It didn’t happen here,” the chief said. “It happened up on the mountain.”
“Still, it was one of our guests.”
“True. To tell you the truth, Mrs. Muller, I’m here to check out another of your guests. I don’t know his name, but he’s about five feet ten, has black hair and a bad complexion. Maybe a hundred and seventy pounds — age thirty or so.”
“Staying here alone?”
“I don’t know.”
“I’ll ask the desk clerk.”
She went out and returned about three minutes later. “It sounds like a man named Aaron — Room 26 on the second floor. He shares the room with a man named Kozinsky. Why are you looking for him?”
“Just a routine inquiry,” the chief said.
“I’m not anxious to have the place become notorious,” she said.
“It won’t, Mrs. Muller. We’ll just see if Mr. Aaron’s in.”
The chief unsnapped his holster and motioned to the other cop to do the same. We walked down the hall to 26 and Hewitt knocked. There was the sound of footsteps and the door swung open. A man in a T-shirt and ski pants stood looking at us. He matched the chief’s description perfectly.
“I’m the chief of police,” Hewitt told him. “Do you mind if we come in a minute?”
The man backed off to let us enter. “What’s this about?”
“Could I see some identification?” the chief asked.
The man pulled his wallet out of a back pocket in his pants and handed it to Hewitt, who checked the driver’s license. “Frank Aaron, San Francisco,” he verified.
“So?” Aaron said.
The chief handed him back his wallet. “You’re here with a friend?”
“That’s right. Ralph. He’s already out on the slopes. I’m on the way there myself.”
“You had a fight at the Silver Lode a couple of nights ago, I understand.”
“Maybe. What about it?”
“Know who the guy was?”
“Sure — that dude that’s staying down at the end of the hall. The one who thinks he’s a movie star.”
“Know his name?”
“Nope. I never asked him.”
“I guess you haven’t been reading the papers,” the chief said. “His name was Wingfield, and he was shot to death up on the mountain yesterday afternoon. How come you don’t know about it?”
“I haven’t been out of this room since four o’clock yesterday afternoon. I was beat. Slept for twelve hours.”
It was the wrong reaction. Too pat. He was lying.
“What was the fight about, Mr. Aaron?” the chief asked.
“If you know about the fight, you should know what it was about.”
“You tell me.”
“It was over a woman, for God’s sake. I was drunk and I tried to move in on the blonde he was with. I wouldn’t have tried it if I’d been sober. He got sore. I guess I was pretty obnoxious. But it never got beyond some shouting and a couple of broken glasses.”
“Who was the blonde?” I asked him.
“The best-looking woman I’ve seen in a long time. She was wearing a see-through blouse.” He looked from me to Hewitt, then back at me. “Why the hell are you asking me? Ask at the desk. She’s staying here.”
“It’s all coming together,” the chief said.
“Do you own a gun, Mr. Aaron?” I asked.
“No,” he said. Then he looked down at his shoes. “All right, so I own a gun. You’d find out anyway. What does that prove?”
“You have it with you?”
“It’s in the glove compartment of my car, in the lot.”
“Show this officer your car,” the chief told him. “Let’s see if the blonde lady love is in,” he said to me.
Aaron went out to the lot with the other cop while the chief and I checked back at the desk. The blonde in question was registered as Jill Howells, Room 9. We walked to the room and knocked. There was no answer and the door was locked.
“Would you know where the lady in Room 9 might be?” Hewitt asked the desk clerk.
“She may be gone. She’s only paid through last night.”
“You didn’t see her go out?”
“No.”
“I’d like to have a look at the room,” the chief said.
The clerk pulled a key from a hook below the counter and we returned to Room 9. But there wasn’t a thing there except an unmade bed, used towels, and the door key on the bureau.
“Not even a stray bobby pin,” the chief remarked after we had a look around.
Back at the desk we asked to see the registration card again. Mrs. Muller came out of her office and watched us. The card gave a home address in Omaha. The part about car information was blank.
“Where’s her car information?” I asked the clerk.
“She must have come in by plane,” he said.
“Then she’d need a taxi to get back to the airport this morning.”
He shrugged. “She didn’t ask for one at the desk.”
“You’re interested in this woman too?” Mrs. Muller asked.
“She seems to have known Wingfield,” the chief said.
The policeman entered the lobby with Aaron. In the cop’s hand was a Colt .38.
“Did you find anything else interesting in the car?” the chief asked him. He shook his head no. “Put the gun back,” the chief said. He turned to Aaron, who looked cold after his excursion outside in his T-shirt. “Okay, that’s all. When are you planning to leave town?”
“Friday.”
“Fine,” the chief said. “If we need you for anything, we’ll get in touch.”
Aaron walked upstairs. The chief thanked Mrs. Muller for her help and we started back toward the station.
“Aaron’s lying about not knowing about the murder,” I said. “But I don’t think he’s involved — just scared.”
“Not unless he owns two guns,” Hewitt said.
“The girl’s Omaha address is a phony. Check Des Moines. But I don’t think you’ll turn up much. The name’s a phony, too.”
“It might just be a coincidence, their being in the same hotel,” Hewitt said.
“Might be.”
“What time are you leaving?”
“An hour ago. Joe must be frothing at the mouth.”
“Well, thanks for your help,” he said.
“Good luck.”
He just frowned and kept on walking.
We drove through the mountains with snow twelve feet deep beside the road. We drove through slushy Denver. It was a clear afternoon and we watched the blue Rockies dwindle on the horizon for a hundred miles. That night we stayed at a motel in Ogallala. The next morning we continued northward across flat, dull Nebraska, where we hit a blizzard around North Platte, then through Omaha and on into flat, dull Iowa. The weather was grey and dreary the second day. We ate at truck stops. Joe consistently exceeded the fifty-five-mile speed limit. He said that driving under seventy on Interstate 80 was like shoveling snow with a teaspoon. Every three hours we switched the driving. By nine in the evening we were passing Des Moines.
“About time to stop for a motel,” I suggested.
“Don’t you want to push through?”
“Why strain ourselves?”
“Saves some money,” Joe said.
“The tab’s on me,” I said.
“You know what I think?”
“No. What?”
“I bet as soon as we reach a motel you’re going to make a phone call to a local blonde named Marilyn Losser.”
“Could be.”
“I’d be willing to bet quite a lot on it,” Joe said.
There were only two Lossers in the phone book, and I hit her on the first try. Luckily she answered and not her husband.
“Mrs. Losser, my name’s Lieutenant Bob Timothy. I’m a policeman.”
“What is it?” she said anxiously. “Has someone had an accident?”
“In a way,” I said. “The person involved is Claude Wingfield.”
“I never heard of him,” she said, still sounding worried. “What is this?”
“He’s been involved in an accident. I’m on the case. I realize you can’t talk on the phone.”
“No,” she said, “I can’t.”
“I can come by your place in the morning while your husband’s at work. Or, if you prefer, we can meet somewhere.”
“How do I know you’re on the up-and-up?”
“I’m trying to avoid any problems for you,” I said.
“I’d prefer the second alternative,” she said after a pause.
“You have a car?”
“Yes.”
“What about in the coffee shop of the Colonial Motel? It’s near the interstate.”
“I know where it is. All right.”
“Ten o’clock tomorrow morning?”
“That’s fine,” she said. “I’ll be wearing a yellow coat.” She hung up.
Joe had been listening from his bed. “I think it would be better if I met her alone,” I said. “Two of us might scare her. She’s half expecting a shake-down.”
The next morning was grey and chilly. We had breakfast in the coffee shop, then at a quarter to ten Joe went back upstairs and I waited, watching through the window. Almost exactly fifteen minutes later, a blue Nova pulled up outside and a very pretty blonde in a yellow coat got out. She was alone.
When she came through the door, she looked around uncertainly. Her eyes fell on me, and I signaled her toward the table. She angled through the crowded restaurant, and all the men in the place accompanied her with their eyes until she slid into the seat across from me.
“You’re the policeman.”
“That’s right.”
“Let me see your badge.”
I showed it to her. She was nervous. She didn’t look at it closely enough to see that it was out of state.
“What’s this about Claude Wingfield? You ruined a night’s sleep for me.”
“He’s been shot.” I watched her face. Either it was a real shock or she was a wonderful actress
“Is it bad?” she said. “Who did it?”
“We don’t know who did it. That’s why I’m here. It’s bad.”
“How bad?” Her blue eyes searched my face.
“He’s dead.”
She started to cry. It was real crying — there was no faking that. I remembered, by contrast, what Wingfield’s wife’s reaction had been.
I waited for her to pull herself together. “Was your husband in town on Tuesday, Mrs. Losser?”
She blew her nose. “Jack? Don’t be crazy. Jack would never do a thing like that.”
“Are you sure?”
“I haven’t seen Claude since last summer. Women didn’t last long with Claude. Jack suspected — he hated Claude — but he’s not the type—”
“Was he in town on Tuesday?”
“Jack hasn’t been out of town since he went fishing in Canada last July.” She was clenching her wet, balled handkerchief. “God, I can’t believe it. How did it happen?”
“He was on a skiing vacation in Colorado. Someone shot him to death on the slopes.”
“And you have no idea who?”
“An idea or two — yes. Not much in the way of facts yet.”
“I never quite got over Claude,” she said as if talking to herself. “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you, Lieutenant Timothy.
“Do you know of any other blonde woman he’d been seeing recently?”
“No. Do you think it was a woman?”
“He was with a blonde out there. She disappeared right after the murder.”
“I’ve been in town all week,” she said defensively. “I can prove that in two minutes.”
“You don’t have to prove it. I believe you.”
“And so has my husband,” she said.
“I’m sorry I wasted your time, Mrs. Losser. Do you want a cup of coffee?”
“Yes,” she said.
“Well?” Joe said as I came in.
“She’s not the blonde we’re looking for.”
“What about the husband?”
“She says he hasn’t left town.”
“Well, are you ready to go home?”
“Not yet. I want to call Mrs. Wingfield. She’s probably back in town. Throw me that phone book. And after I talk to her, I think I’m going to pay a visit to the Des Moines
“What for?” Joe asked.
“To look at pictures.”
We waited till six o’clock to drive over. Most people are home around dinnertime.
The apartment house was in a nice part of town. Joe was wearing his gun. There was a guard at the entrance, but when we flashed our badges he let us through. The inner lobby was marble and there were paintings on the walls. We took the elevator up to the sixth floor and got out into a carpeted hallway with indirect lighting. The apartment we wanted was the last on the right. We could hear the faint sound of a radio or stereo through the solid door. Joe stood off to the side against the wall. I planted myself in front of the peephole and knocked.
The first knock brought no response. I knocked again, louder. The peephole slid open. There was a pause, then the door opened a bit, and I saw her pretty face through the crack.
“You,” she said. “How in the world—”
“Mind if I come in?”
“I don’t know—” There was a chain on the door.
“It’s pretty uncomfortable talking like this,” I said.
She hesitated, then slipped the chain. I pushed through fast, and Joe was right behind me. Before she fully comprehended the situation, he’d closed the door behind us.
“What the hell is this?” she said angrily.
“You’re a pretty fearless girl,” I said. “But I guess if you can kill somebody you’ve got to be fearless.”
“Who are you guys?”
I took out my badge and so did Joe. She studied them carefully. “Aren’t you a little bit off your beat?”
“I’m on my beat,” I said. “You forget — I’m the one who fell over his body.”
“I don’t know what you’re doing here or what you’re talking about,” she said. She snapped off the radio. Her lovely blue-grey eyes were flashing. The beige negligee she was wearing showed enough of her figure to explain why that see-through blouse would make grown men do silly things.
“From what I hear, you must be even more fetching as a blonde, Miss Brower. Or do you prefer Petersen — or Howells?”
“Get out of here.”
“Why don’t we sit down?”
“I said get out.”
“All right, I’ll sit down.” Joe remained on his feet. So did she, fuming.
“You really had us running around,” I said. “That blonde hair was a neat, if obvious, idea. He was a guy who went for blondes. Whose idea was it to go out to Colorado separately?”
She stared at me.
“And whose idea was the separate rooms? His, I’ll bet. He liked to be careful. He was an up-and-coming man in this town. Up-and-coming as a result of what he’d done to your father and several other politicians here. But only your father broke down and committed suicide.”
A strange noise came from her throat.
“The idea of the Colorado trip suited you perfectly, didn’t it? You thought you’d never be connected with his being murdered out there. On the day you killed him, you redyed your hair to its natural color. That was necessary so that he’d recognize you before you shot him. Most revenge murderers need that satisfaction. It also facilitated your leaving town; you’d been seen around with him as a blonde — a very noticeable blonde. Are you ready to go downtown to the station?”
Suddenly she looked very tired — the way they look when they know they’ve had it. I saw Joe relax.
She went over to a wall table and plucked a cigarette from a pack lying on top. Then she searched for a light. I reached into my pocket for my lighter but before I’d brought it out she’d opened the table drawer and come up with a .32 automatic in her hand.
Joe spit out a nasty word and I dropped the lighter. She held the gun on us with remarkable steadiness.
“The penalty for being male chauvinists,” she said sarcastically. “You’d have been more careful if I were a man.”
“You can’t shoot both of us before one jumps you,” I said.
“Don’t underestimate me. My father trained me to use this. He said a girl needed to know how to protect herself.”
Joe repeated the nasty word.
“I don’t want to shoot you,” she said. “I just want to get out.”
“Where can you go?”
“I’ll take my chances. Move over there next to your friend.”
I got off the chair and did as she said. The gun was very steady. She reached behind her with her left hand, pulled open the drawer next to the one that had held the gun, and took out a handful of the sort of heavy hemp cord that’s used for tying large parcels.
“Tie each other’s ankles with this.” She threw the loose cord toward us. It made it only halfway. She came across the room and kicked at it. She was now about five feet from us, and Joe did a foolhardy thing: he made a hard kick for the gun in her right hand. With nine women out of ten it might have worked, but she had the shot off before his foot struck her hand. I saw him go down as the gun flew back over her shoulder, landing next to the sofa. We both dived for it, but she had her hand on it before we reached it. I grabbed her wrist with both hands and put on all the pressure I could. Her grasp on the automatic loosened quickly, but not before we’d tumbled around a bit and she’d dug her teeth into my arm. Even after she dropped the gun she didn’t stop fighting, lashing out at me with her hands and feet and landing one very good kick into my left shin. Finally I had to bear-hug her from behind to protect myself. Joe was getting to his feet. “Where’d it hit you?” I asked.
“Shoulder. I’ll be all right.” He held his hand against the wound. His face showed that the slug hurt.
“Get your gun out,” I said. “I can’t hold her like this forever.”
“I thought maybe you were enjoying it,” Joe said and got his gun out.
As I’d expected, she wasn’t very cooperative downtown, but we gradually got the story. It was essentially as I’d surmised. If ever a man had helped to arrange his own murder it was Claude Wingfield. He had made the play for her, had proposed the ski vacation, and suggested all the precautions. He’d had some paranoid notion that his wife was having him followed for an expensive divorce action.
On the day of the murder, she had said she was tired and would stay at the lodge. He’d gone up the mountain himself, and she had then redyed her hair brunette, left the lodge, and found him on the slopes. The snowfall had been providential, but she would have shot him in a deserted spot in any case.
While she was coming out with it, Joe put a call through to Chief Hewitt to tell him his homicide was solved.
The next morning we were on Route 80 again. I drove because of Joe’s shoulder.
“When did you suspect it might be the brunette?” he asked.
“That night at the bar. Some murderers are like a person with a scab — they can’t leave it alone. She had to have a few words with the man who had found her victim. But my real suspicion started when the Losser lead didn’t pan out. That’s when I rethought everything and decided to check the municipal-scandal angle. The call to Mrs. Wingfield gave me the information that the man who’d committed suicide had a daughter about the right age. The trip to the
“Too bad you didn’t do this on your own beat,” Joe said.
“Maybe Chief Hewitt will put in a good word for us,” I said. “You know, in one respect this has a happy ending.”
“How?”
“Mrs. Wingfield gets to keep his money without having to keep her miserable excuse for a husband.”
The Cathedral Oven
by Floyd Warneke
I’ve been eating at Jake Elkhorn’s Cathedral Barbecue ever since the day four years ago when I caught that first glorious whiff of smoldering hickory wafting across the swan pond. Jake’s hole in the wall was three blocks from the park, between a radio supply house and a discount carpet racket, but I could have found it at night, blindfolded in a blizzard, just by following my nose. Any true barbecue disciple could have done the same. Long slow smoking over a hickory fire is the hallmark of genuine barbecue. Some joints pile a few logs in the foyer, just for show, and think they can get away with smearing some doctored tomato juice on boiled beef bones, but the smell is the giveaway. If you live in New York or California, you don’t know what I’m talking about. You think you’re barbecuing ribs when you warm them over a shallow pile of charcoal briquettes in your back yard. That’s not barbecue. That’s sterilization.
I could have cried with joy when I walked into the Cathedral Barbecue for the first time. There was Jake behind the counter, a glowing fat man in a white apron and a squashed chef’s hat, surrounded by piles of black fragrant chicken splits, briskets of beef, and slabs of ribs piled literally shoulder high, still gleaming from the oven. And the oven! A brick shrine worthy of the generic description cathedral, with two big iron doors, one of which was open to reveal, through the smoke, slabs of ribs on racks and on hooks, briskets, even a huge turkey.
“What’ll it be,
“A beef sandwich,” I said, barely able to contain my emotion.
“On the plate or by itself?”
“By itself.”
Jake whisked a sheet of waxed paper from a dispenser, conjured up a bun from out of nowhere, and plunged elbow-deep into a huge mound of freshly sliced brisket, transferring a large heap of the thick slices onto the bun, hot beef spilling over in a trail across the counter that would have been enough for five sandwiches downtown at Leonard’s Wood Pit Barbecue. Before I could blink, Jake had slapped on the sauce with a fat brush (spraying the counter and his apron), pushing the top of the bun on the dripping meat, and served up the sandwich under my nose. It couldn’t have taken more than five seconds. “That’s a buck twenty,” he said. I would have paid twice that and counted it a bargain. I was hooked.
I began to lunch at the Cathedral Barbecue almost every day. My catwalk rental company is a one-man operation, so when I’m tired of hanging around the office waiting for the dust to settle on the file cabinets, I just tape a hand-lettered envelope on the door: “Out to Lunch.” I usually drop in at Jake’s mid-afternoons, after the heavy lunch traffic has cleared out. It’s a dark, restful sort of place when it’s empty — just a few redwood benches and picnic tables and a broken jukebox. I like to linger over a beer, staring at the beautiful waterfall in the Hamm’s chandelier which revolves slowly overhead.
Sometimes Jake will join me, leaning against the wall in his brown-stained apron, the sweat rolling down his round face and neck. We talk about sports or student radicals or grocery prices, but mostly about meat. Jake appreciates the time, effort, and artistry involved in smoking meats, the long night hours tending the oven, the sleepy mornings nursing the meat to perfection. “You take a turkey,” he says. “That’s a good fourteen hours of smoking. People don’t understand what you mean by smoking. They’re used to cooking over a flame. Even a cathedral needs watching. You got to keep the heat down. You go into the Wood Pit and order ribs. What do you get? They come out pink. They’re raw. They need another hour at least.” He waves a hand in disgust. “What do people know?” He talks like that, in short disconnected sentences. He isn’t a good listener, but he’s good company. He’s big and sweaty and happy and his hands are always shiny from handling fat.
For the first three years I patronized the Cathedral Barbecue, there was a cloud over the place, and I don’t mean hickory smoke. The bleak aspect was provided by Jake’s wife, Madeline, a menopausal shrew who seemed to delight in public spats. Madeline helped Jake with the lunch crowds, taking orders and handling the cash register while Jake made sandwiches and wrapped takeout orders of chicken and ribs. She was Jake’s opposite — tall, thin, withered, dark, with nasty almond eyes and a heavily lipsticked leering mouth.
Madeline was always needling Jake. Sometimes she would linger on in the afternoons to nag him about his drinking. It was true that Jake would nip at the bottle from time to time during the day, but to hear Madeline tell it he was a rip-roaring drunk. “I’ve had it!” she would scream, pacing about the room to the embarrassment of the few midafternoon customers. “Why should I knock myself out for a lush? I’m humiliated to be seen on the streets. People point me out and say, ‘There goes the wife of Jake the lush.’ ”
Madeline’s outbursts made Jake livid with rage. “Will you shut up!” he would hiss through clenched teeth. “Shut up!” But Madeline was relentless in her efforts to humiliate him. It was ironic, really, because it was Madeline who would have been taken for the drunk, bumping against tables and barking at Jake in a voice that could be heard outside on the sidewalk. Even when he was under the weather, Jake could total up a bill and make change as fast as he could build a sandwich. The supposedly sober Madeline had to struggle with paper and pencil and
Often their arguments came to the brink of violence, and I was amazed at Madeline’s audacity in enraging a man so gifted with carving knife and cleaver. Always, however, just at the point when blows seemed inevitable, Madeline would take the car keys and storm out the front door. “Get out of here!” Jake would scream. “Don’t come back! I don’t need you!”
Witnesses to Jake’s marital battles were not often repeat customers. Even I, a confirmed disciple, sat embarrassed during these clashes, my head lowered, pretending not to hear. Afterward I could not meet Jake’s eyes until a respectable period had passed. Jake may or may not have been an alcoholic, but one thing was for certain: his wife was a psycho. She was bad for business and bad for Jake.
I could readily sympathize with Jake because I had fared poorly in marriage myself. My first wife was a gourmet cook who divorced me because of “irreconcilable differences” — that is to say, she rebelled at my restricted diet of barbecued meats, steaks, prime rib, and steamed shrimp. We parted amicably and she later married the headwaiter on the Super Chief between Los Angeles and Chicago.
My second ex was a waitress at the Beef and Bubbly. She shared my enthusiasm for barbecue and we enjoyed many happy years together, but she turned out to have an unfortunate metabolism. By the time she reached three hundred twenty pounds the spark was gone out of our marriage. She remarried also — choosing a young mystic in Los Angeles who had a radio program. In short, I learned that selecting a wife is more difficult than selecting a good cut of meat.
Jake could have taken the divorce route too, but his was not a legalistic temperament. His horizons were very limited — to his restaurant, to the great hickory forest around his country cabin, to the fragrant clouds that swept up the chimney of his cathedral oven. However much Madeline may have enraged him with her public displays, she was a fleeting nuisance, like a mosquito in your bedroom at night. Madeline was simply not that important to Jake. After a couple of quick ones behind the counter, he would get mellow and sentimental. No, if anyone was going to call it quits, it figured to be Madeline.
That’s what I thought had happened when she suddenly stopped showing up. For two days Jake had to handle the lunch crowd by himself, a long line twisting down the middle of the restaurant and out into the street — but nobody complained. Madeline was unpopular with the regulars because of her sharpness and because sometimes she would open up Jake’s sandwiches and take off a slice or two of beef right under your nose. “What are you running?” she would shout over her shoulder. “A charity?” No, Madeline was not missed.
After those two freelance days, Jake hired a young girl with long blonde hair who wore a sweatshirt bearing the seal of Texas Western College at El Paso. Ellen was instantly popular. She was cheerful, she could add without resorting to her fingers and toes, and she left the sandwiches alone. What’s more, she spoke with a sweet Southern accent — the word “hickory” came off her tongue in a way that made you homesick for places you’d never been before, like Chattanooga and Possum Trot.
After a couple of days, Jake broke his silence on Madeline’s absence. “She’s gone,” he told anyone who asked. “Went up in smoke.” To his more intimate friends he confided that he had filed a report with Missing Persons. “They’ll be out looking for her,” he told me languidly, slicing brisket with a long narrow carving knife. “If anybody can find her, they can. If they bother to look. I told them, ‘I’m reporting her gone, that’s all. I ain’t asking you to bring her back to me.’ She wasn’t no prize.”
Of course, Madeline’s disappearance wouldn’t go down that easy. There was a lot of open speculation in the neighborhood, not all of it generous, connecting Jake’s marital difficulties and his deftness with a meat cleaver. One afternoon my office neighbor, Barney Meyerhoff, blew the dust off my scale model catwalk and squinted across the desk at me. “I ain’t saying he actually done her in,” he said. “But I don’t bite into one of his sandwiches these days without lifting the bun first and taking a peek.”
Jake’s differences with his wife must have gotten around to Missing Persons. Before the week was out, three investigators had dropped in to ask Jake a few questions about the disappearance. I was nursing a beer and experimenting with a barbecued mutton sandwich (too greasy for my taste), so I was close enough to hear everything. There was one very tall aggressive questioner wearing a checked sport coat and a regimental tie, and two dull older men in baggy suits who ordered sandwiches and spent the whole time at the counter passing barbecue sauce and napkins back and forth.
Jake stuck to his version of Madeline’s disappearance, which was that he was totally ignorant of the circumstances. “I don’t know where she went.” He shrugged. “She just went up in smoke.” Involuntarily we all glanced toward the big iron doors of the cathedral oven, but Jake just folded his arms across his ample stomach and smiled. The tall cop stared at Jake’s stained apron with a thoughtful expression.
The next day the three men were back with a search warrant, and again I witnessed everything. The two dull men in baggy suits confiscated Jake’s apron, which he surrendered with offended dignity. Then they demanded that he turn over all his cleavers and carving knives. “What am I supposed to carve with?” Jake asked, holding out his hands in bewilderment.
“Use a fork,” the tall cop said, holding the crumpled apron up close to his eyes to examine the stains. “The lab,” he said, handing the apron back to one of the flunkies. He looked up again at Jake. “Would you mind opening the doors on that oven?”
“It lets the heat out,” Jake said sullenly.
“I don’t doubt it,” the tall man said, returning Jake’s hostile stare with one of his own.
Jake changed his strategy slightly. “Opening the doors lets in air. Make the fire bum hot.”
“Well, that’s fine,” the tall cop said. “One offsets the other.” He nodded to one of the flunkies. “Open it.”
The little man unlatched one of the big iron doors and swung it open with his fingertips, his tongue poking out between his teeth. His partner put his head in at an angle, trying to look up the chimney, and yanked it back out immediately with a cry. “Hell, it’s hot in there!”
The tall cop’s face was as rigid as before. “Where’s the fire?”
Jake pointed at the smaller iron doors at the side walls of the oven. “Underneath.”
“What are you burning?”
Jake stiffened. “Hickory,” he said firmly.
The cop nodded and sucked in his cheeks. “Put it out,” he ordered.
Jake’s jaw dropped. “You must be kidding.”
The tall cop flourished the search warrant with a bored gesture. “Put it out,” he repeated. He settled wearily on a bench and leaned back with his elbows on a table. “And while we’re waiting, I’ll have a short end of ribs, hold the pickles, and coffee.”
The two flunkies hustled out with the confiscated evidence, and I watched in awe as a troubled Jake poured cold water over his precious hickory logs. For the first time in years, the sacred fire was quenched. In my eyes the tall cop, nibbling unconsciously at his ribs, was no better than a religious vandal or a grave robber. Jake sat silently on a chair near the front window, staring at his knees. He looked strange without his apron.
I wasn’t there that night when the police searched the oven, but the next morning Jake told me that they nearly took the place apart. One lab specialist crawled all over the floor looking for bloodstains. Another rummaged through the trash barrel in which Jake disposed of the long ends of ribs, asking again and again in amazement, “You mean you throw this stuff away?” The tall cop had hired a midget named Maurice to scale the inside of the cold chimney with a flashlight. His muffled voice kept coming down from above, “It sure is dirty in here,” or, “You know, I wouldn’t mind moving into a place like this.”
The total result of the search: zero. “I told them over and over again,” Jake said laughingly, “I don’t know where Madeline went. She just went up in smoke.” He shook his head. “The big guy wasn’t too happy. He never paid for his ribs.”
That morning, Jake cleaned the oven and started a fresh fire, piling in the hickory logs with a delicacy that was touching. “The next time this fire goes out,” he said heartily, “it’s over my dead body. You can bet on that, friend.”
A few days later, without comment, the police returned his knives, cleavers, and apron. “They could have at least cleaned the apron,” Jake said.
The police didn’t come around after that. Missing Persons never found Jake’s wife either. After a few weeks the subject of her disappearance pretty much faded from everyone’s thoughts. Ellen filled her place with cheerful efficiency, business picked up at the Cathedral Barbecue, and Jake’s smile and sandwiches both seemed to get bigger as the memory of Madeline receded into the hazy past. Sometimes he would get philosophical, proclaiming his independence of women. “Maybe it’s true that Eve was made from Adam’s rib,” he said one afternoon, soberly inspecting a fat-laden long end. “But if so, it was a bad slab.”
I would never have learned the whole story were it not for the Internal Revenue Service. Like most people, I can’t face my taxes till the last moment, and this year I went right down to the April 15 deadline with tax tables and schedules and unfathomable forms spread all over my office so deep that the mice were taking the long way around. I toiled wearily till way after dark, my joy at discovering that Gibbon Catwalk Rentals was a tax shelter offset by the corresponding discovery that I was broke.
The post office was open till midnight, so I mailed my return about two hours before the deadline and wandered aimlessly about the streets for a while to get the stale smell of bankruptcy out of my lungs. Then it occurred to me that Jake might be tending his ovens. So I cut through a couple of dark alleys to the Cathedral Barbecue and... ah, that glorious smell! Jake was there all right. The front of the restaurant was dark, but through the little window in the door I could see him moving about in the dim light behind the counter. I pounded on the door.
“I’ve had a terrible day,” I said. “I need a sandwich.”
Jake locked the door behind us and led me back to the oven. It was stark and eerie, illuminated by one bare light bulb on the wall. The rest of the room was dark. “Pull up a stool, friend,” he said. “I’ll make you a sandwich that you’ll have to declare on your next return.”
Jake was as good as his word. The two of us sat on wooden stools in front of the oven, eating, talking and swapping an occasional snort from Jake’s bottle. I observed that Jake’s taste in liquor was not as rarefied as his taste in barbecue, but I was not ungrateful, and within an hour both of us were pleasantly sloshed. Jake would open the fire door every now and then to poke the logs with an iron bar. The flames would cast a pleasant flickering light on the floor and make weird shadows dance high on the walls. I was experiencing a bittersweet melancholy and Jake was feeling sentimental. He kept reminiscing about Harvey Washington, the old black restaurateur who had taught him all he knew about barbecue. “Poor Harvey,” he murmured. “Did you know—” his eyes grew watery “—did you know that Harvey Washington is buried in an unmarked grave?”
I could feel Jake’s distress. “No. Really?”
He nodded sadly. “Not even a little plastic sign with his name on it. Nothing.” He burped. “When I die,” Jake intoned, “they can use the recipe for his barbecue sauce as my epitaph and I’ll be
The question came out of nowhere. “Jake,” I said, surprising even myself, “how did you do it? How did you really kill Madeline?”
At first he did not seem to comprehend. He stared at me with dull eyes. “Huh?”
I knocked down the rest of my drink and smacked my lips with satisfaction. “I say, how did you kill Madeline? Your wife. The woman who used to work here.” His round face seemed to light up. “Oh!” He leaned his head quizzically to one side. “Well, it weren’t anything malicious.” He reached for a fresh bottle and filled my glass for me. “To Madeline,” he proposed. We clinked glasses. “My wife,” he added before drinking.
“Yes,” I said. “But how did you do it? You always say she went up in smoke. You didn’t cut her up, did you? You didn’t put her in the oven like the police thought?”
Jake seemed genuinely shocked. “Put Madeline in the oven? Oh my, no. Oh, no, no, no. I’m not an animal. Put poor Madeline in the oven? Oh, my, no...” He shook his head with every vehement denial, and I was afraid he would go on forever if I didn’t interrupt him.
“But Jake,” I said, “you’re always saying that she went up in smoke. How can that be, Jake? How can that be?”
Jake stopped shaking his head and sat like a statue for a while, his face expressionless. I thought he might have drunk himself beyond speech. Finally he looked down guiltily at his hands. “I stretched the truth,” he said.
I took a deep breath and pressed on. “How did you stretch the truth, Jake?”
“She didn’t actually go up in smoke. She sort of went
“Yes, Jake,” I encouraged. “What was she doing?”
He answered in a rush. “She was dipping chicken parts in liquid smoke.”
My mind was somewhat fogged, so it took a moment or two for the words to sink in.
“Liquid smoke,” he continued urgently. “You know, it comes in a bottle...” He seemed to be appealing to me.
“Yes, yes,” I nodded. “Artificial hickory flavor.”
“It was like a slap in the face,” he said, tears welling up in his eyes again. “Madeline Elkhorn — the wife of me, Jake Elkhorn — cooking chicken with liquid smoke! I don’t what came over me. I lost control. I went into a rage.”
“Yes? And—”
“I hit her over the head with a hickory log.” He breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had just rid himself of a great burden.
“You killed Madeline with a hickory log?” The justice of it made me smile.
“Oh, no. That just stunned her. But you see...” Jake began to smile a little too, as his mood took another one of its unpredictable turns. “You see, she fell across the table.”
I shook my head to indicate that I did not understand.
“Don’t you see?” Jake made a falling gesture with one of his arms. “She landed face first in the bowl of liquid smoke.” He prompted me with his other hand, the one holding the glass.
A light began to dawn in my head. “She went—” I mimicked Jake’s falling gesture with my hand,
He began to laugh uncontrollably. “Yes, yes,” he sputtered. “Down in smoke.” He laughed on for a few seconds and then added, in a more controlled voice, “Of course, I had to hold her head down in the bowl until I was certain...” His voice trailed off and he turned morose again. “It was a great tragedy, of course. A terrible tragedy.” He poured himself another drink and stared at the glass in silence.
After a while I broke the silence with another question. “What about the body, Jake?”
His features went soft. “Aw — I buried her in a beautiful spot. It’s up on a hill above the river. A beautiful stand of hickory.” He stood up shakily and opened one of the fire doors. Again, the flames made magical shadows dance around us. He turned to me, the poker dangling from his hand. “You don’t use liquid smoke, do you?”
“Who, me?” I was offended. “Of course not.”
“I didn’t think so,” he said. “You know better. It’s not—” he looked at me, and in an instant of understanding we spoke in unison, “—the real thing.” He sat down again and poured me another drink. “Barbecue is my life,” he said.
We did not speak again that night. It was like a religious experience — just me and Jake and the cathedral oven.
Mojo Man
by Doug Allyn
Axton watched the Beech Bonanza drop out of the waning sun and touch down lightly on the runway, snow devils swirling and dancing behind it as it taxied toward the terminal. Turco’s charter flight? He hoped so. He hated waiting around airfields when he wasn’t getting paid.
Linnea Harris apparently didn’t like waiting, either. She’d been pacing the nearly deserted V.I.P. lounge since Axton arrived. She was a striking woman, not pretty in the conventional sense — hawkish, aquiline nose, wide set gray eyes, short auburn hair, no makeup, none needed. She was wearing a rumpled dun trenchcoat that somehow looked chic on her. A tarpaulin would have looked chic on her.
Her companion, Benjie, a chubby guy in thick granny glasses and faded denims, knew how to wait. He was folded across two chairs, zonked, a “Turco and the Turks” tour cap tipped down over his eyes.
The sleeper suddenly blinked awake, caught Ax staring at him, and grinned, an open apple pie of a smile. He stood up, yawned and stretched, then trotted over to the tunnel door just as Gary Turco pushed through it. Turco handed the kid a guitar case, and Benjie jogged off, no greeting, no handshake. All business. Turco was taller than Axton had expected, cornstalk thin, pallid as a vampire, his albino blond hair teased into a rock star shambles, stub-bled jaw, sunglasses. He was wearing an ankle-length black leather overcoat.
“Welcome to Detroit, Mr. Turco,” Linnea Harris said. “Good flight?”
“Fine,” Turco said curtly as Ax sauntered up. “Is this guy my new bodyguard?”
“No, sir,” Axton said, his drawl thick enough to pour over grits, “leastways not yet. Benjie asked me to meet your plane, but he said you’d decide whether I get hired or no.”
“Where’d Benjie get you?”
“Bob Seger’s road manager recommended me. I’ve worked security for Seger, Rod Stewart, the Stones. My name’s Axton, R. B. People call me Ax.”
“Yeah?” Turco said, unimpressed. “I guess you’re big enough, Axton, but your face looks like you lose more fights than you win.”
“Motorcycle accident,” Ax said. “You lookin’ for a bodyguard or a model?”
“You got a concealed weapons permit?”
Ax nodded.
“Then I guess you’ll do for now.”
“Maybe not,” Ax said, “we need to clear the air first. If I sign on, I bodyguard. I don’t gofer, I don’t pimp. Unless you’re diabetic I don’t want to see any needles; if you smoke dope, you hold your own stash. I’ll keep the little girls from ripping your clothes off, but I won’t sneak ’em up to your room. You still want to hire me?”
Turco arched one eyebrow and shot Linnea Harris a look. “Did anybody tell him why I need a new guy?”
“Mr. Turco’s last bodyguard is in a Toronto hospital,” Linnea said evenly, gauging Ax’s reaction, “with two broken arms and a concussion. And just for the record, Mr. — Axton, he wasn’t a pimp either. He was a former N.F.L. linebacker.”
“What happened to him?”
“Two guys came by my dressing room at the Toronto Civic Auditorium while I was onstage,” Turco said. “There was a — scuffle, my bodyguard got the short end.”
“Two broken arms doesn’t sound like a scuffle,” Ax said, “more like a train wreck. What’d they want?”
“We don’t know, they didn’t say.”
“Do you know what your bodyguard said to them?”
“What he said? No, why?”
“Just wonderin’,” Ax shrugged, “so I can avoid sayin’ it to anybody.”
“Very prudent,” Turco nodded, smiling faintly. “You know, we might just get along, Axton. You want the gig or not?”
“Absolutely. And call me Ax. Everybody calls me Ax.”
Benjie pulled up at the passenger pickup lane in a silver six-seat GM van, which surprised Axton. He’d figured Turco for the limousine type. Turco and Linnea Harris climbed into the back and immediately went into a heavy conference. Ax helped Benjie load the luggage, taking special care with Turco’s guitar, then climbed into the passenger seat up front.
“So, you want to fill me in?” Ax said. “What brings y’all to Detroit?”
“Recording studio,” Benjie said, gunning the van into the river of headlights leaving the airport. “Turco and the Turks just finished a sold-out Canadian tour and inked a new record deal with Magnus Music. Magnus gave Gary a studio of his own here in Detroit as part of the deal.”
“Where does the lady come in?”
“She’s on loan to us from Magnus headquarters in New York to help Gary get the studio up and running. She’s a vice-president for label liaison. Got a nice sound, don’t it? Label liaison.”
“I think it means company spy.”
“I think you’re right,” Benjie grinned, glancing at Ax curiously. “You know the music business?”
“I’ve been at it awhile,” Ax nodded, “how about you?”
“I’ve been with the Turks from day one. Started out as a roadie when they were playin’ bars, strip joints, anything we could get, worked my way up to road manager. Lotta long miles, short money, but Gary always said we’d make it. And this year things finally started to happen. Canadian tour sold out, then the record deal with Magnus. When we get our studio runnin’, we’ll be on top. Bigtime.”
“Bigtime,” Ax echoed, “right. Where are we headed? A hotel?”
“Nope, the Porkpie Hat. A black club downtown, just off Cass. You know it?”
“I’ve been there,” Ax said. “Who’s playing?”
“Kid named LeVoy Tyrone. Smokin’ blues guitarist, good singer. Gary figures he can be the next B. B. King if he’s handled right.”
“Somehow I never pictured a heavy metal hero like Turco as a blues fan.”
“Don’t let the eyeshadow fool ya. Gary’s a complicated guy. I imagine a lotta people take you for a dummy just because you’re big and talk like you grew up in Mayberry or someplace.”
“Considerin’ what happened to my predecessor, they might be right.”
“Your what?”
“Never mind. Take a left here, I know a shortcut to the Hat.”
The Porkpie Hat was a converted supermarket with plywood-panel windows, low ceilings, a spotlit stage at one end, a glass-brick bar at the other. Strings of flickering Christmas lights taped to the ceiling cut the gloom enough to make walking possible, barely. The club was jumping, the audience a racial bouillabaisse, college kids from nearby Wayne State, street hustlers from the Cass Corridor, a few parties of middle-agers dressed to the nines.
The manager greeted Benjie warmly and personally escorted the party to a table near the dance floor, which meant the kid had laid out some heavy bread. The band was jamming “Big Leg Woman” as Turco’s party was being seated, and they were as good as Benjie had promised, perhaps better. The rhythm section, keyboards, Fender bass and drums, was tight and taut, but the star of the show was the young lead guitarist. He looked more like a young black banker than a band guy, conservative suit, narrow tie, horn-rimmed glasses, hair cropped close and razor parted, which made his manic, brilliant playing all the more surprising. He cooked a long solo at the end of “Big Leg,” taking the tune and the audience back to the Delta origins of the blues, then snapped back to the mean Motown streets with a flare of fingertap flash at the finish.
Ax and Benjie both rose and applauded, and they weren’t alone, most of the older blacks were also standing, whooping, giving the youth his propers for a job well done and for keeping the blues alive. No reaction from Turco, though, he was chatting up Linnea Harris as though nothing had happened. He leaned over as Ax resumed his seat.
“Don’t do that again,” he said softly, with an edged, plastic smile, “we’re here on business, okay?”
“You’re the boss,” Ax shrugged, “but most artists prefer doin’ business with people who appreciate their work, you know?”
Turco ignored him, turned back to the woman. But she glanced across at Axton as though really noticing him for the first time. Their eyes met across the table for a moment, and Ax felt a soft
When the set was over, Benjie made his way to the stage, spoke to the guitarist, and brought him back to the table.
“Mr. Turco, this is LeVoy Tyrone. LeVoy, this is Gary Turco, Linnea Harris from Magnus Music and—”
“Hello, Ax,” LeVoy said softly, “how you been doin’?”
“Anybody I can. You sounded great, as usual.”
“Thank you,” LeVoy said, easing into a seat.
“You know Mr. Axton?” Turco said, his eyebrows arching a quarter inch.
“Everybody knows Ax,” LeVoy smiled, “he’s — notorious, you know? Not the same as bein’ famous, but close. He workin’ for you?”
“At the moment,” Turco nodded grudgingly. “I, ah, liked what I heard of your set. I also liked the demo tape Benjie sent me, especially one cut, ‘Hard Luck Man,’ the old Mojo Tyrone jam.”
“Just keepin’ it in the family. My uncle wrote it.”
“Mojo Tyrone was your uncle?”
“Well, actually he’s my dad’s uncle, but we all call him Uncle Mo’. Why?”
“Dammit, I knew it,” Turco grinned, “I knew there was something familiar about your style. Not to mention your name. You sound a little bit like him.”
“Maybe so,” LeVoy said neutrally, “we still jam together some.”
“Jam together?” Turco said. “I thought he died back in the sixties.”
“Almost did. He had a bad stroke, was in a rest home for a long time. My dad put it out that he died so people would leave him be.”
“But he’s better now? He can still play?”
“Some,” LeVoy said cautiously, “he’s nothin’ like he was. The stroke pretty much paralyzed his left side. Why so interested in my uncle?”
“No big thing,” Gary shrugged, “it’s just that I really dug his music when I was growing up. Considering how many guitar heroes’ve cashed in their chips, it’s good to hear one of ’em’s still around. Could you arrange for me to meet him sometime?”
“That’s probably not a good idea,” LeVoy said. “He, ah, ain’t in the best shape mentally, you know? He’s an old man, lives alone.”
“I understand,” Turco nodded, “but think about it, okay? It’d mean a lot to me. Tell you what, I think you’ve got real potential both as a singer and a player. If you’re interested in a record deal, why don’t we do breakfast after your gig, work out the details?”
“You mean tonight?” LeVoy sounded surprised.
“Time is money, Mr. Tyrone,” Turco said, smiling faintly. “I never waste either one.”
“I guess you don’t. Thing is, my father’s the businessman in the family. How about we meet at, say, ten tomorrow morning at my dad’s pawnshop, over on Livernois. Ax knows where it is.”
“Somehow that doesn’t surprise me,” Turco sighed. “Ten’ll be fine.”
“Good, meantime I got two more sets to do. Nice meetin’ you all.”
Turco stared after him. “Mojo Tyrone’s nephew,” he said softly. “I’ll be damned.”
“I don’t get it,” Benjie said, “who in hell was Mojo Tyrone?”
“Who was he?” Gary said, surprised. “He was a great blues player, like Muddy Waters, or Howlin’ Wolf.”
“Who?”
“Never mind,” Turco sighed. “Sometimes I think havin’ your head screwed on straight in this business is like being the smartest kid in the third grade. Let’s blow this joint, I’ve had a long day.”
The night was brisk, a few snowflakes dancing in the parking lot lights as they hurried toward the van. Just ahead of them, four men moved out of the shadows, blocking their path. Street punks, hard-eyed whiteboys, matching blue running suits, hightop white sneakers, blue bandannas over their faces like highwaymen.
“Cool out, folks,” the tallest of them said, stepping forward, “just fork over and nobody gets hurt. Money on the ground, then jus’ boogie on back inside.” He flicked his wrist, flashing an eight inch butterfly knife open, blade agleam in the faint light. “Shuck your coat, too,” he said to Turco, “looks like my size. Take it off.”
“You gotta be kiddin’,” Turco said, sidling to his left, “you think you just wave a blade and people fold up? You never heard of guns?” Ax was already moving to his right; Benjie stayed with Linnea, herding her back.
“Look, sucker—”
“Nah, you look,” Turco said, snaking his belt out from under his coat, a motorcycle chain belt, chrome steel links glittering as he hummed it overhead like a bullwhip and slapped it on the pavement with a gunshot
Turco was swinging the chainbelt back and forth like a pendulum. The thug in front seemed hypnotized by it, but one of his buddies glanced at Ax, who was still circling them, his hand inside his coat.
Without a word the guy broke and ran. The others exchanged glances, then followed him. “I’ll be back!” the tall one shouted, stabbing a finger at Turco. “You ain’t seen the lasta me!”
“Bring yo mama next time!” Turco yelled after him, cracking the belt overhead. Benjie sprinted to the van, yanked open the sliding door, and climbed behind the wheel as the others scrambled inside.
“Come on, Benjie,” Turco panted, “fire it up before they come back and Axton has to shoot somebody.”
“That’d be a pretty good trick,” Ax said, “considering I’m not carrying.”
“What?” Turco said, stunned. “You’re unarmed? What the hell kind of a bodyguard are you?”
“The kind that doesn’t carry guns into airports,” Ax said evenly. “I got a call to meet a plane, remember?”
“Fortunately, you weren’t needed,” Linnea snapped, “since Gary— What? What’s so funny?”
Benjie was giggling hysterically, laughing so hard he could barely keep the van on the road. Turco was shaking his head slowly, grinning.
“The chainbelt’s just for looks,” Turco said, “it’s not real, it’s only plastic. I was bluffing, figured Axton could handle things if it didn’t work.”
“Plastic,” Linnea echoed, “plastic? My God, what if they hadn’t run?”
“If we were lucky, adjoining hospital rooms,” Ax said. “Oh, and by the way, welcome to Motown, folks.”
Benjie dropped Linnea at the parking ramp near the studio. Axton walked her to her car, trying to come up with something witty to say, but the night wind harried them along, whipping his thoughts away. She slid angrily behind the wheel of her BMW without a backward glance. Left him Standing in the deserted parking ramp, chilled by more than the wind. Tough lady, he thought, all business. Still, there’d been that moment in the club when their eyes met. Maybe. Hell. He jogged back to the van.
“Sit back here,” Turco said, “I want to talk to you.”
“What about?” Ax asked, sliding into the plush, throne-backed seat opposite Turco.
“About you. For openers, where’re you from originally? Alabama?”
“Missouri. Little town called Winona.”
“How’d you end up here?”
“I was a bass player in a road band, we got booked up here. We were doin’ okay until I skidded my ’cycle into a tree. Got my face banged up, my right hand too. I couldn’t play for awhile so the band split for the coast. I stayed on, worked as a troubleshooter for a couple of booking agents, turned out to be pretty good at it. So I opened my own office, got a P.I. license so I could carry—”
“A P.I. license? You’re a detective?”
“That’s what my license says. Mostly I just — fix things for people in the business, mediate contract hassles, collect percentages, book, bodyguard, whatever.”
“And the Tyrone kid? How do you know him?”
“I know most of the players in Motown, one way or another. LeVoy’s righteous, from what I hear. No drugs, no hassles. Head’s screwed on straight.”
“He struck me that way, too. What about his uncle?”
“Mojo Tyrone? I had one of his albums back home but never made the connection with LeVoy. I thought the ol’ guy was dead.”
“Me too. I guess we were supposed to. Thing is, I saw him play once,” Turco said, as much to himself as to Ax, “at a festival when I was a kid. He was hammered, stoned to the bone, but he still did a helluva show. Something about him... You know what I’m sayin’?”
“Magic time,” Ax nodded. “I’ve seen LeVoy hit that groove a few times.”
“Have you ever seen my group play?” Turco asked, a bit too casually.
“A few years ago, in Atlanta, when you opened for Kiss.”
“And we were wearing dresses and makeup, and we definitely weren’t magic, right?”
“You had a solid commercial sound,” Ax said carefully, “you worked the crowd well. It must’ve been tough, opening for Kiss.”
“Nothing about this business is easy,” Turco said quietly, “nothing. You bust your butt, play a million one nighters in hick towns... and still never make it.”
“Well, you’re making it now,” Ax said.
Gary glanced at him sharply, reading him for an implied slight, then took a deep breath. “Yeah,” he said, “I’m makin’ it now. But...”
“But what?”
“Never mind. What about LeVo’s father? You know him?”
“Willis Tyrone,” Ax nodded, “I’ve met him. He’s big, surly, runs a pawnshop on the wrong side of Montcalm. Deals guns and numbers. From what I hear, he’s nobody to cross.”
“A guns and numbers king,” Turco sighed, “terrific. I think I need a drink. Hey, Benjie, how far is it to my new apartment?”
“We’re here,” Benjie said, swinging the van into a parking garage.
“You’re gonna love this place, Gary,” Benjie said eagerly, as they rode the elevator up, “it’s got a view of the river, kingsize waterbed, big screen TV—” The elevator door shushed open but Ax grabbed Benjie before he could step out. “What—”
“Is that the place?” Ax said, “the one with the door open?”
“We’d better get out of here,” Turco said, fading back to the rear of the elevator.
“Cool it a second,” Ax said, “I don’t hear anything. Let me take a quick look.” He edged warily along the wall to the doorway, risked a glance inside.
Chaos.
The apartment door had been jimmied and the place was a shambles, TV kicked in, furniture slashed and gutted. A DayGlo orange sentence was spraypainted on one wall: DO THE RIGHT THING. Ax did the right thing. He grabbed a broken table leg and did a wary recon of the apartment. The other rooms were empty and just as trashed. He tossed the table leg into the living room debris and brushed the painted message with his fingertips. Dry.
“Interesting,” Ax said. “A film fan with taste.”
“What?” Turco echoed numbly, staring at the wreckage from the doorway.
“
“You think this is some kind of a joke, Axton?” Turco snapped.
“Maybe not a joke exactly, but there’s definitely something funny about it.”
“Meaning what?”
“C’mon, Turco, I’m a little slow, but I can read the handwriting on the wall. Do the right thing. Your bodyguard gets stomped in Toronto. We get hassled in the Porkpie parking lot by white gangbusters who were as out of place there as nuns at a beer bust. That area’s Black Pharaoh turf, and those punks could’ve been blown away just for walkin’ past it, which means they weren’t workin’ the lot, they were waiting for us. And now your new apartment gets trashed. Not ripped off, trashed. Nobody’s luck is that bad. So what’s going on? What’s this ‘right thing’ you’re supposed to do?”
Turco met his eyes straight on a moment, then shrugged. “Nothing’s going on. People in show biz attract crazies. Ask John Lennon.”
“I’m asking you, Gary. Look, I’m on your side. You want protection, I’ll do my best—”
“Your best hasn’t been too impressive so far. Look, I hired you as a bodyguard. You want to play detective, do it on your own time, okay? What do we do now?”
“I guess we call the cops,” Ax said, groping through the debris, rescuing a cordless phone, “if you don’t mind them poking around.”
“Call ’em. I’ve got nothing to hide.”
“Right,” Ax said, “whatever you say.”
It turned out to be a very long night. Turco booked a room at the downtown Holiday Inn, leaving Ax at the trashed apartment to wait for the police. It was after two A.M. before a pair of bored patrolmen showed, took Ax’s statement, and made a cursory search. Ax didn’t make it back to his own place until four.
Promptly at nine the custom van pulled up in front of his apartment and beeped twice. Cursing, Ax pulled on a wool turtleneck, slipped into his shoulder holster, grabbed his scuffed leather jacket, and took the stairs two at a time down to the street. His hair was still damp from the shower, and the hawk wind nipped at it, instant icecap. Gary Turco was behind the wheel wearing a conservative suit and tie, his shaggy albino mane tied back in a prim ponytail. “Did you call the papers?” Turco asked as Ax climbed into the passenger seat.
“About what?”
“The burglary. We could have gotten some media coverage on it. Rock star ripped off his first day in Motown, something like that. You know the business, you should have thought of it.”
“Good morning to you, too,” Ax said, “and the apartment wasn’t ripped off, just messed up.”
“Who cares, as long as they spell my name right?” Gary grunted. “How do I get to LeVoy’s father’s shop?”
“Left at the next light. It’s down a mile or so. Where’s Benjie?”
“At the studio, getting things shipshape. And speaking of shipshape, from now on dress appropriately, okay? Jacket and tie.”
“You wanna dress to impress Willis Tyrone, you’ll have to do better than a jacket and tie.”
“Yeah? Like what?”
“A full suit of armor. Or maybe a bulletproof vest.”
The Revelation Pawnshop stretched half a city block on Montcalm, a brown brick building, its steel-grilled windows filled with radios, guitars, power tools. LeVoy Tyrone, looking studious in a maize and blue U of M sweater, met them at the door and escorted them back to his father’s office, a large raised platform in the center of the rear wall ringed by a fortress of filing cabinets. Willis Tyrone observed their approach from his desk on the dais like a dark Buddha, a huge man, custom tailored lavender silk shirt stretched taut by his barrel chest, rep tie at half mast, a shaved head the size of a lineman’s helmet, cool pawnbroker’s eyes.
He rose as they mounted the platform, offered them seats and coffee. Gary gave him a copy of a recording contract. Willis scanned it cursorily, tossed it aside. “Seems straight enough,” he grunted, his voice a deep bass rumble, “but I’ve seen it before. Uncle Maurice signed papers to make records for some white dudes, gonna get rich, take care of the family. He cut the records, worked himself damn near to death, and now I gotta take care of him. Whitey used him up, threw him away like trash.”
“Mr. Tyrone,” Gary said earnestly, “I can assure you—”
“Don’t assure me nothin’,” Willis interrupted, cutting Gary off with a wave of his massive paw. “I meet jive artists every day can talk the birds outa the trees, so don’t make me no promises, Turco. Let me make you one. My boy’s got his heart set on takin’ a shot at music. I won’t say no to him, but I ain’t forgot what happened to my uncle, either. And I
“Yes, sir, I think so.”
“Good. Just remember anything goes wrong, you’re gonna pay, and I’ve got dudes workin’ for me who’re real good at collectin’. You understand what I’m sayin’?”
“Fair enough,” Gary nodded, “what about your uncle?”
“Maurice? What about him?”
“LeVoy told me he can still play a little. I’ve got this idea, of maybe taping him, using it to intro the first cut of LeVoy’s record. Might make a good promotional gimmick. Any objection?”
“A gimmick,” Willis shook his head slowly. “You people are all alike. You tell him what shape Maurice is in?” he asked LeVoy.
“No, sir. Just that he’s — better than he was.”
“Ain’t sayin’ much,” Willis shrugged, “considerin’ he was almost dead. You know why they call him Mojo, Mr. Turco? You know what it means?”
“It’s — magic, right? Something to do with voodoo.”
“That’s right,” Willis said, “you afraid of voodoo?”
“No, sir,” Gary said evenly, “I’m not afraid of magic, or much of anything else.”
“That’s good,” Willis nodded, showing a wolfs grin, “a young man needs sand to get on in life. I don’t believe in magic neither, but Maurice was a seventh son, so he took it more serious. Still burns the candles, even thinks he brought himself back from the dead. You wanna see what’s left of Maurice, you go right ahead. And take a good look. ’Cause if any wrong comes to my family because of you, you’re seein’ your future. And if that don’t scare you some, boy, then you ain’t near as bright as you look.”
“I don’t understand,” LeVoy said somberly as they made their way through the cluttered aisles toward the front door. “I’ve seen him angry before, but not like this.”
“He’s afraid for you,” Gary said, “because of what the life did to your uncle. He’ll mellow out when we can show him some long green, and the sooner we get a session rollin’, the sooner we can do that. When can I meet your uncle?”
“Look, I really don’t think that’s such a hot idea,” LeVoy said reluctantly. “He was in a home for a long time after his stroke. He’s better now, but he’s still — pretty strange.”
“I promise not to upset the old guy, okay,” Gary insisted. “I just wanna see him, maybe hear him play. I wouldn’t ask if I didn’t think it might be important.”
“I guess I can fix it,” LeVoy conceded, unconvinced. “This afternoon if you want. Time don’t mean much to Uncle Maurice. Tell you what, he lives on a little farm out in Oxford, 2203 Rathbun Road. Meet me out there around two. I’ll go out early, make sure it’s okay.”
“Why not just call ahead?”
“He’s got no phone,” LeVoy said, “and we better get a couple things straight. I’ll meet you in the yard. If I’m not there, don’t come up to the house. And if I say he don’t wanna see you, you leave right then, no argument. Understand?”
“Why all the mystery?”
“No mystery. He’s just a little—”
“—strange, right,” Gary nodded. “Would it be better if I came alone?”
“Might be better if you came with a battalion of Marines,” LeVoy sighed, “but Ax’ll have to do. But just you two. Nobody else.”
The farmhouse stood alone on a snow-crusted barren knoll, a two room white clapboard building, its windows iced over and eyeless. There was a swaybacked barn out back, a chicken coop, a hog pen, but no animals in sight. The only sign of life was a thin plume of gray smoke rising from the chimney.
“Sheesh, where’s Norman Rockwell when you need him?” Gary said, gunning the van up the rutted driveway. LeVoy stepped off the porch into the yard as the van crunched to a halt.
“Y’all can come in,” he said, his breath a white cloud in the icy air, “he’s in a fair mood today. Just be cool, okay?” He slid a pint of wine from under his sweater and passed it to Gary. “If he asks, you give this to him. But no weed, nothin’ else, understand?”
“No problem,” Gary said, “grab my guitar case will ya, Axton?” He scrambled out without waiting for a reply. Ax shrugged and followed, but bumped into Gary as he hesitated on the porch steps. A bloody hatchet was buried in a chopping block beside the front door, red stained feathers clinging to the blade.
“Organic McChicken,” Ax said, “homestyle.” Turco arched one brow, then trailed LeVoy into the house.
The living room was uncomfortably warm, a potbellied woodstove glowing against one wall, a box of firewood beside it, cheap Formica-topped table in the corner ringed by scarred wooden chairs. Tattered throw rugs were scattered about on the rough wood floor; the only decoration on the walls was a sepia waterstain shaped like Louisiana. A battered old V-shaped guitar stood in the corner leaning against a grubby Monkey Ward’s amp. The room was deserted, but Ax sensed a presence in the darkened bedroom doorway, watching them.
“Y’all just stand around a minute,” LeVoy said quietly. Ax scanned the barren room, looking for clues to the man who lived there. A worn leather belt was hanging from a peg behind the front door. A gunbelt, with an empty holster. Ax casually lowered Gary’s guitar case to the floor, unzipped his jacket, and moved between Turco and the bedroom doorway. There was a soft snick of metal and Maurice Tyrone brushed the blanket aside and shuffled slowly out, dragging his left foot.
He looked like a dark prophet, a shattered giant of a man nearly a head taller than Axton’s six two. He was wearing a frayed workshirt, faded bib overalls, and a rumpled felt fedora on his nearly hairless skull. Below the hat’s warped brim the left side of the old man’s face had sagged like melted wax, reducing his eye to a slit, pulling his mouth into a permanent scowl. “Uncle Maurice,” LeVoy said quietly, “I’d like you to meet some folks.” He introduced Ax and Gary quickly, uneasily.
“Y’all got anything for me?” the old man rumbled, his voice rusty from disuse.
“Yes, sir,” Gary said, “I thought we could have a taste—” Mojo took the bottle from him, twisted the cap off with his teeth and drained it “—together,” Gary finished lamely.
“Got any more?” Mojo asked, tossing the empty bottle toward the bedroom door.
“No, sir,” Gary said, “I’m afraid not.”
“Next time bring one for yourself, boy. Don’t like drinkin’ alone. Got any weed?”
“Ah, no, sir,” LeVoy said hastily, “they don’t smoke. Big fans of yours, though. Came to hear you play.”
“I use to do a lotta weed back when I was playin’,” the old man said, cocking his head to examine Turco and Ax with his good eye. “Good stuff. Black Sheba, Lebanese, fine as country wine. Sure y’ ain’t got any?”
“No, but I brought my guitar,” Gary said. “LeVoy tells me you still play.”
“Play? Boy, I’m Mojo Tyrone. Devil hisself taught me to whup the blues ’fore you was born. B. B. King used to carry my bags, Albert Collins hoed my patch. Pop your case, white boy, let’s see what you got.”
Gary shed his leather trench-coat, knelt and took his guitar out of the case, a gleaming red Fender Stratocaster, its custom finish glowing like a bed of coals. He checked its tune, then plugged into Mojo’s amp and ripped off a few flashy licks.
“That’s a lotta notes, boy,” Mojo growled. “What’s the matter? You cain’t find the right one?” He picked up his own guitar, eased down in a chair facing Gary. He carefully fitted a bottleneck over the ring finger of his crippled left hand, slid it up the strings. For a moment Ax thought the old man was moaning low in his throat, then he realized it was the guitar, murmuring softly, breathing between phrases like a vocalist. Singing. There was no other word for it.
Gary was staring, transfixed. “Well, boy,” Mojo said, “you come to play, or jes’ look?” Shaking his head ruefully, Gary flipped his pickup switch to bass and began punching out a rhythmic shuffle, a walking Delta blues. The old man nodded along for a moment, then joined in, his guitar whining above Gary’s rhythm like a hawk circling its prey. The music was uneven for a few moments, two street fighters sparring, testing each other, and then they found a groove, rock solid, and began to jam in earnest, their guitars meshing like gears in a rhythm machine. The music was crude, powerful stuff, sharp as home-brew whisky, and both men drank it deep, letting it take them over. LeVoy was lost in it, too, nodding to the beat, smiling as Turco and the old man worked through a medley of blues, changing tunes with only a look or a nod.
Casually Ax wandered over to the bedroom doorway, glanced inside. A rumpled cot against one wall, empty bottles scattered around. A candle was burning on a beside table, a black candle, lighting a framed picture of St. Michael and a neatly arranged pile of bones. He turned away, and met Mojo Tyrone’s good eye, glaring at him fiercely from across the room. The old man stopped playing.
“What you lookin’ for, cracker? You lookin’ to steal from me? You’d best get some insurance on yourself.”
“No, sir, nothing like that. I was just—”
“Playin’s over anyway,” Mojo said, putting his guitar aside. “Y’all got a bottle’s worth. I want you gone.”
“Show’s over, folks,” LeVoy said briskly, unplugging Gary’s guitar, handing him his coat.
“Hey, wait a minute,” Gary protested, “we were just getting warmed up.”
“You remember the deal,” LeVoy said firmly, glancing a warning at Ax, “it’s time to go.”
“You can come back sometime,” Mojo said to Gary, “you don’t play too bad for a white kid. Too many notes is all. Bring me another taste, maybe some reefer next time. But don’t bring that cracker boy. I don’t wanna see his ugly face again.”
“Don’t worry, Mr. Tyrone,” Gary said, glaring at Ax, “you won’t.”
“Thanks, Axton,” Gary snapped, as he threaded the van down the back country road away from Tyrone’s shack, “you’re supposed to protect my life, not screw it up.”
“I was doing my job,” Ax said. “There was a gunbelt hanging behind the front door, no gun in it. I thought maybe he left it in the bedroom.”
“So the old guy lives alone, he keeps a gun around. So what?”
“That’s just it, it wasn’t around. I think he was packing it, and when a guy who’s two bricks shy of a load is carryin’ a piece, I get nervous.”
“Next time take a Valium.”
“If you want to stay healthy, there shouldn’t be a next time, Gary. Look, the old guy plays great guitar, but he’s also more’n half nuts. He’s got a voodoo altar in his bedroom, mojo bones and all. That stuff about the devil teaching him to play? I think he really believes it.”
“Maybe he’s right. Maybe he really is magic. I’m a pretty fair guitarist, and LeVoy’s even better, but that old man’s somethin’ special. Walks like a stomped cockroach, but he plays... well, you heard him. It’s like he went to hell and everything burned away but — truth. And that truth’s gonna set me free.”
“What do you mean?”
“Look, I’ve one big problem in getting my studio rolling. Me. I’m a hack, an over-the-hill glitter rocker. Nobody’s gonna take me seriously as a producer. I need a gimmick. How’s this? I bring Mojo Tyrone back from the dead to play on his nephew’s first record.”
“Are you serious?” Ax said. “You want to put him in a recording studio?”
“Hey, there may not be much juice left in that old man, but I’ll squeeze out what there is. Give him a couple bottles of wine, he can play for an hour or two at a time. That should be enough. Linnea can get us media coverage with the zombie-from-the-grave angle, and when people hear LeVoy and Mojo together, it’ll knock their socks off.”
“It’s an interesting angle,” Ax admitted, “but there’s still a problem. With your reputation as a — showman, you can’t just announce Mojo’s on the album. The press’ll figure it’s a hoax.”
“Okay, so we set up a few interviews—”
“You’ve gotta be kidding,” Ax said. “Dammit, Gary, he was hiding in his bedroom with a gun when we came in. He belongs in a rest home, not at a press conference. What happens if he freaks, or maybe hurts somebody? Or would that just be more publicity?”
Gary didn’t answer. He was eyeing the rear view mirror. Ax glanced over his shoulder. A black limo was a quarter mile or so behind them. And gaining. Gary floored the accelerator and the van leapt forward, rocketing down the narrow country road, swaying like a boat in heavy seas.
“Something wrong?” Ax asked, shifting in his seat to watch the limo.
“I hope not,” Gary said coolly, concentrating on the wheel, “just being cautious.”
“If this is cautious, what does crazy look like?”
“About the same,” Gary grinned. He ran the stop sign at the road’s end, careened onto the fourlane on two wheels, then threaded the van through the traffic like an Indy 500 racer, and at nearly the same speed.
“You can cool it,” Ax said, “you lost them.”
“Probably nobody to lose,” Gary said, slowing the van to the speed limit.
“Sure there was,” Ax said, “and you know it. Why don’t you quit shuckin’ and tell me what’s goin’ on? We could’ve wound up dead in a ditch back there.”
“Lighten up, Axton, no harm, no foul. And there are worse things than dying in a ditch.”
“Like what?”
“Like getting old. Ending up like Mojo.”
“I wouldn’t worry about it,” Ax said, “the way you’re goin’, Turco, you’re never gonna get old.”
“Welcome to the new home of the hits, Young Turk Studios,” Turco said, stepping out of the fourth floor elevator, “what do you think?”
“Looks... busy,” Ax said. The office was semi-organized chaos, boxes of rack-mount recording equipment stacked to the ceilings, desks and filing cabinets still in plastic wrap. Linnea Harris, looking charmingly domestic in jeans and a T-shirt, was taking inventory on a clipboard. Benjie gave them a nod, then trotted off carrying an armload of cases.
“Hi, guys,” Turco said, shedding his coat, “how’re we doing?”
“Good news, bad news,” Linnea said. “The good news is Benjie thinks we can get the studio up and running this week. The bad news is, New York headquarters nixed LeVoy Tyrone as a prospect. They say blues is passé, want you to record pop groups more like your own.”
“They can’t do that,” Gary said slowly.
“I’m afraid they can. Headquarters has final say on—”
“But dammit, I’ve got a surefire gimmick and LeVoy’s too good to pass up! Those headquarters bean counters couldn’t spot a hit group if one mooned ’em in church.”
“They signed up your group,” Linnea pointed out.
“Which proves my point,” Gary shot back. “They only signed us because they counted the crowds and the gate receipts on our Canadian tour. Numbers is all they understand. So... maybe we can show ’em some numbers.”
“What do you mean?”
“Maybe we can make ’em buy LeVoy the same way they bought me. Suppose we put on a concert, drum up some media coverage, and do a big gate. Make it a charity bash for the homeless or something.”
“Even charity concerts cost money,” Linnea observed.
“We can pay for it with our development budget. We don’t submit our accounts till the end of the month, that gives us three weeks to pull it off.”
“Three weeks?”
“Lady, we’re gonna be feeding the poor and bringing back a guy from the dead. If you can’t drum up a crowd in three weeks for that, you’re in the wrong business.”
“I can get you some publicity all right, I’m just not sure I should. If you blow your whole budget on some charity concert, Magnus will cancel your contract.”
“Maybe, but if LeVoy and Mojo hit as hard as I think they will, New York will not only okay our budget, they’ll give us a free hand from now on. It’s gut check time, Harris, you have to decide whose side you’re on. How about it, you in or out?”
Linnea stared at him for a moment, frowning, then nodded slowly. “You’re still the boss. For the moment, anyway. What about a concert hall? Can you hire one on such short notice?”
“I don’t know,” Gary said. “You know the local scene, Ax-ton, what about it?”
“You can probably find a hall,” Ax nodded, gazing out the window at the street below, “there are plenty of empty theaters in Detroit these days. Know what else there are?”
“What’s that?”
“Lots of black limousines. One just pulled into the alley down there. Three guys getting out. Anybody you know, Gary?”
Turco stepped quickly to the window, glanced down, then shrugged. “I know them,” he said, his face expressionless, “they’re okay.”
“You sure? Looks like they’re coming up. If you want me to stop ’em—”
“I said they’re okay. Tell you what, why don’t you take Linnea and try to book us a hall.”
“You mean now?”
“Right now. The clock’s running on this. Three weeks isn’t much time, and you’re the guy with local connections.”
“And who covers your back while I’m finding a hall?”
“I’ll be safe enough here. I need to get this place in shape anyway. Get crackin’, okay?”
The Bubba Factor. Northerners often assume anybody with a southern accent is an inbred illiterate. As dimwitted as, say, Bubba Faulkner or Bubba Dickey. Unfortunately something about being alone in an elevator with Linnea Harris made Ax feel like a Bubba, big, and battered, and as slow as ’lasses in January.
Too soon they were on the ground floor. The doors shushed open and they were facing the three men Ax had seen get out of the limo. Two of them, straight citizens in suits, ties, and overcoats, stepped into the elevator without a word. The third man, a square-faced blond giant in a bombardier’s jacket, scar tissue on his brows above his mirrored shades, blocked the doorway.
“Hey, Ax,” he said softly, “how you been doin’?”
“Swede,” Axton nodded, “I’m breakin’ even. You?” Neither man offered to shake hands.
“Flyin’ high, like always. You workin’ here, Ax?”
“Nah, just passin’ through.”
“Good,” Swede nodded, “that’s good. So I probably won’t be seein’ you around, right?”
“I hope not,” Ax said.
“Yeah,” Swede grinned. “Me too. Take care, Ax. See ya.” The giant edged into the elevator, his eyes locked on Axton all the way.
“What was that all about?” Linnea said as she and Axton crossed the street to her BMW.
“I don’t know who the two suits were,” Ax said, “but the big guy was the Swede. We’re in the same business, sort of, and since bustin’ people up is his hobby, I think there’s a fair chance he’s the guy who stomped Turco’s bodyguard up in Toronto.”
“What?” she said, stunned, “but — shouldn’t you warn Gary?”
“Get real, Miss Harris, Gary knows who those guys are. I think he’s known all along.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Neither do I, but I’m going to. Here,” he said, taking a small notebook out of his jacket pocket jotting down an address, “you see the guy at this address, Gus Kakonis. He owns a theater called the Forum. Tell him I sent you and if I don’t like the deal I’ll be around to see him myself. I’ll meet you back at the studio in a couple of hours.”
“Where are you going?”
“To check some things out. Turco may think he knows what he’s doing, but if he’s mixed up with the Swede, he’s liable to need the Forum to hold his own funeral. Or somebody’s.”
It was after dark before Ax made it back to the studio. Turco was sitting on the receptionist’s desk, arms folded across his chest. Linnea Harris was checking her clipboard, looking uneasy.
“Place looks good,” Ax said, glancing around, “you’ve been busy.”
“No thanks to you,” Turco said. “Where have you been?”
“Doing what you hired me for, protecting you. Did some dig-gin’, all part of the service.”
“Yeah, well, I don’t think I’m gonna be needing your services any more, Axton. You’re off the clock as of now. Send me a bill.”
“I see,” Ax said slowly. “So you decided to do the right thing. It’s probably best. You’ll stay healthy longer.”
“You been smokin’ rope, Ax? You’re babbling.”
“Am I? I made a few calls today, found out the Swede is working for a couple of Canadian hard guys. Dopers. The two that were here today, right?”
“Wrong. I don’t know any dopers, Axton, and who I see is none of your business, so hit the door, okay? We’ve got work to do.”
“Fair enough, but let me give you some advice. You watch yourself around the Swede. The guy’s like industrial pollution. People tend to get very sick in his vicinity.”
“I’ll keep it in mind.”
“Do that. And one other thing. If you’re serious about putting Mojo Tyrone onstage for your little shindig, there’s something you’d better know. That near fatal stroke he had? It wasn’t just old age and booze. He had it in the middle of a fight after a concert in Flint. Tangled with a kid over a dope deal, beat him nearly to death. If he’d been fit to stand trial he’d have done hard time. The rest home LeVoy mentioned was a mental hospital, and Mojo was there nearly ten years. The old guy isn’t just eccentric, Gary, he’s stone crazy, and he probably always was.”
“Everybody in this business is crazy, one way or another,” Gary shrugged, “why should Mojo be any different?”
“Yeah, right,” Axton snapped, “do me one favor, Turco. If this cockamamie concert of yours comes off, comp me some tickets, will ya? I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
And that was that. Ax strode the mile or so back to his apartment, letting the night wind cool him off. He found another job waiting on his answering machine and spent the next ten days in Toledo chasing down a roadie who’d skipped with a soul revue’s equipment. A tricky gig, the guy’d already traded some of the stuff for dope and Ax had to do some hardcase negotiating to get it back. By the time he returned to Detroit, he’d managed to put Linnea Harris completely out of his mind. For nearly twenty minutes at a time.
In Detroit it was harder to forget her because she was so very good at her job. The drumbeat of publicity for the concert was everywhere, carried as hard news in the entertainment sections of both the
No one had actually
The day before the concert, two tickets arrived in Ax’s mail, no note, just the tickets. Perfect. It gave him the chance to call Linnea to say thanks, and perhaps... but he didn’t have to call her. He was in the middle of breakfast at the Greek’s diner across the street from his office when Linnea Harris and Gary Turco walked in, spotted him, and came over.
“Hi, mind if we sit?” Turco said, slumping down into the booth without waiting for an answer. He looked rough, haggard, red-eyed, wired and wary as a wolf. Linnea looked tired too, her auburn hair in disarray, smudges under her eyes, but she still looked better than anybody had a right to that early. He wondered if she always looked—
“We’ve got serious trouble,” Turco said bluntly, “I want to hire you back.”
“What kind of trouble?”
“You name it, we got it. Threatening phone calls, a wrecked studio, a torched car—”
“Hold it, slow down,” Ax said, “run it by me from the top, okay?”
“Yeah, okay,” Turco nodded, taking a deep breath. “We got the studio up and running a few days after you left—”
“After you fired me,” Ax amended.
“Whatever,” Gary shrugged. “Anyway, we’ve been recording nonstop since, damn near around the clock. It’s been tough. Mojo can’t remember arrangements worth a damn and he’s definitely more’n a little strange to work with, but we still got some great tracks down. Nuts or not, that old man can flat smoke a guitar when he’s in the mood, Ax. Workin’ with him is like, I don’t know, bein’ eighteen again, havin’ it all in front of me. But now it’s — gone. We started getting threatening calls a week or so ago. Then last night somebody broke into the studio after we left, wrecked the place, destroyed the tapes. LeVoy’s car was in the lot, it got torched.”
“You call the cops?”
“Sure, for all the good it did,” Turco flared. “They gave me a case number to give my insurance company and that was it.”
“This is Motown,” Ax said, “the law’s stretched pretty thin. So what do you want me to do?”
“Find out who did this, or at least keep it from happening again. We’ve still got a chance to make this thing pay off if we tape the concert tomorrow night and get enough material to release on an album while Linn’s still got the media pumped up about it. If we don’t, everything we’ve got goes in the toilet. What do you say?”
“Sorry, not interested.”
“Look, if you got another gig I’ll double—”
“It’s not the money,” Ax said. “It’s smoke, Gary. I’m allergic to it, and you’re blowing it. I didn’t hear you mention the Swede in your sad story.”
“The Swede’s got nothing to do with this.”
“Bull,” Ax said. “Just out of curiosity, I did a little more checking on my own time. Ran down the clowns that jumped us outside the Porkpie Hat. The Swede hired them. He also paid ’em to trash a certain apartment and add some instant artwork to the decor. Don’t tell me he’s not involved.”
“That’s — been settled,” Gary said, “I took care of it.”
“Maybe you think so, but if you think I’m gonna mix it up with the Swede without knowin’ the score, you’re dreamin’. So either tell me what’s going on or get somebody else.”
“He can’t get anyone else,” Linnea put in, “LeVoy said unless you come back he and his uncle are out. They won’t play.”
“Thank you, ma’am,” Ax said formally, “that’s nice to know.”
“Yeah, thanks a bunch,” Turco snapped. “Whose side are you on, Harris?”
“My side,” she said. “I’ve worked too damned hard to see this thing flushed because you’re playing some private game. Let’s have it, Gary, or I’m walking too. We’ve got a right to know.”
Turco glanced from one to the other of them, then swallowed hard. “All right,” he nodded, “I guess it doesn’t matter. Unless the concert comes off, I’m finished anyway. I, ah, did a deal with the Swede in Canada. My big Canadian tour, the one that got me my new studio? It didn’t really happen, or at least not the way people thought it did. On paper the Swede was listed as the promoter, but what he really did was pump up the gate, gave huge blocks of tickets away free, showed them on the books as receipts, which he claimed as legitimate profits.”
“In other words, you laundered money for them?” Ax said. “My God.”
“It was my last chance,” Gary said simply, “the industry’s shrinking, cutting out second-raters like me. My only chance for a deal was to show Magnus some big numbers.”
“Whether they were real or not?”
“You know this business,” Gary said, “if I produce a hit album, nobody will care how I got my studio. All they care about are results. The trouble was, my deal with Swede was supposed to be a one-shot thing, but it worked so well they wanted me to keep it up. Trashing my apartment and all the rest was his idea of friendly persuasion.”
“So what makes you think he didn’t trash the studio?”
“Simple,” Gary sighed, “he’s got no reason to any more. We had a little talk the day you left and I, uhm, agreed to do another tour for him as soon as I get my studio established. Told him we could set up the same laundering deal with the groups that record for me. He thinks everything’s cool.”
“You — bastard!” Linnea said, paling. “You mean you sold us out—”
“Hey, cool it. I’m no Boy Scout but I’m no doper either. I’ve already cut a deal with the Toronto authorities. When I go back to Canada, they’ll bust the Swede and his buddies, I’ll come out looking like a hero, and he’ll be off my back for good.”
“Maybe,” Ax nodded, “or maybe you’ll end up dead.”
“We all end up dead,” Turco said evenly, “it’s what happens in the meantime that counts, right? Point is, the Swede thinks things are okay. He didn’t wreck my studio last night, he had no reason to.”
“All right then, who did do it?”
“Hell, I don’t know. What about LeVoy’s father? He was dead set against it from the first.”
“No,” Ax said slowly, “I don’t think so. Willis is a hard man in a hard trade, but he wouldn’t cross up his son like this. If he wanted to derail things, he’d just have somebody bust you up. Any other candidates?”
“If I knew I wouldn’t need you, Axton, I’d just tell the Swede and let him handle it. You’re the one with the sign on his door that says investigations. You tell me.”
“Maybe I can at that,” Ax said, “but I’ll have to do some checking.”
“Aren’t you going to-tell him about Mojo, Gary?” Linnea put in. “Because if you don’t, I will.”
“What about Mojo?” Ax asked.
“Ahh, Linn thinks he might’ve done it. He, ah, he’s been sleepin’ in the studio storeroom, wanders around a lot at night, you know, like old people do.”
“Why is he sleeping in the storeroom?”
“Because he says he likes being with the instruments,” Linnea said bluntly, “he says they sing him to sleep. Ax, he’s crazy. When Gary and LeVoy went back to talk to him about recording, he was already packed, sitting there in the dark, waiting for them. Said he knew they’d come, that he called them back with his mojo bones. LeVoy and Gary have been able to jolly him along in the studio, but God only knows how he’ll react at the concert.”
“He’ll be fine,” Gary said, “you’ll see. Like an old fire-horse—”
“Like an old meal ticket, you mean,” Linnea snapped. “Dammit, Gary, you’re just exploiting him.”
“Maybe I am. But that doesn’t make it wrong. You think he was better off in that old house, talkin’ to the walls? Crazy or exploited or whatever, that old man’s back doin’ what he was put on this earth for. You’re not a player, you don’t understand. Ask Axton.”
“Well?” Linnea said, turning to Ax, searching his face.
“I hate to admit it,” he said, meeting her eyes, “but maybe Gary’s right, maybe playing again will help the old man. I’ve seen guys do shows who should’ve been in a hospital, or a morgue. That’s why they call it Dr. Stage. But if it’s any comfort to you, if Gary’s wrong, and anything happens to Mojo or LeVoy, he’d better get his Blue Cross paid up because Willis Tyrone is damn sure gonna do him some serious damage. And maybe the rest of us, too. What about security guards for the concert? Who’s handling it?”
“Mr. Kakonis recommended a local rent-a-cop company, Landau Security.”
“Jack Landau’s people will do fine for crowd control,” Axton nodded. “As for your other problem, I’ll do what I can. I’ll see you at the concert if not before.”
The Forum Theater was a wall to wall sellout, every seat on the main floor and the balconies filled a full forty minutes before showtime, standing room only. Jack Landau, the squat, bulldog head of security for the concert, should have been pleased when he’d closed the box office early, but he wasn’t.
“It’s an uneasy crowd,” he told Turco in his dressing room back-stage, where Gary was doing a last minute retouch of his makeup. Turco was in full heavy metal regalia, knee length red moccasins, spandex pants, studded black leather vest and matching headband. “It feels more like a mob than an audience, half black, half white, lotta bikers and punk kids. Edgy vibes. I don’t like it.”
“Don’t worry about the crowd,” Gary said, “the show we’ve got planned oughta keep everybody happy. You just make sure security stays tight. How’s Mojo holdin’ up?”
“I’ve got a man on his door, just like you said,” Landau said, “checks on him every few minutes. He’s just sittin’ there in the dark, waitin’. Weird.”
“He’s an artist—” Turco began. There were two quick raps on the door and Axton strode in.
“I think I’ve got a make on the guy who trashed the studio,” he said, tossing a photo on Turco’s dressing table. “This is the guy Mojo tangled with the night he had his stroke. Name’s Cory Pollack. He was a smalltime pimp and a pusher. Apparently Mojo owed him serious bread for services rendered, tried to stiff him. Cops busted Pollack after the fight, caught him holding dope, he wound up doing six years hard time in Jackson.”
“But that was a long time ago,” Gary said, “why—”
“I traced him to a sleazebag rooming house out in Highland Park,” Ax interrupted, “and ah, got into his room. Swastikas all over the place. He’s a race hater. He also had clippings about the concert and a poster on the wall, with Mojo’s name slashed out. He’s our man, Turco, and from what I’ve heard about him, he’s real bad news.”
“How old is this picture,” Landau said, frowning at the photograph.
“I’m not sure,” Axton said, “I lifted it from Pollack’s place. From the cars in the background I’d guess it’s ten years old or so, why?”
“I’ve seen this man,” Landau said slowly, “not looking like this, though. Face is different. He’s got a mustache now, maybe a beard.”
“Get real,” Turco snorted, “working the box office you must’ve seen five thousand faces in the last hour.”
“I may be just a rent-a-cop,” Landau said stiffly, “but I’m good at my job, and I’m telling you I’ve seen this guy tonight. Here. You’ll have to stall the show until—”
“I’m not stalling anything!” Turco snapped. “Ax could be wrong about this Pollack character, but if I jerk this crowd around, we’re damn sure gonna have a freakin’ riot on our hands. This gig’s going on just like it says on the program. Mojo won’t be onstage till the finish, which gives you plenty of time to find Pollack, if he’s here at all.”
“I still think you ought to stall,” Landau said.
“You’ve got your orders, Landau,” Gary said, turning back to his mirror, “you do your job and let me do mine, okay?”
Landau snatched up the photograph and stalked out. Ax hesitated, then followed.
“He’s right about one thing,” Landau said in the hall outside, “this show better run on schedule. That’s an ugly crowd out front. Why don’t you get up in the light rigging over the stage. You’ll be able to check out most of the crowd on the main floor from there. I’ll take the balcony. I’ve got a man posted at the old man’s dressing room, so he’s safe for now. With luck we’ll turn this guy up before Mojo goes on. If you spot Pollack, don’t try anything on your own. I’ll take care of him, understand?”
“What if we can’t find him?” Axton said.
“Then you and me are gonna lock Mojo in his dressing room, riot or no riot. I’m not going to take the chance of putting him onstage with some wacko loose.”
“Fair enough,” Ax nodded, “good hunting.”
Landau strode off. Ax jogged up the concrete stairway to the stage and scrambled up the metal ladder set in the wall. Up, up into the darkness high above the audience, to the catwalk used for servicing the spotlights. Swaying in space only a few feet beneath the vaulted ceiling, he had an excellent view of the theater’s main floor. Nearly every seat was filled, and he began scanning the rows, a face at a time, starting at the rear and working his way down. He was only half finished when the house lights began to dim and a Detroit FM jock came on to rev up the crowd and announce LeVoy Tyrone as the opening act. The response was mixed, mild applause from the white punkers who’d come to see Turco and the Turks, an enthusiastic roar from the blacks in the audience, with most of the noise coming from the front row center, a block of seats occupied by Willis Tyrone and what seemed to be a small army of his cronies, most of them gangbangers from the look of them. If Willis hadn’t come looking for trouble, he was definitely ready for it. Ax closed his eyes for a few moments to let them adjust to the dim lighting out front, then began scanning the crowd again.
It was a slow, painful process. Despite the no smoking signs the air was a hazy, heady smog of tobacco and reefer. Axton’s eyes were burning, watering, but still he continued, squinting I into the fog, forcing himself to focus on each face row by row. Nothing. He hestitated now and again, concentrating intently on faces that resembled the man in the photograph, but rejected each one and moved on.
On the stage forty feet below, LeVoy Tyrone, dressed in a retro-styled gleaming white tuxedo, opened the show, cranking out a blistering uptempo set of urban blues and jazz-tinged ghetto soul. His icepick sharp guitar work won over the rockers in the audience and gradually began to unify the crowd and make it his own. He finished to a huge round of applause, did a brief encore, then gave up the stage to Gary Turco and the Turks.
In the rigging overhead, Ax-ton had scanned through two-thirds of the crowd, but when Turco began his set, some of the punkers scrambled out into the aisle and rushed the stage, mobbing up beneath the footlights. Cursing, Ax tried to search the faces directly below. If Pollack was here, the mob near the stage would be perfect cover.
Impossible. Turco was showboating, strutting around the stage, and the crowd was swarming back and forth, aping him, dancing, shouting along with the lyrics, working themselves into a heavy metal frenzy. Ax could only catch momentary glimpses of the faces below. Perhaps between songs... He spotted LeVoy standing in the wings, digging the show, waiting to be called back on for the finish. Then he caught a flash of a uniform at the edge of the crowd. Landau was pushing his way through the mob to the stage, squirming through the bodies like a dinosaur in a tar pit. He gestured frantically at Ax, waving him down.
Ax clambered down the metal ladder to the stage wings just as Landau burst out of the crowd at the stage steps. The security chief was red-faced, exhausted, his uniform a shambles.
“What’s wrong?” Ax yelled over the amplified roar from the stage. “Did you spot him?”
“No,” Landau gasped, “he’s not out here. I remembered where I saw him. The parking lot. He’s working as an attendant. He’s in uniform.”
Ax bulled past him, sprinting down the steps to the dressing room corridor. Deserted. Everyone was up watching the show, and there was no guard on Mojo’s door. Ax hammered on the door. No response.
“Where the hell’s your man?” he yelled at Landau, trying the door. Locked.
“I don’t know. Cornell’s a good man, dammit! He wouldn’t—”
Axton reared back and kicked at the doorlatch, smashing it in, and charged into the shambles of a room. And stopped. Mojo Tyrone had Cory Pollack pinned to the wall, his powerful right hand clamped around Pollack’s throat, his face a carved mask of dark fury, teeth bared, eyes rolled back, his arm quivering like a high tension wire, holding Pollack a full six inches above the floor. Pollack’s face was bluish, his tongue lolling, eyes sightless. Only his boots showed any life, thudding reflexively against the wall.
“Mojo! Let him go!” Ax roared. “You’re killing him!”
No response. Mojo didn’t even look up. Ax grabbed his arm, trying to break him away from Pollack’s throat, couldn’t budge it. It was like wrestling with a tree. Landau seized the old man from behind in a bear hug, pulling him off. Axton caught Pollack’s body as it slumped to the floor.
“He cheated me,” Mojo panted, his chest heaving, “long time ago. Shouldna come back.” He staggered over to his dressing table and slumped against it, exhausted. Axton pressed his fingertips against Pollack’s throat. No pulse.
“Get an ambulance!” he shouted at Landau. The security chief nodded and sprinted out the door. Thunder rolled through the building as Turco finished his set. Axton tilted Pollack’s head back to clear his airway, then pressed his mouth to the dead man’s. He exhaled forcefully, twice, filling Pollack’s lungs. No response. The roar from the stage made it impossible to hear a breath or a heartbeat. Axton’s universe shrunk to the size of Pollack’s face, pinching the dead man’s nostrils, filling his lungs, waiting, then trying again. At some point Mojo stood up, groped through the wreckage, and found his crumpled fedora and his guitar.
“Siddown!” Ax gasped between breaths, “You’re not going any place!”
“They announcin’ me,” Mojo said, swaying unsteadily, “I’m on. Got to go.”
“Dammit!” Ax grabbed at the old man as he staggered past, couldn’t hold him. Then Pollack twitched convulsively and Ax forgot about Mojo, forgot about everything but breathing for Pollack, bringing him back to life. Pollack coughed explosively, then gasped his first breath on his own. Ax sat back, panting as Landau stormed back into the room.
“Ambulance is on the way, cops too,” Landau panted, “still can’t find my man Cornell. Where’s Mojo?”
“I don’t know,” Ax said, “he walked outa here a minute ago headed for the stage.”
“Jesus, that old man’s really somethin’, ain’t he? Took this creep one on one and half killed him. Maybe there’s somethin’ to that voodoo stuff he sings about.”
“Maybe,” Ax nodded, getting to his feet, “but I think I’d better check on him. You keep this piece of garbage here for the medics and the cops.”
As Axton ran down the corridor toward the stage he could hear Gary Turco’s voice booming over the p.a. system, ranting about a seventh son of a seventh son who could deal with the devil and raise the dead.
The stairway up to the wings was blocked by a cluster of stagehands and roadies who’d gathered to catch the last set. Ax caught a glimpse of Mojo’s fedora moving through the mob, but couldn’t get to him. By the time he shouldered his way through the crowd, Mojo was already shuffling out to the center of the stage, dragging his left foot, his battered old guitar clutched under his good arm. The old man was disheveled from his struggle with Pollack, his necktie askew, suit rumpled, the melted mask of his face gleaming with perspiration. Only his eyes seemed alive, energized by the lights and the noise and the smell of the crowd.
Gary gave Mojo a buildup, saying anyone who loved rock’n’roll owed everything to Mojo and bluesmen like him, players who invented it all, then just faded away, squeezed out by the system or broken by the life. His intensity took both Ax and the audience by surprise. Either Gary believed what he was saying or he’d been watching a lot of Sunday morning TV. Still, he didn’t belabor the point. The audience was still wired from the Turks’ heavy metal show, and when he sensed their impatience he cut his sermon, announced Mojo’s first song, and strode offstage into the wings.
“What the hell happened to Mojo?” he snapped at Axton. “I paid six hundred bucks for that suit—”
“He tangled with Pollack backstage, almost killed him. The police are on their way. They’ll want to talk to him.”
“No problem, he’s only doing one number,” Turco said, “he’ll be off in a few...” Gary’s voice trailed off as he glanced back at Mojo. The old man was still standing alone in the center of the stage, staring up into the spotlights, dazed, transfixed. The crowd was growing restless, shuffling their feet, a few scattered catcalls. “My God,” Gary said softly, “he’s frozen. Dammit, that’s all I need—”
But before Turco could move, Mojo seemed to snap out of it.
“HOW Y’ALL DOIN’?” he roared into the microphone, startling the crowd to silence. “I ain’t doin’ so good. I been dead. Lotta years...” He frowned, his voice fading as his train of thought derailed. “Lotta years...” he repeated. He plucked at his guitar strings fitfully, discordant twanks, as though the instrument could help him recall where he was.
Standing at the rear of the stage with the backup band, LeVoy shot Turco a look of sheer panic, then stalked over. “What’s wrong with him?” he hissed. “He’s freakin’ on us. He’ll blow everything.”
“DEAD!” Mojo shouted, “they stuck me away in a — place by myself, no woman, nobody, a dead man for sure. But I fooled y’all. I used my bones, and I called myself back...” He trailed off again, closed his eyes.
In the midst of the restless crowd, a solitary pair of hands began clapping. Willis Tyrone rose, applauding, glaring fiercely about, daring anyone to remain seated. His street gang entourage rose as well, joined prudently by everyone seated near them in an ovation that spread raggedly around the room. Much of the applause was sarcasm, white punkers who were convinced now that the whole thing was a Turco put-on, sending some old wino out to babble.
“Go for it, Pops! Right on, right on!” Mojo nodded and grinned at the crowd, accepting the ovation, drinking it in like a willow in a warm rain.
“Dammit, Gary,” LeVoy said, “they’re laughing at him. This is wrong, man. Now either get him off, or I will.”
“Thank you! I thank y’all!” Mojo swept off his fedora, bowed grandly, lurched and almost fell, a comic turn that brought a roar of approval from the crowd. He straightened slowly, his ebon face gleaming with perspiration in the spotlights. “I’m back,” he growled softly, as if to himself, “I come back from hell to jam one more time.” He tapped his foot slowly and began to pick, his guitar whining softly, like a woman crying in her sleep.
“What’s he doing?” Turco said desperately. “That’s not the song we rehearsed—”
“I think it’s the old intro to ‘Hard Luck Blues’,” LeVoy snapped. “My God, he’s on autopilot. He thinks he’s closing his old set.” LeVoy sprinted back onstage, grabbed his guitar, and whirled to face the band. “Key of E,” he said quietly, “blues changes, hard shuffle. Kick in when he hits the turnaround.” He gave them a silent count, three fingers and a clenched fist. They came in raggedly, but together, tightening up after two bars into a rock solid rhythm. Mojo picked up on it, nodding to the beat, melding with it, and began to cook harder, with more energy, playing like a man in a fever.
Four straight choruses, then five, the tempo gradually increasing, Mojo’s guitar growling fiercely with a familiar jubilation, freed from its cage. The audience didn’t respond at first, baffled by the turnabout. But the old man gradually won them over, blowing them away with his raw energy, his half-crazed passion. Gary Turco strode on stage, picked up his guitar, and joined in, playing rhythm with the band. The music was crude, unpolished, but it was the real thing, steelyard hard, irresistible.
Mojo sang a couple of verses, shouting into the lights, eyes closed, sweat streaming, burning off twenty years of frustration, a lifetime of rage. LeVoy and Gary moved forward, flanking Mojo at the mike, jamming in the background beneath the old man’s voice, dueling, a musical skirmish that broke into open warfare when Mojo came back in on guitar.
Three players, from different eras, different worlds, each playing at top form, forcing the others to raise the level of their games, to cook harder with every chorus or be blown out by the talent of the other two.
The song was pure energy now, art on another plane, transmuted, breathing on its own, a thirty chorus nonstop marathon, full tilt boogie on the edge of chaos. The audience was magnifying the electricity, on their feet, shouting, whistling, absorbing the intensity from the stage, reflecting it back five thousandfold. Twenty minutes thundered past, twenty-five, and then Mojo suddenly shattered the magic.
He quit in the middle of a chorus and stepped away from the mike, halting the backup musicians with a slashing motion across his throat, hammering on his guitar like a judge calling for order.
A moment’s stunned silence, LeVoy, Gary, Mojo, eyeing each other warily, panting, sweat-slick fighters between rounds, the crowd forgotten. Until the audience erupted in an ovation, a foot-stomping, howling roar for an encore. Mojo stood there in the lights, swaying in the noise like a willow in a gale. Then he slowly turned to Gary. “You warm yet, white boy? Show ’em what you got.”
Gary nodded gamely, took a ragged breath, and stepped forward. He began with the signature riff to the song, playing it slowly at first, then increasing the speed, bending it, dancing it all over the guitar neck, blurring it into a cascade of fingertapping heavy metal pyrotechnics. Ax had heard Turco before but never like this. He was playing so far over his head he should have been levitating. The audience responded with a roar of approval when he finished, but Gary didn’t seem to notice. He was watching Mojo. The old man met his stare eye to eye, then shook his head slowly.
“You don’t listen worth a damn, do ya? I told you that first day you usin’ too many notes. You don’t need all them notes, you just need a few, or maybe just one. The right one.”
Mojo struck a single note, a bell tone low on the neck, then turned away from the crowd to face the wall of amplifiers behind him, holding the note, letting it ring, sustaining it, letting feedback from the amps build it into a hum, then a howl. Eyes closed, his dark suit sweat-drenched, the old man slowly raised his battered guitar over his head with his numbed arm, shifting it gently, each movement altering the note, making it soar, swoop, even trill, the guitar singing in its own voice, a virtuoso display of talent and craft. Or magic.
Ax was as transfixed as anyone in the audience, perhaps more so since he understood the technical difficulty of what Mojo was doing. He scarcely noticed when Landau shouldered through the crowd to his side.
“The cops are here. They’ve got Pollack in custody, wanna talk to Mojo.”
“He’s easy to find. He’s onstage takin’ care of business in front of five thousand witnesses.”
“Is he okay?”
“I’d say so. He’s spent the last half hour blowin’ away two guitar heroes young enough to be his grandkids. Why?”
“We found Cornell, the guy I had on Mojo’s door,” Landau said grimly. “He’s dead, stuffed in a broom closet. Pollack knifed him with an ice-pick. I found the shiv in Mojo’s room.”
“God, Jack, that’s hard,” Ax said, “you sure it was—”
“It was Pollack all right. Bastard even has blood on him.”
“Where was the blood?” Ax frowned. “Which hand?”
“Which hand? His right, why?”
“Because Mojo’s numb on his left side,” Ax said slowly.
“But if he’d been stabbed...”
“He might not feel it,” Ax snapped. “He looks okay, but — dammit, I can’t see anything from here. I’ll try the other wing. You catch him if he comes off this way, make sure he’s okay.”
Axton strode slowly to the opposite wing, keeping to the shadows at the rear of the stage, trying to get a closer look at Mojo as he crossed. In the center of the stage Mojo was winding down his one note solo, gradually turning to face the crowd again, lowering his guitar, letting the feedback dwindle away to stone silence that lasted a dozen heartbeats before the stunned audience reacted with a roar of approval that dwarfed the applause Turco’d gotten earlier. Nodding regally, Mojo dismissed the applause with a casual wave, then turned to LeVoy.
“How ’bout you, boy? You got anything left?”
LeVoy shook his head slowly, glowering at his uncle with mock resentment. Then he nodded and mimicked Mojo’s move, raising his guitar over his head. For a moment Ax thought he was going to attempt to match the old man’s feat, but he didn’t. Instead he flipped his guitar up into the lights, caught it by the neck as it fell, and smashed it into kindling on the stage, a three thousand dollar salute to a better player.
A master stroke. The audience erupted again, laughter and cheers mixed into applause that equalled Mojo’s ovation. The old man nudged the wreckage of LeVoy’s guitar with his lamed foot, shaking his head. Then he tossed his battered old guitar to his nephew, turned and limped slowly offstage, waving his fedora to the crowd. The band kicked in, reprising “Hard Luck Blues,” some traveling music for an old warrior.
Axton met Mojo halfway to the wings, taking his arm, offering his shoulder for support. “Are you okay, sir?”
“Jus’ fine, cracker boy, fine as wine. A little tired.”
“You’re entitled,” Ax said, relieved. “Mr. Tyrone, that was the goddamnedest show I’ve ever seen.”
“Yeah,” Mojo nodded, “it was, wadn’t it? LeVoy got me, though, there at the end. Topped my one note, got hisself a big hand with no note at all. Boy’s gonna be somethin’, you watch. You got a drink on you?”
“No, sir, but I believe I can find you one. We have to go backstage now, some people want to talk to you.”
“Sure,” Mojo nodded, leaning against Axton, “anything you say.”
Onstage, Gary and LeVoy closed the set, exchanging riffs but without the earlier competitive intensity. The old man had stolen the show and they both knew it. They got a five minute standing ovation at the finish, and Gary took the opportunity to plug the live album of the show soon to be released on his new label. Still the applause continued.
“Hell, LeVoy,” Turco said, “tell somebody to get Mojo back onstage or we’ll be here all damn night.”
“I’ll get him,” LeVoy grinned, “my pleasure. Give the album another plug, I’ll be right back.” He was halfway to the wings before he realized that his white jacket was a ruin, spattered with blood from the back of Mojo’s guitar.
It was nearly five a m. before the police finished with them. Axton, Linn Harris, and Gary left the theater together, exhausted from the show and the marathon interrogation afterwards. Gary was unlocking the van when the door opened and half dozen street gang hoods clambered out of it, joined by others from the shadows of the parking ramp, ringing them in without a word, blades and chains showing in the dull glow of the overhead fluorescents. Ax didn’t bother reaching for his weapon. Willis Tyrone stepped into the ring, hands thrust deep in his overcoat pockets, his face an ebon mask, eyes dead as ice, unreadable.
“So,” he said quietly, “y’all enjoy the show? Have a good time?”
“Mr. Tyrone,” Ax said, stepping in front of Linn and Gary, “I know you’re hurtin’—”
“You’re damn right I am, Ax, but that’s not why I’m here. This is business. When your white punk boss talked my boy into this, I said anything happened, he’d pay the cost. I just come from the hospital. Mojo’s goin’ down slow, they don’t figure he’ll see the mornin’. So why don’t you and the lady just walk away, Ax. I’ll send a couple men along, make sure you’re safe. Motown’s a hard place late at night. Turco here’s ’bout to find that out.”
“The lady can leave, but not me,” Ax said, “I’m staying.”
“You better understand somethin’, Axton,” Willis snapped, “you got no leverage here, you’re nothin’ to me. You want to buy into what your boss gets, fine—”
“Go on, Ax,” Gary interjected, “take Linnea and split. I’ll be all right. Mr. Tyrone’s been wrong from day one, I’m bettin’ he’s wrong again.”
“What’s that supposed to mean, Turco? What you figure I was wrong about?”
“Everything. For openers you figured I was runnin’ a shuck when I said I could make your boy a star, but after the concert tonight, he’s on his way. LeVoy’s gonna be as hot as Hendrix after Monterey.”
“And what happened to Mojo, that’s just tough, right?”
“You’re damned right it’s tough. But what you did to him was worse. You thought you were doin’ him a favor, taking care of him all these years. If you’d let him be, he would have had to play to stay alive, and that’s what he should have been doin’ all along. You saw how he was on that stage tonight. He was magic! He was where he belonged. And even if he dies for it, it was worth it. He’d tell you so himself.”
“Maybe,” Willis said, “maybe he would. But he can’t tell me, can he? The only one talkin’ now is you, white boy.”
“Yeah, well, that’s just one more thing you’re wrong about. That old man isn’t gonna die. I don’t care what the doctors say, anybody that can play like he did tonight is gonna live forever. You want to take me for a ride, fine. Why don’t we drive back to the hospital, wait for Mojo to wake up in the morning. When he does I’ll tell him he has to shape up because we’ve gotta tour behind our album, a hundred, maybe a hundred and twenty one-nighters in a row. He’s not only gonna make it through the night, he’s gonna be draggin’ himself outa that place in a week. I’ll bet my life on it.”
“Fair enough,” Willis nodded slowly, “I’ll take the bet. We’ll take that ride to the hospital, but I’m warnin’ you up front, if Mojo checks out, you gonna be checkin’ in. I’ll say one thing for you, Turco, you got sand.”
“Oh, I’m scared,” Gary shrugged, “but not of you. You know what scares me, Mr. Tyrone? I been playin’ since I was a kid, and tonight I played better’n I ever have in my life, and that half dead old man still blew me away. If I go on tour with Mojo, you won’t have to do me in, I’ll probably die of embarrassment.”
“Right now, sonny, I’d say embarrassment’s the least of your problems, you know? Let’s go.”
“Why not?” Gary nodded. He flipped Ax and Linnea a mock salute, then walked off with Willis. A half dozen of Willis’s gangbangers closed in behind him, and the group faded into the shadows of the parking ramp as though they’d never been there.
“Will he be all right?” Linnea asked.
“I think so. If Mojo doesn’t make it, Willis might rough Gary up some, which he’s probably got comin’, but if I thought he was in real danger, I’d do something about it. Still, we better get over to the hospital, keep an eye on things. I’ve got to make a delivery anyway.”
“A delivery?”
“The black candle and the bones from Mojo’s dressing room. I think he oughta have ’em when he wakes up.”
“But surely you don’t believe in — all that?”
“Nah, of course not. On the other hand, after seein’ the show that old man put on tonight, I think I’ll get some mojo bones of my own, just to be on the safe side.”
“You know, Mister Axton, with that face of yours, it’s hard to tell when you’re kidding.”
“Yes, ma’am, I expect it is. Maybe you just need more practice. And call me Ax. Everybody does.”
And Down She Lay
by Jeffry Scott
In dour moments his face resembled a section of cliff with frozen water trapped in a couple of crannies, reflecting an unpromising sky — those were the eyes. Nobody had ever accused Detective-Sergeant Dick Flinders of being an impressionable man.
Yet he liked Mary Taylor a lot, from the instant of meeting her, and eventually — on his side, at least — it went far beyond that. Secretly, Flinders thought her beautiful, though Mrs. Taylor was no great beauty.
She had the face of a Renaissance madonna, twenty years on, more than a touch overweight, who had lived through some hard times. She was a no-nonsense woman who generally wore flat shoes, crumpled pants and sweater, and a camelcloth coat with a faintly mangy air because its raised seams showed threadbare places. At the same time, Mary Taylor managed to be intensely feminine.
Operation Nail ran for months, so Flinders and Detective-Sergeant Taylor spent a total of days together.
From time to time a criminal gets target status, to be watched around the clock, his life analyzed in finest detail, every human contact logged and checked out, so that a picture of his activities can be built up. The subject of Operation Nail presented extra problems because he had one or more bent coppers on his payroll for the sole purpose of warning him about such interest. The special force recruited for Nail, therefore, was gathered by stealth and assembled under subterfuge, from all over the Metropolitan Police area.
Dick Flinders, for instance, left Rosetta Street nick on extended sick leave. As usual, he said nothing about it, but somebody left a confidential letter on the wrong desk, and it soon became public knowledge that a patch had been discovered on his lung; he was going to stay with relatives at the seaside and wouldn’t be back for a long time. Mary Taylor was sent to a pilot course in social studies at a Midlands university, and so it went for the thirty or more members of the team.
You can do a lot of talking while watching. Dick Flinders, of course, was more of a listener. And that was a rainy summer, even for England. Afterwards, Flinders’ mental pictures of Mary were of sitting with her in a string of drab cars and anonymous pickups and light trucks, with worm and amoeba patterns of rain on the window behind her profile.
She was a great one for poetry, the older, unfashionable kind that rhymes and scans. She could recite more than Flinders had ever bothered to read, and Tennyson was her favorite. Mary reeled off even the longer poems with only occasional pauses, as if telling a story. He never minded when she repeated them, and the couplets, drawing extra potency from their speaker, sank into his subconscious, ripe for retrieval.
And she talked about her youth, the sky-wide fields of Wiltshire where tractors work in threes and fours and racehorses exercise on the emerald, frozen waves of downland hills. The recollections stopped around her twentieth birthday.
Flinders gathered or guessed that her marriage, while enduring — she wasn’t the kind to break a contract — wasn’t a success.
Naturally, they also talked shop by the hour. At the time of Operation Nail, a detective-constable had been murdered at Roth-erhithe. He was a man with a heavy caseload and an even heavier list of enemies, so there were many suspects.
“I’d always leave a clue,” said Mary Taylor.
“Chances are it would be a fine thing. Ted Perry had other things on his mind, poor sod. They ran him down with a five-ton truck, luv — there wasn’t time for a dying deposition.”
She shook her head. “There’s ways, Dick. I bet I’d find one.” Mary could be very certain about professional matters, or pigheaded, if you wanted to be unkind.
There was a big celebration when Operation Nail, having run like clockwork, delivered like a fruit machine. Detective-Sergeant Flinders, impassive as ever, was probably the only officer involved who felt sad.
He and Mary slipped away from the pub after the third hour of euphoria. Inspector Flaxman, who was that sort, was showing people an Operation Nail tie he had designed. Superintendent Jelliffe, primmest and stuffiest of coppers, was wearing a lampshade.
“I’ll run you home,” Flinders offered. Mary Taylor lived on the Kent side of London, not many miles beyond Rosetta Street and his lodgings.
She shook her head. “Not a good idea. Well, is it?”
Flinders found a kind of eloquence. “Probably be years before we get together again. I think the world of you, gel. Your circumstances may change; mine won’t, there aren’t any. So if you ever want to get in touch, you know where I am.”
“You’re a gentleman, Dick.”
“Oh-aye, one of nature’s,” he scoffed, glad to lighten the atmosphere.
Mary Taylor always said what she meant, and took mild exception when others fell short of that. “Just a gentleman.” Her stubby, worn, and capable hand, a moth in the darkness of the car park, came up and settled on his shoulder and squeezed hard for a moment. “You look after yourself.”
Then she turned up the collar of the disreputable coat, freeing her hair with an abrupt shake of the head that put him in mind of a pony, yanked the belt tighter, and trudged off to the bus stop.
It was the last he saw of her. But two years afterwards he heard about Detective-Sergeant Mary Taylor.
“What exactly is your interest?” Inspector Mockridge returned Flinders’ warrant card and leaned back behind his desk, a man with the deceptive, florid jollity of high blood pressure and a short temper.
“I worked with DS Taylor on a target thing, backalong. And being in the neighborhood anyway, sir, I wanted to know what happened. Maybe I can call on the family.”
“There isn’t one to speak of,” Mockridge countered promptly. “Just Mr. Taylor, and I’ve already seen him. There are procedures for an, um, unhappy matter like this, sergeant. All being taken care of. Mr. Taylor never liked his wife’s career, he’s upset, and he won’t take kindly to a stream of coppers banging at his door.”
The big man waited woodenly.
Inspector Mockridge, spying a corner of newspaper protruding from the trenchcoat pocket, smiled narrowly. “You ought to know better, taking any notice of the papers. Typical media distortion. There’s no mystery about Taylor’s death: she was spring cleaning and fell off a chair, broke her neck.”
Mockridge’s smile grew a fraction malicious. “Not the domesticated type, DS Taylor — didn’t like women’s work.”
“Thanks, sir. I’ll be on my way, then.” But Detective-Sergeant Flinders did not travel far.
“Oh, you’re in order, Dick.” Sergeant Rollason, bluff, sandy, matter-of-fact, nodded to himself. “One of our lot dies with their boots on, you start thinking the worst.”
Flinders had waited three hours in the Bull & Mouth, sipping light ale at an unvarying rate of a pint every sixty-five minutes, to encounter Rollason. The Bull wasn’t the nearest pub to Caldwell Green police station, just the best. And Dick Flinders had been around for a long time; it wasn’t such a long chance, having served with Cyril Rollason ten years earlier.
Rollason, a raincoat over his uniform, lit a cigarette. “Mary wasn’t that popular, she didn’t bow and scrape the way some people like. But she was a bloody good copper. I’ll miss her.”
Flinders felt a stab of jealousy at the other man’s easy use of her name, and told himself not to be daft.
Sergeant Rollason’s gaze was steady through the smoke. “What’s all this about, son?”
Flinders spoke to his clasped hands. “There was never any monkey business, Mary wasn’t the kind. But she’s the one I’ll measure all the others against, until I’m in my long box. Pick of the litter, was Mary.”
“Ah,” said Rollason. “Well, amen to that, she
“Everything.”
Rollason took a measured gulp of whisky and ginger wine, smacked his lips, and nodded again. “Fair enough. You know her old man’s a right cupful of cold spit, no use to man nor beast?”
Curling his right hand around a phantom glass, Cyril Rollason agitated it violently. “Too much of that. He’d gone on the spree, Mary went home off late duty, that’d be around half past ten last night. Neighbor saw the lights still on this morning, knocked, peeped in the downstairs window, saw her laid out on the floor, and called us.”
“Mockridge said something about spring cleaning.”
“Cobblers,” Rollason retorted. “Mocky’s got a thing about working women copping out from their rightful destiny of being unpaid bloody servants, that’s all.” Dick Flinders remembered that Rollason’s wife, to her husband’s ungrudging pride, was a doctor.
“No, she was tired,” the uniformed man said harshly. “Probably steaming mad as well, with her old man off drinking and whoring as per usual. The light bulb had burnt out, in the front room. A chair was lying on its side — the linoleum floor’s pretty slippery.
“Poor Mary got up on a chair, people will do it, to change the bulb, and over she went. If you stop to think how dangerous a house is, you’d take to living in tents.”
“He
“Yeah,” Rollason grimaced. “Mocky Mockridge found our Mr. Taylor at a house three streets away, later this morning. In bed with a bird who’d mislaid her own husband. Her mother says Taylor and the woman rolled in, legless with drink, about half past nine, and never stirred from the bed where Mocky found ’em. Ain’t romance wonderful?”
“Just an accident, then,” Flinders observed stonily.
“Looks that way. What am I saying? It was.”
“Maybe. What was Mary working on?”
Rollason, about to finish his drink, replaced the tumbler with finicky care. “Hold very hard now, son.”
Flinders shook his head. “Just for talking’s sake, what was she up to in the last couple of weeks?”
Sergeant Rollason started to say something, changed his mind, drummed his fingers on the table. “How would I know? Wooden-tops, the CID calls us, Noddy-cops, figures of fun. They don’t confide is what I’m saying.”
Then he did have the drink. “All right, I could find out.” Eerily, Sergeant Rollason echoed Mary Taylor: “Not a good idea, though. You’re way off your patch, in every sense of the word. And Mocky’s a stickler for the book, he’ll have your courting-tackle for a paperweight if he catches you trying to interfere.”
Flinders nodded. “I’ll ring you at home, first thing tomorrow. Best time to snoop around a nick, when the shifts have just changed.”
Rollason sighed heavily. “Anything else?”
“Of course. Give my best to Helen. And tell me who’s the pathologist.”
“Professor Craigie, remember him?”
“You’re joking. What’s more, he’ll remember me. I got his car back for him once, on the quiet. It’d been nicked outside the wrong block of flats, if you get my drift.”
Liam Craigie, called out from a bridge session at his West End club, didn’t ask what Flinders’ interest was. A man with a long memory for favors, he simply passed on information.
“If it’s any consolation, Richard, your friend didn’t suffer long, if at all. She did not die at once, but she would have been unconscious or feeling no pain, throughout. The crucial event occurred and was over in a split second.”
“Good. Least she deserved. And it was an accident?”
Some Scots speak the purest English in the British Isles, as measured as their minds. Professor Craigie sounded old-maidish. “I’m a... technician who, by the very nature of my calling, must eschew certainties. Accidental death? Very probably; there’s hardly any reason to think otherwise.”
Dick Flinders pounced on the qualification. “Where does ‘hardly any’ come in, prof?”
Craigie, seeing friends arriving, drew the policeman into a corner of the draughtboard-tiled foyer where a telephone box carpentered in the early 1900’s cast a pool of gloom for confidential talk.
“There were no injuries inconsistent with a fall — just the one massive injury, in fact. But there was one worrying little abrasion.”
The pathologist clenched his right hand and tapped the edge of it with a bony left forefinger. “Just there, below the fourth, smallest finger. A cut inflicted immediately prior to death.”
“Defense wound?”
Craigie pursed his lips. “No, no. Just the one minor nick. Some domestic mishap. Rather supporting the presumption of a woman who was tired and careless, accident prone, to use jargon. Except that it was in an odd position: as if she used the side of her hand like a hammer. Not on bone or tissue, and not in a conventional punch, else the knuckles would have been the affected area. D’you follow?”
Dick Flinders tried to visualize that small, cryptic cut. “A karate chop, edge of her hand?”
Professor Craigie was definite. “No, the abrasion’s trifling but it extends from the edge of the palm onto the side of the little finger. Ergo, that finger was curled — with the rest, most likely. Extend three fingers stiffly while curling the smallest and you’ll understand: it’s a strain, not natural.”
John Taylor had the indefinably sodden looking, drowned-strawberry nose of the dedicated toper, and spectacularly bloodshot eyes. They squeezed shut and he groaned at the assault of light at seven thirty A M. “What’s your game?” he croaked belatedly, for Dick Flinders was across the threshold by then.
“Hide and seek. Listen, sunshine, I’m in a hurry and I don’t want trouble — neither do you. This won’t take long.”
Flinders opened the door to the right of the pinched hall. “This where it happened?” It had to be: dark linoleum, straight-backed chairs, a central hanging light with the bulb showing blackened and dead.
“What if it is? You one of them reporters?”
“Maybe.” Flinders turned slowly, like a gun turret on a battleship, examining everything. A seldom-used room in a loveless house. Framed photographs over the fireplace — wedding group, an elderly couple outside a farmhouse, a far younger John Taylor smirking and in uniform as a National Service private in the Catering Corps.
Flinders’ arm came up in one piece, like a railway signal. A large oval of unfaded wallpaper.
“Who took the picture down?”
“Mirror, not picture, Mr. Know-all,” Taylor replied sulkily. “She broke it. She might have been a woman copper, ordering folk around and stirring up trouble, but she was a dead loss around the house.
“Rotten temper, too. Lash out, she would, when she was in the mood. Between being clumsy, and wanton bloody destruction...”
Dick Flinders counted back from ten, silently. “She broke it... the night it happened?”
Puzzled by the big fellow’s interest, Taylor closed his eyes and lounged against the door frame. “Yes, it was all right in the afternoon, I used it to straighten my tie. First thing I spotted; well, the main thing was Mary snuffing it, goes without saying.” The grieving widower sniggered and wagged his head.
Flinders went out through a kitchen already smelly, sink piled with dirty crocks, to the back doorstep. The mirror was propped beside the dustbin, its heavy chain starting to rust from drizzle and dew.
Its wooden backing had stopped its breaking outright, but the egg-shaped glass was cracked down the middle. Flinders curled his fingers and swung his hand against the silvery surface, gingerly. He felt the dangerous kiss of the razor edge where one half of the glass was higher at the fracture line.
Mary Taylor had used her hand like a hammer, Professor Craigie believed.
“Seven years bad luck,” Taylor jeered from the back doorstep. “Who are you, anyway?”
Flinders brushed past him without answering. Taylor was shouting by the time he was in the hall, but the slammed front door cut it off.
“Two weeks’ leave, just like that.” Inspector Tuckey wagged his head wonderingly. “And here’s me boosting you up all these years as the steadiest bloke between Rosetta Street and the North Pole.”
Detective-Sergeant Flinders rubbed his nose. “Male menopause,” he suggested helpfully.
“Don’t get saucy as well as awkward. All right then, seeing as it’s you. And watch your step.”
Flinders blinked at him. Either Cyril Rollason had been indiscreet and set the grapevine quivering, or Tuckey, a master of the art, was firing shots at random.
“I always do, Skip. And thanks.”
Flinders put the scribbled notes away as Miss Angel came to the public library counter. He’d been studying them all morning.
Detective-Sergeant Mary Taylor had been involved in many other matters, of course. Police work, as the instructors din into recruits and probationers, is teamwork. It had taken Sergeant Rollason more than ten minutes just to dictate the relevant names and add thumbnail dossiers.
But those three, said Rollason — and Flinders agreed — were “the live ones.” Endaby, the fence, had a violent record and an understandable aversion, after much experience, to prison. Gladys Gray was on speed and might have reacted strongly to attempted arrest. Trench was the least likely, on the face of it, but with so much money and ruin involved could not be counted out.
“Hang on,” Rollason sighed, his roster completed. “Helen wants a word. Words, more like.”
Helen Rollason said in a rush, “I don’t care if you do hang up on me, Dickie Flinders! Mary
“I’m not an insensitive fool, I know what I’m saying. Bereavement has messed up the heads of far more stoical and brainy guys than you, luv.”
An anxious silence at Helen’s end of the line. Then Flinders said: “I wouldn’t hang up on you. You’re in order, dear, but I know what I’m talking about, too. Not to worry, we’ll all meet up and have one of our curry festivals when this thing’s sorted.”
Walking to the library, Flinders had wondered at himself. He didn’t hold with ghosts, ESP, premonitions, and the like. Sentimentality irked him like silver foil on an exposed dental nerve.
Yet the night Mary Taylor died, he had been swept by a sense of desolation and worry that shook him. Depression can be a clinical condition as well as a passing fit of the blues, and Flinders had feared he was experiencing its onset.
The news about Mary had explained that feeling. Somehow, he could discount any idea of the supernatural and still be sure, without the least factual foundation, that she had been killed and he had to do something about it.
Miss Angel’s tart speech hauled him back to the present. “Escaping from the rain, or looking for an ethnic minority member to oppress?” She had suspiciously emphatic black hair, snapping blue eyes, and an abiding disapproval of the police, who, she had often explained to Detective-Sergeant Flinders, were minions of the boss class and mercenaries of anti-life, neocolonial interests. Despite this, they were firm friends.
Flinders said humbly, “I need help. There’s a poem about a broken mirror, and that’s all I know.”
Miss Angel scratched her head, like a very poor actress signaling puzzlement to an audience seated perhaps a hundred yards away. “Goodness!
“I don’t know the title.”
She curled her upper lip. “What a moron. That’s the idea of the book, dear boy. The index has key words. Listed alphabetically, that means M-for-mirror will be a long way past A-for-apple.”
He was turning away when she made his scalp tingle. “The mirror crack’d from side to side,” Miss Angel announced. Startled by his blazing glance, she added lamely, “Well, it’s only an Agatha Christie whodunit. I never read them; too class-conscious, and I detest violence.”
“That wasn’t it. This was a poem.”
He found what he wanted in the seventh item on page 354 of the dictionary, one of a score or more devoted to extracts from Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809–1892).
Reading “The Lady of Shalott,” Flinders found his eyes blurring and he had to stop, blowing his nose and clearing his throat sternly. Mary Taylor’s chanting with its warm Wessex drawl resurfacing as she slipped back towards childhood days in something remembered from them was so clear in his head that the ache of her passing was all the harder to take.
Soon the grief was backed by disappointment. The dictionary gave large sections, but he hunted up a battered, stale-smelling
None of it made any sense. Flinders slammed the book shut, making several readers jump at the pistol shot.
To hell with Camelot, he decided savagely. Mary Taylor had died at far-from-idyllic Caldwell Green, and that was where he must search.
Dick Flinders, leaning against a lamppost, told himself that Mary must have stood at this spot, trod this same sidewalk, only a few days ago.
Suddenly he yearned for her to come walking around the corner, head down, cuffs of the shabby blue pants swirling. Just so that he could tell her... what? Nothing to do with his feelings, or not directly. Just to be careful.
Detective-Sergeant Taylor had been ambitious, and believed — rightly, as it happened — that a common police trick of borrowing lower colleagues’ brainwork and passing it off as your own was sharpened in her case by sexual discrimination. So she tended to hoard insights and discoveries until an ironclad conclusion could be presented, firmly attributable to herself and delivered in front of several senior figures. Preferably ones who disliked each other and would be ruthless over demolishing a rival’s false claims.
Flinders had seen minor instances of her technique during Operation Nail. She hadn’t changed, and very likely it had been the death of her.
Shaking off the sterile reverie, Flinders stared across the road. Roger Endaby’s yard was rather well camouflaged, shoehorned into an unexpected gap in a row of small, Edwardian-era row houses. The policeman guessed that one of them had been demolished by bombing in the 1940’s blitz, and never rebuilt. London is pitted with such tiny and generally squalid sites in places where they shouldn’t be.
There was no sign on the blistered door set in an extra-tall, uninformative fence. Walking to the end of the row, turning right and immediately right again, Flinders made his way to the rear of Endaby’s secretive little property. Again the fence, with two strands of barbed wire topping it for good measure.
Over the way was a small block of concrete garages in a sawtooth formation offering good cover after dark. Wandering along them, Flinders came across a niche strewn with toffee papers and the trodden-out corpses of Gauloise cigarettes smoked for only the initial inch or so.
Mary had waited and watched from here, and not just the once.
Dick Flinders turned away abruptly, returning to the Consort Street side of Endaby’s yard. Peering through the crack between the gate and fence, he saw tea chests apparently full of scraps of copper and lead piping, cartons of empty jars, several old pedal-bikes. A garden shed at the far end must be where Roger Endaby made his deals and kept his accounts, if any.
There was a white car off to one side, only partly visible. Covered in a plastic sheet, but not completely. He could see the number plate of a vehicle registered new, in the past two months, and was able to identify a Mercedes costing enough to pay the yard’s annual rent several times over.
“There’s a funny motor for a poor but honest rag-and-bone man,” Flinders mumbled. He moved to the other side of the solid gate, in case the crack was wider at the hinges.
“He’s not around.”
Flinders looked about, without reward until the voice came again. “The one above sees all.” The young man in dark pants and white shirt with rolled sleeves was perched in the bay window of the row house next to Endaby’s yard. He had a snub nose, a friendly grin, and was eating toast and butter and honey. Pop music floated out from behind him.
“Rog went off to Derby last night,” the youngster explained. “Anyway that’s what he told me — so he’s probably in Cornwall. He’s a terrible old crook, is Rog.”
Flinders spread his hands and returned the grin. “That’s what I heard. But I need him pretty urgently,” he lied.
“Come on up a minute, the door’s open, I’m in the top flat.” The young man pulled his head inside.
“Quite a place you’ve got here,” said Flinders, having shaken hands with the tenant, Dennis Webb. He wasn’t flattering a probable source of information; the flat was surprisingly luxurious compared to the modest exterior of the street. Waxed boards with good rugs, some expensive paintings — expensive looking anyway, though they must be reproductions — and half a wall of stereo equipment.
Dennis Webb made the usual English incoherent noise for acknowledging a compliment. “Well, these places are dirt cheap, no parking space with ’em. Doesn’t matter because I’m not here long enough to need a car, and when I do, I can always hire one.”
He jerked a thumb at a cluster of dolls on the mantelpiece, mostly in outlandish costumes. “I’m with Allworld Airlines, I bring one of those back for every new country we get to. As for the rest, my family’s motto is, ‘I can get it for you wholesale...’ and I hold them to it.”
Webb shrugged meaninglessly and bounded out to the kitchen. “Coffee?” he said.
Flinders wondered what had brought on the hospitality. Young Dennis might be gay, of course, but Flinders didn’t believe so; even less did he believe in his own power as a charmer.
Returning with two steaming mugs, Dennis Webb explained the trivial riddle. “You mustn’t take it seriously, what I was saying about Rog. Just my fun. He’s a good bloke.” Webb giggled helplessly. “Except, of course, for being a miserable sod with the devil of a temper. So if you’re a mate of his, forget anything I blurted out to the contrary.”
Drifting to the bay window, Flinders said, “I’ve never clapped eyes on him. Matter of fact, he owes me money, through a third party.” As he had hoped, there was a much better view of the yard.
“Don’t hold your breath waiting for it,” Webb advised cheerfully. Slurping coffee, he chattered on. “I’m not a pilot or anything, mind. Except when I’m trying to pull birds. Steward, what the Yanks call a flight attendant. Bit of a come-down, really.”
Obviously he was referring to a medley of photographs encased in a transparent plastic block at Flinders’ elbow. Also obviously, Dennis Webb was fond of and impressed by Dennis Webb. All the pictures were of him, variously dressed in swimming trunks, football kit, a white pajama-like outfit, track suit, or Air Training Corps uniform, and invariably flourishing a trophy cup or shield.
“Interesting job,” Flinders commented abstractedly. He was trying to make out what kind of lock secured Roger Endaby’s office-shack.
Young Webb was a shade patronizing. “It’s all right until I get rid of the flying and travel bug at Allworld’s expense. But the prospects aren’t good if you’re like me and flunked pilot training.”
Neatly he snared the policeman’s empty mug — the coffee had been excellent — and took it with the other to the kitchen. “Like I said, I’m only here off and on... but d’you want me to give Rog a message if I see him?” he called.
Evidently Dennis Webb’s hospitable impulse was withering rapidly, now that he’d offset his blunder in slandering Endaby. Flinders took the hint.
“Ta for the coffee, Dennis. Yes, say Bill Tilden of Dagenham is after him. Tilden Plant Hire, that’ll ring a bell.” Which was unlikely, since he’d invented name, home town, and business on the spur of the moment.
Dick Flinders woke up in the middle of the night. His temple ached slightly, but he wasn’t sure whether that had roused him. Gladys Gray’s pimp had taken violent exception to even discreet inquiries about the missing prostitute’s location; Flinders had slipped the punch without quite escaping it, and had nearly broken his left hand returning the blow with interest.
He switched on the light, opening the Tennyson anthology he’d found in a secondhand bookshop.
Reading and marveling over “The Lady of Shalott,” abruptly he knew that Mary Taylor had been clever and brave and in the oddest way, lucky. Or perhaps providence had decreed that the message she needed to have matched the words of a poet dead for nearly a century. Brave above all though, he thought, eyelids stinging. For she must have made the connection within moments of death darting at her, lethal hand cocked for that single blow...
The odds against anyone’s understanding her symbol were enormous, but Mary wouldn’t have cared. She had said she would leave a clue and had kept her promise.
There was no hurry now, and his man was out of town, anyway. Flinders spent a scholarly day checking records of births and deaths. He took a long train journey, returning with a revolver and six rounds of ammunition, bought from a man who’d spent years under the illusion that Flinders didn’t know about him.
Eventually it was time, and he drove out to Heathrow. The quarry he picked up there took a taxi for the first few miles before alighting, strolling down a side street where parking was not restricted, and getting into a shiny new Mercedes. He drove straight to Roger Endaby’s place of business, unlocked the gate, and maneuvered the Merc through.
Flinders, having passed him at Chiswick, sprinted across Consort Street and was inside the yard almost as soon as the driver got out.
Dennis Webb gasped as the muzzle of the .38 found a snug home against his neck. But staring at Flinders, he didn’t ask what this was all about.
All there in the poem, and whether you spelt it with one or two b’s, it sounded the same. The Webb whom Mary Taylor had indicted even flew wide, floating in DC-10’s round the world.
It was fanciful and outrageous, too great a leap and too fragile a bridge of reasoning — Dick Flinders considered — only if one was willing to believe that Mary Taylor had smashed the mirror for no reason at all.
And there was more, as soon as the poem meshed with his mind. Dennis Webb, so full of himself, yet anxious to play down his possessions. He had no family who got things at wholesale rates; he was an only child and his parents, never well off, were long since dead.
Then there was the flat with no parking space, and the Merc kept next door. Not Roger Endaby’s, for he had been away on business, in his own, far more modest, personal transport. The vehicle registry computer at Swansea in Wales had identified Dennis Webb as the Mercedes’ owner.
Webb, so eager to learn more about anyone snooping near the yard next door — and his car — guilt would persuade him. Dennis Webb, the all-around athlete who had won a prize for judo...
A fairly low-paid, professional traveler with too high a lifestyle had to have a racket. Smuggling, no doubt. Put the same person near a suddenly-dead detective, and you were looking at a viable suspect.
“How’d she rumble you, Dennis?”
Webb laughed shakily and planted his palms on the side of the car. “She never did. It was me shooting my mouth off, stupid bastard.”
He sniffed childishly. “Oh, I can make money but my luck’s always been bloody rotten.”
Flinders came close to killing him then. The self pity was enraging.
Webb’s hands squeaked faintly on the metal. He pulled himself together. “She was hanging around too often. I did this long haul, stopover in Sydney, Australia, and she was still here when I got back.
“So I chatted her, like I did you. We even had a drink at that pub on the corner. She slung me a load of bull about her daughter being pregnant; reckoned she was trying to trace the bloke and he worked round here.
“Well, I followed her, she went to Caldwell Green nick. It was killing me. Anyway, I followed her back home that night, went in. Trying to talk a deal, cut her in if it wasn’t too late, if she kept her trap shut.”
His expression turned bitter. “She let me hang myself, then she said she’d been after Rog Endaby all the time, but I’d do for a bonus.
“I went for her, she ran, must’ve been crazy with fear. Broke the mirror on the wall for no reason. I clobbered her, made it look like an accident.”
Flinders exhaled slowly. “What’ve you been running in on those flights of yours?”
“Coke. Not much, not often, but you don’t have to and you still make a bomb. None this time — once bitten, twice shy.” Webb shivered again and added, with little hope, “Listen, we could go partners.”
“Maybe. Who d’you sell to?”
“Two or three blokes. I told you, I don’t bring that much. If you want the main man, there isn’t one.” Webb’s truthfulness was plain. “I just go round the clubs, two or three times a year.”
Flinders stepped back a pace. “That’s it, then.” The pistol came up. Just as he realized that he wasn’t going to squeeze the trigger, Dennis Webb screamed and flung himself sideways and dashed out of the yard.
Brakes yowled in agony, there was a hideous sound of impact and dragging. Dick Flinders put the revolver in his pocket and walked to the gate without showing himself. A truck was slewed across Consort Street at an angle, fender and grille damaged, windshield milky and collapsing onto the hood in countless grains. Dennis Webb’s body was in the gutter nearby. He wasn’t bleeding much. His head was against the curb at an impossible angle, suggesting that the neck was snapped.
“Was it worth it?” Inspector Tuckey asked sourly when Detective Sergeant Flinders returned to duty, some days later. “The leave, was it all right?”
Flinders was expressionless. “I suppose I’ve had worse,” he said.
Change
by Stephen Wasylyk
The man sprawled on the motel room bed had one of those softly rounded faces that never seem to age until they collapse one day into pouched eyes and sagging jowls, thin brown hair well on its way to disappearing completely. The trousers of the charcoal pinstripe were thrown on the chair over the neatly draped coat, leaving him in an open-collared white shirt with wine-colored tie pulled loose, white shorts, black silk socks, and black shoes.
The hole in the tie, centered like an obsidian tie tack, didn’t match up with the one in the bloodstained shirt.
Not long ago, Hoke Beckett would have stood there burning every detail into his memory banks. Now Nicholson took care of that with his video camera. And better. On tape, the room would remain forever exactly the way it was, every detail fresh whenever he wanted to look at it — in color, from every angle, panoramic and zoomed in and never blurred or distorted by what he might see afterward.
In the new-look Meridian County, that could be anything — so much of anything that it now took twelve detectives to chase it all down while he sat at a desk behind a door lettered CAPTAIN, shuffling papers like the bureaucrats in the county offices above him and giving advice, neither of which he felt born to do.
He stepped out of the room and unleashed Nicholson with a wave. Where once the forensic genius had done everything himself while happily humming Bach, even he had been forced to acquire assistants.
That Lincolnesque figure hesitated only long enough to glare at two of them as they started to follow. He, like Beckett, would have his five minutes alone with the corpse and remember slower, happier days.
Spocker, saved from being mistaken for a balding, gray-suited, slightly overweight businessman by the gold lieutenant’s badge clipped to his breast pocket, held up a blue-bordered plastic I.D. card.
“Nothing in his pockets except this, Hoke.”
The man was younger in the photo. His name was Cyrus Nelson. The company logo was a large
“Meridian Technology. Three miles down the road,” said Spocker. “Can’t figure if it was overlooked or left behind so that we could identify him. Not that we needed it. We have his car.” He motioned toward a late-model dark blue Olds Cutlass. “Since he worked for MT, he lived around here, so why did he check into a motel room at ten in the morning as Peter Cornwall of New York?”
Punctuated now and then by the deafening roar of a straining semi, the rubbery whir of the cars passing on the highway was unending, high midday sun flashing from sloped rear windows as they entered a slight curve beyond the one story motel. It was one of a low budget, no frills chain which had no intention of competing with the towering Holiday Inn next door, catering instead to touring families stretching dollars and a host of sales reps making calls on the high tech firms in the new industrial parks in the area, a place to freshen up when they arrived and make phone calls from at the end of the day, and an opportunity to pad expense accounts.
“Who are you giving this to?” asked Beckett looking around.
Spocker seemed a little angry. “I’m taking this myself.”
Understandable, thought Beckett. No matter how well it was explained away, the story would always leave one thought with a great many hearers: Undressed, wasn’t he? Hah. Who do
“People are in and out of this place like K-Mart during a sale,” said Spocker, “so I’m leaving Gina Dalmaccio here to make sure we don’t miss anyone while she checks out tag numbers—”
Beckett lifted a hand. “Tell me later. Tolley and I have a council budget meeting in half an hour.”
At two in the morning, the Municipal Building would have been a leisurely fifteen minutes away. At this hour, only the rotating light on his car roof would get him past the traffic piled up at each intersection in time. One day, he thought, we’re going to have a traffic jam that will spawn a hundred thousand T-shirts lettered “I survived the Great Meridian County Gridlock.”
Tolley was now called Chief of County Police Services. For a change, he was presenting his case to the county commissioners without raising his voice, getting red in the face, or waving his arms too much. His hair was grayer, his eyebrows shaggier, and he always ended his conversations with Beckett with, “One more year, Hoke, and I’m gone.”
The politicians had chortled as they considered the expanded tax base, but they’d ignored the costs — jammed roads and thinned-out services as the lush farm fields became asphalt plots and meadows sprouted condominiums and houses for the people who worked in the buildings on the asphalt plots, all constructed of dark brown brick with tinted windows in a conspiracy of bad taste and speedy construction that extended to the shopping malls. Enormous, undistinguished, windowless piles of brick plopped down in the center of enormous parking areas studded with grass islands where only weeds grew and saplings fell victim to teenage expressionism — yet none of it as bad as the businesses like the motels, restaurants, and car dealerships lining the highways.
Meridian County, once green and peaceful, was now a great deal less green, and peaceful no longer. Many of the birds were gone, along with the small animals — and a growing number of the large ones called humans who had originally moved here to escape what was now engulfing them. Like Crystal Carpenter, the retired diva, who had watched as bulldozers flattened the hilltop across the small valley.
Tolley had told the council again and again that the police in the small townships and boroughs were overwhelmed, because those birds and trees and wildflowers and small animals didn’t commit crimes — if you discounted moles destroying lawns and raccoons having a midnight ball with trash, neither of which were covered by the criminal code — and the county had to face up to its new responsibilities.
The politicians always pointed to last year’s statistics and said it really wasn’t all that bad now, was it. To be a politician, Beckett thought, you had to be born looking backward.
But the urbanization of Meridian County hadn’t driven Beckett to the sixteen hour days and sleeping in the office again. That had taken the departure of Toni Ewing — moving, oddly enough, away from peace and quiet to New York, teaching piano now at Juilliard instead of in her living room in the small house down the road from the diva’s estate.
Adding the largest stone of all to the pack on Beckett’s back. The one that had his knees quivering.
Tolley was finishing, about to turn it over to Beckett.
He considered beginning his presentation with, “Now listen, you stupid bastards—” but that just might be unwise. As far as he knew, they were all legitimate.
As the courthouse clock solemnly bonged the end of the working day, Spocker slumped in the chair in Beckett’s office looking like a glassy-eyed victim of too many Chamber of Commerce committee meetings.
“Nelson was vice-president-comptroller at MT. His wife said he left for work as usual, even though he’d been up half the night. He was in his office when his secretary, Miriam Abernathy, arrived at eight thirty. At nine thirty he left, carrying his briefcase — not an attaché, one of those big heavy ones. He didn’t say where he was going. She reminded him he had a company meeting at eleven.”
“So he checked into a motel a half hour later,” said Beckett. “Supposedly for a little relief from strain and tension.”
“Sure. For that he needed the briefcase. Even if that scenario had been handled better, few people at MT would have bought it. They’d seen how he reacted to the short, tight skirts waggling around the office. Never a flicker of interest. To him, a computer printout was more exciting. When he didn’t make the meeting, his secretary’s first thought was automobile accident. Dougherty, on the desk, took her call, but he had no way of knowing, of course, that the dead man in the motel was the one she was looking for.”
They sat silent for a few minutes.
“Something bothering you?” asked Beckett.
“The wife. Held up only long enough for a few questions. Luckily, I talked to the woman next door first and took her with me. The house is set well back, Hoke, but I could still hear her screaming when I reached the street. Not the first time, I know, but it always leaves you feeling you could have handled it better.”
“Anything from Gina?”
“No one noticed anything unusual. I’m not surprised. The men all talk, look, and dress alike, drive the same type car. The women too. Right down to what they wear when they jog before breakfast. To stand out, you’d have to wear a loincloth and have hair to your knees. You know what I mean.”
There had always been some sort of mold for people in a given occupation, but during the last few years, whatever little touches of individuality there once were had all but disappeared.
“That tells you something, anyway. No one heard the shot?”
“The slug is from a .32. Nicholson hasn’t identified the piece yet. No casing in the room, so the odds say it was a revolver. Wasn’t too loud, and if it was fired as a semi went by— The room on one side was empty. The family from Ohio who had the other were out to breakfast.”
“So Gina’s day produced nothing.”
Spocker grinned. “Not exactly. She has so many dinner invitations, she can eat free until Christmas.”
Beckett punched the extension number of Nicholson’s basement lab.
“Anything?” he asked.
“A hole in the man’s tie and shirt, created by the same bullet, and powder residue on his coat lapels.”
In the background, Beckett could hear an organ playing the inevitable Bach, the deep, vibrant notes probably showering dust from the steam pipes.
“If you don’t tell me something I don’t already know, I’m coming down there with the largest, most powerful magnet I can find and pass it over all your tapes.”
“No point in being nasty, Hoke. Were you aware it is impossible to remove a man’s pants without leaving fingerprints on a smooth leather belt? I have what appears to be a partial thumbprint that isn’t his. Not enough to go to the files, and useful only for comparison if you find someone. It is also, I suspect, not feminine. Now leave me alone. I have other things to ponder.”
Beckett told Spocker about the print.
“I still don’t get it,” said Spocker. “We’d have to be stupid not to suspect he was fully dressed when he was killed.”
“Maybe the killer made it up as he went along, one of these people who believe every man goes through life meeting hookers in motel rooms at all hours of the day and night.” Beckett leaned back in his chair. “I’m more concerned with the briefcase. Why wasn’t it there? Generally they hold nothing of value, are too much trouble to get rid of, and are a link to the killing. Something inside he wanted?”
Spocker rose. “I’ll talk to Miriam Abernathy again. A good secretary is supposed to know what her boss carries in his briefcase along with his lunch.”
Framed by the window, the blue sky called to Beckett, held captive in the office all day. Even a convict gets a turn around the yard.
“Go home to the wife and kids. I’ll talk to her. What kind of woman is she?”
“A nice lady. Couldn’t figure out why any man would divorce her.”
“I’ll take your word for it, but since I’ll be talking to her in her apartment, Gina’s coming, too.”
Gina was tall, more skinny than slim, a few strands of gleaming brown hair falling over her forehead, the rest parted and caught in the back with a barrette. In a blue suit and white blouse, all she needed was an attaché case to look like one of the female reps at the motel. Her face was bony, her nose a little too prominent, her soft brown eyes large and wide, her lips full. Contemplating those eyes and lips across a I small table could make a man forget what was on his plate, thought Beckett, which accounted for the dinner invitations.
Beside him in the car she sat silent, evaluating what the newest detective could or could not say to the captain.
“Go ahead,” he said. “All I can do is drop your evaluation report one notch.”
“Since the department frowns on overtime except in case of disaster, why am I here?”
“You are a female—”
“So I’ve been led to believe, but I’m surprised, captain. You don’t have that kind of reputation.”
“Lone male officers interviewing lone female witnesses in their apartments—”
“Ah. Just a shield against false accusations and litigious lawyers. And here I thought it was me. You don’t know what that does for my ego.”
Beckett grinned. “There is also the matter of vibes. Spocker says she’s a nice lady. So, probably, will I. You may think differently.”
She considered that as he turned into the apartment complex, waiting until he parked.
“Something tells me you don’t need any help at all in reading a woman, captain.”
“The gutters of history are filled with the bodies of men who thought they were good at it.”
Her voice scaled upward.
“Say goodbye to ten points on your evaluation report,” he said.
Miriam Abernathy fitted the mold for executive level secretaries — the right height, the right weight, attractive without being too noticeable; late thirties, probably; radiating competence and good taste reflected in the apartment furniture and furnishings. She wore tight jeans and a loose sweatshirt, gold earrings dangling below the short, when-you-look-good-we-look-good blonde hair.
He couldn’t define or identify it, but something reminded Beckett of Toni Ewing as he sat across from her, Gina half turned toward her on the sofa.
The coffee in the cup was almost gone when he asked:
“Just exactly what does Meridian Technology do, Mrs. Abernathy?”
“We produce a very specialized component which is assembled into certain Air Force radar equipment by our parent company.”
“Any particular reason for the meeting this morning?”
“No. The weekly evaluation of the company’s progress.”
“Nelson plan to bring up anything special?”
She reached for his cup. “I wouldn’t know.”
Beckett sensed evasion and took her wrist. The skin was cold.
“I think you do.”
She didn’t move.
“The man left at nine thirty. He had to be back by eleven. Yet he took his briefcase along.”
“He always took his briefcase when he left the. office.”
“Not
She stared down at the cup.
Gina rose and began pacing up and down behind the sofa.
“I’ll give you one candidate. You.”
Surprised, the woman turned to look up at her.
“Not easy,” said Gina. “You start by pounding a typewriter, and you slip in the specialized college courses at night and learn how to dress, and maybe you catch someone’s eye and you start moving up when he does. Along the way, you see and hear a great many things because of his position, but you’re expected to keep your mouth shut unless you want to go back to the typewriter, which is what you’re sure will happen if you tell us what it was all about. How many years go down the drain along with the nice salary?”
Her voice was a whisper. “Fifteen.”
“You’re sweating, lady. Generally when a boss goes, so does his secretary, but you could be hoping that if you demonstrate loyalty above and beyond the call of duty, someone there will make a place for you. You’re conning yourself into the sack, honey, even though you know that when this quiets down, you’ll be yesterday’s romance.”
Gina paused.
“No,” she said softly. “This is one time you can’t be kicked out of bed with a thank-you-ma’am. It has to be more permanent. Good item for the news... ‘and today, in a bizarre coincidence, Miriam Abernathy, personal secretary to Cyrus Nelson, the executive at Meridian Technology who was found shot to death in a motel room, died in...’ you fill it in. Car accident, suicide, apartment burglary, mugging. A great many things can happen to a woman living alone. Neither of us can afford to forget that.”
The woman’s face was as white as the porcelain coffee cup.
Beckett knew he couldn’t have talked to her like that. Not in that tone, not in that mutual viewpoint of the everyday world, two sisters beneath the skin.
He rose. “Now that we know what to look for, Mrs. Abernathy, we really don’t need you. I suggest you retain an attorney.”
Gina smiled at her. “In case you don’t know what he means, I’ll explain. I’ll be back with a warrant charging you with every damned thing we can think of in connection with Nelson’s killing. I’ll enjoy that. He probably treated you well, and I can’t stand a woman who rolls over in the name of financial security.”
She followed Beckett, turning at the door.
“Just hope I get back to you before the guy who killed your boss.”
She slammed the door.
Beckett led her a few feet down the corridor. “Take it easy. You’re dealing with a frightened woman. Right now you’re young enough to stand up and spit in anyone’s eye, mine included, without giving it a second thought. Twenty years from now, you may still spit, but you’ll think about it first.”
She cocked her head at him. “As I said, you really didn’t need me along. You had it worked out before we got here.”
“Not entirely. If he was killed for what was in the briefcase, she had to know it, so I wondered who she was protecting. It never occurred to me it could be herself.”
“Hurray for me, but it looks as though I screwed the whole thing up.”
He shook his head. “You simply hit her with too much too fast.”
He led her back to the apartment door. “Let’s try again.”
She pressed the bell.
Miriam Abernathy opened the door. Her eyes were red, her cheeks wet.
“I was about to call you,” she said.
They took her in so she could dictate her statement.
Nelson, she said, had waved a fistful of computer printouts at her and told her he’d come up with something that could send someone to jail. She had no idea what he was talking about and still didn’t. She thought he intended to bring it up at the meeting and was surprised when he walked out an hour later. When Spocker told her he’d been shot in the motel room, it never occurred to her he’d been killed for those printouts. After all, the computer could churn those out by the hundreds — until she realized that his set had to show notes he’d made. It finally dawned on her that to avoid an explosion at the meeting, he’d gone to the motel room to meet whoever he’d said could be going to jail to allow him to defend himself or resign in the true tradition of networking executives. But it was all theory. No proof. And since it implied someone at the company was a killer, in addition to somehow being dishonest — well, that was not only an insult to their exemplary executive staff but would surely bring in the FBI and Air Force investigators, and who knew what they’d come up with?
She’d be rocking the boat. Out. And jobs at her level at her age, particularly for boat rockers, were hard to find.
When she’d finished, Gina looked as though she’d swallowed something distasteful, but they couldn’t poke any holes in the story and Beckett asked who had been missing at ten o’clock from the plush, carpeted offices of the executive level.
Andrews, the president. And Gower, the vice-president in charge of production. Both had arrived shortly before eleven.
What she knew wasn’t that dangerous, but given the close relationship between a secretary and the man she worked for, the killer could assume otherwise. A uniformed man would remain outside her apartment all night.
Standing at his window, the office deserted except for Kern, who was catching phone calls, Beckett looked out at the virtually empty streets. The town was no longer the center of activity. That had moved to the malls, where parking was ample and free.
Due largely to Gina, they weren’t doing too badly. She and Spocker would pick it up again in the morning. If whoever killed Nelson was sleeping soundly, the chances were it would be the last time.
The briefcase had yet to make an appearance, but all the trash disposal companies were keeping an eye open as they picked up Dumpsters, and during his three hour stint, a popular local talk show host had urged his audience to do the same.
Beckett’s mind backslid into areas he’d been trying to avoid — like what he and Toni might be doing if she hadn’t left, dredging up memories that would never go away and could only be walked off like one too many shots of scotch. Damned if he’d go that route. He’d been down it after his divorce and before he met Toni and discovered he didn’t really like the taste of liquor, no matter how highly extolled as a panacea for anyone in that position.
As he passed through the office, Kern’s head with its closely cropped black hair lifted. “Finally through for the day, captain?”
“Going for a walk.”
“You’ll get mugged.”
“I hope so,” said Beckett.
Kern stroked a brown jaw and watched him go. Muggers weren’t noted for a high level of intelligence, but one who would try to mug Beckett since Toni had left was not only stupid but had run out of luck. Having been there himself, Kern imagined he could feel Beckett’s pain, left behind like the wake of a ship.
“Gower was sitting in a dentist’s chair,” said Spocker. “Andrews said his wife was away and he’d gotten off to a late start, had some things to do and was concerned only about being in time for the meeting.”
“He’s too dumb to be the man we want,” said Gina.
Spocker grinned. “What she means is we checked at his house. His wife is away all right, but Gina had a heart-to-heart with the housekeeper.”
“When his wife is away, he spends the night at his girlfriend’s apartment,” she said. “Her name is Keri with an i, and any man spending the night with her is bound to get a slow start in the morning. Some may be unable to move until noon.”
“Very humorous,” said Beckett.
“If you were in my shoes, you’d find it discouraging. I don’t doubt the dentist, but I could have trouble with someone named Keri with an i, whose real name is probably Delores. Without that—” She lifted her hands.
“Get a list of Nelson’s friends in the company from Mrs. Abernathy,” said Beckett.
Spocker nodded. “He may have told one of them something.”
“Maybe, but that wasn’t what I had in mind. We assumed it had to be someone on Nelson’s level or above because he met him in that motel room rather than drop a bomb at the meeting. Anyone below him wouldn’t have received so much consideration. Unless—”
“It was a friend,” said Gina. “I can see that.”
When Beckett looked up, they were gone. Four hours’ sleep last night. Five the night before. Yet his mind still functioned. He wondered if the police department in a small town somewhere could use a former captain of detectives who didn’t need sleep.
Finding him settled back in his chair, eyes closed, not hearing them enter the office, wasn’t new to Spocker. Neither were the pouched eyes, stubbled face, open collar, and loose tie. This was classic BBT — Beckett Before Toni. She’d gently eased him back into the human race, but with her gone, he was drifting out of it again.
He rapped on the desk. Beckett’s eyes opened.
“Don’t say it,” he said.
Spocker shrugged. “I save my lectures for my kids.
Beckett placed his elbows on the table and held his head in his hands. There were times when you knew damned well you were right no matter how many doors closed in your face. Before he’d dozed off, he’d been looking at a rap sheet, a fingerprint card stapled to the corner. It was still there, bracketed by his elbows.
“In order of rank,” he said, “you’re dumb, Gina; you’re dumber, Spocker, and I’m Chief Dummy. We all know the genius has a partial thumbprint and no one works at MT without being fingerprinted—”
He wasn’t asleep when Spocker called.
“Nicholson identified the print as belonging to the guy on vacation. Name is Millard Humble. He was a purchasing agent.”
“We’re at his apartment. His vacation became permanent when someone shot him last night with a .32, maybe two or three o’clock according to the M.E., and no, there’s no briefcase here.”
Spocker slumped in the chair as usual. Gina sat on the windowsill, jacket off, arms folded around her. Beckett reflected that she really wasn’t that skinny, after all.
“Too many loose ends,” said Spocker. “Nothing hangs together, Hoke, you know?”
There was always a sort of logic. Weird sometimes, but still there. You needed a key to understand it, the way you needed a formula to solve a math problem.
Nelson over Humble multiplied by .32, divided by computer printouts plus the briefcase equals — what? A piece was missing.
“Either of you want to hear something bothering me?” asked Gina.
“Physically, emotionally, or socially?” asked Beckett.
“Mentally. Like Miriam Abernathy. The fountainhead from which all information flows.”
She’d never made a secret of not liking Abernathy, but wasn’t that why he’d taken her along?
“All we have is her word for almost everything. What Nelson said. The computer printouts. The briefcase. What happens if we take all of that away?”
“We don’t have a damned thing,” said Spocker.
“No, lieutenant. We have an entirely new case. One built around what she told us as a cover for what really happened. I’d like to spend a few hours looking behind the front we’ve seen.”
Spocker, who had spent more time with her than Beckett, gave him an almost imperceptible nod.
“Go,” said Beckett.
As his body couldn’t be denied sleep indefinitely, neither could it be denied food. He sat in the restaurant across from the courthouse, sipping his second cup of coffee after the flounder fillet. Fish is brain food, they said. Okay. I can no longer walk these streets, drive these roads, sit parked staring at the house where Toni lived. I can no longer stay here or work here. It was as simple as that. Go to work, flounder.
Gina found him there.
“You can tell me to get lost until you’re finished, captain—”
“Sit down and have some coffee.”
He’d been right. Staring at those eyes and lips across a small table could make a man forget what was on his plate.
“Maybe the lieutenant should hear this. I don’t want him to think—”
“If he was your partner, yes. He isn’t. He took you along because you’re the newest on the squad and the odd man out. He won his spurs a long time ago, so he isn’t going to worry about sharing in any glory your freelancing might turn up. What’s the story on Abernathy?”
“I read her all wrong. She has about as much reason to worry about financial security as Princess Margaret, and even Meryl Streep would envy that acting she laid on us last night. I stopped when I reached a net worth of three hundred thousand. She didn’t inherit it, and she didn’t get it from her ex-husband, and anyone who believes she acquired it through frugality and wise investing is an ideal customer for junk bonds. Furthermore, no way she’s living a cloistered existence, so I asked who the office gossips had her down for. Try the recently deceased Millard Humble. Very odd she should have a close relationship with the two men we’ve found dead, so I asked the question no one thought to ask. Where was
They come along once in a blue moon, thought Beckett, the ones who hear the little warning bells and keep digging.
“Where is she now?”
“She was at the office all day, working with the man taking over for Nelson. I suppose she’s at her apartment now. I think the only reason she’s still here is because a sudden departure wouldn’t look good.” She pushed her coffee cup aside. “Ever since I heard it, I’ve had a very unladylike word for that story of hers.”
“Go ahead. I’m not easily shocked.”
A light danced in the brown eyes and her lips twitched.
“Hogwash,” she said.
Beckett smiled. “Stake out her apartment, but don’t spook her. If she walks out, bring her in, even if she says she’s going shopping. With that kind of money, she doesn’t have to take anything with her. She can afford to buy everything new.”
He called in Spocker and together they juggled the men around to concentrate on MT and Miriam Abernathy. Three hours later, after much grumbling by Tolley about the overtime, he pulled up behind Gina’s car and handed her a warrant.
“We put it together with the cooperation of the people at MT. Spocker will be here shortly with a search warrant, but since you zeroed in on her first, she’s all yours. I’ll be your backup.”
If the lights in the parking area hadn’t been on, her grin would have been a good substitute.
They walked toward the door.
“Just the two of us?”
“We’re not dealing with a crazed mass murderer here, just a greedy woman who set up a fake corporation that was issued checks for supplying nothing at all, and made it work because she was sleeping with the man who issued the purchase orders and was the secretary for the one who issued the checks. We think that Nelson realized what Humble was doing, but had no idea she was in on it, so when she asked him to meet Humble — give the light of her life a break — Mr. Nice Guy Nelson went along. As nearly as we can figure out, there was a period of about forty-five minutes when no one saw her in the offices. She probably went to the motel, even though no gate guard remembers seeing her leave. They have a bad habit of looking at the bumper parking permit instead of the car and the occupant. She probably wanted to be at the meeting, too. Humble killed Nelson and she very likely slipped out last night and killed Humble so he couldn’t blow the whistle on her before she took off with the money. I don’t think she’ll be any trouble. When you hand her the warrant, she’ll probably faint when she thinks of how close she came.”
“Not her,” she said grimly. “She’s never fainted in her life.”
Abernathy didn’t faint. She didn’t even turn white when Gina told her she was under arrest.
Beckett stepped forward with the handcuffs. “You have the right to remain silent—”
She held up a hand. “Don’t bother reading me my rights. I have to say this. He could have gone along, just let us resign. We’d have gone away and none of this would have happened. If it had been Andrews or Gower or one of the others, that’s what he’d have done. The corporation never prosecutes one of
Gina glanced at Beckett before saying, “Probably all true, but think how much better it would have sounded from the witness stand if you hadn’t killed him. A jury of your peers might have even given you a round of applause. To make it worse, you had to kill Humble—”
“An accident,” she said. “The gun was supposed to be in the briefcase when he gave it to me. I wanted to keep them both in the trunk of my car because no one would ever look for them there—”
Except Gina, thought Beckett.
“—and when it wasn’t, I had to know why. He wanted to get rid of it himself, he said, but a plan is a plan. When I tried to take it from him, it went off.”
Flinty and sharp-edged, her voice suddenly turned dull and soft. “Why do you think I’m telling you all of this? With Millard gone, it no longer matters. I might as well be dead.”
Gina glanced at Beckett again.
“You must have known removing his clothes would fool no one,” he said. “Why bother?”
“Anything to add to the confusion.”
That hadn’t been the reason. Let the psychiatrists probe for the real one — something to do with love or hate she didn’t even realize herself. Want to make a man look ridiculous? Take away his pants — a situation always good for a laugh.
“You’d have been better off not mentioning the briefcase.”
She shrugged. “We all make mistakes. I thought it would add credibility to what I was telling you.”
The jacket to the skirt and blouse she was wearing was lying on the seat of a small chair, as though thrown there when she came in.
Beckett motioned toward it and stepped forward, the cuffs dangling from his hand. “Put it on.”
He’d known the .32 would turn up in the search of the apartment. He didn’t expect it to turn up in her hand as she spun.
He lunged, underhanding the cuffs toward her head, following through with his fist — hitting home just as she fired — scent she was wearing overwhelmed by burned gunpowder — breath gone in a huge gasp, lungs paralyzed as she catapulted back into the wall — legs suddenly rubbery — thinking as he fell that this might be the answer to everything.
He ended on his hands and knees, straddling her. His breath came back. Pain exploded. He grimaced at a white-faced Gina.
“Remember the gutters of history,” he said.
Fully dressed, he stood at the window. The hospital was new, built on a hill overlooking the valley, green lawn sloping toward a stand of trees beyond which five yellow brick condominium towers rose, the complex so huge that it wasn’t unusual for the people who lived there to have a ten minute walk to their cars. Explain the logic of that for fifteen hundred a month, he thought.
Gina appeared at the door, riding herd on the young nurse pushing the inevitable wheelchair.
“Take that thing away,” he said.
The nurse looked at Gina. “The rules—”
“Don’t give me a hard time, captain. I volunteered for this.”
Spocker had told him she’d insisted on it. Even though they’d both been caught flat-footed, someone else might have come to him weepy, apologetic, and with excuses. She hadn’t, but Spocker had also told him he’d tom up three resignations before convincing her he could destroy them faster than she could type them up.
“Didn’t your mother ever tell you never to volunteer for anything? Let’s go.”
“Just follow,” she told the nurse. “We’ll scoop him up when he collapses.”
In the car, she said, “Thought you’d like to know. Abernathy won’t go to trial for quite a while now that the psychiatrists have hold of her.”
It might have been when he opened his eyes in the recovery room, or even the first day he’d sat up, but somewhere in there, he’d realized the pain of Toni’s departure was gone. He couldn’t buy the obvious — Beckett alive — Beckett on the brink — a grateful Beckett alive again with a new perspective. No, thank you. That wasn’t it.
He’d awakened one night in the quiet of the hospital, puzzled by the resurrected memory of a split second of satisfaction when his fist hit home. He lay there pursuing that — he’d never hit a woman in his life — couldn’t imagine doing it — much less enjoying it, even though he’d had no choice — until it came together in the silence and the dark. Not a resemblance to Toni, but the same scent; perfume or whatever. Not Abernathy putting a bullet into him. Not Abernathy he was hitting.
Toni Ewing.
Change was inevitable. He’d known he’d get over her, as much as one ever did, but Abernathy had accelerated the process the way the high tech firms had accelerated Meridian County’s, and if no one minded, he was just selfish enough to be grateful for one and not the other, thank you.
“Strange that I didn’t like her from the moment I saw her,” Gina said. “I’m not like that.”
“Don’t be too hard on her. She did me a favor.”
“Oh, fine. Mind if I lodge a complaint here? You’ll probably never let me forget it was my fault you were shot, but she puts a hole in you and you become Mr. Forgiveness.”
“It wasn’t your fault, I forgive you, and shut up.”
She glanced at him. “You know, you look much better shaved, without those bags and those bloodshot eyes. The clean shirt doesn’t hurt, either.”
He smiled. “Buttering up the brass won’t help your evaluation report.”
She laughed. She had a good, solid, soft laugh. Not giggly or forced or harsh.
“Just remember the reason your men in the gutters of history ended there, Beckett.”
Treasure Hunt
by James McKimmey
Geblick, a hefty man of middle age with a face that mirrored twenty-five years on a police force — eyes tough and suspicious, nose twice broken, chin squared with determined dedication — stared at Barstow, the young and clever attorney, with disbelief. “Oh, no,” he said.
“Oh, yes,” said Barstow, smiling behind his expansive desk in his expansive office; crisp, neat, slim, as well-tailored as Geblick was not.
“Insane,” Geblick said.
“Perhaps he was,” Barstow agreed.
“I tried to run him into the hole for the past year, he dies on me, and now you tell me he willed me everything. Why?”
“Maybe he thought a cop like you doesn’t earn enough.”
“Don’t get smart, Barstow.”
“You see, Geblick? You’re good at muscling a wife-beater into the wagon, but when it comes to good manners, you’re a clod. That’s why Snider’s trial turned the way it did. You had enough evidence to shade him behind bars, if just barely; but you got on the witness chair, and the jury suddenly started feeling sorry for Snider. You alienated the judge. So Snider,
“Cheap, squirrelly little bum,” Geblick managed.
“He willed you his estate, Geblick,” Barstow said, grinning.
Geblick, massive of shoulder and angry looking, stood up. “When did he do it?”
“After the trial, after he had the heart attack, he came in here and told me he’d given me all the money he’d saved over the years, but that he wanted you to have what else he had when he died. And he knew he was going to die soon — the doctors had told him he was ripe for another attack that might kill him.”
“From what money he’d saved,” Geblick said loudly. “Out of what? His lousy veteran’s pension?”
“Royalties, Geblick. He was a songwriter, remember?”
“So sing me one of his songs. You ever hear one?”
“He played some of his records for me one afternoon when we were setting up his defense.”
Geblick swore.
“Why did you hate him so much, Geblick?”
“I hate criminals! And when I got on his trail, I found out that he was weak. I hate that, too!”
“Because his heart turned bad on him, Geblick? He gave
“I don’t mean his heart. I mean he couldn’t make it at an honest job. He tricked his way, and cheated, and conned — that’s the
“And you do work at it, don’t you, Geblick? The paragon of law enforcement. Well, I always figured the cop who was most self-righteous was probably no more than a hairline away from the crooks he went after. Give him the right opportunity—” The attorney snapped his fingers. “And you’ve got another crook.”
Geblick paced, shaking his large head, hearing what he cared to hear. “What did he leave?”
Barstow pushed a set of papers toward him. “I’ve already put the legal work through — he wanted you to be able to have it as soon as you got the news. Nobody else has made a claim against it. He didn’t have a relative alive, not a soul. No friends, either. Just you, Geblick. So here’s the inventory.”
Geblick snorted and slowly read the list, which itemized Snider’s shack-like house, in one of the cheapest sections of town, as well as its meager contents.
“Maybe he got to liking you, Geblick,” Barstow said. “You trailed after him long enough, didn’t you?”
“The bum!”
“You say. I say he was an inoffensive little guy who tried hard and then just couldn’t make it.”
“He made it for eighty-seven thousand.”
“Come on, Geblick! Where do you see eighty-seven thousand on that inventory?”
“How would it get
Barstow studied him, then said, “There’s an old philosophy someone created a long time ago, Geblick. You probably never heard of it, but it says that when you’ve been abused, turn the other cheek. Maybe that’s why he did this, Geblick. Just to give you the other cheek.”
Geblick stared at the dapper attorney, eyes dark and accusing. “You must be crazy.”
The next day, his tour of duty done, Geblick parked his sedan in front of the small house and stared with disgust at the dilapidated structure. The small lot was fenced with old boards ready to collapse. Scraps of paper and beer cans thrown from passing cars littered the front yard.
Geblick pushed himself out of his car and strode through warm twilight air to the door. Using a key Barstow had given him, he let himself into the interior and switched on lights — he’d had the utilities restored.
The living room was a model of disarrangement; old newspapers left where they’d been dropped, ashtrays overflowing with ashes and old butts everywhere, a cushion out of the sagging sofa on the floor, as though Snider might have been using it as a headrest as he lay on his back watching a small black and white television set propped on a discarded orange crate. Geblick walked slowly through the room, his practiced eyes surveying a small phonograph, a record holder, and Snider’s pathetic recording equipment. He’d once told Geblick that he’d gotten it from an amusement park that was closing; it had been in a small booth where a half dollar allowed you to record a few minutes of talk to be mailed to a loved one on an inexpensive lightweight 45 rpm record. On a table in front of the phonograph, beside a pile of music manuscript sheets, was Snider’s old clarinet, now covered with dust; he’d used the instrument to compose his pathetic melodies.
The kitchen, a small alcove off the living room, was similarly littered. Unwashed dishes were still in the sink.
Face set in distaste, Geblick crossed back through the living room, passed a small dirty-looking bathroom, and went into the bedroom, thinking that he might have to pay someone to take the thing off his hands.
Snider’s books — old, dogeared, some with their covers barely hanging on — were in a bookcase made of raw boards and old bricks. An old fashioned iron-framed bed supported a mattress that sagged treacherously. The covers were just as Snider had left them — he’d died halfway from the front door to the street one morning, and they’d found him there.
Shaking his head, Geblick hooked a huge hand around a corner of the mattress and jerked it up. The action was a secondary response as a result of his years of searching bedrooms where people had a predilection for hiding things under mattresses.
Holding the mattress up, he saw a sheet of paper clipped to a twenty dollar bill on the springs. He picked both up and read the black-crayoned message on the paper:
I DID IT, ALL RIGHT, GEBLICK. AND HERE’S PROOF. IF YOU WANT THE REST, FIND IT.
Geblick read the message twice, laboriously. Then he ran out to his car where he still had a list of serial numbers the bank had produced after the money had been stolen. He ran a thumbnail along the numbers until he found the one that matched the one on the bill.
Geblick had put in for his vacation in the fall, but he had the seniority to request and get a change.
Carrying tools purchased from a hardware store, as well as a suitcase, he returned to the house he’d just inherited. He straightened the furniture, dusted, then swept the rug. He washed the dishes in the kitchen. He stripped sheets from the bed and carried them to a laundromat on the corner. As the washer went to work, he returned to the house and carefully squeezed every inch of the mattress. He searched through the few pieces of worn clothing Snider had left in the closet. Then he went back to the laundromat where he put the washed sheets in a dryer. While that operation was being completed, he sat in a metal chair, staring straight ahead.
Snider, he realized, had known the personal habits inside that neighborhood bank as well as he’d known his own; he’d had his savings account there for twenty years. Because business picked up during the lunch hour, most of the employees took their lunch break after one o’clock, so the usual force from one to two was two tellers and the assistant manager. There were a front and a rear entrance. Customers were no more than occasional during that interval. Without showing the faintest ingeniousness, Snider had slipped on a rubber mask and thin leather gloves and gone in the back entrance carrying a plastic bag. He’d herded all three employees into an open vault. He’d taken what money he could find in there, closed the door, then taken all the money from the tellers’ cages. He’d done it in roughly four minutes, during which time not another soul had stepped into that bank. Then he’d run out and down an alley where he’d disappeared.
The clue to identity, beyond the employees’ description of his slight and short build, had been Geblick’s ticket to the robber: an old leather watchband which had broken during the little man’s haste to collect that eighty-seven thousand. The watch had been found just inside the back entrance. On the back had been engraved “To Artie from Ma.”
Artie Snider had not denied the watch was his when Geblick had focused ownership down to him. He’d simply claimed that he’d been in the bank late that morning, which he had.
During the trial, Geblick had claimed that Snider had been doing a last minute casing of the bank. The defense attorney, Barstow, had accused Geblick of seeking a quick and easy arrest for a robbery he couldn’t honestly solve. The jury had seen fit to believe Barstow and Snider.
Now the trial was over, Snider had been acquitted, and he was dead.
Having done so, he carried the clean sheets back to the little house, made the bed, and began taking the house apart.
During the next days, he ate canned food warmed on Snider’s old stove. He slept in Snider’s bed. He removed every fiber-board, which comprised the walls, from the interior. There was no basement, but he was able to crawl through a small opening underneath the kitchen and, with a flashlight, search all of the ground down there as well as the surfaces between the floor joists. He found nothing.
He nailed the fiberboards back, then walked with dark and scowling features through the house again. As he stopped in the small bathroom, he felt a sudden surge of fury at himself for having missed the obvious simply because he’s been thinking about how he would fake some kind of injury so that he could have disability money coming in as well as the retirement, then move down to Guayama or Mazatlán where he could turn that eighty-seven grand he was going to find into a fortune. Jaw muscles jerking, he lifted the cover of the commode and saw a note taped to the bottom surface. He removed it and unfolded the paper, which carried the message:
SINCE YOU FIGURED WHERE THIS WAS, GEBLICK, FIGURE WHAT PATTY THE MILKMAID MEANS.
“Peloski,” Geblick said into the telephone in the booth two blocks from the little house, “what have we got on Patty the Milkmaid?”
“You don’t quit even when you’re on vacation, do you, Geblick?”
“What’s on her?”
“What’s she in?”
“Dope, maybe. Shoplifting. I don’t know. I’m telling you to find out. She sounds like a broad in the Tenderloin. Get on it, Peloski. I’ll check with you in an hour.”
An hour later Geblick listened to Peloski saying, “All we got is Patty the Cow.”
“Which?”
“
Geblick was sweating. He kicked open the door of the booth to get air. “You sure that’s it, Peloski?”
“All except Jones. He said for you to try Aesop.”
“Aesop? We got a make on him?”
“Nah, I looked.”
“So what’s Jones talking about?”
“Who knows? He said that, then just shut his mouth and grinned. You know, like he does. He’s queer.”
“You’re not kidding.”
In the small house again, Geblick surveyed the contents of the tiny kitchen cupboard. There was only one object possibly large enough to contain a sheaf of currency. He removed a box of salt and tore it apart savagely, then watched angrily as salt spilled onto a counter. He threw the empty carton against the wall.
Eyes thinned, he moved through the house reexamining. Patty the Milkmaid, he thought. Maybe it didn’t make any sense whatever — because Snider was surely crazy enough to have written anything. Yet he’d been wise enough, Geblick thought, to have left his notes in places where an experienced detective would find them.
He returned to the bedroom and stared at the books there. He’d already gone through them, one by one, opening each to check for a hollow inside. So, no, he found, nothing there...
His good eyes found it then, on the spine of a thin volume bound in black leather. Aesop.
He yanked the book out, opened it, and studied one fable after another, until he reached the one entitled “The Milkmaid and Her Pail.” It was, he slowly discovered, a tale about Patty going to market with a milk pail on her head, planning the rewards she would achieve with the profits from selling the milk — after which she spilled it.
Geblick read the moral of the story at the end:
“DO NOT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY ARE HATCHED.”
Geblick blinked. He licked his lips. He hunched his huge shoulders. Then he saw the thin lines which had been drawn under several of the letters. He said them aloud: “OCRERD.”
He went down the block and bought a bottle of whisky and returned to the small living room. After he’d finished his first glass, after his mind had started to function more imaginatively, he began to hear Snider’s high, rasping voice calling to him: “Ocrerd, Geblick! You’ve been
With three glasses of whisky gone, he got up abruptly an lurched his way to the door. He went to the phone booth down the street and found the number of the city library. He dialed and asked for the reference librarian, who answered in a wispish, precise voice, “May I help you?”
“I want to know what’s happened to me if I’ve been ocrerd,” Geblick said.
“I beg your pardon,” the librarian answered haughtily.
“What I want,” Geblick said, trying to control his temper, “is to find out what it means to be ocrerd. Isn’t that reasonable? Don’t you have a dictionary, lady?”
“Yes,” the librarian said. “But I won’t be shouted at.”
“I’m not shouting!” Geblick said, forcing his voice down. “What does it mean?”
“How do you spell it?”
Geblick told her. There was silence. Then the woman said: “It doesn’t mean
“What do you mean it doesn’t mean anything?”
“It isn’t a word. I even looked in the slang dictionary, a dreadful book, really. And it isn’t there either. Whatever’s happened to you, it doesn’t mean anything at all.”
“Oh, it doesn’t, doesn’t it!”
“Not in the dictionary it doesn’t.”
“You’re shouting, lady.”
Again silence, then finally: “I do not mean to shout at people who need help. I repeat that it simply does not mean anything. Unless... well, it
“How?”
“ANAGRAM. I shall look up the exact definition for you.” Then: “A word or phrase made by transposing the letters of another. That’s Webster talking, sir.”
“Transposing the letters,” Geblick said, frowning darkly, trying to make his brain work better than it was.
“I love them, really. Let’s see now. What could we make?”
Geblick listened to the woman mumbling.
Finally she said, “Droecr?”
“What?” Geblick demanded.
“But that isn’t anything either, is it?” she said. “Wait! There it is! Record!”
“What?”
“That’s all I can see it could be. RECORD. But that doesn’t mean very much either, does it?”
“Oh, the hell it doesn’t.” Geblick said loudly, and slammed down the receiver.
He returned to the house at a run. He locked the door behind him, then knelt in front of Snider’s old phonograph and his collection of records, which were held upright in their wire holder. Feeling his hands begin to shake, he took a record from the holder and placed it on the turntable. He started the machine. In a moment, he heard the sound of Snider’s clarinet — coarse, off-pitch, squeaking — playing a ragged, nondescript melody that made Geblick’s ears hurt.
He played the record through, then started another.
He rubbed his head, which was aching now, and grabbed his whisky bottle.
Another and another. His nerves had begun to hum.
Finally the clarinet stopped and a familiar rasping, high voice, said, “Eh, Geblick?”
Geblick wagged his head, balanced on hands and knees, listening tensely.
“Oh, what say you, Geblick? Eh?”
“I’m going to tell you exactly where it is, Geblick. So that you may be rewarded for your diligence, your hounding, your torture.”
“Where!”
“Are you listening, Geblick?”
“Yes!”
“Then here are the precise instructions, and the
“Spit it out, Snider!”
“Listen closely, then, as I tell you exactly how to find the money. It is hidden in the, hidden in the, hidden in the...”
Geblick stared at the turning record as the voice repeated the phrase.
Eyes wild, he stopped the machine and bent closely over the record to see that the needle was poised at the very edge of the final groove where there was a slight nick which appeared to have been created deliberately.
“No!” he whispered.
He started the machine again. The voice was ghostly and wavering, then it became clear again, as it repeated, “...hidden in the, hidden in the, hidden in the...”
Geblick fell back, and lay on the floor, listening. Finally, and although he had not done so in forty-three years, he began to cry.
The Message
by Isak Romun
Someone threw a galley on my desk while I was out to lunch. I picked it up expecting to read a proof of my column. But it wasn’t that, it was the obits along with one or two slightly extended writeups on the deaths of the great, the near great, and the forgotten. One of the writeups told me that the last principal of the Hands Crusade had died.
The uncorrected article was brief and to the point.
Dorcia Brand, retired evangelist, died yesterday at the age of 58. She had been a guest at the Farnsworth Rest Home for upwards of a year. Death occurred as a result of an overdose of sleeping tablets.
Ms. Brand figured prominently in the late forties as the executive assistant to Buttolph de Strange, leader of the Hands Crusade. De Strange was executed in 1951 for the murder of Harry Gossett at the latter’s woodland cabin in California.
Funeral arrangements are incomplete.
“D, o, r,
It was that galley, that writeup, that convinced me I should prepare this account. I suppose the brief two-paragraphs-plus-a-line made the next edition. I never checked.
It wouldn’t have mattered whether it made the next edition or not. Almost no one remembered Dortia Brand and few, I imagine, remembered De Strange. But between 1947 and 1950 those two shook up the country, were on the brink of turning it around as Butch de Strange promised he would. I wonder, futilely now, if he could have pulled it off if the then inexplicable and seemingly motiveless murder of Gossett hadn’t brought the whole thing crashing down.
The story really starts back in January, 1945, in a battered winter-whitened town called Bastogne. I won’t go into that part of it; even those who weren’t around then know about the Battle of the Bulge. Suffice it to say that Butch was in one of Patton’s tanks, speeding to relieve that nearly crushed outpost of American resistance.
From all accounts, and from his own story in a Crusade handout, Butch was not an atypical GI. Maybe more the happy heathen, but generally average. He drank, he caroused, he wenched, but unlike most of his olive-drab peers he didn’t feel accountably contrite about it when it came time to move out and face Jerry. He wrote that he used to kid the Catholic boys as they stood in line for confession before a move-up or a push. After Jerry, though, it was back to fun and games for Butch, for the boys in line, for everyone.
In England, where De Strange staged before Normandy, there was plenty enough to turn the golden-haired head of a Stateside country type, particularly if predisposed. But in France’s liberated cities, in the food-hungry and grateful towns between the cities, there were unlimited opportunities for a handsome swaggerer to swill deeply at life’s trough. Until it was time once again to persuade the Wehrmacht to give up yet more real estate.
That was how it was with thousands of GI’s, including Butch de Strange, until De Strange got to Bastogne.
We can only speculate now that there had to be a buildup, that the inconsistency between the rest-and-recreation life and the life up front must have made its impression on Butch. The suffering had to have helped too — the drained, wan faces, the emaciated bodies, the towns without young men, the ruins, the necessity and idiocy of war. By the time he reached Bastogne, it seems, given a sensitivity of which even he was unaware, Technical Sergeant Butch de Strange was separated by miles of subtle and unexpected changes from the Corporal Buttolph de Strange who light-years before had crashed ashore at Omaha Beach.
How Bastogne must have looked to him as his tank pushed toward it, I don’t know. I was inside the town and saw it from that viewpoint. The sun had broken through on that day of deliverance. Earlier, C-47’s had flown over and dropped us the wherewithal — the food, ammo, and plasma — to hold out a while longer as we awaited arrival of Patton’s tanks.
The town was desolation itself and I remember wondering why the ragged remains of our division bothered hanging on to it at all. It was a scene of death, the townspeople and soldiers shuffling about, the dead seeking rest. The only thing that seemed alive was the noise; the empty popping sound of small-arms fire, the overhead swish of incoming artillery, the crash of shells tearing apart an already torn-apart town. If there was any place back in 1945 that could have affirmed an atheist in his belief that there was no guiding intelligence directing the world, that place had to be Bastogne.
Well, that was Bastogne as it looked to me, and I suppose something of the same impression was made upon De Strange. I didn’t meet Butch there. By the time he got to Bastogne I was, thankfully, trudging to the rear on frostbitten feet — my ticket Stateside — as the liberating tanks came roaring into and through the town and out toward the German perimeter.
But not all the tanks went roaring through. Butch’s didn’t. It broke down beside a small, almost leveled church. And while the driver was trying out a little first-echelon maintenance on the engine, Butch got down, dropped his helmet on a tread guard, and went into the building.
Later he was to assert it was more than coincidence, that something caused the tank to break down and led him into the church. He held no doubt honestly, that he could remember no reasoning — curiosity or even the desire to get in out of the cold — for going inside the tottering structure. Surely it wasn’t devotion, he had shown little enough of that in his life. All he knew, or so he contended, was that he got down from the tank, dropped his helmet, and went in.
Once in the church, he saw nearly total destruction. Nothing was whole. Candle racks were twisted, turned on their sides. One wall had crumbled. On two of the others the Stations of the Cross were burned frames or shattered heaps below the shadow areas from which the plaster had fallen. Against the third wall, the altars stood — or had stood. The main altar was gone, a gaping hole in the wall opening onto a littered yard beyond. One of the side altars was a mound of rubble. Only the right-hand altar still stood, pocked and chipped and peeling. Its statue, God the Father, blackened and broken but still recognizable, stood in its niche, arms outstretched to the faithful — arms without hands, for they had been blasted away. A double amputee, true to the times.
But what held Butch’s attention was a crudely lettered sign, the unknown effort of some dog-face. The sign was hung from the statue’s neck by a rope — the kind that came with the issue shelter-half — and read:
I HAVE NO HANDS BUT YOURS
In one of the late-night sessions I used to have with Butch after I got the assignment to dig into his Crusade he told me of his mental turbulence at that moment. Thoughts tumbled over each other, the new struggling to displace the old. The whole statement burned itself into his consciousness, but the word yours kept repeating itself in his thoughts, a riotous mix of the aural and visual.
He couldn’t recall how long he stood rereading that sign, wholly, in part, word by word (YOURS! YOURS! YOURS!), his mind drawing back from the message like a child avoiding bitter medicine.
Butch said he wrestled there, resisting what he later acknowledged to be a clear challenge. He turned away from the statue and its sign, almost wrenched himself away, telling himself he needed time to think through this new and unbidden experience.
He got it — more input to the later Crusade mythos. As he stepped from the church, a German shell hit his tank, demolished it, killed his crew, and completed the job of reducing the church to tumbled stones and granulated plaster. Butch received a light hit, a piece of metal through his thigh. Light but disabling. Enough to knock him down, put him out, and mark him for an extended period of convalescence at some rear-area hospital. Plenty of time to think.
He awoke in a Belgian hospital managed by a religious order. So it isn’t surprising that the first thing he saw was a crucifix tacked to the wall opposite his bed. At that moment of waking he didn’t know that nuns ran the hospital, and his sight wasn’t too good, so what his tortured mind saw was the cruciform centered in a rosette of light, framed by haze. It was as if he were looking down a long dark tunnel, at the end of which salvation beckoned.
Shutting his eyes didn’t help. This new image was burned behind the lids. That was when, he told me later, he gave himself over to The Message. In that hospital bed, the Hands Crusade was born.
When he at last opened his eyes the room fell into focus and the crucifix was just that — a crucifix on a wall. But this realization didn’t turn him around; The Message had gotten through. Butch de Strange was converted. Born again, as we say nowadays.
He noticed there were others in the hospital room and that a second lieutenant, turned out in a nurse’s crisp whiteness, was standing beside his bed with an oral thermometer.
“You’ll be all right,” she said. “Open up.”
“I know,” he said, and opened up.
That’s how he met Dortia Brand, then a twenty-six-year-old officer and gentlewoman, by Act of Congress, of the U.S. Army Nurse Corps. The army medics had taken over the Belgian hospital, which explained Dortia’s presence among the wimples, veils, and flowing skirts.
I can’t believe there was instant communication between Butch and Dortia, some immediate understanding that bound them together in what he saw now to be his work, but they contended that some such thing happened. I prefer to lay whatever link was forged between them as resulting from the long-into-the-night discussions she would later describe as “revelatory.” From the Crusade accounts, they spent those hours hammering out the consequences of The Message and planning the structure of the organization that would bring it to a waiting, war-sickened world.
They started in the States about a year after they both left the army. They had (correctly) assessed the need for the Hands Crusade and the efficacy of The Message, however it was they framed it. Shortly after opening shop they attracted hundreds, then thousands. Their base of operations was right here in Paulsburg, and one day my editor called me in and gave me the assignment.
“Monahan, do you know anything about this Hands Crusade?” he asked.
“No,” I said.
“This guy, De Strange. He preaches commitment and service, then sends everyone back to their own church.”
“Is that bad?”
“I don’t know. He may have something up his sleeve. See if there’s an angle.”
That’s how I met De Strange and Dortia. We got along from the first, were on a first-name basis at the start, though I’m not too keen on people calling me Oscar. I had to break off an ongoing exchange of European war stories so I could get around to telling them that my main purpose in being there was to expose the Hands Crusade if I could. Their reaction to that was strange; there wasn’t any. They continued to be warm and congenial and even offered to help me peek into every nook and cranny. I said thanks, I’d find my own nooks and crannies. But I did accept a guided tour of their plant.
It was a quick walk-through because there wasn’t much to it and what there was was incredibly shoddy — a few unpainted offices with furniture that looked like Salvation Army rejects. The only decorations were religious pictures and here and there the official Crusade poster showing the handless God and The Message: I HAVE NO HANDS BUT YOURS. In each office, two or three hungry-looking individuals checked mailing lists, stuffed envelopes, drew up speaking itineraries, and did those things people out to save the world do.
I asked questions and got ready answers. The money came from a handful of well-to-do individuals, just enough to keep the headquarters operational, provide the volunteers with meals that made army K-rations look like something from the kitchens of the Ritz, and finance, by cheapest common carrier, the increasing number of trips De Strange was making.
“It looks clean,” I told my editor.
“How about De Strange and that girl? You know.”
“No.”
I must have sounded defensive because he smiled, overly wisely, I thought. “There’s some payoff, Monahan. Dig.”
“There’s no digging to be done here. Not in Paulsburg. The big rallies are over here. But he goes on the road next week.”
“Follow him,” my editor said, the smile staying.
I got to know De Strange even better on those road trips. He was a hulk of a man, but like many big men he was graceful in movement and gesture. Since the war he had sprouted a thick beard that seemed to fit his new character; all he needed was a robe and a couple of stone tablets. His eyes were deep, piercing, seeking — eyes that had seen, and read The Message.
And there was his voice, a virtuoso instrument. Yet it had no flash value; it wasn’t employed to awe people into belief. The Message was pure exposition, delivered clearly and with conviction. A session would usually end with a simple, “Go, be His hands.” There might be a hymn or two as the commitment cards were signed if Dortia, who acted as advance agent, could scare up a volunteer chorus or band.
That was it then, I concluded. The operation was clean, no one was on the take, no one wanted to exploit anything or anyone. It was just a pure, simple message. It seemed too good to be true, and I could understand my editor’s skepticism, but I believed Butch when he said he wanted to change people within themselves and through existing institutions. He didn’t want to tear anything down, merely to strengthen it. He was building temples, he told me. Every commitment card was the blueprint for a temple.
And that’s the way I wrote it: nothing exciting, but the truth.
That was in 1947 and that was when Butch and I parted company. He and Dortia went on to other rallies, other cities, collecting commitment cards, and I went on to new stories.
It wasn’t until three years later that our paths crossed again. In mid-1950 the wire services gave us the bare bones of a story about Butch de Strange. He had traveled to California, presumably to seek out a man named Harry Gossett. He had traced Gossett to an area near a small town in the Rockies foothills. He had stayed one night in a hotel in that town, asked around about Gossett, and the next day trudged up the hills to Gossett’s cabin. The day after that he was back in town, closeted in his hotel room, where he stayed for four days until they came to get him. Gossett’s body had been found, his head parted with a hatchet found in the cabin and later identified as belonging to De Strange. Some items of small value missing from Gossett’s cabin were found in De Strange’s hotel room. Butch was being held on murder one.
I remember registering incredulity. This wasn’t the De Strange I knew and had traveled with. In the three years between 1947 and 1950 the Crusade had become big, had developed into a force. De Strange was getting to the people who counted, people in elective office, people strong in industry and the unions, people who could really put The Message to work. And then the leader blew it all with murder and petty theft. It was unbelievable.
But I had other things on my mind then — the chance for a column, the possibility of syndication, a professional interest in something that had just started up in Korea. De Strange and his troubles occupied little of my time or my thoughts until some months later when my editor summoned me.
“You got to know this De Strange pretty well,” he said.
“Pretty well. Back then.”
“I want you to cover his trial.”
“I’m not sure I want to.”
“A story like this can make it for you, Monahan — give you a lock on that column.”
So I covered the trial.
Not that it was much of a trial. Butch didn’t want counsel, so counsel was appointed. Butch wouldn’t cooperate, wanted to plead guilty, so a plea of not guilty was entered for him.
The young court-appointed defense counsel did all he could for him, but Butch did precious little for him. The lawyer tried for insanity but it wouldn’t stick. The prosecutor’s case was very strong. De Strange journeyed to that foothills town seeking out Harry Gossett. He set out with the death weapon strapped to his belt. Gossett’s valuables, minor indeed, were found in De Strange’s room. The jury was out a shamefully short time.
That night I got word that Butch wanted to see me. I had been reporting the trial from the press table, and though we had never gotten together he must have noticed me there. In one of his brief statements, he had said he would talk to no one. I hadn’t tried to get to him — not out of delicacy but because I knew that when he said something he meant it.
Now he wanted to talk to
Reluctant, but not crazy. I went.
He hadn’t changed much. Except for the eyes. They were kind of drawn-in and watery. Why not, I thought — he must know of the reports. The Crusade was falling apart. Gossett’s murder was too off-trail, too puzzling. And Butch had offered no explanations. The Crusaders had been prepared for anything but weakness from De Strange; they weren’t ready for the revelation that he was, after all, human. No one stepped in to take over. Even Dortia Brand failed. She was found early one morning in her bathroom with both wrists slashed — a suicide attempt thwarted then only to succeed decades later.
After half-hearted greetings, I asked Butch about the breakup of the Hands Crusade.
“It would have happened anyway,” he said.
“I don’t understand. What does that mean?” I asked him.
When he didn’t answer, I asked why he sent for me if he wasn’t going to talk.
“For old times’ sake, Oscar. We had some good sessions back then, some good talks. And you were fair — you didn’t find things where there was nothing to find. Even though you didn’t — couldn’t find anything wrong, you might have written a funny story, poked fun at the Crusade. You didn’t. Others weren’t so charitable.” He turned those watery eyes on me. “Why did I send for you? Do they still call them scoops?”
“Our younger people sometimes do.”
“I want to give you a scoop.”
“Okay, give me the details.”
He thought a while, then said, “How will a step-by-step account of the murder do? The anatomy of a killing, something like that?”
I replied that that would do nicely. I was right, too. Because of that story, I’m told, I almost won a Pulitzer. I also got the column, wide syndication, lots of visibility. That interview was my making in spite of the fact that I was dissatisfied with it. It merely reinforced the illogic of Butch’s act. I told him that, told him the story was short on motive.
“That’s all you can print — what I told you,” he said. “For now, anyway. If I told you more, could you keep it under wraps at least until the Crusade is forgotten, until all this is just so much uninteresting history?”
“Off the record? Sure. But don’t tell me anything you don’t want to tell me.”
He looked grim. “I have to tell someone. So
“There are appeals.”
“Not for me.”
“At least one is automatic. Isn’t that the way it works?”
“Maybe, but it won’t change things.”
“You want to die.”
“Yes. For what I did to Gossett. No one has that right. I found that out in Europe. You must know I fixed the trail that led them to me.”
“Why?”
“I stole those things to cover up the real reason I killed him. The hatchet was just a woodsman’s tool. When I started out, I had no thought of using it that way. Do you know who Gossett was? Can you guess?”
I shook my head, but in my mind I examined the possibility that Gossett had succeeded where others had failed and had dug up something about Butch and Dortia.
But it wasn’t that. Butch explained. “He’s the one who painted that sign and hung it on the statue. I’ve been trying since the beginning of the Crusade to find that man. I had expected him to come forward of his own free will and share the triumph of the Crusade with me. A number of men claimed to have hung the sign, but their stories didn’t check. But I had been getting leads, piecing them together, until Gossett’s name surfaced. No one else knew — only I knew. People gave me bits of information, but only I put them all together and got Harry Gossett. It was fairly easy to trace him once I had his name.
“So I went to that town, hiked up to his cabin, met him, and laid before him the prospect of his full partnership in the Crusade. He said yes, he made the sign, and that he had recently vowed to connect with the Crusade and make a statement to the press. But then he laughed, Oscar, and he told me why.
“I never realized that The Message could have more than one meaning, that you could read those words at least two ways and that I had read them only one. Gossett told me his — that the hands were the hands of man. Even before they were broken off. That the sign could have read just as well: I HAVE NO HANDS BUT YOURS BECAUSE I AM YOURS — YOUR INVENTION. Man made God — man
We talked a while longer, De Strange using the time arguing that he had done what he had done in an effort to protect the Crusade from Gossett. But even then, exposed to Butch de Strange’s persuasive powers, that wouldn’t wash. It was a cop-out. The Crusade would fail in any case. He could have explained Gossett away, said that God even worked through unbelievers, and so on. No, he killed Gossett for another reason, one he wasn’t telling me — perhaps wasn’t telling himself.
I’m reminded of something the Frenchman Jean Guiton wrote: What lies deepest in me, I believe, is a horror of premature certitudes, of beliefs and unbeliefs too hurriedly adopted.
De Strange didn’t want to die, as he said, because of what he did to Gossett. He wanted to die because of what Gossett did to him.
For just as the sign in that lost Bastogne church had, in an instant, changed Butch de Strange from heathen to Crusader, so had the truth, the substance of an atheist’s sick humor, returned Butch, full circle, to his former condition. A condition he was forced to accept, but with which he couldn’t live.
Storm Over Longvalley
by Jessica Callow
“I’m finding it hard to understand how Harry Bagley could have been killed, in full view of your market, without anybody seeing or hearing anything.” Chief Constable Leonard Hurley stood at our upstairs apartment window, his powerful blue eyes critically examining the vacant lot almost opposite, lit now by a full moon sailing free of the storm clouds. “Emma, from this window there’s a clear view all over that lot where the old house used to be. You say some of you looked out here at about the time we’re interested in. Right past the front of your place Bagley would have gone, and possibly whoever killed him. Nobody here — folks coming and going in the market downstairs, you folks looking out this window — nobody sees or hears a thing?”
“It’s bright moonlight now, chief. When we looked out before, the storm was at its worst. A black night. Rain coming down in sheets. A blackout it was out there, except when lightning was flashing. I could barely see to the middle of the street after that rain got going. Didn’t see a single soul.”
“It’s Friday night, Earl.” The chief turned to where my husband sat, a bit dazed to be sure, on the couch. “Open till ten. Friday night, one of your busiest; people in and out right up to your closing time.” He sounded reproachful. “Let me have the names, Earl, of who was in your place, either coming or just leaving at about — say, from nine o’clock on.”
They went at it together. When I came back with a cup of coffee for the chief, he was closing his notebook. Earl was saying: “Thunder rumbling, real bad lightning from nine on. People who hadn’t shopped by then were putting it off to Saturday. Ron and I had all the produce brought in from the front by nine. After the storm hit at around nine thirty there wasn’t a soul. I let Ron go at nine twenty-five. Polly went upstairs soon after. Emma, she’d her bridge club here from seven o’clock on. It was the ladies leaving at eleven, shortcutting across the lot, who found him.”
Polly Wainwright, a distant cousin of Earl’s, has lived with us for five years or more, helping in the market. Ron Blake, he’s the high school kid who works for Earl weeknights, weekends, and holidays. I manage the post office downstairs and do the bookkeeping for the shop. Earl and I have operated the grocery market and post office for twenty-four years. Our place is a bit old fashioned in this small town of Longvalley. Even so, we pride ourselves that you can get what you need in our general store. We’ve a hardware line as well as meats, groceries, and produce that’s locally grown. All the country round about Longvalley, fifteen thousand people now, is farmland. Five minutes from the middle of town and you can be in some of the prettiest countryside you’ll ever see; three minutes will take you to the river that meanders through the lower part of town. Our Main Street curves to cross the river, becoming at that point South Valley Road. Almost everybody here is known to us, even if some but vaguely, since newcomers, other than tourists, are a rarity.
“A shotgun makes quite a noise,” the chief said. He was walking about the room looking thoughtful. “Your bridge night, Emma. Three tables you say. That means twelve people here who didn’t hear anything. Downstairs are Earl, Polly, and Ron, and a customer or two. Nobody sees or hears anything.” He eyed us skeptically; he couldn’t let it go.
“Who’d hear anything with that thunder crashing about?” Earl said.
The chief was going over again all that we had already told him before he’d had the body removed. He’d asked us all to wait until he came back from viewing the body of Harry Bagley on the vacant lot. We’d watched from the upstairs window, seeing Doc Entwistle moving around in the glare of the chief’s headlights.
“The ladies left at around eleven. You three,” he turned to where Rose Markam, Mary Possit, and Thelma Lindley, the schoolteacher, sat. Rose and Mary both work at the bank. Three solid types, understandably now a bit upset. “You three cut across the vacant lot. The others went down Main Street.”
“Yes, chief,” Thelma said. “Mary, Rose, and I all live on the Terrace, just off Meadow Lane. A shortcut. Even though the lot was muddy the concrete drive that belonged to the old house is still there. About halfway over we came on the body sprawled just near those lilac bushes. At first we thought, since it was Harry, that he was drunk. We decided that we’d have to call you so that you could — I mean, we couldn’t just ignore him lying there. He was sopping wet. We hesitated whether or not to go back to Earl’s place or telephone when we got home. And then we saw his face.” She shuddered. “We got back here as fast as we could.”
They had come hurrying back, ringing the bell at our downstairs door. Earl had gone down, saying, “Now who’s forgot what this time?” They’d gasped out the shocking news.
“Bagley,” Earl had said. “He’ll be drunk, that’s all. Anyway, go on upstairs while I nip over and take a look.”
Earl had come back white-faced, shaking. “That horse he was riding earlier and abusing something shameful has finally finished Bagley off,” he said. “Threw him and kicked him in the face.” Chief Leonard Hurley had joined us but minutes after Earl had put through a call. Dr. Entwistle, also the coroner, had reported that a shotgun blast, rather than the horse, was responsible for Harry’s death.
“How’d you know it was Harry?” the chief asked. “I mean the way his face—”
“I don’t know, really,” Rose said, hurrying to reply lest the chief be moved to describe what Harry’s face had been reduced to. “Clothes, I suppose. We’ve been used to seeing him around for a long time. There was no sign of the horse.”
“It would head for home once Harry let go of the bridle rein.” He took down the names of all who had been at the bridge party and prepared to leave. “If any of you come up with something you forgot to tell me, be sure to get in touch. We’ll talk some more later.” He headed for the stairway, Earl following to let him out. “Thanks for the coffee, Emma. Good night, Polly. Oh, wait. You ladies will have to take the long way home after all. If you care to come now, I’ll drive you over to the Terrace. Don’t want anybody going walking over the lot until we’ve had a good look at it in the daylight.”
Thelma, Rose, and Mary accepted the offer with alacrity. And Earl, Polly, and I were left to tidy up. Bed, for the time being, seemed out of the question. “I was tired as all get out when I first came upstairs,” Earl said. “Now I doubt if I could get to sleep for thinking about this.”
We sat at the kitchen table going over what had happened, trying to come up with answers as to who and why.
“Who’d go to such lengths?” Polly said. “Good for nothing as Harry is — was — folks in Longvalley aren’t the vindictive kind. Not that the most of us wouldn’t have gladly removed Harry if there’d been some way.”
“He wasn’t overdone with friends,” Earl agreed. He was attacking a plate of leftover sandwiches. “Outside of Nora I can’t think of anybody who even moderately tolerated him. Always thought that one day he’d go too far, a beating maybe, but hardly this.”
“What about Nora?” I said. “She’s got to be told.”
“The chief was driving out to the farm right after he left us,” Earl said. “Nora, she’ll be wondering — but no, this isn’t the first time that horse has galloped home without Harry, him lying in a ditch until he sobered up enough to walk.”
“Why such a sweet person as Nora Fitzmaurice married Bagley is past any understanding,” Polly said. “This past year for her must have been hell.”
Nora, although Bagley’s wife for the past year, was still referred to as Nora Fitzmaurice. Everyone in Longvalley had been astounded when Nora had married Bagley so soon after Charlie Fitzmaurice died.
“Bamboozled into it by that rascal,” Earl said. “Trusting little woman, thinking all men were like her dad, or Charlie. That’s where she was wrong.”
I sat thinking about Nora. She hadn’t been to town much after marrying Harry. About a month ago she’d come into the shop. I’d been shocked at her appearance. Her once shining blonde hair had straggled about her neck in rattailing strands. The cream and roses complexion had looked old. And behind her dark glasses, as she’d raised them briefly, I saw that her lovely blue eyes were sunken and ringed about with purple bruises fading to yellowish grey. I’d mumbled something about why didn’t she stay for lunch, as I’d be going upstairs in a matter of minutes. And Earl, tactless as usual, said, “Right, Nora, stay for lunch. Looks to me like you ain’t been eating right.” She had smiled then, for a brief second looking like the lovely Nora we’d always known.
Her voice hadn’t been the same either, low pitched now, and hoarse. And then, as she waited for Earl to box her purchases, she’d said to me, in an intense whisper: “Emma, did you know that Reggie Crossland’s back from Australia?” Her voice and manner had taken me by surprise, for a glimpse of the old, vibrant Nora had shone through. It was after she’d gone that I thought about how close she and Reggie had once been. But it was only a momentary thought at the back of my mind.
“These sandwiches are good,” Polly was saying. She and Earl, the plate between them, settled into the pleasant task of finishing them.
Nora and Reggie Crossland. Was it eighteen or twenty years ago? Both of them eighteen then. Sweethearts they’d been, crazy about each other, it had been easy to see. And I remembered “crazy” was the word Nora’s father had used when he’d put his foot down at their wanting to become engaged. “That crazy Reggie Crossland. I’ll not have him for a son-in-law.” He’d succeeded in separating them by sending Nora off to nursing school. The war coming right about then had helped, I suppose, for Reggie was among the first to join up.
“I’ll wait,” Nora had told me, grimly. “We’ll marry, Emma, you just wait and see. But I’m not going to sit about mooning in my father’s house. He doesn’t really want me to go away to be a nurse. But it’s what I’m going to be. Then when Reggie comes back and becomes a teacher, I’ll have a profession, too.”
Nora was not only very beautiful, she was spunky as well. I could see why Reggie was so taken. Sure, he loved to look at her, who wouldn’t? But it was a sort of lively fire she had that made her especially attractive. As for Reggie’s becoming a teacher, which his dad, Lionel Crossland, was, that was not at all what Reggie had in mind. He’d be a vet, he said, or a farmer. And that was where he ran afoul of his father, a clash of strong wills.
Lionel Crossland was the best school principal Longvalley has ever had, a rather fierce looking, redhaired man immaculately turned out. Hair brilliantined, mustache waxed, and so neat. Grey suits ranging from charcoal shade to highest grey, with a bandbox look. Mattie and Lionel Crossland had had their troubles with Reggie. Not that the boy was bad; far from it. It was the fights he got into mostly, and being hauled off to the police constabulary for a talking to by the chief. They found it degrading. At least Lionel did. Mattie Crossland had a more philosophical attitude. Except for the red hair Reggie took after Mattie, both of them having a lovely sense of humor. You couldn’t blame Lionel, really, for he did have a standard to maintain in the school. His shining red face seemed to get redder after every one of Reggie’s escapades.
Reggie, both Earl and I liked him a lot; he was our box boy at the time he and Nora were going to high school and right up to the time he left for the war. A goodnatured, curly-haired redheaded young giant he was. Forget-me-not blue eyes twinkled with the devil’s own mischief. His flashing grin was, he said, “To show my beautiful false teeth. Something I have to do for my old man. All that orthodontal work he paid for. I sure wouldn’t have had them if it hadn’t been for my father. He wanted me perfect, you see.” Of course they were no more false teeth than were Nora’s gleaming white ones that made her smile something to see. Three boys we’d had need of to do the work after Reggie went away.
But Reggie could get into trouble without even trying, for he was a bit wild, that is, by some people’s standards. There was the motor bike he bought. Tearing about town with that thing banging and roaring all hours of the night — Nora riding pillion, of course — didn’t do a thing for his popularity. Then there were the fights; but every incident was the outcome of one of Reggie’s good deeds: restraining a wife or dog beater, quite aggressively in some cases, for Reggie never had assessed his own strength; sailing into a group of rowdies tormenting a girl. There were the many pranks, too, some with disastrous results. “That Reggie Crossland fighting again,” you’d hear. The constable going for Reggie, seldom for the provocative source. Reggie suffering further in the inevitable row with his father.
When the bike folded, literally, on impact with a tree as Reggie pushed it to ninety on a stretch of open highway, miraculously with but minor damage to himself, he put fifty dollars of his hard earned money into an old jalopy, which, with the aid of stalwart friends, he parked in our back yard and in off hours took completely apart. “We can be thankful,” Earl said, staring at the wreckage strewn about the yard, “that he’ll not injure himself or anyone else driving that. For never is he going to get that lot together again.”
But in a short time Reggie had it chugging rhythmically and, after equipping it with a Klaxon horn, he drove all hours of the night through the quiet town. Two A M. he’d chug past our front, the Klaxon tootling, “Pom-pom-poom-pah.” I’d turn over in bed and laugh. Earl, he’d sit up and yell: “I’ll fire that kid first thing in the morning.” He never did, for if there was one person who loved Reggie — that is, apart from his parents, yes, both of them, and Nora — it was Earl.
Then came Hitler, and the war. And Reggie went “over there.” The atmosphere of Longvalley changed overnight: our town was suddenly a peaceful place, and sad. Only then did many recall the helpful hand of Reggie Crossland in day to day affairs. Along with Nora, Earl and I wept.
The jalopy stood forlorn in our back yard, for Lionel Crossland wouldn’t allow it on their premises. Once in a while I went out and sat in it. Nora came over and sat in it, too. And no doubt wherever Reggie was his ears were burning hot. He wrote long letters to us, telling us to how to run the market. “He’ll be putting the generals straight as to how that war will best be won,” Earl said. He’d met an Australian fellow, Reggie said: “A real guy. Arthur Train his name is. He’s a lot like me. When this war’s over I’m going sheep farming with him in Australia. My dad won’t like it, but then I’ve always told him I’ll never, never be a teacher. I think he’ll not mind too much if I make lots of money, which Arthur and I surely will.”
Earl laughed. “Two of ’em, mind you, Em, over there cooking up the mischief. War’s good as over right now. That Hitler feller might just as well pack it up.”
The war over, Reggie did not come back. Nor did he come to very much harm. He and the Australian went sheep farming together in Australia. “Wait for me,” he wrote Nora. “I shall have enough money soon to set up my own farm back there.” But Nora, a nurse by then, hearing that Reggie had no intention of coming back for three years, feeling sure that someone else had claimed him, did not wait. Her father saw to that. She married Charlie Fitzmaurice. And ten years went by, happily as it turned out, for Nora.
After completing her nursing course, Nora had worked in a hospital for a short while, then had come back to Longvalley. Her first private case being the care of Mrs. Fitzmaurice, Charlie’s mother, she ailing for some time. The Fitzmaurice farm is about a mile outside town along the North Road; its pastures and meadow lands run to the wide river at the foot of the town.
Mrs. Fitzmaurice had taken to Nora from the start. As for Charlie, he’d fallen in love with her right away. They were married that fall, he fifteen years older than she. It was Nora herself who told me: “Emma, he’s a kind and wonderful man. I truly love him. It’s impossible not to. If you’re wondering about Reggie, well, I’ve accepted the fact that by now there is someone else for him. Why not? So long as he’s happy that’s all I should really wish for him.” I had thought I detected a wistful note; but perhaps I read into her voice something that was not there, only the vague disappointment in my own mind. And happy we were for Nora, for no better marriage could have been arranged. The Fitzmaurices were well off, and a good, steady family, too. Charlie and Nora had ten very special years, a rare devotion between the two, for there were no children of the union. And a delight and comfort to the old lady Nora had been, those two years before she died.
Then Charlie Fitzmaurice had a heart attack, leaving Nora floundering, alone on the farm except for Rory O’Brien, the hired man. We’d had no real knowledge of the lonely grief that Nora endured, she with no way to fill the void, for she and Charlie had come upon that kind of peace together that few people find. So Nora had married Bagley thinking, mistakenly, that for her he’d changed his ways; that the two of them could aid each other, for Harry had straightened himself out surprisingly for six consecutive months. A goodlooking fellow, no doubt about that, and but three years older than Nora. And he could turn on the charm when he’d a mind to. Sneaky Harry was past master at that. Making a play for Nora, knowing her loneliness, he’d been available constantly in a useful capacity on the farm, impressing her as he meant to. It was all greed on his part, for he was bent on securing the Fitzmaurice farm and any fortune that Charlie had left. We all knew that what Charlie and his mother had was considerable. And Nora no longer had her dad to advise her.
Nora married him in spite of pleas and warnings. And almost at once found out what that rascal was after. Rory told in town about the beatings when Nora refused him the money he demanded, about the liquor he had hid in the barn. Prize stock Harry sold without Nora’s knowledge, as well as fine and valuable antiques from the house. A heartbreaking year she had endured with him.
If only Charlie Fitzmaurice hadn’t died! If only Reggie hadn’t gone away. If only — no, not a bit of use wishing. But this past year has been a sad one in Longvalley, for we’re not indifferent to the suffering of neighbors and friends. And one could hardly think of Charlie without thinking also of George Banner. George with but months to live, dying of cancer, Charlie’s lifelong friend, and our vet for years. The best in his work, and a fine, kind man besides. And all along there was wastrel Harry Bagley flourishing like the green bay tree. I wouldn’t be exaggerating if I said that, to a man, the people of our community would have wasted no time, had it been possible, in reversing roles for George and Harry. Outspoken they were on the subject, thinking of George.
Rachel Banner’s farm is across the river from the Fitzmaurice place, the two farms backing on each other. The Fitzmaurice place fronts on North Road, the Banner farm faces South Valley Road. We never think of one without the other, for Charlie Fitzmaurice and George Banner grew up together, close friends since they played together as boys. Rachel Banner had farmed her place for years with her son George, he also having had the veterinary practice for a good number of years. The terrible thing happening to George took us back to what his mother had been through. Widowed young, with three children to raise, faced with the prospect of losing the farm, Rachel had battled on with only the help of a youthful hired hand, and eventually what her own two boys could do. The farm prospered, but when trouble should have been letting up, Rachel’s younger son Alvin ran away after getting Elsie Parker into trouble. Elsie’s parents, overly religious, and poor, put Elsie out of their home with no place to go. It had been Rachel who took Elsie in and cared for her and the baby. Then, Rachel’s own daughter, Penny, had an affair with a married man, causing the breakup of his marriage. The two of them had left Longvalley. Elsie’s eventual departure with the child, a boy she’d called Hiram, was a new grief for Rachel, so attached had she become to both.
“I have to let them go, of course,” Rachel said. “Elsie’s marrying a good man.” He was a butcher in a town some distance away. I don’t recall how Elsie met him, but I think he’d come to the farm buying spring lambs on different occasions. The years set Rachel and Elsie apart, but Christmas always brought a letter and pictures showing how well Hiram was doing with his new brothers and sisters. Still, it was in George that Rachel felt vindicated, he compensating for the way Alvin and Penny had turned out. (But for all that she’d have welcomed them back without reservations.)
The amazing thing was that now Harry was dead and George was up and at work, still enjoying his evening horseback rides about the farm. No taking to bed for him. George’s surprising resilience was bolstered, of course, by Rachel’s good care of him; she gained time for him. If George had a passion for any one thing it was horses. For years he had bred and raised them. To see George seated on one of his fine animals was to see man and beast at their best together. A joy it was, like the best poetry. Try as I might I couldn’t banish the sensation of awe that the mood of the community had been taken note of by a higher authority.
Even so, the one really good thing of the year, for I knew, of course, that we wouldn’t have George for long, was that Reggie Crossland came back from Australia. And now he was in the throes of setting up his own sheep farm where the rocky ridges slope up gradually from the valley to Stoney Mountain.
The last crumb cleaned off the plate of sandwiches between them, Earl and Polly decided it was time for bed. “Busy day tomorrow,” Earl said. Turning into her room Polly said: “They come in threes, you know, deaths.” I’ve often thought that if any one person typified the mood of Longvalley it was Polly. On that sepulchral note we sought sleep.
The news that Nora was being accused of shooting her husband hit us Saturday morning. Beamer Ross was doing the broadcasting in our market, because that’s where he knew he’d find the crowd. And crowd it was, since those who’d been homebound Friday night because of the storm were there with the usual Saturday shoppers. Earl, Polly, and Ron were busy. I helped when no one needed post office business. I close the post office at noon Saturdays.
“I seen her right there at the back of the hotel parking lot, among the trees,” Beamer said. “She’d the gun smoking in her hand. And Harry was there laying shot, dead on the ground. I’d had to come out to... well, I’d had quite a few beers. Tom had bounced Harry a few minutes before. A right nasty mood Harry was in. Just starting to rain it was, thundering and lightning something fierce.”
“Mind your big mouth, Beamer,” Earl said. “Harry wasn’t shot on the hotel parking lot. Across the street from here on the vacant lot is where it happened. You told the chief this tale about the parking lot?”
“Damn right I told him. Down there he is right now checking things out. Across here on the vacant lot, you say. No way. Plain as day I see Nora back in them trees at the hotel parking lot. There’s a flash and I see Harry go down, see him lying there on the ground. The horse, he’d a holt of it by the bridle rein. He’d been trying to mount, but that horse it kept on jumping sideways because Harry’d up with his foot to it. A right nasty mood he was in, which was why Tom had had to bounce him.”
“And you ran over to put him up on the horse, I suppose?” Polly gritted. “Shot dead like he was. And the horse galloped up here and threw him on the vacant lot across the street.”
“Not me! I runs back into the bar to tell the lads what’s happened. They come out with me to see. And that’s what I don’t understand.” Beamer looked about wildly. “Harry ain’t there. Him and the horse is both gone. I tell you, last night some devilish power was let loose. And somebody tell me, who else’d have reason for murdering Harry?”
“Beamer, last night you’d had a few too many, that’s all,” Ray Marston, a worker at the lumber mill, said. “Couldn’t mount, you say. So right he couldn’t. Me and my wife saw him and the horse come out of the hotel parking lot. Going up Main Street Harry was at about nine thirty, just as the rain started. We’d been visiting Amy’s folks. All the way up Main Street Harry is trying to mount, hanging onto that poor horse, yelling and scaring it, it prancing sideways. Time and again he fell down, but hung onto the bridle rein. I’d a bit of a job to start my car, and when I finally got in I took a look up the street to see how Harry was making out. He was about level here with Earl and Emma’s place, still not mounted. ‘That horse’ll walk him home,’ I says to Amy, ‘when it ain’t dragging him.’ We drove off going south. And that’s the last we saw of him.”
Jack Stevens, a farmer, told the same story, as did Reed Scott, a plumber who lives at the north end of town. In both cases the time they quoted was “nine thirtyish,” just as it was coming on to rain. “Hurrying to get home before the worst of the storm hit,” Reed said. “Yep, I passed Harry and the horse, them heading north on Main Street.”
So that no one gave much credence to Beamer’s story, not even the chief, he well aware of Beamer’s tendency to the fabrication of wild tales. But, of course, he had had to check Beamer’s story out; Heavy rain had washed the sandy soil along the down slope of the hotel parking lot, obliterating any footprints. If shotgun shells had been ejected, they were nowhere to be found. Furthermore, three men who had been in the bar at the time Beamer had rushed back in testified that they had gone out to see. There had been no sign of Harry or the horse, nor had any of them seen anyone in the trees at the back of the parking lot. The story that Beamer had told them, they said, was that the horse had reared and knocked Harry to the ground, finishing him off right there. Only when the news reported Harry dead by shotgun blast did Beamer say that he had seen Nora with the gun. But he did stick to his story of seeing Nora at the back of the parking lot among the trees, not far from the river.
“Just to get noticed that guy will tell a tale like that,” Earl said.
Various rumors flew about all of that Saturday, Sunday too. And then came Nora’s admitting to having been at the back of the parking lot at the time in question. “I was there,” she said. “But I did not kill Harry. I’d gone to get my horse when the thunder and lightning broke. I knew that Harry would have her tied to a tree. She’d panic. I couldn’t stand it, just sitting there knowing the way he treated that fine mare. I’d begged him not to ride her. He did it just to spite me. I ran by the river path, both going there and coming home. Yes, I have a shotgun, a double-barrelled one that used to belong to Charlie. Right now I don’t know where it is. I did not have it when I went to the hotel parking lot. I saw Harry and the mare leave the lot and turn north onto Main Street.”
Whether Chief Hurley believed what Nora told him we didn’t know. Nora didn’t know either, for she herself, coming in for groceries, told us about that. I have to say that she looked a totally different Nora from the one I’d seen a few weeks back: stronger and more confident, very thin and drawn it’s true, but with eyes sort of fierce, and mouth grim. Yet who else but Nora could possibly have a motive for killing Harry? I didn’t say that to anybody, but I knew that Earl was thinking the same thing when he said, coming back from taking the groceries out to her truck, “A miracle she’ll need to get clear of this mess.”
I’d offered to stay nights with Nora. She’d thanked me and said: “I’m okay, Emma, better able now to think than I’ve been for months.”
Nora’s story was that she had been in the kitchen when she heard the horse come galloping into the yard. The bridle rein was hanging in front of it and the riding saddle had slipped a little sideways. Because Rory, the hired man, was off for the evening, she had put the horse in the stable and had rubbed it down. It was her own mare that Charlie Fitzmaurice had given her for an anniversary that Charlie’s friend George Banner had bred and raised.
“Didn’t you worry about where your husband might be, Nora?” the chief had asked.
“I’d no doubt as to where he’d be, Chief Hurley,” Nora said. “He’d be walking home, or trying to, anyway. And I knew that when he did get home there’d be a beating for me. I hoped that the rain would help sober him up. He was drunk even before he set off for the hotel. He’d been buying liquor and keeping it hid in the barn. He was more violent that night than he’d ever been. It was only because he was so smashed and couldn’t catch me that I escaped a beating earlier. And because he couldn’t beat me he tore up the kitchen and killed my little dog.”
When that piece of news filtered through to us I felt truly sick.
“Killed her little dog! Oh, Earl! That was the last gift that Charlie gave her, for her birthday, but months before he died. That sweet little white poodle she called Persha.” And for Nora it would have been so much more than the death of her little white dog. Motive? A whole pile of motives was going to have to be sifted through.
“I’ve a nasty feeling,” Earl said, looking grim, “that we’re not going to like the outcome.”
The chief, stopping by, had told us that some high-ranking detectives were coming to take the case out of his hands. “They’ll be talking to you,” he said. “Just tell them everything the way you told it to me.” I felt cold inside, for Nora. Monday morning Inspector Hardman and Sergeant Wilshire arrived.
And Monday morning it was that Reggie Crossland came from his farm into town. After a visit and lunch with his parents he came into our shop to stock up on groceries, heading then for the farm. Earl had a great many questions about the farm that Reggie was stocking, at present, with sheep.
“First rate place for sheep, Earl,” Reggie said. “Oh, yeah, I’ll have some dairy cattle by and by; I’ve some fine lowland pasture. Then I won’t have to pay this price for a piece of cheese that some folks are charging. I’ve but two milking cows as it is.”
“Sheep farming, dairy farming! You all alone! You could lose your shirt. You’d a lot of good ideas when you worked here as a lad; always thought you’d come up with something smart.”
“Smartest lad you ever had, Earl. I’m glad to see you took my advice and put wheels on those bins.” There was the same roguish grin, the devilish twinkle in the blue eyes. But the red curls now had a considerable sprinkle of grey. Tough muscled he was now, and lean, brown as a nut, too. But there was a hardness also that I had never thought to see in Reggie’s eyes.
“Smart-assed you mean,” Earl chided. “But yes, best worker I ever had. Not that we aren’t pleased with Ron. He’s a dam good lad. Now, if you’d said beef cattle—”
And as I attended to customers at the post office I heard them at it just like old times. And then Earl was saying: “You’ll find out what a pound of cheese costs before you’re much older. But there’s something you’ve not got on that farm that you’re going to need.”
“What’s that?”
“A wife. I’m hoping you’ve someone in mind, or are you thinking your ma’ll go out there to cook for you?”
“Ma? Heck, no. She’s got more than enough to do. Give me time, Earl. After all, I’m not long back.”
“How much time d’you need? You’re middle-aged as it is.”
Reggie made a deprecatory noise. “Just coming into my prime.”
They went on talking, selecting and packing items into several boxes. There’ll be no difficulty about the wife, I thought. Already female eyes were turning Reggie’s way. There was an air of maturity about him now that made him even more attractive than the youthful Reggie had been. That morning was the first time Reggie had heard of how Harry Bagley had died. He and Earl turned to that topic.
“That’s the night I drove out to my farm. I’d intended coming in then for the groceries but never did get the time. Knew I’d have to come in again anyway. I don’t have the phone, or TV. I do have a radio in the truck, but didn’t hear any mention on the news. Friday night, yeah, that’s the night I ran out of gas in that storm, would you believe it! I’d had a million things to attend to. Knew right well I was low on gas and then clean forgot. Ma had wanted me to stay over, but I’d my two cows needing milking, pigs to feed, hens to shut up so the foxes wouldn’t get ’em. And I’d my two dogs closed up in the house.”
About an hour after Reggie left the shop, word came that George Banner had been taken to the hospital following a stroke Friday night. The gloom thickened. In my post office cubbyhole I sat thinking about George. Polly came downstairs, putting her head around my door. “I’ve put yours and Earl’s tea ready upstairs,” she said. “I’ll buzz if anyone needs the post office or if the shop gets busy.” We’ve a code: one buzz for Earl, two for me or Polly. But Monday is usually our quietest day.
I could see that Polly had been crying, and I remembered that years ago she and George had walked out together. Polly never had said why they split up but I had suspected, well, it was rather more than a suspicion, that George had been in love with Nora. For Nora, it had been only a tentative attraction before she’d gone to care for Mrs. Fitzmaurice. After that there had been Charlie. Polly hadn’t been able to continue the association. Strong Polly is, with her own ideas of what’s right. They’d stayed good friends. I’d long felt that Polly should have made herself more available socially. She tends not to get noticed, so fine a person. She and some good man are missing out. I put up another prayer for Polly.
Earl and I sat upstairs with our tea. “As Polly says,” Earl murmured, a bit shakily, “three times it is.”
“George isn’t — Doc Entwistle says his vital signs are good, that he’ll come out of it. Who else would have held up as George has?”
“The way things are I can’t see—” Earl’s voice trailed off into a deep sigh. “You know, she could have gone up Meadow Lane, since it runs out of the hotel parking lot, while Harry and the horse went up Main Street. They’d have come face to face at the vacant lot. And if Nora did have the gun like Beamer says, well, from there she could have gone home with the horse and not a soul would see her. Hardman’s going to think that.”
The chief was talking to Polly when we went downstairs. I thought he seemed, well, different. I couldn’t have said why. For a bachelor he keeps himself looking neat.
“Just passing, Emma, Earl.” He made to leave. “Oh, my pipe tobacco, Polly.”
“Chiefs upset?” Earl asked, looking at Polly after the door had closed. “He say anything new?”
“He’s not on the murder case, you know.” Polly went back to the weighing of sugar into five pound bags. “Dropped in for his pipe tobacco like you saw. Upset, like the rest of us.”
I was relieved that Polly, no longer tearful, was her brisk self again. Worth her weight in gold; we would have had a hard time without her.
Inspector Hardman came to visit us that afternoon. A goodlooking man, in a cold sort of way. Not unpleasant, but his very direct questions demanded clear answers. The chief had briefed him, of course. We watched after he left the shop, saw him drive the short distance up Main Street and turn right onto North Road, going out to the Fitzmaurice farm. Our hearts were lead weighted. He’d not be long finding out the truth of whatever it was that Nora had done.
Rory O’Brien told of seeing the gun as late as Friday morning on its rack above the chest in the Fitzmaurice farmhouse living room. Now it had vanished. Rory recalled the days when he’d seen Charlie Fitzmaurice teaching Nora to use it. “With Harry,” Rory said, “it was different. He was scared of firearms. Only thing he’d have been likely to do with it was to sneak it off and sell it.”
As the days passed, Beamer’s story gained in credibility. A long week we endured, but finally arrived at Friday. And then a third bombshell hit. Inspector Hardman had come into the shop to verify with us some of the things that Nora had told him. He was about to leave when the shop doorbell tinkled and in breezed Bill Worseley. Every Friday Bill comes in for a mountain of groceries. The Worseleys are Reggie Crossland’s nearest neighbors in the Rocky Mountain area, even though they are miles apart. Annie, Bill’s wife, comes into town but once a year. She makes a day of it, visiting her cousin Maude a few streets to the north of us.
Bill, a boisterous sort of guy, but goodnatured for all that, can be heard all over any room without anybody even trying to listen. “I’ll leave you Annie’s list, Earl,” he bellowed. “I’ll be back in a couple of hours or so. I’ve to run out to the lumber mill for some two-by-fours. Some paint and wallpaper I’m to get as well. Annie’s telling me I have to do the upstairs rooms over. I never have seen anything like the work she can dredge up for me.”
“Seems to me you keep her mighty busy, too, Bill. All them kids you got,” Earl said.
Bill’s laughter stirred the dust on our top shelves. “I’m a lucky man,” he boomed. “My Annie’s the best there is. Mind you put in all that stuff she ordered or my name’ll be mud. Yours, too. Say, this is a hell of a business over Harry being shot. Who’d have thought that right at the very time I was driving past this here corner and out past the Fitzmaurice place last Friday night—”
“Bill.” Earl, seeing the inspector’s sudden interest, had hurriedly laid a hand on Bill’s arm. “Bill, I don’t believe you’ve met Inspector Hardman. He’s working on that job right now.”
“No sir, we ain’t met,” Bill said. “Howdy do.” Bill held out a work-roughened spade of a hand, the grip of which the inspector would remember. His bright brown eyes examined Hardman. He was going to have to give Annie full details of this. A real, top-ranking police guy if that smart suit was any guide. Yes, he’d have to tell Annie how he’d shaken the hand of a top-ranking chap from headquarters. A guy who could tell you a thing or two about murders and such.
“Last Friday night, Mr. Worseley, at around nine thirty you drove by that vacant lot out there, and along North Road past the Fitzmaurice farm. Am I right?”
“Well, more like ten o’clock I’d say, for that rain was really beltin’ down. Real late I was, for I’d had considerable trouble with the truck. I’d had a blowout as well as engine trouble, been in the garage for a couple of hours. I’d picked up the groceries here at about eight and then went up to Annie’s cousin’s place for a bite to eat and I had four dozen eggs to take her. She’d given up on me by the time I got there. And then, sitting there gabbing with Maude and Ben, well, it was getting pretty late. ‘Annie’ll kill me,’ I sez. ‘I better hit the road.’ Maude’s kitchen clock said ten. It was pouring like hell when I turned onto the North Road.” Bill did plenty of arm-waving to indicate his itinerary.
“So twice you went by the vacant lot last Friday night,” Hardman said. “Once at around eight o’clock and again at possibly five after ten?”
“I’d say that’s about it.”
“On that North Road, do you recall seeing anyone? Anything unusual?”
Bill scratched his face. “No, can’t say as I can. Not a night that folks would be out if they didn’t have to. Nothin’ unusual except for somebody who’d run out of gas. I stopped to see if he needed help, but he’d just come from a nearby farm with a gallon can and was okay. Just drove on after that. Nothin’ unusual except for me being late like I never was before.”
“The man who had run out of gas, did you know him?”
“Oh, yeah. The teacher’s lad. Reggie Crossland. He’s just bought a farm next to me. He’d been into town on lawyer business and to gab with his folks, he said, and was headed back to the farm. He’d get his tank filled at the crossroads when he got over to the valley.”
“From a farm you said he came with a gallon can of gas. Which farm was that, Mr. Worseley?”
I felt my throat get dry, and shivers ran down my back. Glancing at Earl I saw the consternation on his face. Apart from Earl and me, the inspector and Bill were the only other people in the shop. Polly had gone upstairs to make the ten o’clock tea. The whole atmosphere of the shop was suddenly charged and tense.
“The Fitzmaurice farm,” Bill said, blithely. “Nearest one to the road at that point. I was but a mile out of town on the North Road. Their place, it’s but a bit back off the road. I could see lights on in the yard.”
The doorbell tinkled again as Bill strode out. I felt drained. Earl was leaning heavily against the counter. “Inspector, I did tell the chief about all the customers we’d had last Friday. I’d thought Bill was headed for home when he went out of here at around eight o’clock.”
“So had we,” the inspector said. “Eight o’clock hadn’t seemed to fit in with what we needed. I’d appreciate it if you’d not mention what you just heard.”
“Oh, no way,” Earl said, not without feeling. “Of course not,” I said. My throat had a swollen sensation.
We watched as Inspector Hardman turned his car once again onto the North Road, this time heading for Reggie’s farm. “This Friday, too,” I said, “we’re not going to forget.”
That afternoon Reggie Crossland was arrested for the murder of Harry Bagley. The clincher had been Inspector Hardman’s finding Nora’s shotgun in Reggie’s house. In a kitchen cupboard it was, the kitchen being the only room in the house that was furnished in any way, that is, with a stove, a table, and a cot bed. Reggie admitted that the gun was — or had been — Nora’s. He had bought it from her, he said, that same night that he went to get the gallon can of gas for his truck. He had need of a shotgun, he said, for the rabbits were overrunning his farm. He drove himself in, Inspector Hardman driving behind Reggie’s blue truck. But because Reggie now had many animals needing his care on the farm he was let out at once on bail.
That night, after the shop was closed, Earl, Polly, and I sat talking about Reggie and Nora, about the days when they had been so young and carefree, riding about Longvalley in the old jalopy, tootling the lighthearted notes on the Klaxon horn.
“Two young people really in love they were,” Polly said. “If it hadn’t been for that wretched war they’d have married, and none of this would ever have happened. When they met again, the way it once had been for them, it all came back. And Reggie saw what Bagley had done to Nora. He took the gun and went out to find Bagley. That’s how it looks to me anyway.”
I thought back, and remembered Nora’s voice, husky with emotion as she’d said: “Emma, did you know that Reggie Crossland’s back?”
I couldn’t get to sleep that night, nor could Earl. We tossed and turned, every now and then breaking into some exclamation about what had happened. At about four in the morning we both dozed off, exhausted, and neither of us heard the alarm go off at six. It was Polly coming in with coffee at seven that roused us.
“Didn’t think you two had plans to sleep all day,” she said, “seeing it’s Saturday. Guess what?”
“At seven in the morning who needs riddles,” Earl growled.
“Nora Fitzmaurice has confessed to shooting Bagley. Last night she went to the station and gave herself up. Ron, he’s downstairs getting ready to open up. He rode to work with that young constable. The news reporter told him the same thing.”
“Bloody hell!” Earl’s cup banged into the saucer. “Those two! Now both of ’em’s up to the neck, for a stinker like Bagley. Polly, you sure know how to start a day.”
“She’s out on bail,” Polly went on, crashing up the window blinds. “There’s a police matron staying with her on the farm. Mattie Crossland, she’s gone out with Reggie to his place.” Polly stood holding the door in her hand. “You ready for something else?”
“Why not, we’re case hardened by now.” Earl’s coffee cup rattled as he set it on the bedside table. “Young Ron, don’t tell me he’s been up to something?”
“Not Ron, no. Remember Rachel’s boy, Alvin, that girl Elsie he got into trouble, and Rachel took her in? Well, she’s back with the child, a teenager he is now. They’re staying with Rachel. Seems Elsie’s divorced. And the boy, I’m told, is the living image of Alvin.”
Polly’s hesitant manner as she stood holding the door indicated that she wasn’t finished. Nervously, Earl and I waited. Still Polly stood, staring over our heads out the windows.
“Something else you’ve got on your mind?” Earl ventured.
“Elsie, she’d be a good one for you to have in the market,” Polly said slowly.
Earl and I looked at each other in surprise. “But, Polly,” Earl said, “we’ve hardly — there’s four of us already.”
“Three, Earl. I’m getting married. The chief and me. He’s been promoted. We’ll be leaving Longvalley.”
I’ve never known Polly to close a door so quietly. We hardly knew she’d gone.
That’s the kind of day that Saturday was from the start.
“Two can’t be charged with the same one murder, can they, Earl?” I asked. We’d gobbled breakfast and had joined Polly and Ron downstairs. What a good lad Ron is for us. I felt truly grateful for him. To be losing Polly, well, if you can imagine feeling glad and sad all at one time, and add to that my remembering how devout my prayer for Polly had been, you’ll understand the turmoil I was in.
“Sure they can, if both have had a hand in it. But you know right well that Nora’s saying she did it just to get Reggie off the hook. Don’t forget that Reggie had the gun. Don’t forget that Rory saw the gun early that Friday. Comes Reggie to the farm for gas and sees the state that Nora’s in. Who’s to say that Reggie didn’t grab the gun and go looking for Harry? Reggie’s in big trouble as I see it.”
But the story that Nora now told had sinister impact; for, little as most of us wanted to believe Beamer Ross’s tale, Nora’s latest version coincided with that.
“Harry and I had had a terrible row,” Nora said. “I’d forbidden him to take my horse. He’d been ruining her. I knew when that thunder and lightning got started that the horse would be panicked, tied up to a tree in the hotel parking lot. I went to get my horse back, and I took the gun because I meant to kill Harry. From where I was at the back of the parking lot I saw him come out of the bar. When he started tormenting the horse I fired, but missed. I ran up Meadow Lane as Harry and the horse went up Main Street. I was waiting for him by the lilac bushes as he crossed the vacant lot. That’s when I killed him. I took the horse and went home.”
“How did Reggie Crossland get your gun?” the inspector had asked.
“I’d just got home when Reggie came into the yard. He’d run out of gas. He came into the kitchen. We talked for a while. The gun was on the kitchen table. Reggie said he had need of just such a gun. I sold it to him along with a box of cartridges and the gas for his truck.” That was Nora’s story, and she was sticking to it.
Needless to say that Beamer Ross went about telling everybody, “I told you so. Seen her shoot him, I did, with my own eyes.”
“You seen nothing of the sort, Beamer,” one of Beamer’s drinking pals told him. “We all went out, remember. And Harry wasn’t there, neither was he dead, for others saw him going up Main Street. Gun flashes you say you saw. Malarkey! Lightning was what you saw.”
And Reggie swore he had proof that Nora did not kill Harry. Her fingerprints on the gun? Why not? It had been her gun, she had handled it many times. He had not cleaned it in any way, had just set it down out of the way in his kitchen broom closet.
“Something’s wrong with all of it,” Earl said. “Nora and Reggie, those two are trying to protect each other. Each thinks the other did it. Now, to me that means that neither of ’em did it. If neither of them killed Harry, who did?”
And then all charges against Nora were dropped. And that was a shock, too, for it meant that now Reggie was surely suspect. He’d left Nora at the farm, taking the gun and cartridges. He was in a rage against Harry, seeing the condition that Nora was in, and upset by what she’d told him. Had the horse arrived back while he was there, or even before, Reggie could have deduced that Harry was not too far away, making his way home on foot. And on the vacant lot Reggie, carrying the loaded gun, had found him. Speculation had Reggie guilty of the crime. Moreover, Inspector Hardman’s findings appeared to bolster that.
What Inspector Hardman had found was that Nora had indeed been on the hotel parking lot, but without the gun, and that she had not gone home by way of Meadow Lane that runs parallel to Main Street. Her first story had been that she had gone to the parking lot by the river path, returning the same way. It was on that path that the inspector found Nora’s footprints in damp soil where, beneath thickly leafed trees, they had not been washed away by the rain; impressions showing clearly Nora’s shoeprints going both ways. Further, there were handprints where she had fallen.
Had Nora been carrying a gun, those handprints, so the detective thought, would not have been so clearly defined, fingers outstretched. Moreover, the gun had not been cleaned by Reggie or anyone and, although showing evidence of having been recently fired, it carried no trace whatsoever of the mud or soil where Nora had stumbled. Then, too, the spot where she had tripped gave proof that the fall had been on her return, the handprints pointing plainly the direction she’d been going. Nora, the inspector said, had not gone up Meadow Lane to meet and kill Harry as he entered the vacant lot from Main Street. She had returned home by the river path as she had said in her first story.
Then, overnight, came further incriminating evidence against Reggie. The two spent cartridges from Nora’s shotgun were found in his rain slicker pocket. “Hidden away in a mountain shack,” the newspaper had it; a cabin that Reggie had built on the mountain for his needs when tending sheep in that area. Simultaneously, in his farmhouse, the detectives discovered a bloodstained jacket. Things could not have looked blacker for Reggie.
All of this was followed by yet another confusing aspect. Through Doc Entwistle, who had had to report it, Inspector Hardman discovered that Reggie had been shot in the right arm. Shotgun pellets embedded there had caused an infection. So, who had shot Reggie? “I suppose I was careless with the gun,” he said. On the same day that the sergeant found the spent cartridges in Reggie’s pocket, Inspector Hardman found two further spent cartridges in Meadow Lane, these latter being totally unexplainable, for they did not fit Nora’s gun. A close check proved that Harry’s face had been full of Number 6 shot from the latter two cartridges found in Meadow Lane, not the Number 5 shot in the ones fitting Nora’s gun. The shot in Reggie’s right arm was definitely from Nora’s gun.
Inspector Hardman, sitting across from Reggie and Nora in the Fitzmaurice farm kitchen, looked grim. “I want the truth and I want it now,” he said. “If neither of you killed Bagley, are you protecting someone? I shall get the truth, of course, and if either of you is withholding evidence it could go hard for you.”
Reggie, right arm in a sling, told the story for both himself and Nora. “I got into the Fitzmaurice farmyard that stormy Friday night with my gallon can for gas,” Reggie began. “There was a yard light on, but no lights were on in the house. I was afraid I’d have to rouse someone out of bed, and then I saw that the kitchen door was partly open. I pushed on the door and had stepped forward to enter, was about to shout, when a blast of shot hit me, getting the doorjamb mostly. I yelled, ‘What the hell’s going on!’
“And then there was Nora, flinging the gun down and screaming. But she could only weep and hold onto me. When I switched on the kitchen light I saw the state the room was in: things overthrown, dishes smashed. And Nora’s little white dog lay dead on the floor. Nora was sopping wet and mudstained.
“After a while, although Nora was still hysterical, she was telling me: ‘I thought you were Harry. I was waiting for him. I was going to kill him for what he did tonight to little Persha, and to my horse that Charlie gave me.’ That’s what she was crying. And had it been Harry she wouldn’t have killed him. She’d have missed him just as she missed me. I know she didn’t kill Harry because there she was at home waiting for him. And when I left I took the gun with me. I said I wanted to buy the gun. Right enough I needed one for the rabbits, like I said.
“When Nora told me what Harry had done, and I saw that little dog and the way that kitchen looked, and the way Nora was, I said, ‘I’ll go and get that bastard. I’ll give him the thrashing of his life.’ I saw what he’d reduced Nora to. I wanted to get my hands on him. But Nora screamed at me: ‘No, Reggie, no. Don’t go near him. Tonight he’s worse than he’s ever been. The drink has finally driven him mad. He’s completely out of control.’
“I ejected the two cartridges she’d fired and dropped them into my slicker pocket. Then together we buried that little dog. I went to the orchard and dug a hole where Nora said while she wrapped it in a bath towel. She sort of collapsed, weeping, on its grave. She was in a shocking state, wet and muddy, and cold. I do believe if I could have got my hands on Bagley right then there wouldn’t have been much left of him. I picked Nora up and carried her into the house. After she calmed down we both noticed that my arm was bleeding. I’d taken off the slicker, even then not realizing I’d been hit. I had felt a bit of a sting. Nora got out some of the shot and put iodine on the arm and bandaged it. I said I’d get it looked after. I tried doctoring it myself later when it began to fester.
“When I thought that Nora was all right I left, taking the gun with me. She was overwrought, and Harry, no telling what mood he’d be in, she might have another go at him. I didn’t see Harry that night. I’d promised I’d not go back looking for him. I didn’t know that Harry was dead until I came into town the following Monday. I’d a deal going through at the bank for the purchase of some farm machinery. Seems when Harry had been found shot Nora thought that I had gone back to find him. Up the mountain as I was most of that week, building my cabin, I heard no news at all. Evenings, I got the chores done and slept mostly.”
Two mysterious cartridges. Someone had waited for Harry, or had met him crossing the lot, and had killed him, then had gone down Meadow Lane ejecting the spent cartridges. Someone other than Nora or Reggie had wanted Harry dead. But who? Well, that could be all the rest of us.
“The hand of God is in it. Charlie Fitzmaurice came back from the grave!” What had been whispers began to be boldly outspoken. Wishful thinking, I say, a way out when nothing logical works; something to mitigate the unbearable frustration. I couldn’t shake the feeling that, collectively, we’d all had a hand in it.
Being released didn’t free Reggie or Nora from suspicion. The grim shadow of doubt hung heavy, a black cloud. Two fine people whom we had watched grow from childhood, whom we all loved, should they come together at last were never to escape the burden of suspicion. Knowing their own innocence could provide no real peace as long as accusing eyes were turned on them. That’s how Longvallians are, we have to have it in black and white. I couldn’t get my heart up out of my boots. The detectives did not leave Longvalley. They had arrived back at the point of beginning all over again, with a trail gone cold. And that, we all sensed, should make them dig deeper, failure being unacceptable to them.
And then George Banner died. With his death the devastating truth was revealed. In wonderment we heard how it had happened. That fateful Friday night, following his nightly routine, George had gone for a leisurely horseback ride. At Rachel’s suggestion he’d taken his gun, hoping to get a rabbit or two. Rachel did make the best rabbit pie, George’s favorite. Returning home as the storm rumbled overhead, George, unobserved among the trees on his own side of the river, saw Nora run towards the hotel parking lot, and also Bagley in the distance, in some sort of trouble with the horse, going off into Main Street. Nora, deeply disturbed, weeping and stumbling, had turned back through the trees and along the river path towards her home. “My poor Brownie. My little Persha, dead, murdered, murdered! Charlie! Charlie! Oh, God! Let me die tonight!”
On his horse George sat, his blood running cold at Nora’s desperate sobbing. Still loving Nora and feeling in his very soul a duty to his lifelong friend Charlie, George put his horse to fording the river, heading into Meadow Lane. Totally without plan or purpose, merely seeking movement to work off the anger pounding in his head, hearing only Nora’s voice, seeing only Nora’s face and Charlie’s.
At the top of the lane he drew rein, not quite knowing why he’d come there. No one was in sight. Lightheadedness seemed to lift him; he no longer felt earthbound. Outside of himself he floated skyward. Vaguely George realized that some untoward thing was reaching a climax inside him, knew that a final destiny was unfolding over which he had no control. Thunder crashed, lightning split the clouds and found its way into his head. It didn’t matter; the pain he’d lived with was gone, numbness was developing. In his ears an ocean roared and pounded.
And in the shadowy distance there was Bagley, and the mare, entering the rubble-strewn lot from the Main Street side. Among the scattered masonry Harry stumbled and fell, losing his hold on the mare’s bridle. A crack of thunder and the mare plunged, rearing, whinnying in terror, then, finding herself free, galloped off.
Without haste, as though other forces than his own had the ordering, George raised the gun and, as a sheet of lightning illumined the area, he fired. There was stillness and darkness, and then the gentler sounds of rain. George’s horse, sensing no restraint nor guidance on the bit, turned homeward. George, following the habit of years, with fingers that fumbled now, ejected the shells into the lane.
At the river’s edge where the footbridge spanned the narrower, deeper water, George let the gun go. It fell into the water with a barely audible splash and sank at once, soft black mud sucking it down, a quiet gurgle. The water’s surface, briefly rippled and mud-dyed, had settled by the time George had crossed. He shuddered and slumped forward. Once home he had had to be carried into the house. He could neither walk nor talk.
“A stroke,” Doc Entwistle said. “But vital signs are good. He’ll come out of this.”
Rachel was horrified. “He’d been feeling so good lately. I shouldn’t have let him — he never should have gone riding.”
“Why the hell not?” Doc said. “I told him to do whatever he felt like doing.”
Only with difficulty had George finally been able to tell Doc what had happened, not being quite sure that it had. Perhaps his realization of what had really happened came only then, for George suffered a second stroke, his overstrained heart giving way. His end had been peaceable. Rachel, who had suffered along with George’s days of pain, felt calm, her own burden lifted. Of course, Entwistle had had to tell Hardman. But they never did find the gun.
The shockwave through Longvalley, though profound, was only briefly devastating. In awed tones Longvallians whispered: “We said all along that the hand of God was in it that night. Since the beginning of time hasn’t He wrought his ordering through special people?” They thought that Charlie, through George, had been the instrument.
As for me, it made me shiver. Never before had I recognized the burden that the ancient ones had carried, the staggering responsibility of asking and of having been listened to.
Tonight, the first in a long time, my poor exhausted Earl is sleeping like a babe. From the window I can see over the moonlit valley. Beneath the lovely trees the river flows, silvered with starlight. So quiet the street outside. The storm, at last, is really over.
Mystery and Magic on the Steppe
by Arthur Porges
Tugai Bey and his nephew, Burlai Khan, scouting well ahead of the Horde as ordered, found one small farm in a sheltered valley among the foothills, a rather rare configuration on the vast, level steppes. It was the first human habitation in many versts of featureless plain.
They dismounted from their shaggy little ponies, and horn reflex bows in hand, stalked the area, two dark men, short and muscular, wary and savage as any two wild animals. It was a poor enough place: a few patches of spindly wheat, one bony cow, a few chickens, and a sod hut for the family of three.
The Tartars cautiously skirted the farm on all sides, found no neighbors to worry about, and made their plans accordingly, being experienced scouts. The farmer, a burly Slav, was working in the field with a boy of perhaps twelve, no doubt his son. They were unarmed except for their crude hoes; obviously, this region had known peace of late. Certainly, no Horde had come this way for some years.
The woman, gaunt and juiceless, was plucking a scrawny hen while her baby, still too young to walk, played in the dirt at her feet, softly prattling.
The two barbarians exchanged several cryptic grunts. As expert raiders they had developed a simple, effective routine, requiring only a few basic signals. They fitted arrows to their short but immensely powerful bows, and struck. Neither the farmer nor his son, the only possible fighters in the family, could have been aware of what was happening to them. At that short range, from solid ground instead of galloping ponies, the two Tartars could have split wands. The whistling arrows drove deep into the victims’ bodies, and they died where they stood, uncomprehending and almost instantaneously. With uncouth cries of exultation, the scouts moved in on the terrified woman, frozen in place.
They were well aware that they must not burden themselves with captives, no matter how desirable as slaves: mobility and distance covered were the watchwords of this operation. Tugai Bey dashed the baby’s brains out against a rock; his nephew, grinning savagely at this welcome opportunity to indulge himself, strangled the mother, too traumatized by the fate of her infant to struggle, or, perhaps, even to care.
After that, they butchered the cow and gorged on burnt gobbets of meat, for they had long subsisted on grain, supplemented by a few ounces of warm blood from the veins of their mounts. Burlai Khan would have torched the wheat, but his uncle, wiser in war, restrained him. Why alert other settlers farther away by making a lot of smoke? The leaders of the Horde couldn’t object to their scouts’ enjoyment of a brief, murderous diversion here but would strongly resent their warning the whole countryside that the barbarians were on the move. There was thought to be a sizable walled town ahead, replete with gold and women; it would be a fine place to invest and plunder. So let the grain stand for now.
It was late in the afternoon before they found a second farm. This one was even smaller and less prosperous than the first, since it was a one-man operation. There were only a few square yards under cultivation and no livestock; and the hut was a tiny, rickety lean-to. Their reconnoitering revealed only one inhabitant, a feeble old man, pulling up weeds with twisted, arthritic fingers. His posture, skinny rear towards the barbarians, was very inviting, suggesting the brutal sort of practical joke that delighted them. Tugai Bey, grinning and nodding towards his nephew, had already drawn an arrow to its head, intending to feather it squarely in the farmer’s backside, when the younger man gave a little gasp and clutched his uncle’s shoulder. Irritably Tugai Bey gently relaxed the bowstring and, weapon dangling from one chunky hand, peered in the direction his nephew indicated. He, too, sucked in his breath at the sight. A large snow leopard, one of the rarest of the big cats, the gorgeous fur of which was highly prized, was stalking the old man. It was seldom that these solitary predators came down from the mountains; only in times of famine, when game was scarce, were they found under a height of ten thousand fee.
They watched it with profound interest and anticipation, wondering about its presence here, in the flatlands. But in any case, whatever the reason, this promised to be far more fun than transfixing the farmer with a barbed shaft. And after the old man was torn apart, their arrows would skewer the leopard. The magnificent pelt of silver grey with brown rosettes, apparently in prime condition, thick and fluffy, would be a splendid trophy.
They could hear the farmer muttering to himself as he worked, occasionally chanting in a cracked voice, oblivious to the dangerous animal behind him. The two Tartars crouched, full of malicious glee, as the bushy-tailed cat, stretched full length on the brown soil, glided nearer to its intended prey. They saw it pause, gather its powerful hind legs under its body, and prepare to pounce, every flat, sinuous muscle tense. The dark claws worked in the white sheaths of its big paws as if anticipating the rending to come.
Then, to their amazement, the farmer whirled, showed yellow, broken teeth in a grin, and waved one hand in mock reproof. The snow leopard, seeming oddly abashed, relaxed, rolled upon its back, and purred so loudly they could hear it even from their position many yards away. The old man went to the cat, rubbed its belly, tugged playfully at the fluffy tail, and returned to his weeding.
Completely awed, the scouts stared at each other. Surely this was magic. Never in all their wanderings had they seen anything like it. There were ponies with the Horde, of course, the product of many generations of association, and a few dogs, but who ever heard of a snow leopard subservient to a man? Yes, this old man must be a mighty wizard, perhaps his true shape that of a fearsome goblin. Tugai Bey shuddered as he thought of the shaft he had almost loosed at this sorcerer, and was glad that his nephew had intervened in time. Why, by now the pseudo-farmer in his wrath might have turned them both into rocks or even lumps of horse dung. To nomads that was a dreadful fate, since it meant, other matters aside, an end to the mobility they cherished.
But now his nephew gave a little grunt of surprise. It was incredible enough that the old man had tamed and enslaved a ferocious predator, but what was this? Around the lean-to came a small dog, a black, shaggy mongrel with intelligent, humorous eyes. It ran up to the leopard, barked brightly, and crouched, tail wagging, obviously unafraid of the big cat.
The farmer looked at them, and when the leopard seemed reluctant to respond, said, “Very well, my dear children — play. But you, Winter, be very careful. I know you love Blackberry, and would never wish to hurt him, but you have been careless lately, and those paws of yours are strong. So be extra gentle or I may have to stop the game. Now you may romp,” and he pointed one authoritative finger at the odd pair.
The concealed Tartars, familiar with many Slavic dialects, understood the gist of his words, and their wonder grew. The sorcerer talked to the beasts; they seemed to know what his commands were, and obeyed them. Obviously, the leopard had waited for permission before daring to play with the little dog. A natural predator, fierce and untamable, taking orders from a frail old man; this was magic of a high sort, and undoubtedly the farmer was not what he seemed but a powerful demon in disguise — but why the feeble body, unless it was to trap observers into rush action which could be met with terrible consequences for the sorcerer’s amusement?
Right now the two animals were frolicking like puppies. The mongrel would charge the leopard, barking in mock ferocity; the big cat, back humped, whiskers bristling, spat and snarled as if actually intimidated. Then one broad paw, its claws carefully retracted, shot out in a streaking motion too fast for most of its prey to counter. The little dog was gently flattened into helplessness. For a moment the snow leopard pressed its captive against the ground, unable to move; then Blackberry whimpered his submission and rather reluctantly was freed. Immediately the game began again, with variations.
The scouts continued to watch, their astonishment growing. It was well known to all that a leopard’s favorite food was dog. Many of the camp’s mongrels had been taken whenever the Horde passed near the higher ranges. Yet here were mortal enemies playing together; only sorcery could account for it, and their fear of the pseudo-farmer increased.
Meanwhile the old man, weary and aching, retreated to the shade of the lean-to and sat down, his back against the side of the structure. He watched his two pets with a benevolent, almost foolish, expression. His rheumy eyelids drooped, and he drooled a little.
It was time, the Tartars felt, either to withdraw or reveal themselves. Surely the magician was aware of their presence; no concealment could deceive such a master. If they lingered, without doing him honor, he might well blast them; his kind were touchy. So, after a hasty whispered exchange, they decided to go forward and do him homage.
As they approached the old man, their belief in this power grew, for instead of fear and flight, the normal reaction of civilians to their appearance, he just sat there, waiting for them, and the naive smile on his wrinkled face deepened.
“Welcome, brothers,” he greeted them in a cracked, wavering voice. “I have little to offer visitors, but there are wheatcakes in the hut, some fermented milk.” The pair, still gorged on beef from the ravaged farm, were not interested in such poor fare. Instead Tugai Bey pointed to the animals, which, after pausing briefly to appraise the strangers, were again frolicking.
“You must be a mighty sorcerer,” the scout said in his vile but comprehensible Slavic, “to converse with such a beast as the leopard and give it orders so that it sports with its natural prey instead of devouring it.”
The old farmer smiled. “It is the simplest magic of all,” he said. “Anybody can practice it, but alas, few do, preferring hate and conflict. The magic of love. I love them, and they love each other. Nothing more is needed.”
Baffled, the scouts eyed him, expecting some elaboration of that bizarre statement.
“I do not understand that,” Tugai Bey grunted. “Love is not sorcery. A man may love his father, his brother, maybe his chief, or perhaps, for a time, a woman, but that is natural, not magic.”
“Yes, it is,” the old man persisted. “Because of it you see a ferocious beast, a born blood-drinker, playing joyously, in all innocence, with a small, helpless thing he could smash with a single blow and eat with relish. Love is the sorcerer here, not I. Even when I am dead — which will soon be the case, since I am very old and tired, these two would be as brothers from the same litter. Some day,” he added, “this same magic will make all men live together in peace and harmony.” He was silent then, recalling muzzily the tiny leopard cub he had found years ago and reared with the black pup.
“I fear, nephew,” Tugai Bey whispered, “that this old sorcerer is unwilling to share any of his knowledge with us. Instead he speaks in riddles, and shows his contempt. Well, since he is not mortal, and holds great power, there is nothing we can do about it; it would be very dangerous to offend him.” He spoke in their own guttural tongue, and the farmer, still lost in the past, let his eyelids sag once more.
“Surely an arrow through the heart can kill even a magician,” Burlai Khan said.
“You speak like a fool. It would glance off. Or even if it pierced him, he would just pluck it out, laughing, and visit a dreadful revenge upon us. And in his true, fearsome shape.” He glanced at the sun and said, “We have wasted enough time here. You wait, without annoying him I warn you, while I climb that hill to see what lies ahead.” And he strode off with the choppy, awkward steps of a horseman to mount his pony.
Burlai Khan idly watched the two animals, now lying down several yards apart, then addressed the farmer. He had to raise his voice before the sorcerer’s eyes opened. It seemed to the young, vigorous barbarian that this magician was indeed terribly old and weak. Maybe he should follow his uncle now. What if this strange being desired his strong young body and took it over, leaving him trapped in that worn-out husk — or as a forlorn wraith with no physical presence? He felt a surge of panic at the thought.
“Great One,” he murmured, “be not angry with me for asking, but is it true that if I drove an arrow through your heart, you would not die like a normal man but only pluck it out?”
The old man looked up, filmy eyes open now, but said nothing. The sweet, fatuous smile touched his lips, but that was the only response.
“Would you show me how it’s done? That would be something to tell around the evening fires. Say yes, I beg of you.” He was unused to asking instead of taking, and the plea almost choked him.
The farmer looked vaguely bewildered, but aware of some request. His eyes clouded still more, but at last he spoke, replying with a sort of query, however. “Yes, what? Yes, young man, whatever you wish. My home is yours. We are brothers, as all men are, or will be some day.”
To Burlai Khan this was permission enough. What a tale to tell! That he had sent an arrow through the heart of a great sorcerer, and seen him yank it out, grinning, as the wound healed instantly.
The old man’s eyes were completely closed now, so he didn’t see the short, heavy arrow locked. The scout moved back a dozen feet, drew the shaft to its cruelly barbed head, and cried, “I’m ready, master. You still permit?”
The old man said softly, eyes still shut, “Do as you like, brother...”
On the word the bowstring twanged, and the arrow nailed the farmer’s slight body, shrunken by the years, to the wall of the hut.
The young Tartar, anxious to observe the miracle at closer range, ran forward. There was very little blood, but that was only to be expected; the arrow’s shaft tended to block the free flow. But the sorcerer’s eyes remained closed, and he neither moved nor spoke when the scout gingerly tapped his shoulder.
“Take out the arrow now,” the Tartar urged him. “Now, o great sorcerer. Pull it out and return to life as you promised me.” But the old man didn’t stir, and a feeling of panic overwhelmed the youth. The magician must be angry after all and wasn’t going to oblige. Instead, he obviously meant to remain a corpse until it pleased him to live again. What had Burlai Khan done wrong? Something, it seemed, and even now the old man might be plotting some horrific act of reprisal. With a choked cry, the scout ran to his pony, scrambled into the saddle, and galloped off to find his uncle.
As he rode away, the black mongrel trotted up to his master, stood whimpering at his feet, then climbed into the farmer’s lap. His pink tongue caressed the still face, frozen in a smile. Then he jumped down and ran about, barking shrilly.
For a moment the leopard stood there, scrutinizing the frantic dog; then it moved in on padded feet to sniff curiously at the farmer’s wound, its yellow, opalescent eyes aglow. Blackberry ran up to it, whining, seeming to beg for consolation.
Briefly the great cat studied the frantic mongrel. Then, with a single oblique stare at the corpse, he thrust out a tentative paw, claws sheathed, and pinned the dog to the earth. The captive whined in protest, unwilling to play in this hour of loss. He squirmed vainly against the pressure, crying more loudly.
Then, very slowly, with gloating relish, the snow leopard brought its keen, bluish talons out, and the little dog yelped in agony as they drew blood. Putting its other forepaw on the black head, the big cat casually eviscerated its long-time playmate. It dipped its rough tongue into the crimson pool, lapping greedily. A low, grating sound came from its throat. It was purring.
Seeing Red
by D. H. Reddall
I had lunch at the Rudder where I managed to gag down the special: some limp greens, an arid potato, and the usual mystery meat that Floyd swears is roast beef. I left feeling like I’d swallowed a shotput.
Some of the stores were piping Christmas music out onto the street as I walked back to my office, mostly the Chipmunks and female rock groups from the fifties whose songs were a bit more musical than a carpenter falling down stairs with all his tools.
It’s a short walk. My office is located on Ocean Street over a music store. I unlocked the office, collected the mail, and got my feet up on the desk.
Fifteen minutes later the door opened, and a thin, worried-looking man walked in. He was wearing a mud-brown suit, yellow shirt, and narrow brown knit tie.
“Mr. Stubblefield?”
“Right the first time. Have a seat.” He sat across from me and primly crossed one leg over the other.
“My name is Alfred Windle. I’m station manager of WVOC here in Hyannis. Are you familiar with the station?”
“Sure,” I said. “ ‘VOC, Voice of the Cape.’ An all-talk format, right?”
“Correct.” He straightened his chocolate-colored tie. “Have you had occasion to listen to the Archie Chandler Show? No? Well, Archie is the anchor, if you will, of our programing. He’s intelligent, articulate, and quite often controversial. I suspect that people like him and loathe him in equal numbers, which, of course, makes for good ratings. At any rate, he recently received a rather dire threat.”
“Dire?”
“Oh my, yes. A death threat, actually.”
“If Chandler is as controversial as you say he is, he must receive a certain amount of hate mail as a matter of course.”
“That’s true, Mr. Stubblefield, and some of it quite vulgar. This is rather more serious, I’m afraid.” He fumbled in his coat pocket. “I brought along a copy of the letter. It’s rather incoherent, but it will give you an idea of the writer’s complaint.”
The letter was two pages long, typed, single-spaced. As Windle had said, it was rambling, incoherent, and filled with misspellings. The gist of it, so far as I could make out, was that Mikhail Gorbachev was the Antichrist and that glasnost was an elaborate trick to get America to disarm and withdraw, after which the Russians would crush us and then proceed to enslave the world. Anyone who thought otherwise, the letter went on, was a dupe and a comsymp, and anyone who broadcast the big commie lie over the radio was a traitor. The penalty for treason, the writer pointed out, was “summery execution.”
“Archie often deals with international issues,” said Windle, “and since the upheavals in the communist bloc, he has devoted a number of shows to discussions of Gorbachev, the dissolution of the various communist regimes, that sort of thing.”
“Have you been to the police?”
“Oh yes. They have the original letter. Realistically, there is little they can do at this point.”
“What do you want me to do?”
“Can you provide protection for Archie for awhile? Not full time, of course, but when he is coming from and going to the station, or making a personal appearance somewhere?”
I walked to the window. It was starting to snow. Wrong time of year for a summery execution. “Yes and no. If someone is really determined to kill Chandler, they’ll probably succeed. A foolproof defense is an illusion.” Windle looked crestfallen. “That’s not to say that nothing can be done. We can make it difficult for this guy. I’ll have to talk to Chandler.”
“Indeed, indeed you will.” He checked his watch. “Archie goes on at three. It’s half-past one now. Could you come by the station in the next hour?”
I said I’d be there and saw Windle to the door. From my window I watched him bundle down the street, his thin frame bent against the freshening storm.
Archie Chandler was a short fireplug of a man with a florid face and graying red hair. Both in manner and appearance he was a rooster.
“Look, Alfred, I’m busier than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest. Can we do this another time?” His desk was a welter of books, magazines, and newspaper clippings. “Who the hell are you?” he snapped, looking me up and down.
“Whittaker Chambers,” I said. “I just stopped in on my way to the pumpkin patch.”
Chandler threw some papers on his desk. “All right, Alfred. Who’s the wiseguy and what’s it all about?”
“This is Charles Stubblefield, Archie. He’s a private investigator. I’ve asked him to talk with you about the threat you received.”
Chandler snorted. “That wasn’t a threat. That was the demented ravings of some acrocephalic who spends too much time reading the
“Man threatened to kill you,” I said.
Chandler stared at me truculently. “ ‘If a man hasn’t found something that is worth dying for, he isn’t fit to live,’ ” he quoted. “Martin Luther King.”
“ ‘A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it,’ ” I retorted. “Oscar Wilde.”
Chandler cocked an eyebrow and let go the faintest of smiles. “You begin to interest me, Snugglefeel.”
“It’s Stubblefield,” said Windle, “and it would seem advisable, Archie, that we make some arrangements regarding your safety.”
“For pity’s sake, why? Because some addled, right-wing, paranoid whacko scribbles an illiterate threat? If I worried about every cretin from Rip-socket, Vermont, who sent me a nasty letter, I’d be out of a job.”
“You intend to discuss the issue in future shows?” I asked.
“Of course I do. It’s the most profound event of the last forty-five years. I’m not about to be intimidated, start limiting myself to chatty little shows about seat belt laws or the big doings over in the finance committee, just because of a few screamers indulging themselves in their thumb-sucking rages.”
I looked at Windle. “Archie,” he pleaded.
“Absolutely not, Alfred. I will not be wet-nursed, and that’s final.” He returned to his papers. Windle beckoned me outside.
“I’m terribly sorry to have wasted your time, Mr. Stubblefield,” he sighed. “I really can’t insist on it if he’s opposed to it. Please send the station a bill for your time.”
“That’s all right,” I said. “There’s no charge. It’s not every day that I get to exchange aphorisms with an expert.”
Breakfast at the Rudder is comparatively safe. The next morning I sat at the counter and ordered up eggs with bacon and an English muffin. Floyd came by, all smiles, wiping his hands on his apron.
“Enjoying your breakfast, Charles?” I was, actually, but tradition demanded an insult.
“Stuff tastes like dog food, Floyd.”
“Well, that depends on who’s eating it, I’d say.” He laughed and drifted over to the coffee machine. The newspaper was chock full of bad news and alarms, so I left it for the next guy and walked over to my office under a sky that looked bruised and swollen and full of snow. Windle and Chandler were waiting for me in the hall.
“What brings you gentlemen out so early?” I asked, but I figured I already knew.
“Trouble, Mr. Stubblefield,” said Windle. “Someone attempted to kill Archie last night.”
“About twelve thirty last night,” Chandler said as I led them into the office. “I was finishing up some work and getting ready to watch the Letterman show. I need very little sleep,” he explained, “and I rarely go to bed before two.” He was subdued now, not the same man I’d exchanged bon mots with the day before. “Fortunately, my wife and daughter were in bed. Fortunately for me, I had gone to the kitchen for a snack. While I was in the kitchen, somebody unloaded several shotguns through the living room windows.” He threw his hat on my desk and sat down heavily. “What the hell kind of person does a thing like that? My God, when I think of my family—”
Windle cleared his throat. “The police were there last night and again this morning, looking for evidence. I met with the board of directors this morning. All are agreed that Archie should have protection.” He looked at Chandler, who nodded his assent. “And now I have another meeting. I shall leave you two to work out the details.”
We sat in silence for awhile. Below, in the music store, someone was trying out a saxophone. Finally, Chandler spoke.
“It’s ironic, isn’t it?”
“How’s that?”
“I got into this business because I felt that public discourse in this country had degenerated into grunts and monosyllables on the one hand, and into obfuscatory bafflegab on the other: television and politics, you understand. Talk radio seemed an ideal arena for an open and rational exchange of ideas.” He massaged the back of his neck. “For my trouble, I get several loads of buckshot in my living room. So much for rational discourse.”
“Well,” I said, “maybe the one listener who knows what acrocephalic means took offense. By the way, what
Chandler laughed. “It means pinhead.” He stood and walked to the window. “How do you plan to proceed? I won’t tell you that this hasn’t shaken me up.”
“Well, for starters, can you get your family to another location?”
“Done. Doris left this morning with the baby for her sister’s place in Providence.”
“Okay. From now on, you go nowhere without me. We’ll check you into one of the motels on the strip. Use an assumed name and pay by cash. All right so far?”
“Yes, but I can’t live like that forever.”
“Let’s not worry about forever right now. Day at a time, as they say.”
I drove Chandler home so he could gather some clothes and essentials. Next stop was a hideous aquamarine Quonset hut called the Jolly Fisherman on Route 28. Chandler registered as Henry Mencken, threw his briefcase on the bed in disgust, and reminded me to pick him up by noon.
The desk sergeant let me into Carl Olivera’s office.
“Good morning, lieutenant.” Olivera folded his large square hands and looked up at me without expression.
“Stubblefield. To what do I owe my enormous good fortune?”
“Archie Chandler,” I said, taking the chair that had not been proffered. Olivera appraised me with flat black eyes.
“What about Chandler?”
“He stopped by this morning, asked for some protection.”
“So you’re going to hold Chandler’s hand. Why do I need to know this?”
“Come on, lieutenant. How many malignant duck hunters do I have to look out for?”
Olivera leaned back and sighed. “Probably one.”
“Chandler figures he heard ten, twelve shots.”
Olivera nodded. “I expect that a dozen is exactly right. Are you familiar with Street Sweepers?” I said I wasn’t. “They’re semiautomatic shotguns, hold a dozen shells in a rotary magazine. If you’re in a hurry, you can let off all twelve in about three seconds. Ain’t technology grand?”
“Twelve shells.”
“Yeah. Let’s see, there are about twenty-seven pellets per shell. That’s what — over three hundred pellets. Chandler’s lucky he wasn’t walking around in his living room. The guy really hosed the place down.”
“So you’re figuring one guy?”
“Probably. We got one witness, says she saw a guy on a big fancy motorcycle tearing down the street right after the shooting. She didn’t see anybody else.”
“Fancy?”
“She’s sixty-eight years old and doesn’t know from motorcycles. However, after some succinct and penetrating questions from one of our well-trained, attentive officers, it turns out what she meant by fancy was that the front fork was extended way out. A long, shiny chrome fork. That’s what I got, except of course for this pile of work on the desk here.”
I took the hint. “Thanks, lieutenant.”
“You hear anything, you get in touch, Stubblefield.” It wasn’t a request.
At eleven forty-five I drove by the orange dory in front of the Jolly Fisherman, between the huge rusting anchors, past the mural of the cavorting bluefish, and around to Chandler’s room. He cannoned out the door before the car had stopped.
“I’m going crazy in there. They’ve actually painted the room aquamarine. I
Fortunately, it’s only a five minute drive to the station. I dropped Chandler off and told him I’d see him at six. The rest of the afternoon was spent on paperwork and trying to ignore the trumpet lesson that Emil conducts each week for some poor soul who sounds as if he is blowing into the wrong end of the instrument.
A little before six I unlocked the bottom drawer of the desk and hauled out my Sig 9 mm semi-automatic. Fifteen rounds in the clip, one more in the spout. A second clip went into my coat pocket. I’d read somewhere that the average firefight consumes two point five bullets per gun, so I was overloaded. But Olivera could be wrong. There might be more than just one guy with a Street Sweeper. And I tend to be conservative where my health is concerned. Forty-three doesn’t look so bad when you consider some of the alternatives.
Windle was all atwitter with excitement. He led me into a small cubicle crammed with electronic equipment. Chandler followed us in, lit a cigarette, and turned the “No Smoking” sign to the wall. “Let’s hear it, Alfred.”
Windle flipped on a reel-to-reel tape recorder. I heard Chandler’s voice say, “Hello, you’re on VOC.”
A high-pitched nasal voice said, “You lousy pinko. Did you get my message last night?” Some heavy breathing and traffic noise in the background. “No more warnings, you commie bastard. Get off the air, now, or I’ll cancel your show. Permanent.” That was all.
“Naturally, we are equipped with a seven-second delay, so none of it went out over the air,” said Windle.
“Why does he call you a commie?” I asked.
Chandler shrugged. “I guess because I’ve expressed admiration for Gorbachev, and because I’ve heralded the impending reductions in both troops and arms as a return to sanity. To accuse me of being a fellow traveler or a quisling because of that is ludicrous.”
“This guy apparently thinks it’s all a ruse to soften us up so the Rooskies can drop the hammer on us.” Chandler rolled his eyes at that.
“This guy’s a couple of quarts low,” he said.
“Which makes him dangerous,” said Windle. “Very dangerous.”
The weekend was quiet. Chandler wasn’t on the air, but we took meals together both days, out of town and at a different place each time. With an expense account I could avoid the ptomaine towers I usually frequent and indulge myself for a change. Chandler was grateful for the trips. He was planning a show, he said, on how parts of Cape Cod had been turned into a cross between Disneyland and Newark, with special emphasis on the motel industry. It was his intention, he went on, to tear some people’s heads off — discursively, of course.
Monday broke clear and sunny. I delivered Chandler to the station, had lunch at the Windlass, and waded back through “Jingle Bell Rock” to my office thinking that someday I’d find a place to eat that didn’t have a nautical name. Two bikers sat smoking on their machines in front of my building. They probably weren’t any bigger than Gino Marchetti. One of them called, “You Stubblefield?”
“That’s right.” They were dressed in full colors, with “Berserkers M C” emblazoned across the back of their denim vests.
“Soto wants to see you.”
“About what?”
He shrugged. “Just said to tell you that he had some buzz you might be interested in.” I nodded. “Follow us.” They kicked down on the starters and I climbed into my car wondering what the president of the Berserkers wanted with a private cop.
Our destination was a ramshackle house on Camp Street. A large window had been removed from its frame and heavy planks ran from the sill down to the patchy grass in the back yard. My guides rode up the planks and through the window. I took the more conventional approach through the back door.
Soto was a big man, rawboned and mean-looking. He sat with his feet up on a metal desk smoking a cheroot and reading a tabloid bearing the headline “Confederate Flag Spotted on Belly of UFO!” He threw the paper aside as I came in.
“Stubblefield. It’s been awhile.”
“Awhile,” I said. Soto stubbed out the cigar.
“I hear you’re a private detective now.” I nodded. “You know the cops are turning up the heat on us?”
“No, I didn’t.”
“Oh yeah. Got us under the microscope. The other clubs, too.” He lit another cheroot. The room was beginning to smell like a dump fire. “Seems that someone on a chopper tried to croak some guy last week, guy that yaps on the radio.” He blew out some smoke and eyed me carefully. “I hear you’ve been hired to cover the guy.”
“Now where did you hear that?”
Soto waved his hand dismissively. “All this heat’s bad for us. We’re businessmen, if you know what I mean.” I knew. The Berserkers, like some of the other clubs, had found it profitable to traffic in drugs. “Hard to conduct business when everybody’s looking over your shoulder.”
“What’s this got to do with me?”
“Papers say that the shooter’s looking to clip this radio dude because he thinks he’s a commie stooge or something.”
“So?”
“So it happens that I know this guy, name of Cadillac Jack. Biker, but not rolled tight. He hangs around, has a nice hog, tries hard to participate, but he’s off the wall. I can’t afford to have somebody that loose in the business.”
“How off the wall?”
“Oh, man, bad temper. Flies off real easy. And he’s a gun nut, all the time rapping about guns and carrying pieces to impress. Just what I need, some bozo with a bad temper and a weapons Jones. But here’s what you’ll like. He’s a real patriot, stays true to the red, white, and blue, rides a Harley because it’s an
“Where can I find him?”
“He doesn’t come around here any more,” said Soto with a thin smile. “I had a couple of brothers — discourage him from dropping in. But he’s called Cadillac Jack because he works in a Cadillac dealership. Mechanic.” He shook his head. “I got him all riled up last time I saw him.”
“How did you do that?”
“Told him that starting next year, Cadillacs were all going to be made in Japan.”
I left Soto grinning through the industrial smog of cigar smoke and found a phone book. There were only three Cadillac dealers on the Cape. I scored at the second one, Sergeant Cadillac Motors.
“We had a mechanic here named John Rugg, but he failed to show up for work about a month ago and he hasn’t been back since. We checked at his rooming house, but the landlady said he left without so much as a goodbye. Too bad. He was a little odd, but a crackerjack mechanic.”
“Odd?”
“He was rather touchy, couldn’t take a joke. He never became friendly with the other men. They kidded him because he always tuned in those talk shows. God knows why. They drive me crazy.”
“Did he ride a motorcycle?”
Sergeant thought for a minute. “Not that I recall.” He shook his head. “A strange one, he was. When he left, he said something should be done, that it was a crime.”
“What was?”
“Cadillacs, being made in Japan.”
It was four thirty when I got back to the office. Olivera was waiting in an unmarked car. He motioned for me to get in. “Your boy is really hazing them today.” Chandler’s voice was on the car radio. “He’s been flogging the right-wingers. Hell, I guess that’s me. I think we should have flattened Russia in 1945, saved everyone a whole lot of grief.”
“What’s up, lieutenant?”
“You tell me, Stubblefield. You were probably just on the way up to your office where you were going to call me up, like any good citizen, and tell me what’s on Soto’s mind. Right?”
“Soto.”
“We’re a small department, but we aren’t feeble, yet. Talk to me, Charles.” I told him about Rugg and what I’d learned from Sergeant.
“Makes sense. He gives us Rugg, takes the heat off him and his greasebag gang.”
“Rugg sounds right.”
“I agree. His name is depressingly familiar. Among other things, he had a fling a couple of years ago with a local white supremacist group. He didn’t stay, though I don’t know why. He fit right in with those maggots.”
“You get to know the nicest people in your line of work,” I said. He gave me a weary look.
“People like Soto and Rugg lead me to believe that cowboys do, in fact, have congress with sheep.”
The next few days were uneventful. I was beginning to think that Rugg was going to draw back and play a waiting game. That would cause some complications on my end. Chandler was chafing at the restrictions on his daily life. I’d let him relocate to a guest house that was easier on the eyes. I’d probably have gone around the bend myself after a few days in the Jolly Fisherman.
After the show on Thursday, I drove him to his house. He needed more clothes and a number of books and articles that he hadn’t gotten before. The neighborhood was quiet. Outside of a kid being dragged around by an Irish setter, no one was on the street.
It was highly unlikely that Rugg was in Chandler’s house, but I went in first.
“Wait here,” I said, clicking on the lights. I made a quick check of the back door and the porch. All clear.
“Go ahead and do what you have to do on this floor,” I said. “I’ll take a look upstairs.” He nodded and headed across the living room for the den.
I was halfway up when a shot rang out. I got down the stairs in two strides. Chandler was curled on the floor by the den, moaning and writhing in pain. The door to the den was open about a foot. I was so intent on listening for an assailant that I didn’t see it at first. Then I noticed it, a thin wisp of smoke curling up from the door handle. The handle itself was blown apart. Chandler had triggered a booby trap.
I called the rescue squad and tried to stanch Chandler’s bleeding with a towel. He had taken the blast in his lower right side and it was messy.
As the adrenaline receded anger took over. I’d assumed that Rugg was a gun-crazy moron. He was crazy, all right, but he also possessed a considerable amount of animal cunning. I had underestimated him, and Chandler was paying the price for my carelessness. After the medics took him away, I called the cops and sat down to wait.
“Damn clever,” said Olivera. A team of men was going over every door and window in the house. “He got into the house somehow, removed the guts from the door handle assembly, and replaced them with a spring, a firing pin, and a .410 gauge shotgun shell. When Chandler turned the knob, he broke a sheer pin, which released the spring and the striker. Blammo.” He shook his head. “The son of a bitch. What if it had been the wife or the kid?” He saw the look on my face. “Don’t be too hard on yourself, Charles. Who could have figured something like this?”
“I should have. That’s what I’m paid for.”
“Yeah? Well, last I knew, you were just like the rest of us — a mite less than infallible. So ease up. They just told me that Chandler’s going to pull through. Thank God he wasn’t standing directly in front of the handle.” He shrugged on his coat. “And, Charles, don’t do anything foolish. We’ll get the little creep.”
Twenty minutes later I was back at the house on Camp Street. Soto was working on a cherry-red Harley in the large back room that served as the Berserkers’ garage.
“I need to have a talk with Cadillac Jack,” I said, “but I can’t locate him. Any suggestions?”
“I got a suggestion,” said a hulking grease-stained man, standing up from where he and another Berserker were working. “Why don’t you shag your ugly ass out of here before I pull your teeth for you.” A primary chain swung from one hand.
Soto waved him away. “Whoa, Flesher. Get your finger off the trigger, man. He’s okay.”
“He’s a cop,” said Flesher. His partner got up now, a squat man with a face that looked like it had once been on fire and somebody had put it out with a shovel.
Soto picked up a wrench and faced the two gang members. Very softly he said, “And I said it’s okay.” Something in his voice made the muscles in my stomach tighten. It also took the fight out of Flesher, who dropped the chain and turned to leave.
“That’s not quite right, Flesher,” I said. “You’re supposed to bob your head a few times and then say, ‘Duuuuuh, okay boss.’ ”
Flesher’s eyes narrowed. “Next time I see you, cop, we’re going to dance.”
“Now you’ve made a bad enemy there,” said Soto as the two left the room.
“So did he,” I said. “Can you help me out with Cadillac Jack?”
“Well, I don’t think he has any friends, but one of the brothers did mention that he’s big on shooting pool. And,” he raised a forefinger, “he doesn’t like the little bar tables. What do you suppose?”
“Smiley’s,” I said.
Soto’s eyes rounded in mock surprise. “Amazing, Stubblefield. That’s just what I was thinking.”
It really wasn’t amazing. Smiley’s was the only pool hall on Cape Cod. It was dark, smoky, and crowded when I walked in. A sign advised “No Swearing, No Gambling, No Drinking, No Massé Shots.” As far as I could see, everyone in the place was 0 for 4. The houseman was rocked back in his chair, watching the action on table one.
“Cadillac Jack in tonight?” I asked. He continued to watch the table.
“Who wants to know?”
“I do.”
“Who the hell are you?”
I stomped down hard on the front rung of his chair, bringing him upright all at once. “I’m a friend of Soto’s. I got a message for Cadillac Jack. You going to tell me if he’s here, or would you rather be selling kindling out of this dump tomorrow?”
“Okay. Okay. He’s over there, table twelve.” I looked to where he was pointing, and as I did, a thin, sallow man in a leather jacket looked up at us. When he saw the houseman pointing, he threw down his cuestick and bolted through the side door. It was a mistake. The door opened onto a blind alley that ran between Smiley’s and an A&P.
I went out the front door on the run, stepping to one side of the alley. “You’re all done, Rugg. Give it up.” I let the safety off on the Sig. “Rugg!”
The passageway was suddenly filled with the sound of thunder. Rugg was gunning his motorcycle down the alleyway toward the street, firing a handgun wildly as he came. I dropped to one knee, aimed carefully, and shot him once through the tinted insectoid visor of his helmet. The slug catapulted him off the back of the machine. I rolled out of the way as the bike careened out the alley and skidded across the street in a shower of sparks, coming to rest with its chromed front fork welded firmly under a tan Toyota.
Rugg was dead. A MAC-10 lay on the pavement beside him. People were gathering on the sidewalk as I sat down to wait for the cops.
Two weeks later I was sitting in the Rudder and wrestling with some chicken that was still fighting for its life. The door opened and Alfred Windle came in out of the snow.
“Well, Windle. What brings you here? On a diet?”
“Progress report, Mr. Stubblefield,” he said, all business as usual.
“Proceed,” I said, abandoning the battle on my plate.
“Archie came home from the hospital today. There will be a rather nasty scar, and I’m afraid he will walk with a limp from now on. His hip was damaged, but the doctors say he was very lucky indeed not to have received the full burst of the blast. It could have been much worse.” He swallowed some coffee. “And what about you? Have you had your hearing yet?”
“Yeah. Case closed.” The cops had traced Rugg to his apartment by means of a rent receipt in his wallet. The apartment was a virtual bunker: flags, right-wing literature, and an arsenal that included handguns, a couple of assault rifles, and a Street Sweeper.
When questioned, the landlady admitted lending her typewriter to Rugg on several occasions, and it proved to be the machine on which the threat had been typed. Finally, they were able to place Rugg in Chandler’s house through a couple of fingerprints he had left on the door handle of the den.
Olivera was not happy with me, but under the circumstances he couldn’t really try to pull my license.
Floyd appeared from the back to pour a cup of coffee.
“Afternoon, Charles. Like some coffee?”
“Just the cup, Floyd. I can use it to beat this roadrunner on my plate into submission.”
“That’s what I like about you, Charles,” he said, heading for the kitchen. “Nothing.”
Some things never change.
Variations on a Scheme
by Jack Ritchie
It seemed natural that my first question should be, “How old are you?”
Pomfret beamed. “I’ll be seventy-two in July.”
I regarded him sternly. “Surely that makes you old enough to realize that murder solves nothing.”
He gave the matter thought. “That’s an extreme generalization and doesn’t hold water. Anyway, I’m ready to make a statement. I shot Andrew Fergusson. It was practically an accident. The gun had a hair trigger and I didn’t know it.”
I indicated the revolver on the desk. “You are referring to this weapon?”
He nodded. “It belongs to Mr. Fergusson. Or did when he was alive. It was in the desk drawer and I was just looking it over when he came into the study and surprised me. Somehow I pulled the trigger and the damn thing went off. It was just one of those things.”
I shook my head sadly. “So you were engaged in robbing your employer?”
“You might say that. Mr. Fergusson, his nephew Rudolph, his niece Henrietta, and that lawyer, Quinlan, were playing bridge in the drawing room like they do almost every night. So I sneaked back here to the study where I knew that he kept some cash in his desk drawer. I thought I’d take that and a few other things and then leave one of the french windows open so it would look like a burglar had broken in.”
My partner Ralph had been taking notes. “You were Fergusson’s gardener?”
Pomfret nodded. “For the last three months.”
Ralph looked up. “Three months? Where did you work before?”
“I was head inmate gardener at the state prison. I served over fifty years.”
I indicated some disbelief.
He smiled. “I killed a cop. It was sort of accidental too, like this. By rights the judge should have given me life imprisonment, which would have made me eligible for parole in twelve years and eight months. But he had this thing about killing policemen and so he made it ninety-nine years instead. I served fifty and then, practically out of the blue, the warden called me in and said that I was a free man. It was all due to Mr. Fergusson, who was on the parole board and heard about my case. He gave me the job as his gardener.”
I was still a bit shocked. “And so this is how you repay your benefactor? By murdering him?”
“I feel bad about that,” he admitted, but then shrugged. “After I shot Fergusson, I panicked, dropped the gun, and ran out through the french windows right into Mr. Rudolph Fergusson.”
I now looked at Rudolph Fergusson. He appeared to be in his late thirties and was quite lean and gangling.
He spoke up. “We broke up the bridge game earlier than usual. I was taking the shortcut across the terrace to the east wing where my rooms are when I heard the shot and Pomfret came scooting out of the study. He ran into me and began babbling something about having just shot my uncle. So we went back there and, sure enough, it seems that he had.”
I turned back to Pomfret. “Back-pedaling a bit, how did you, a recently released convict, expect to get away with stealing from your employer? You would certainly be the first person suspected of the theft, regardless of the attempt to make it seem as though it had been the work of a burglar.”
Pomfret disagreed. “Put yourself into my benefactor’s shoes. Here you have just gone through a lot of trouble to get an oldtimer like me released after half a century in prison. You have even given me a job and room and board. Could you possibly imagine that I would be so unbelievably ungrateful as to turn on you and steal your goods? Of course not. You would even feel guilty for thinking such a thing. So you would decide that it must certainly have been a burglar.” He smiled about the room. “Well, officers, I’m ready to go.”
I took Ralph aside. “Ralph, there is more here than meets the eye.”
He shrugged. “It looks pretty cut and dried to me.”
“Ralph, how many of our murder cases are cut and dried?”
“About ninety-five percent.”
“Ralph, statistics don’t tell the whole story. I’d like to talk to the other people involved.”
We took Rudolph Fergusson into one corner of the large room.
“Mr. Fergusson,” I said, “was your uncle a wealthy man?”
The question was, of course, superfluous. The main building and its wings must have contained some thirty rooms and they were set in the middle of at least five acres of landscaped grounds.
“Well, yes,” Rudolph said. “I believe that the last time the subject of money came up, he mentioned that he was worth somewhere in the neighborhood of fifteen million.”
“And who are his heirs?”
“I’ve always been led to believe that my sister Henrietta and I would split ninety percent of his estate. Jason would get ten percent.”
“Jason?”
“Jason Quinlan. He’s my uncle’s lawyer and a personal friend of the family.”
“How old are you, Mr. Fergusson?”
“Thirty-nine.”
“How old was your uncle?”
“Fifty-six.”
“In good health?”
“Yes. Quite healthy.”
“Possibly he could have lived to be a hundred?”
“Possibly.”
“I suppose that you have money in your own right?”
“Not really. I am a third vice-president in one of my uncle’s firms and I live within my salary.”
I took Ralph aside again. “He was institutionalized.”
“Who? Fergusson?”
“No. I mean Pomfret. He spent fifty years in prison. Fifty years of his life were shaped behind walls. He was told when to get up, when to go to bed, what to wear, how to wear it, and when to wear it. He was told what to eat, where to eat it, and when to eat it.”
Ralph nodded. “It sounds familiar. Once you get a steady job, you know what time you have to get up, and what time you have to eat, and—”
“Ralph,” I said. “At first Pomfret undoubtedly spent many sleepless nights in prison desperately wishing that he could escape his confinement. But after twenty or thirty years I suspect the longing for the outside world became more a matter of form.”
“He didn’t really want to leave jail at all?”
“He
“Are you telling me that Pomfret killed Fergusson just because he wanted to be sent back? He wanted to be caught?”
“Well, perhaps the actual killing of Fergusson was an accident. The theft itself was meant to send him back. You will notice that Pomfret was not wearing gloves. Undoubtedly he intentionally left fingerprints all over the study. And since Fergusson would very likely call in the police — despite all that benefactor jazz — they would take fingerprints and make comparisons. And Pomfret would be sent back to prison where he really wants to be.”
“So why kill Fergusson?”
“As I said, that might have been an accident. Pomfret was surprised, pointed the weapon automatically, and it went off.”
“All right,” Ralph said. “It sounds fine to me. We’ll take Pomfret to headquarters and book him.”
I rubbed my jaw. “On the other hand, maybe it wouldn’t hurt to ask just a few more questions.”
We took Jason Quinlan into one of the anterooms.
Quinlan was in his middle forties, with a full dark mustache.
“You were Andrew Fergusson’s lawyer?” I asked.
He nodded. “And also his accountant, business adviser, longtime friend, and now executor.”
“I understand that Fergusson was a wealthy man. Worth something in the vicinity of fifteen million dollars.”
“Quite right.”
“And what would ten percent of fifteen million dollars be?” I asked cagily.
“One million five hundred thousand dollars.”
“And why is Fergusson leaving you that much money?”
“Because I was his lawyer, accountant, business adviser, longtime friend, and now executor.”
“What was the state of Andrew Fergusson’s health?”
“Excellent, I would say.”
“He could have lived to be a hundred?”
“If he really tried.”
“I suppose that you are, in your own right, comfortably well off?”
“Not at all. I’ve gone badly into debt and there are my losses at the track.” He brightened. “One and a half million dollars certainly will come in handy.”
“What do you know about Pomfret?”
“Well, I know that he was an ex-convict. He has been agreeable enough though, except for tonight’s episode.”
“Did he seem happy here? Contented? Cheerful?”
Quinlan pondered. “The last month or so he seemed a bit melancholy. Mentioned something about missing all the friends he had back in prison.”
I drew Ralph into a corner. “Suppose you wanted to kill somebody but you didn’t have enough nerve to do the deed yourself. What would you be most likely to do, outside of giving up the project entirely?”
“Hire someone else to kill him?”
“Exactly, Ralph.”
“Come now, Henry. Are you saying that Pomfret was
“Why not? Here we have one of the beneficiaries of Fergusson’s will who sees Pomfret’s melancholia and ferrets out the reason. Pomfret would really rather be back in prison, so this beneficiary says, ‘Pomfret, I know a way to get you back to prison and at the same time do me a tremendous favor.’ ”
“That’s far-fetched, Henry. Pomfret could get himself sent back to prison just by tossing a brick through a window.”
“There is the matter of prestige, Ralph.”
“Prestige?”
“Of course. Pomfret was sent to prison for murdering a policeman. You and I do not find anything admirable in killing a police officer, but our view is not shared by many convicts. I imagine that behind the walls, Pomfret had a certain social position not gained by seniority alone. No, he had to go back to prison as a murderer or suffer a considerable loss in stature. Tossing a brick through a window would not do. And, despite what I speculated earlier, a simple theft would not either. It had to be murder, Ralph. Murder.”
Ralph studied the ceiling for a while. “Henry, if you were going to hire a killer, would you go to someone who is seventy-two years old?”
“I would if he were the only person available — the only person I
“But what possible incentive could Pomfret have for murdering Fergusson as a favor for anybody? Money? Wine? Women? Song? Pomfret would be going back to prison where they confiscate most of those things.”
“It was probably money,” I said thoughtfully. “Money Pomfret could spend altruistically. I suspect that if we delve into his background we’ll find some dearly beloved who can benefit enormously from Pomfret’s charity.”
We returned to the study.
“Pomfret,” I said, “you were sent to prison for the murder of a police officer. How were you regarded by the other inmates?”
He brightened. “I was someone really important. Murderers are looked up to. Especially cop killers.”
I nodded. “Do you have any living relatives?”
“None that I know of.”
I pursued the point. “Perhaps someone almost forgotten but now remembered? Some little grandniece or grandnephew requiring expensive medical attention but unable to afford it?”
Pomfret shook his head. “Nobody. I don’t know a soul outside the walls.”
Rudolph Fergusson had been listening. “Who was that grey-haired man who visited you last month?”
“That was Gimpy O’Rourke. He was paroled about the same time I was.”
I moved in. “Gimpy O’Rourke? Why is he called Gimpy?”
“On account of his leg. He broke it sliding into second base when we played Ohio Penitentiary in ’43. It never did grow back together right.”
“Ah,” I said smoothly, “and no doubt an operation, an
“No.”
I rephrased the question. “You would do anything for him if it did not conflict fundamentally with what you had already planned to do in the first place.”
He frowned over that for ten seconds and then said, “I don’t think an operation would do Gimpy much good.”
“Why not?”
“He died in his sleep two weeks ago. Of natural causes. I went to the funeral.”
I decided it was about time to question Henrietta Fergusson.
She was nearly as tall and angular as her brother. I guessed that she was in her middle thirties.
“You and your brother live here in this house?”
“Yes.”
“And neither one of you is married?”
“Neither.”
“Were you fond of your uncle?”
“He had his good points.”
“But he is with us no longer,” I said. “You are — shall we say — free at last?”
She smiled. “You damn well bet. As soon as I find out how much of the money the government will let me keep, I’m on my way on a trip around the world. I might not come back at all.”
“Do you have any money of your own? Besides the anticipated inheritance?”
“Uncle Andrew gave me a weekly allowance. I think at the present moment I have something like thirty-seven dollars in my checking account.”
“Suppose that your uncle had continued to live for another thirty years. What would your future have been?”
“I’d probably still be here playing bridge nearly every night.”
“When was the last time you spoke to Pomfret? I mean before the murder.”
She thought about that. “Late this afternoon when we returned from the target range.”
I blinked. “Target range?”
“Yes. It’s out behind the greenhouse. We spent an hour there this afternoon.”
“We? Who is included in this we? Your brother? Jason Quinlan? Your late uncle?”
“Yes.”
I smiled thinly. “Just who was it who suggested that all of you go to the target range this afternoon?”
Her eyes closed in reflection. “I believe it was Uncle Andrew. But I really don’t remember. Why?”
I took Ralph aside.
“We have a cunning opponent here, Ralph. One can almost admire him. Or her. Or them. This is truly a challenge to send the blood coursing through one’s veins.”
“What are you talking about, Henry?”
“This puts a new light on the whole situation and definitely establishes premeditated murder.”
“I don’t follow you, Henry.”
“Don’t you see how devilishly clever our murderer is? The target range. All of them just
Ralph and I gave orders to the technicians that everyone was to be given the test for gunpowder grains.
Then Ralph and I stepped out onto the terrace to wait.
“So you think that one of the three beneficiaries killed Andrew Fergusson and that Pomfret stumbled in on the scene and decided to take advantage of it?”
“I believe that’s the answer, Ralph. Though, of course, there are still other possibilities.”
“Like what?”
“Possibly Fergusson committed suicide.”
“Why the hell would Fergusson want to commit suicide? No one’s mentioned that he was depressed or anything of the sort.”
“One can never tell the state of a person’s mind simply by his demeanor. However, there is yet another possibility. Fergusson might have been murdered by an intruder — a burglar he surprised in the act. And Pomfret, hearing the shot, arrived at the scene and quickly took advantage of the situation for his own personal gain.” I paced the flagstones for a few moments. “On the other hand, Ralph, suppose this intruder was not really a burglar at all but a killer hired by one of Fergusson’s beneficiaries. He was supposed to make it look like a burglary and killing, but Pomfret messed up the script. Perhaps Rudolph Fergusson hired him. Or Henrietta. Or Quinlan. Or Henrietta and Quinlan. Or Rudolph and Quinlan. Or Henrietta and Rudolph. Or possibly all three of them chipped in to cover the expense of hiring a killer.” My jaw firmed. “I’m going to nail the killer’s employer, whoever he, she, or they are or is, if it takes me all summer.”
“Henry,” Ralph said. “If one, two, or all three of them hired a killer, then why all this monkey business about getting gunpowder grains on everybody’s hands at the target range?”
I snapped my fingers. “By George, Ralph, you’re right. It would have been unnecessary. Yet still it
After what seemed like a long time, Wilson, the head of the crew of technicians, approached us with the results of the gunpowder tests.
“Wilson,” I said, “I can tell you exactly what you found. There were gunpowder grains on the hands of everyone except Pomfret.”
Wilson shook his head. “No. We found plenty of gunpowder grains on Pomfret’s hands.”
I frowned. “You’re positive there were gunpowder grains on Pomfret’s hands?”
Wilson nodded.
I saw the light. “But of course — Pomfret must have done target-shooting with the rest of them. When Henrietta said that all of them had gone shooting, I naturally assumed that this did not include Pomfret, since he was hired help. But evidently he had a preferred status or the murderer cleverly involved him so as to spread the range of suspects.”
Wilson cleared his throat. “Pomfret is the
My mouth dropped. “No gunpowder grains on anyone else’s hands? Just Pomfret’s? But that’s impossible.”
I strode firmly back to the study and confronted Henrietta. “You distinctly said that all of you went target-shooting this afternoon. Then how the devil do you explain the fact that there are no gunpowder grains on any of your hands?”
Henrietta thought it over. “I suppose it’s because we used bows and arrows. It’s an archery range.”
I looked up at the portrait of the late Andrew Fergusson hanging over the fireplace. In real life I would have heartily disliked him. Eyes too close together. Mouth too thin. Chin definitely weak.
Pomfret spoke. “I’m getting a little tired just standing here. When do I get the ride to headquarters?”
We took Pomfret downtown where I insisted that he be given a lie detector test. According to the results — if one can believe the word of these weird contraptions — Pomfret was telling the exact truth about the death of Andrew Fergusson and how it occurred.
Ralph and I left him and went to the nearest tavern.
“Ralph,” I said, “machines are taking over the world. There’s no longer any room for the play of the mind and the scope of the imagination.”
“Never mind, Henry,” Ralph said. “What’ll you have?”
“A glass of sherry,” I said. “And make it a double.”
It took the bartender ten minutes to find the bottle.